Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Himu]

If I see another "how to be a person" thread lol.

Just reverse it. When they make those silly threads just feel sorry for them and ignore them. By making fun of them or getting angry you will only make the situation worse for them.

I do find it hilarious she's reacting to a person who's trying to learn "how to be a person" by... not being a person.

Is a person not a person by reacting only how a human would? What is a person, exactly?

[ToxicAdam]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/58b797bf2efc3b2e4386ef8eec2756d5/tumblr_mw6ltxthAX1r5dxbwo1_1280.jpg

damn .. i was trying to find this pic the other day to post here. I love it.

[FStop7]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/58b797bf2efc3b2e4386ef8eec2756d5/tumblr_mw6ltxthAX1r5dxbwo1_1280.jpg[/img]
 :mollywater

That's from my all time favorite episode.

[octopushover]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/58b797bf2efc3b2e4386ef8eec2756d5/tumblr_mw6ltxthAX1r5dxbwo1_1280.jpg[/img]
 :mollywater

That's from my all time favorite episode.

 

[Steve Contra]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/58b797bf2efc3b2e4386ef8eec2756d5/tumblr_mw6ltxthAX1r5dxbwo1_1280.jpg[/img]
 :mollywater

That's from my all time favorite episode.

 

Yeah 

[Mupepe]

Yeah that's not a particularly good episode.  WTF?

[Vertigo]

Uh oh...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=716735

Some of the replies in there are beginning to remind me of

[Shaka Khan]

Poor Kev is in overdrive these days.

[Shadow Mod]

If I see another "how to be a person" thread lol.

Just reverse it. When they make those silly threads just feel sorry for them and ignore them. By making fun of them or getting angry you will only make the situation worse for them.

I do find it hilarious she's reacting to a person who's trying to learn "how to be a person" by... not being a person.

Is a person not a person by reacting only how a human would? What is a person, exactly?

Y'all are taking it far more serious than I am. I'm just talking about over-analyzing shit like why people would trust a dog. OT gets full of these spergy quandaries.

[thisismyusername]

Poor Kev is in overdrive these days.

Gotta keep that sinking ship from sinking.

[brawndolicious]

To be fair, it was a big dog playing with a little baby. I've never owned a dog but I would worry that it might try licking it or giving it a play-bite and accidentally hurt it.

[Shadow Mod]

I got licked by a dog as a toddler. What you should be worried about is leaving both unsupervised and the kid either poking it or fucking with its food.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=716828

the butthurt is strong...

[Yulwei]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=89963717&postcount=402


Tosser.

You know what I thought was weird? Every negative PS4 thread's title seems to get changed about 5 times, especially when there's updates. The Ryse playtime thread remained unchanged and with everyone basically replying to the title for at least half a day after it got debunked.

to be fair to no one, ryse looks like hot garbage

[StealthFan]

Ryse

Next gen

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=90064736&postcount=433

[hampster]

Every week I buy dog food instead of donating to food banks. I'm a terrible dehumanizing person

[Yulwei]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=716795 


ninthings catching feels in this thread 

[Joe Molotov]

The one dude posting 480p Wind Waker screens "OMG so next-gen, wow!"

[headwalk]

the one "my PS4 is fucked" thread they allowed to stay open is thundering along while http://www.amazon.com/PlayStation-4-Launch-Edition/product-reviews/B00BGA9WK2/ and http://community.us.playstation.com/t5/PlayStation-4-Support/Broken-PlayStation-4-Systems/td-p/42122503 must be causing a few wet mattresses tonight.

[helios]

PS4s are dead on arrival?

[thisismyusername]

PS4s are dead on arrival?

A lot of them seem to be. Not a widespread pandemic yet, but a cause to worry.

And this is why I  at people that preorder the consoles day one. You're trusting them to not be broke way too early. You should at least let reviewers and stuff bang on the system before buying it.

[helios]

PS4s are dead on arrival?

A lot of them seem to be. Not a widespread pandemic yet, but a cause to worry.

And this is why I  at people that preorder the consoles day one. You're trusting them to not be broke way too early. You should at least let reviewers and stuff bang on the system before buying it.

My friend got his today, but he hasn't told me if it worked or not. I'm going to wait until next year and have them work out all the kinks first. There used to be a time when you could buy on launch day and the system would work. None of this day one system update. Just put the game in and play.

[StealthFan]

Mass Effect 3's ending I should've believed the hype.

[Yulwei]

Mass Effect 3's ending I should've believed the hype.

 :mollywater

[thisismyusername]

We told you, man.

Anyway:

The mental gymnastics to protect our (indie games to console) lord and savour is hilarious.

"HE'S ONLY MAKING THAT CLAIM ON INDIES!"

Then he should've stated it was only for indies, because launch titles out of the gate aren't hitting that 60FPS or 1080p checkbox.

[helios]

Mass Effect 3's ending I should've believed the hype.

Welcoem to the club. Did you have the original ending or the extended one?

[StealthFan]

original. I youtubed the extended.

[Joe Molotov]

Mass Effect 3's ending I should've believed the hype.

I'm still salty.

[Rufus]

I hope you saw the extended synthesis ending. It's something to behold.

[ToxicAdam]

Dude fuck off with your bullshit. I really would like it if you announce your own fandom so we can have some even give and take.

You don't see anyone here seriously rubbing shit over other fan bases, the way you like to do with Rutgers. Declare your allegiance or just fuck off.

Console wars got nothing on college football.

[octopushover]

By and large every WiiU screenshot in that thread is from WindWaker HD, and I don't think any of the people salivating over them sees the lunacy of a year-old console only having one game to tout.

[Yulwei]

That next gen screenshot thread turned into a Wii U safe haven. It's literally 5 or 6 pages of ninthings telling each other how good Zelda looks 

[Rufus]

By and large every WiiU screenshot in that thread is from WindWaker HD, and I don't think any of the people salivating over them sees the lunacy of a year-old console only having a gussied up port of a 10 year old game to tout.

Fixed.

[Yulwei]

i don't get it  :'(

e- I got it. I guess i'm too kind hearted to think of such a bad word

[Rufus]

I think my English isn't good enough to see it. I'm going to be disappointed if it's "cunt".

[helios]

original. I youtubed the extended.

It's amazing that people still think that the outcry over the ending was hyperbole

[fizzel]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=90111419&postcount=31

Ugly bitch needs the biggest deep dicking in the history of white women. A big fucking cuckold mandingo to split her in half.

Is she republican? seriously...she'll be travelling to cambodia and hunting the poors soon if immediate action isn't taken to service her dry flange.

[Phoenix Dark]

Maybe bears and lions would be hunting us if they won the evolution jackpot.

[JaseC]

Mass Effect 3's ending I should've believed the hype.

I'm still salty. (Image removed from quote.)

Look on the bright side: at least you didn't pay $130 for it.

[Joe Molotov]

Mass Effect 3's ending I should've believed the hype.

I'm still salty. (Image removed from quote.)

Look on the bright side: at least you didn't pay $130 for it.

Heh, well at least there's that. I think I paid $40 for the Collection Edition on GMG or something, which was worth it except for the bullshit ending. I would still buy the DLC too if EA would ever drop the price on it, I'm not paying $40 for it, which is what it still costs for all the story DLC.

[helios]

The only DLC you need is Citadel. Omega and Leviathan are shit. Leviathan makes the ending worse, somehow. Omega has bird-lizard boobs because Bioware are hacks. Citadel is a cheesy romp that culminates into a sappy party at the end.

[Broseidon]

The weeyoo screens of AC4 look shit. Why are people in that thread pulling their dicks to them?

[fizzel]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=90128057&postcount=734

Are these simpletons for real? the packing is fine, the ps4 boxes are practically pristine.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=90126311&postcount=724

"I'm an expert."

[JaseC]

Mass Effect 3's ending I should've believed the hype.

I'm still salty. (Image removed from quote.)

Look on the bright side: at least you didn't pay $130 for it.

Heh, well at least there's that. I think I paid $40 for the Collection Edition on GMG or something, which was worth it except for the bullshit ending. I would still buy the DLC too if EA would ever drop the price on it, I'm not paying $40 for it, which is what it still costs for all the story DLC.

I'd say the only EA game I want on Steam is The Saboteur. I mean, I'm not adverse to using other services if need be, but if EA were to finally do something with this tomorrow, I'd never need to load up Origin ever again.

[thisismyusername]

Because they look good for current (er-"last") generation consoles.

[Your Stalker]

I'm still surprised people expected a good a good Bioware ending in 2012.

[Yulwei]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=717314

i can't wait to write a 1 star review about the ps4 because it bricked and then have my credit ruined for years

why can't I hold all this fucking freedoms

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'm still surprised people expected a good Bioware game in 2012.

[nachobro]

I'm still surprised people expected a good a good Bioware ending in 2012.

only entitled gamers did. the rest of them should know better than to criticize bioware's ART(tm) and commence the cocksucking like real fans/journalists/shills do

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=90128057&postcount=734

Are these simpletons for real? the packing is fine, the ps4 boxes are practically pristine.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=90126311&postcount=724

"I'm an expert."

Needs even more foam so they can be assured the thing never shifted inside the bigger box. Then there needs to be a box that holds the box that holds the PS4 box. And then a box outside that box that is like FRAGILE MOTHEFUCKER, all over it. Because consoles are a big fucking deal my friend.

[hampster]

I wonder what this is referencing

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=90056870#post90056870

[brob]

shouta is a reasonable dude as far as I know. He frequents the fighting game threads.

[Shadow Mod]

shouta is a reasonable dude as far as I know. He frequents the fighting game threads.

He loves defending the forever alone crowd.

[nachobro]

shouta is a reasonable dude as far as I know. He frequents the fighting game threads.

met him at evo. decent dude.

[fizzel]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=90128057&postcount=734

Are these simpletons for real? the packing is fine, the ps4 boxes are practically pristine.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=90126311&postcount=724

"I'm an expert."

Needs even more foam so they can be assured the thing never shifted inside the bigger box. Then there needs to be a box that holds the box that holds the PS4 box. And then a box outside that box that is like FRAGILE MOTHEFUCKER, all over it. Because consoles are a big fucking deal my friend.

And I'd accept nothing less than it to be couriered to my door by winged baby angels.

[nachobro]

Stumbled upon Dax's twitter  That one has a hell of a hard-on for PD, damn

https://twitter.com/Dax01/status/401134920548229121
https://twitter.com/Dax01/status/400822170244218880
https://twitter.com/Dax01/status/400323885234548738

[Broseidon]

[thisismyusername]

http://i.imgur.com/iISw8fy.jpg

I wonder what this is referencing

Well, to be fair to Shouta and expand on his point: Plus/Minus==Pro/Cons.

Which, again: To be fair, isn't something most reviews do now a days. Yes, they pick apart flaws and explain them but I think Shouta means (haven't ever watched Angry Joe and never will) that AJ provides a quick break-down of "this is good, this is bad, this is good, this is bad" lists that summarizes how they felt about the product.

Magazines used to do this. Some online sites (I think IGN?) do it, but places like Polygon and Kotaku don't because they feel their pro/cons are articulated in the article.