Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[thisismyusername]

Evilore's girl doesn't even look that good. 

[benjipwns]

Have you read the Wii U 2014 Games thread, Andy? So young, so full of optimism, so naive.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=743320

People thinking X is gonna come out, Zelda U is gonna come out (I don't even mean Hyrule Warriors, but an honest to God new Zelda game ), Nintendo gonna moneyhat some 3rd parties. Oh children, if you only knew.

What percentage of Wii U games is that "Recommendations" list?

[Rahxephon91]

Evilore's girl doesn't even look that good. 

Hey she looks nice. Good for him even though he looks off in that picture, like he's photoshoped. Dude has a big head.

[Your Stalker]

she could get the pipe

[Brehvolution]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=96369491&postcount=5

 

[Tasty]

Confession: I'm BlueTsunami.

[Phoenix Dark]

Confession: I'm BlueTsunami.

bullshit

[Fifstar]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=96377810&postcount=924

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Pretty hot, certainly a lot hotter than I thought evilore would be able to score. Maybe she has a thing for guys with silly looking ears.

Hot, but 400k hot? He can pull all the pussy he wants.

[thisismyusername]

Let me be clear, I'm not calling her ugly. But that photo is certainly unflattering for her. Too angular in the face.

[nachobro]

She good looking. The old dude in the back is cracking me up though.

[Purple Filth]

If he actually had heart problems why would he still be playing it?

Have you seen Titanfall?

 

[Shadow Mod]

She's hot I was just disturbed by grayfox's post. Every couple of SOs posted someone makes a post like "omg I'm so alone", that one kind of took the cake.

[StealthFan]

would bang but do we know if she's even romantically interested in him? Could just be a friend?

I ain't hating Just being realistic.

[StealthFan]

He makes a lot of money and travels the world. Why should we question whether he slept with her or not? Cause some of y'all still mad?

He's an aspie. I ain't even mad Just using logic

Stating facts

[nachobro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=96398849&postcount=139
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=96398924&postcount=144
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=96398858&postcount=141

Dat Xbot asspain

And some taco mod closed it? Jesus, way to ruin all fun.

[Purple Filth]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=96398849&postcount=139
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=96398924&postcount=144
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=96398858&postcount=141

Dat Xbot asspain

And some taco mod closed it? Jesus, way to ruin all fun.

its funny that all sides now have bullshit to spin/defend 

[StealthFan]

History is full of aspies with cash and connections who got mad pussy over the years. Hell GAF is full of aspies who are married and in steady relationships. Don't question a man unless you know he didn't get laid. Sound like you're speculating out of envy, my man.

Let me cook, breh

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=96398849&postcount=139
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=96398924&postcount=144
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=96398858&postcount=141

Dat Xbot asspain

And some taco mod closed it? Jesus, way to ruin all fun.

Hahaha using the they post here defense, when no one was knocking him but how much XBox sucks. Makes me wish I was there the day EazyB put Shishka's head on the statue of Saddam toppling during the invasion of Iraq. Got him a perm I think but man I need to find the aftermath and read it.

[StealthFan]

History is full of aspies with cash and connections who got mad pussy over the years. Hell GAF is full of aspies who are married and in steady relationships. Don't question a man unless you know he didn't get laid. Sound like you're speculating out of envy, my man.

Let me cook, breh

You would think that with your (admitted) history of mental illness you would be more accepting and supportive of evilores (assumed) triumph over his (assumed) mental illness instead of trying to bring him down. let that boy shine . Lets not be crabs in barrels, friend.

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I suppose you're right

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=96377810&postcount=924

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:deafmutes

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=96377810&postcount=924

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She's hot I was just disturbed by grayfox's post. Every couple of SOs posted someone makes a post like "omg I'm so alone", that one kind of took the cake.

'Dem gaffot boys ain't right, I tells you hwat.

[Shaka Khan]

EL's girl looks nice, tho. She totally digs him for his charms, wit, and fighting ability.

[Phoenix Dark]

yall went from "haha EL is fat" to "haha EL is a shut in" to "haha "EL is doing karate" to "haha EL has big ears" to "haha EL is dating a former Miss Texas contestant"

sounds like

[Tasty]

yall went from "haha EL is fat" to "haha EL is a shut in" to "haha "EL is doing karate" to "haha EL has big ears" to "haha EL is dating a former Miss Texas contestant"

sounds like

It's only because of us that Lore has pushed himself so far. Us

[Shaka Khan]

Of course they're mad. My nicca EL made it big, so props to him for spending money to improve the quality of his life through new hobbies, travel, and socializing. I know a number of you awkward fucks who'd use those millions to upgrade to the newest cutting edge PC to enjoy crisp vidja and 4k porn.

[demi]

I see no problem with that. Sounds like a case of U MAD. I'll queef hunneds in your face, princess.

[Atramental]

yall went from "haha EL is fat" to "haha EL is a shut in" to "haha "EL is doing karate" to "haha EL has big ears" to "haha EL is dating a former Miss Texas contestant"

sounds like

It's only because of us that Lore has pushed himself so far. Us

We can't take all the credit, though.

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[Shadow Mod]

I'd just eat food. Tons of food.

[CatsCatsCats]

Eat. Smoke. Fuck. On a beach on the equator.

EL's girl is model tier, cry those bitter tears

[Shaka Khan]

I'd prolly invest it in blood diamonds, arms, and thai ladyboys.

[Pickles the Firecat]

Lore's girl is dope, yeah, cool. THE FUCK IS THIS DUDE WEARING IN THAT PICTURE???

[Shadow Mod]

Just once I want to go into the most pretentious, spendy and uptight restaurant in some city and talk shit about the food and patrons.

[Purple Filth]

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these new smileys popping up over here 

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=96398819&postcount=138

[nudemacusers]

She's hot I was just disturbed by grayfox's post. Every couple of SOs posted someone makes a post like "omg I'm so alone", that one kind of took the cake.

yeah she's definitely a very pretty girl, but the weirdo forever alones who hover over that thread creep me out. go masturbate with your tears somewhere else.

[El Babua]

I masturbate where I please, thank you very much.

[etiolate]

I masturbate where I please, thank you very much.

Don't know what you all talking about, but I agree with this.

[nudemacusers]

I masturbate where I please, thank you very much.

can my mouth be one of those places?

[Atramental]

 

[Your Stalker]

who is dis nicca

[Phoenix Dark]

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who is dis nicca

[Yulwei]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=93616149&postcount=21

this killed me

I like Royals and No Better but I think Lorde is going to be a mini Lana Del Rey. Hyped up to space and back and barely a year will go by before she's completely forgotten.

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=93616149&postcount=21

this killed me

I like Royals and No Better but I think Lorde is going to be a mini Lana Del Rey. Hyped up to space and back and barely a year will go by before she's completely forgotten.

Forgotten? I'm pretty sure she's up for a grammy and headlining major tours, dawg. She's done a pretty good job riding out that first wave of hype.

[StealthFan]

A teenager that rages against consumerism and conformity. How fresh. Such deep lyrics too.

If she was from the south, or a man, the white hipster feggits I've seen praise her so much would hate her.

[Yulwei]

 

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=93616149&postcount=21

this killed me

I like Royals and No Better but I think Lorde is going to be a mini Lana Del Rey. Hyped up to space and back and barely a year will go by before she's completely forgotten.

Forgotten? I'm pretty sure she's up for a grammy and headlining major tours, dawg. She's done a pretty good job riding out that first wave of hype.

so just like milli vanilli

[Owl-faced Wizard]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=748427

This thread was fucking insufferable to read.  How can so many people not understand such a simple point?  Gaf is filled with shit-eating distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2014/01/09/gamestops-management-knows-sonys-streaming-service.aspx

Ding dong, the witch (is soon to be) dead.

[Fifstar]

fool.com? Sounds legit.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

fool.com? Sounds legit.

The Motley Fool, the fact you don't know who it is assures me you are not.

[hampster]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=96490817&postcount=8230

[Rufus]

Glorious. Absolutely glorious.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=96490817&postcount=8230

  rapelay

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=96490817&postcount=8230

This isn't funny until you realize he didn't mean to do it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=96489701#post96489701

[Great Rumbler]

How could you not realize that? His entire main Windows screen is nothing but H-games.

[nudemacusers]

How could you not realize that? His entire main Windows screen is nothing but H-games.

well I for one am not surprised to learn that self-awareness flies out the window when your desktop is nothing but hentai.

edit: katawa shoujo lmao

Katawa Shoujo (かたわ少女 Katawa Shōjo?, lit. "Cripple Girls", translated "Disability Girls") is a bishōjo-style visual novel by Four Leaf Studios that tells a story of a young man and five young women living with varying disabilities. The game uses a traditional text and sprite-based visual novel model with an ADV-style text box running on the Ren'Py visual novel engine. The game is licensed under the Creative Commons CC-BY-NC-ND.[3]

[Tasty]

How could you not realize that? His entire main Windows screen is nothing but H-games.

There's people on GAF with so little shame that I wouldn't be surprised if they did the same thing but on purpose.

[Rufus]

Or as a joke.

[Great Rumbler]

edit: katawa shoujo lmao

Katawa Shoujo (かたわ少女 Katawa Shōjo?, lit. "Cripple Girls", translated "Disability Girls") is a bishōjo-style visual novel by Four Leaf Studios that tells a story of a young man and five young women living with varying disabilities. The game uses a traditional text and sprite-based visual novel model with an ADV-style text box running on the Ren'Py visual novel engine. The game is licensed under the Creative Commons CC-BY-NC-ND.[3]

Katawa Shoujo is pretty legit, bro.

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And it was made by 4-chan!

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[Steve Contra]

Just once I want to go into the most pretentious, spendy and uptight restaurant in some city and talk shit about the food and patrons.

I've done this before