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Rahxephon91

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18480 on: November 17, 2013, 07:35:42 PM »
why would you even pimp Ghost? It dosen't even look that good on any system. Plus the Wii U version runs the worse.

Shaka Khan

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18481 on: November 17, 2013, 08:05:30 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=90292133&postcount=2700

Quote from:  Anihawk
Quote from: Amir0x
They also did exactly what Fox News does, which is bring negative shit from the "other side" into moments that don't even make sense

like they'd be going through playing a PS4 game and go 'yeah don't forget Titanfall is coming for XBO, PS4 doesn't have anything like that'

like, really you fucktards?


Rime. Shadow of the Beast. YAWN

i haven't heard of yawn- is that the new game from mark cerny?

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StealthFan

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18482 on: November 17, 2013, 08:07:39 PM »
:whoo
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Broseidon

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18483 on: November 17, 2013, 08:07:49 PM »
:sabu
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StealthFan

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18484 on: November 17, 2013, 08:10:32 PM »
Sonyfags were resembling nthings with their excitement for cartoony shovelware when it came to Knack.

Even now they're creaming themselves at all the shitty "indie" non-games the system has lined up. It's pretty tragic :tocry
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Himu

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18486 on: November 17, 2013, 08:23:16 PM »
I'm not understanding NFS's obsession with glare/flare.

think it started with fast and furious series or something?
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18487 on: November 17, 2013, 08:56:53 PM »
He's a shitty poster/militant atheist but this is just perfection
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=90303965&postcount=2
 :lol
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Shaka Khan

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18488 on: November 17, 2013, 08:58:38 PM »
Nope. Fuck him.
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Oblivion

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18489 on: November 17, 2013, 10:34:18 PM »
That wasn't even a good pun!  :maf

BlackMage

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18490 on: November 17, 2013, 10:42:18 PM »
naan is good though I want some  :heart
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bachikarn

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18491 on: November 17, 2013, 10:52:55 PM »
He stole that joke from Kay and Peele.

StealthFan

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18492 on: November 17, 2013, 11:06:00 PM »
I've always disliked Dookake.
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StealthFan

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18493 on: November 17, 2013, 11:13:20 PM »
He stole that joke from Kay and Peele.

Too bad they aren't funny enough to steal from.
:ufup They may be hit or miss but they can be pretty damn funny, breh.
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BlackMage

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18494 on: November 17, 2013, 11:22:31 PM »
don't hate on key and peele asshole!  :maf
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nachobro

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18495 on: November 17, 2013, 11:26:48 PM »
I've always disliked Dookake.
Probably because he's a cunt.

StealthFan

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18496 on: November 17, 2013, 11:36:37 PM »
I watched two episodes and haven't laughed once.









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TakingBackSunday

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18497 on: November 17, 2013, 11:52:48 PM »
nerdiest thing I'll ask all day...

but will someone with an account quote this and see what the information is?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=90279242&postcount=2867

my google-fu isn't going well at the moment
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Raban

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18498 on: November 18, 2013, 12:01:35 AM »
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I think I like Key and Peele but I also think a lot of their sketches tend to run a minute or two longer than they really need to.

Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18499 on: November 18, 2013, 12:04:43 AM »
nerdiest thing I'll ask all day...

but will someone with an account quote this and see what the information is?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=90279242&postcount=2867

my google-fu isn't going well at the moment
I talked to my contact about the rumour of BBC having a meeting about McGann getting a mini series. He said while it is true they had a meeting it wasn't put into full effect just because of "The Night of The Doctor" it's something BBC brand team has been toying with for a while. He said it also ties into the last info he gave me of the BBC looking to expand the who series with more spin offs. The stuff about the big screen team seriously trying to get a fully fledge movie off the ground is also gaining traction. 50th in cinema's is way for them to test the waters. Like I said before you can believe me or not. Just passing along from what Info I get from someone I trust implicitly
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TakingBackSunday

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18500 on: November 18, 2013, 12:17:24 AM »
thanks!

why the fuck did he feel the need to hard-spoiler that  :lol
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Tasty

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18501 on: November 18, 2013, 12:54:07 AM »
I watched two episodes and haven't laughed once.

I find all their jokes have a funny basis, but they ram them into the ground by the time the sketch is done.

Examples:







These were 30 second jokes stretched into 4/5 minutes.

Skits of theirs I thought were funny all the way through:





Surprise, they're both pretty short.

Kinda in the middle, but the song itself is such a good copy of LMFAO's stuff I always watch all the way through:



Edit- Raban's my soulmate. :heart

StealthFan

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18502 on: November 18, 2013, 01:27:48 AM »
Chanel Preston popped into my mind and I wanted to have a wank. I realized I already fapped twice today. I'll have to wait until tomorrow :tocry
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18503 on: November 18, 2013, 02:43:57 AM »
Wii:U

Next gen graphics.

















This should just be posted in every thread that states Wii U is next gen.

hampster

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18504 on: November 18, 2013, 03:26:44 AM »
Better hold on Devo. Starting Friday there will be an onslaught of Mario 3D World .gifs :aah
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JaseC

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18505 on: November 18, 2013, 06:18:20 AM »
I've always disliked Dookake.

The way he revels in the attention can be annoying. I distinctly recall him filling up much of the first page of some news thread with puns because nobody was biting; once he finally got an "lol", he went quiet.

thisismyusername

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18506 on: November 18, 2013, 07:42:19 AM »
Either link that or you're talking a myth that never happened.

(And he's still a cunt)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=718040

That first post.

DCharlieJP

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18507 on: November 18, 2013, 08:01:26 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=90237422&postcount=795

The human fraps was just atomised and blown to the four winds by a crysis modder.

I ... i just don't know what the deal is ... the entire post just reads like a way to make the PS4 look good whilst getting a whole load of stuff about the PC version from chrrrrrrriiiiiist knows way.

As you say - It was the Crysis Modder, In the GAF, with the lead pipe.
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JaseC

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18508 on: November 18, 2013, 08:02:45 AM »
Either link that or you're talking a myth that never happened.

(And he's still a cunt)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=718040

That first post.

I don't remember what he said and I'm not about to spend hours digging through his post history.


Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18510 on: November 18, 2013, 08:11:44 AM »
Better get used to that.  The tears are really going to start flowing here soon.
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fizzel

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18511 on: November 18, 2013, 08:19:13 AM »
I've always disliked Dookake.
Probably because he's a cunt.


Speaking of cunts i'd like to meet his sisters.



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Yulwei

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18512 on: November 18, 2013, 08:30:21 AM »
doesn't dokkakke's sister do porn or am i thinking of someone else?


Either way.......................  :shaq

Better get used to that.  The tears are really going to start flowing here soon.

almost wish the wii u hadn't been a flop if it meant we wouldn't have to deal with aspies like that

i mean jesus christ

Broseidon

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18513 on: November 18, 2013, 09:01:23 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=90356024&postcount=1021

I've finally realised what it is that irks me about this game. Everything looks like it's underwater.
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nudemacusers

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18514 on: November 18, 2013, 10:31:22 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=90356024&postcount=1021

I've finally realised what it is that irks me about this game. Everything looks like it's underwater.
Maybe the twist is... You're the zombie...
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nachobro

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18515 on: November 18, 2013, 10:43:27 AM »
At least Wii U can do 1080p

Broseidon

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18516 on: November 18, 2013, 10:48:38 AM »


:holeup
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thisismyusername

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18518 on: November 18, 2013, 10:51:45 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=718199

Well, hey: Nintendo fans have a console they themselves can laugh at as a failure now.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18519 on: November 18, 2013, 11:50:00 AM »
doesn't dokkakke's sister do porn or am i thinking of someone else?

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Tasty

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18520 on: November 18, 2013, 11:58:05 AM »
What killed GAF today?

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18521 on: November 18, 2013, 12:00:35 PM »
Does it even need to be something specific at this point? Terrible

Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18522 on: November 18, 2013, 12:09:20 PM »
First round of Xbox One game reviews hit this morning, so there's a lot of fanboying everywhere since the reviews aren't great but are a little stronger than Sony's exclusives.

MS staggered embargoes are probably going to kill GAF all week.

Vertigo

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18523 on: November 18, 2013, 12:14:43 PM »
Not that they need to but I've seen a disturbingly high amount of gaffers coming out to be unpaid PR for Sony this weekend in this BLOD/faulty PS4 situation.
I've seen excuses range from the way Amazon outrageously packed their boxes,to user error(or as one gaffer lovingly called them "fucking idiots"),to people with "cheap" HDTV's to chinese student sabotage at the Foxxconn factory. Basically everything that avoids blaming Sony directly.

Now whatever the situation is, it's a problem for some people and I don't think anyone is saying that this will be a Xbox 360 RROD situation, but something is going on with systems.

What is making me laugh is all of a sudden hardware failure is absolutely acceptable and in fact is completely expected.  Especially if it's a Sony product.  Some of these guys have spun themselves around so much and become so engaged in paranoia that other idiots may be posting FUD Amazon reviews, That they've become everything they moaned about for months 'corporate cocksuckers'. It's also amusing seeing a lot of gaf led by certain mods sticking to this 0.4% 'failure' stat tweeted by Sony last week like their life's depended on it. With the X1 releasing this week it will be interesting to see if MS have the same problems or it goes a lot smoother.

Some golden posts in this thread.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=718148

Quote from: Gammacide
Failure rate is acceptable. Entitled children assuming everything they buy will work properly. They probably assume Best Buy employees know what they are talking about too. Christ. It's simple: if humans are involved in the production of your goods then there will be errors.

Quote from: dark10x
Doesn't say much but I believe firmly that TV compatibility issues are playing a role here.

dark10x continues his utterly shameless displays and his job is to post comparisons? And he expects us to trust his word?  :lol


ghst is once again the voice of sanity. And that's scary as shit.
Quote from: ghst
nobody knows the full extent of this, but you'd have to be squinting through particularly frosty lenses if you think the situation looks normal. the 0.4% figure was based on the initial batch they handed out to journalists and i think it might just come back to bite them.

Quote from: ghst
there has been this unsettling narrative that the PS4 is the first release of its kind in "the age of social media" and so of course the negative reports seem exaggerated, despite there being multiple million selling smartphone releases every few months which receive an entirely muted response in terms of reports of defective units.





Broseidon

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18524 on: November 18, 2013, 12:24:57 PM »
lol launch buyers
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18525 on: November 18, 2013, 12:47:36 PM »
I think I'm going to go ahead and scratch off "visit Britain" from my bucket list.

ToxicAdam

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18526 on: November 18, 2013, 12:48:12 PM »
You know somewhere else got 'pierced', too.


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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18527 on: November 18, 2013, 12:49:47 PM »
You know somewhere else got 'pierced', too.
His urethra.

Tasty

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18528 on: November 18, 2013, 12:55:12 PM »
lol launch buyers

Yeah lol launch- *bought Wii U at launch* oh. :(

Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18529 on: November 18, 2013, 01:06:59 PM »
Any meltdowns today?

(Apart from the GAF servers)

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18530 on: November 18, 2013, 01:12:55 PM »
I think I'm going to go ahead and scratch off "visit Britain" from my bucket list.

On the contrary, TBM booked a flight today.
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Himu

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18531 on: November 18, 2013, 01:29:34 PM »
WHY IS GAF NOT LOADING TODAY WTF
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18532 on: November 18, 2013, 01:37:29 PM »
WHY IS GAF NOT LOADING TODAY WTF

xbox one reviews
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fizzel

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18533 on: November 18, 2013, 01:51:23 PM »
Is lore even around much anymore?

thisismyusername

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18534 on: November 18, 2013, 02:18:49 PM »
I think I'm going to go ahead and scratch off "visit Britain" from my bucket list.

What, Steve? You're not into being tied down to a table and "raped?"

:(

*scratches Steves name off his bucket list*

lol launch buyers

Yeah lol launch- *bought Wii U at launch* oh. :(

Self-burn. I like it.

But hey, look on the bright side: Your Android fanboi side at least restrained you from buying an Ouya... progress!

Also, OMG:



 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Yulwei

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18536 on: November 18, 2013, 05:47:38 PM »
Rape porn  :yuck

I wonder about the kind of person who watches that shit.

Reminds me of all those pedos from animegaf who flipped their shit when Japan was trying to pass a law to ban drawn child porn. People who had never given a single fuck about anything even remotely related to government and politics suddenly became experts in those things when their drawn child porn was at stake.

FStop7

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18537 on: November 18, 2013, 06:06:27 PM »
That Matthew Gallant guy knows best for what you women should be fantasizing about

Rahxephon91

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18538 on: November 18, 2013, 06:24:42 PM »
Yeah I don't get "rape" porn. When it looks like someone is in pain, well thats a turn off. Really hate when dudes in porn get way too forceful.

Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #18539 on: November 18, 2013, 06:32:51 PM »
I guess I wont be sharing any of my films on the internet anymore.
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