Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/ever-been-so-sleepy-you-feel-you-might-succumb-to-homosexuality.172356/

Why does PD dap every post on that page?

Phoenix Kneightly is a chick. Click on her profile - chances are it'll give you an error, since so many simps constantly dwell on her page.

I'm a top 5 Coli poster

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=734159

too many games 

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=93625287&postcount=192

 


Ahaha Ant thread got so good. Turned into a Eugenics conversation.

[PigSpeakers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=93625287&postcount=192

 


Ahaha Ant thread got so good. Turned into a Eugenics conversation.

I just came in here to post this. It never ceases to amaze me what will incite rage and the calling for the death of a man.

[Polyh3dron]

got banned for this:

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=93598005&postcount=275

was commenting on the irony of the OP having a Mii avatar and complaining about a Mario gameplay mechanic that has been around since SMB1.  and others are trashing the OP way worse.  fucking ridiculous.

[Plywood]

got banned for this:

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=93598005&postcount=275

was commenting on the irony of the OP having a Mii avatar and complaining about a Mario gameplay mechanic that has been around since SMB1.  and others are trashing the OP way worse.  fucking ridiculous.

godammit poly

[Shadow Mod]

All I remember is n64 mario games and you don't need a button to run.

[Momo]

3D Mario sucks balls though

[Yulwei]

haha that mackayla macaroni thread

[Momo]

Before the inevitable nintenhulk rage let me be clear that i strongly dislike *all* 3D platformers. Disgusting genre.

[nudemacusers]

knack is a great platformer, very good sales for a new console, too!

[Polyh3dron]

All I remember is n64 mario games and you don't need a button to run.

Yeah but you don't wear your Nintendo fandom on your digital sleeve via your avatar.  Someone who does should know that this gameplay mechanic dates back to 1985 and should have experience playing at least one of the titles between SMB1, 2, 3, SMW or the NSMB games.  Hell, 3D World is closer to the NSMB games with a little bit of depth than the real 3D games, as much as a certain faction wants to deny it.  I felt that pointing out the obvious irony there was a substantive criticism and therefore accepted at GAF unlike bannable posts such as "this thread is awful".  But apparently not.

[Shadow Mod]

All I remember is n64 mario games and you don't need a button to run.

Yeah but you don't wear your Nintendo fandom on your digital sleeve via your avatar.  Someone who does should know that this gameplay mechanic dates back to 1985 and should have experience playing at least one of the titles between SMB1, 2, 3, SMW or the NSMB games.  Hell, 3D World is closer to the NSMB games with a little bit of depth that the real 3D games, as much as a certain faction wants to deny it.  I felt that pointing out the obvious irony there was a substantive criticism and therefore accepted at GAF unlike bannable posts such as "this thread is awful".  But apparently not.

Ah now I getcha. True if you're going to fanboy what the fuck you doin' not knowing OG controls and shit.

[Polyh3dron]

knack is a great platformer, very good sales for a new console, too!

Knack isn't a platformer, it's a character action game with a sometimes-cute mascot, it's just that cute mascots are often associated with platformers.

[nudemacusers]

...I was just twisting the mario knife bb

[Shadow Mod]

...I was just twisting the mario knife bb

Your av right now. Why...

[nudemacusers]

edit: these forum supplied avatars are amazing. loving this.

[Momo]

Welcome to the winning team

[Shadow Mod]

edit: these forum supplied avatars are amazing. loving this.

=0

[Eli Gulgin]

Wait, what's with the avatars?

[StealthFan]

A Charisma Carpentar avatar? David Borean-whathefuckever?

Were these made in 2003?

[Eli Gulgin]

Oh, found it. Never realized those existed lol.

[StealthFan]

I don't see what is wrong with the gymnast avatars. We live in the real world where 16-17 year old girls are attractive, and she's now 18.

[StealthFan]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/imma-start-gettin-gay-simp-nikkas-to-trick-on-me.172533/

 

[fizzel]

I don't see what is wrong with the gymnast avatars. We live in the real world where 16-17 year old girls are attractive, and she's now 18.

chick is BUILT, and in the civilised world she was legal at 16. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Looks like a kid to me....Not even developed fully. Fucking perverts...

The entire population of the world that's under 30 is obsessed with selfies....symptoms of a bigger problem. The last "me first" generation allowed the collapse of Rome.

Edit: My wife points out that those shoes are designed to make the ass pop. Put her in tennis shoes and she resembles an 8th grade boy from behind.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Okay now that the wifey left for zoomba....that girl is fine. :-)

[StealthFan]

[Phoenix Dark]

Okay now that the wifey left for zoomba....that girl is fine. :-)

I'm not going to lie I find things about her attractive, but she also looks like a kid in a lot of pictures. I can't imagine fantasizing about her considering that - I mean, she looks like a 15yo on steroids most of the time.

I'd be lying if I denied that her little smirk is cute but that's where it stops. And yea the shoes clearly make her ass stick out. These dudes don't know what a good butt is I swear.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Am black...know butts. She ain't got one...needs to put on 10lbs of pork and beans stat.

You know who's got a nice ass? Chiquita Banana or whatever the name of the chick who played with sandler on that haircutter assasin movie I watched last night.

[FunSlower]

wb poly

[Eli Gulgin]

She looks about 10 in Plywood's av 

[nudemacusers]

more chickas need to wear wedges real talk

[tiesto]

I don't see what is wrong with the gymnast avatars. We live in the real world where 16-17 year old girls are attractive, and she's now 18.

Agreed, 18 is far past the stage where a girl is fully developed, and is legal throughout the whole world. Of course, if you're a 40 year old guy who is slobbering over an 18 year old and drying to date them, that's creepy... but if you think that people who are attracted to 18 year olds are pedos, you're probably the one with issues...

[nudemacusers]

someone already PM'd me about my avatar lol

[Plywood]

She looks about 10 in Plywood's av 

You seem really bent out of shape over how she looks versus how old she is.

[Himu]

Daenerys is like 12 in the books

[nudemacusers]

Daenerys is like 12 in the books

if there is blood on the sheets, taste the sweets

[Plywood]

Daenerys is like 12 in the books

Take that up with Mr. Martin.

[Himu]

No.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=734491

this is tier-z trolling and ... it's working 

[Himu]

Daenerys is like 12 in the books

if there is blood on the sheets, taste the sweets

Sansa-chan

[Plywood]

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No.

fine

[Himu]

No.

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Team Dany Join our ranks, Plywood

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[Plywood]

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[Eli Gulgin]

Daenerys is like 12 in the books

I meant his GAF av. The gymnast chick. And nah it's not really about her age but she looks so damn annoying in that pic, like a bratty 10 year old little sister who walks in on you trying to smang some sloot and threatens to tell your mom. Ply should go back to Daenerys avis on GAF. I always mistake other posters with Dany avis as him 

[Shadow Mod]

All I know is the dudes who get obsessed with celebs are the same guys I see talking about forever alone shit. What a coincidence. I wonder if they realize this shit themselves.

[Shadow Mod]

All I know is the dudes who get obsessed with celebs are the same guys I see talking about forever alone shit. What a coincidence. I wonder if they realize this shit themselves.

Yup. I laughed when this one dude posted a pic of her in a bikini plus google search link and someone else seemed to get upset over posting one of the 'worst' pics

Just found that post. Anyway seems her time will be up shortly. It's only a matter of time before she's "tainted goods." Can't wait till there is news of her dating or partying wildly and getting dick that's not theirs.

[Eli Gulgin]

Bu-bu-but my waifu could never!

[Shadow Mod]

I hope the dick she gets is black too.

[Your Stalker]

a black nfl or nba player at that

[Cerveza mas fina]

I purchased a motorcycle and the Playstation 4 recently and seeing all of the games I'm really looking forward to playing all sitting on shelves on my local electronic goods retailer made me really sad.

In Fnac, here in Madeira, Tearaway wasn't even in the front row of the Vita games, I rearranged them so they'd be in a more prominent position. And Mario 3D World, although in proper display was promptly ignored by the only teenager  who ran over to the Nintendo section. Unfortunately I really have to hold myself back from purchasing games at least until February to get my savings back to a level that I'm comfortable with.

I won't help save it from being a blunder, but as soon as it is possible, I will purchase Tearaway, Mario 3D World and Ratchet and Clank into the Nexus in one go.

[nudemacusers]

^^ Doing it wrong. You move shit to the wrong aisle behind lame shit nobody buys, that way when it goes on sale you can return to the hidden cache of goods and reap the rewards.

I hope the dick she gets is black too.

[Himu]

I hope the dick she gets is black too.

ain't that the truth

[Yulwei]

I purchased a motorcycle and the Playstation 4 recently and seeing all of the games I'm really looking forward to playing all sitting on shelves on my local electronic goods retailer made me really sad.

In Fnac, here in Madeira, Tearaway wasn't even in the front row of the Vita games, I rearranged them so they'd be in a more prominent position. And Mario 3D World, although in proper display was promptly ignored by the only teenager  who ran over to the Nintendo section. Unfortunately I really have to hold myself back from purchasing games at least until February to get my savings back to a level that I'm comfortable with.

I won't help save it from being a blunder, but as soon as it is possible, I will purchase Tearaway, Mario 3D World and Ratchet and Clank into the Nexus in one go.

fucking LMAO'D irl

jesus christ 

[fistfulofmetal]

Anyway none of these celeb stalker weirdos have shit on fistful

the goat

buncha posers

[Atramental]

[Plywood]

Daenerys is like 12 in the books

I meant his GAF av. The gymnast chick. And nah it's not really about her age but she looks so damn annoying in that pic, like a bratty 10 year old little sister who walks in on you trying to smang some sloot and threatens to tell your mom. Ply should go back to Daenerys avis on GAF. I always mistake other posters with Dany avis as him 

No hard feelings.

I change my avatar all the time now though.

buncha posers

what's your alt?

[fistfulofmetal]

what's your alt?

are you a cop? you know you have to tell me if you're a cop.

[Joe Molotov]

what's your alt?

are you a cop? you know you have to tell me if you're a cop.

From the cop thread...

The Biz got arrested?

Remember, always make him touch your cock before agreeing to any deal for sex. The Vice Squad guys can't touch your dick.

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Unless it's Boogie. 

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You know what to do.