Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5230073 times)

parallax · « **Reply #16741 on:** October 19, 2013, 04:03:06 AM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on October 18, 2013, 06:20:05 PM

It's a shame there isn't a Ridge Racer 8 for the PS4 launch but given how Namco has handled the RR franchise since 6, maybe it's for the best.

driftopia is fucking horrible. god damn. one race and i was done with the whole damn game.

king of the internet · « **Reply #16742 on:** October 19, 2013, 10:46:08 AM »

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=86621272

Atramental · « **Reply #16743 on:** October 19, 2013, 10:55:34 AM »

PigSpeakers · « **Reply #16744 on:** October 19, 2013, 01:16:18 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=700117

Well, okay then.

Himu · « **Reply #16745 on:** October 19, 2013, 01:55:28 PM »

Quote from: PigSpeakers on October 19, 2013, 01:16:18 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=700117

Well, okay then.

Hot sauce

Atramental · « **Reply #16746 on:** October 19, 2013, 02:07:15 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=700111

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16747 on:** October 19, 2013, 02:21:37 PM »

I'm not sure calling suicide lines for posters is worthwhile on GAF at this point. It seems more like attention seeking than anything else.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #16748 on:** October 19, 2013, 02:28:20 PM »

99% of it is attention whoring, especially if it was triggered by some guy telling him off in a Smash Brothers thread.

Great group of members you got there, Evilore.

Atramental · « **Reply #16749 on:** October 19, 2013, 02:30:21 PM »

And you never hear anything from the truly suicidal gaffers because...

Well. Y'know.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #16750 on:** October 19, 2013, 03:52:53 PM »

Quote from: Eschaton on October 19, 2013, 02:30:57 PM

Didnt they change policy to lock suicide threads?

Yes, and that's what they did.

Now next step: Ban icedoesnthelp.

Not their problem.

nachobro · « **Reply #16751 on:** October 19, 2013, 03:53:46 PM »

More attention begging from that loser? Please ban so everyone can move on and they can either get some help or just off themselves.

RowRow · « **Reply #16752 on:** October 19, 2013, 04:10:47 PM »

Validating the attention seeking

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #16753 on:** October 19, 2013, 04:17:49 PM »

Maybe the ice in his screen name is for crystal meth

nachobro · « **Reply #16754 on:** October 19, 2013, 04:19:51 PM »

When you're even getting mocked by other ninthings, I could see why killing yourself would seem like the only option.

Atramental · « **Reply #16755 on:** October 19, 2013, 04:27:49 PM »

Quote from: RowRow on October 19, 2013, 04:10:47 PM

Validating the attention seeking

NotTheGuyYouKill...

That's one gaffer that should've lost his thread posting privileges a long time ago.

PigSpeakers · « **Reply #16756 on:** October 19, 2013, 05:11:53 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on October 19, 2013, 02:07:15 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=700111

(Image removed from quote.)

I think Google has hit a new low in marketing, Andy.

Broseidon · « **Reply #16757 on:** October 19, 2013, 05:19:08 PM »

Isnt that baconbitz?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #16758 on:** October 19, 2013, 05:33:22 PM »

They need to ban Ice before that member goes off and blames someone for their bullshit attempt to off themselves.

Jansen · « **Reply #16759 on:** October 19, 2013, 05:44:19 PM »

how the fuck did he manage to not even get junior'd

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #16760 on:** October 19, 2013, 05:48:46 PM »

No idea but that poster is only going to get more and more agitated by what is said to them before they finally explode at someone, exploit sympathy and then end up not really doing anything but putting on a show. All they achieve is scrutiny for those with real problems because of these attention grabs.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #16761 on:** October 19, 2013, 05:50:22 PM »

Goes from brooding and suicidal thoughts straight to "What is the worst Mario level?" and "Pokemon Friend Safari | Gotta Friend 'em All"

nachobro · « **Reply #16762 on:** October 19, 2013, 06:06:01 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on October 19, 2013, 05:48:46 PM

No idea but that poster is only going to get more and more agitated by what is said to them before they finally explode at someone, exploit sympathy and then end up not really doing anything but putting on a show. All they achieve is scrutiny for those with real problems because of these attention grabs.

Maybe they just want to vent!

I like that I was turned into a bad guy for suggesting therapy rather than attention whoring on a game forum for concern posts.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #16763 on:** October 19, 2013, 06:18:17 PM »

You're viewed as basically some sort of unsympathetic monster if you don't like what these people are doing and actually want them to get professional help and stop the internet/forum tantrums/attention. Really they have it worked out. Every time they appeal for attention, anyone who calls them out gets vilified, because you should have some empathy. Honestly, I say nip that shit in the bud and ban people who keep vying for attention because some day they're going to get someone in trouble who had fuck all to do with anything other than posting on a damn forum about how nintendo sucks.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #16764 on:** October 19, 2013, 06:21:38 PM »

Sometimes I don't understand why some of you bother with these situations, seeing how you've already figured them out.

nachobro · « **Reply #16765 on:** October 19, 2013, 06:23:52 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on October 19, 2013, 06:21:38 PM

Sometimes I don't understand why some of you bother with these situations, seeing how you've already figured them out.

Well this is the first time I've actually tried to help. Never again. Next time go slit your wrists with your Master Sword replica, Nintard.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #16766 on:** October 19, 2013, 07:11:43 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on October 19, 2013, 06:21:38 PM

Sometimes I don't understand why some of you bother with these situations, seeing how you've already figured them out.

I avoid those kinds of threads.

/shrug

I got unfairly pulled in the KevinCow situation which is why I'm just waiting for Ice to do something similar to someone else.

Tasty · « **Reply #16767 on:** October 19, 2013, 07:32:48 PM »

Can anyone link to where she got schooled about Smash Bros.?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #16768 on:** October 19, 2013, 07:36:02 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on October 19, 2013, 07:32:48 PM

Can anyone link to where she got schooled about Smash Bros.?

It starts here: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=86644234&highlight=#post86644234

I'm not even kidding either, this is the thing that drove that person over the edge.

Yulwei · « **Reply #16769 on:** October 19, 2013, 07:41:20 PM »

That entire thread is terrible. Jesus.

Tasty · « **Reply #16770 on:** October 19, 2013, 08:08:28 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on October 19, 2013, 07:36:02 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on October 19, 2013, 07:32:48 PM
Can anyone link to where she got schooled about Smash Bros.?

It starts here: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=86644234&highlight=#post86644234

I'm not even kidding either, this is the thing that drove that person over the edge.

Thanks. Entertaining stuff.

Edit- This thread really IS horrible, wow. Glad I don't go into Ninthing threads anymore.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #16771 on:** October 19, 2013, 08:12:04 PM »

So Ice called out a poster, they responded in kind and now Ice is upset. Ugh. Ban pls.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #16772 on:** October 19, 2013, 08:15:40 PM »

There are few things more despicable than a thin skinned bully.

nachobro · « **Reply #16773 on:** October 19, 2013, 08:44:33 PM »

These people make me ashamed for buying a Wii U. But dat Zelda... :'(

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #16774 on:** October 19, 2013, 08:45:53 PM »

I wonder how many gaffers are bitchmade by their girlfriend's/wives. Like telling people to stand up for themselves always leads to some accusation of telling them to dump the person.

nachobro · « **Reply #16775 on:** October 19, 2013, 08:48:13 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on October 19, 2013, 08:45:53 PM

I wonder how many gaffers are bitchmade by their girlfriend's/wives. Like telling people to stand up for themselves always leads to some accusation of telling them to dump the person.

Every relationship thread ever leads to demands that they dump their SO. Gaf is ridiculously jealous of people getting laid. That combined with an inability to socialize or understand how humans act leads to every slight being a reason to get rid of their BF/GF.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #16776 on:** October 19, 2013, 08:50:12 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on October 19, 2013, 08:48:13 PM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on October 19, 2013, 08:45:53 PM
I wonder how many gaffers are bitchmade by their girlfriend's/wives. Like telling people to stand up for themselves always leads to some accusation of telling them to dump the person.
Every relationship thread ever leads to demands that they dump their SO. Gaf is ridiculously jealous of people getting laid. That combined with an inability to socialize or understand how humans act leads to every slight being a reason to get rid of their BF/GF.

Well I'm usually just telling someone they don't have to put up with something that's not equivalent to "dump them now" so much as I have a feeling some people are just desperate to keep an asshole happy.

nachobro · « **Reply #16777 on:** October 19, 2013, 09:05:28 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on October 19, 2013, 08:50:12 PM

Well I'm usually just telling someone they don't have to put up with something that's not equivalent to "dump them now" so much as I have a feeling some people are just desperate to keep an asshole happy.

Oh yeah I see what you mean. It might just be that some of these people just settled with the first person to fuck them and don't want to upset whatever they think they have going. Or they just take the "you can't try to change someone you're with" line too far.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #16778 on:** October 19, 2013, 09:11:29 PM »

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/was-a-a-6th-grade-basketball-game-today-and-both-teams-only-had-4-players.156795/

Tasty · « **Reply #16779 on:** October 19, 2013, 09:12:50 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=699955

Moron.

Broseidon · « **Reply #16780 on:** October 19, 2013, 09:20:27 PM »

pokemon sucks

Tasty · « **Reply #16781 on:** October 19, 2013, 09:35:32 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on October 19, 2013, 09:20:27 PM

pokemon sucks

:I

Yulwei · « **Reply #16782 on:** October 19, 2013, 09:52:16 PM »

I enjoy almost everything Nintendo puts out (bar shit like Wii Music/Zelda Spirit Tracks), but I almost always keep that to myself because I don't want to be associated with ninthings. They are the bronies of gaming.

Yulwei · « **Reply #16783 on:** October 19, 2013, 09:57:31 PM »

Actually that's not being fair to bronies. I've never seen them try and collectively put down the rest of the animation medium because they are literally fanatical about ponies. That kind of pathetic shit is the staple of a ninthing.

etiolate · « **Reply #16784 on:** October 19, 2013, 11:00:08 PM »

other people's drama blah bla bla

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=86269963&postcount=18

THIS PERSON PLAYED 1440 HOURS OF THE MATRIX ONLINE

Broseidon · « **Reply #16785 on:** October 19, 2013, 11:10:19 PM »

Mine's probably Battlefield 2142. No idea what the actual time might be.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16786 on:** October 19, 2013, 11:10:34 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on October 19, 2013, 11:00:08 PM

other people's drama blah bla bla

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=86269963&postcount=18

THIS PERSON PLAYED 1440 HOURS OF THE MATRIX ONLINE

I forgot that The Matrix Online even actually existed, lol.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #16787 on:** October 19, 2013, 11:46:27 PM »

I don't even want to know what my total clocked hours of Halo are, yikes.

Rufus · « **Reply #16788 on:** October 20, 2013, 01:24:41 AM »

It's best to not know.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #16789 on:** October 20, 2013, 02:30:50 AM »

I have nearly 200 hours in Battlefield 3, and I played that way less than previous multiplayer games just because of having less free time. Over 1000 hours of a single game has to get old, or else at that point it's just part of your lifestyle and social life. MMOs are scary for that reason.

Tasty · « **Reply #16790 on:** October 20, 2013, 02:31:25 AM »

Added it up and apparently I spent 860 hours on the mainline Nintendo DS Pokemon games (Pearl, Platinum, SoulSilver, White, White 2.) SoulSilver has the most, at 375 hours.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #16791 on:** October 20, 2013, 02:46:51 AM »

Quote from: nachobro on October 19, 2013, 08:48:13 PM

That combined with an inability to socialize or understand how humans act leads to every slight being a reason to get rid of their BF/GF.

To be fair, I think they ARE capable of socializing and establishing relationships, it just the process has to be documented in a book backed up by science.

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PigSpeakers · « **Reply #16792 on:** October 20, 2013, 02:55:25 AM »

91 hours in terraria. Although there was one time where I left a server up for my friend because I went out to dinner with my family and she still wanted to play.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16793 on:** October 20, 2013, 03:05:35 AM »

this motherfucker...

StealthFan · « **Reply #16794 on:** October 20, 2013, 04:47:56 AM »

If it weren't for my horse I never would've made it through my first year of college

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #16795 on:** October 20, 2013, 04:56:30 AM »

Quote from: Commander Cosby Cock on October 20, 2013, 04:47:56 AM

If it weren't for my horse I never would've made it through my first year of college

Cascade · « **Reply #16796 on:** October 20, 2013, 05:43:44 AM »

GAF's creepiest resident takes offence to someone calling him out:

Quote

She's pretty and has nice eyes but I certainly don't have a JaceC level obsession over her. I'd rather watch her for her acting performances than her looks.

Quote from: Jase C

"Obsession" is such a strong and, in this context, negative word; I prefer "enthusiasm". And I'll also add that her being arguably the finest actress of her generation is a large part of why I find her to be awesome, and on that note, I'd say Peter Weir said it most succinctly: She's the "Meryl Streep of our times."

But you're not the first person to erroneously assume, understandably so (I'm acutely aware that, due to my posting habits, some may infer the wrong impression), that I'm some sort of hopelessly-obsessed weirdo, so no hard feelings.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=86732923#post86732923

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #16797 on:** October 20, 2013, 05:59:12 AM »

So he's a self-aware creep? That makes it more creepy not less. Fuck I don't even.

Vertigo · « **Reply #16798 on:** October 20, 2013, 06:12:34 AM »

His had nothing but avatars of her since she was 12. That doesn't strike me as mere "enthusiasm" and appreciation of her acting craft. His a real creepy son of bitch no matter how much he tries to laugh it off.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #16799 on:** October 20, 2013, 10:28:39 AM »

it cannot be contained

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=86733409&postcount=441

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Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5230073 times)