Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Pickles the Firecat]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=98764352&postcount=291

That is by far the best post on the subject I can imagine.

[Shadow Mod]

Creepers defending creepers lest they be outed for their own terrible horseshit.

Seriously, stuff like this makes them quake in their boots. The last thread I was seriously waiting for someone to bring out "creep shaming" seriously.

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=759497

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[benjipwns]

I don't know.  I heard that after Calling All Cars, nobody wanted to work with his ass anymore.  Then he came back with Twisted Metal, which was a fucking failure.

I don't know if this was much of an industry secret before those. Like 90% of his games have been made with the same people from SingleTrac. Even God of War is the same core team as Kinetica. (Which he came to late.)

He's never exactly produced hits on a regular basis, Zelda games come out as often.

[radioheadrule83]

guy dedicating some serious blog time to trying to out CBoat's identity
http://misterxmedia.livejournal.com/153933.html

was posted on the GAF FB page.. getting some twitter traffic too: https://twitter.com/search?q=cboat&src=typd

edit: should have known it'd already have been posted!

[radioheadrule83]

I wonder if cboat's going to speak up now that a relative innocent is being lynched in his name?

is it believed the person being revealed is actually the L4D source rather than cboat himself then?

[Tasty]

Yikes. I thought that level of persecution complex was exclusive to Nintenyearolds.

Thankfully or not Ninthings are too simple-minded to really come up with something this absurd.

[Yulwei]

guy dedicating some serious blog time to trying to out CBoat's identity
http://misterxmedia.livejournal.com/153933.html

was posted on the GAF FB page.. getting some twitter traffic too: https://twitter.com/search?q=cboat&src=typd

edit: should have known it'd already have been posted!

wow people really have it out for him huh? i didnt realize his posts hurt so many feelings 

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=98774492&postcount=521

not enough smug smileys for this one

[Yulwei]

Is there a way of browsing gaf threads from 5+ years ago?

[thisismyusername]

I don't know what "is believed", but I know cboat isn't ekim.

Reveal your sources so this drama can die and cboat can be taken out back and shot by MS fans like MCD.

[doctavius bonbon]

guy dedicating some serious blog time to trying to out CBoat's identity
http://misterxmedia.livejournal.com/153933.html

was posted on the GAF FB page.. getting some twitter traffic too: https://twitter.com/search?q=cboat&src=typd

edit: should have known it'd already have been posted!

some golden comments there.

"xbox fan holocaust"

VIDEOGAMES

[Shadow Mod]

guy dedicating some serious blog time to trying to out CBoat's identity
http://misterxmedia.livejournal.com/153933.html

was posted on the GAF FB page.. getting some twitter traffic too: https://twitter.com/search?q=cboat&src=typd

edit: should have known it'd already have been posted!

some golden comments there.

"xbox fan holocaust"

VIDEOGAMES

why don't people take my hobby seriously doe

[Narag]

Is there a way of browsing gaf threads from 5+ years ago?

There's an option in the user control panel called Default Thread Age Cut Off. You can change that to show all threads.

[benjipwns]

why don't people take my hobby seriously doe

The evidence, and especially the lightning fast cover-up reaction by the sonygaf mods, point to BUSTED.

It's important to call this out because a popular influential website is deliberately deceiving and misleading people to serve a specific company's agenda.

This is just evil. Evil must be confronted.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=98781614&postcount=546

 

Any of you guys part of HaloGAF? I have a question about a poster in that community.

If they're a newer poster I probably don't know shit.

[benjipwns]

some golden comments there.

"xbox fan holocaust"

VIDEOGAMES

Again anyone with eyes knew that not only that at least a small segment of GAF had taken the console war into their own hands, that in all probability there is money and employment involved.

If you weren't aware, a huge segment of GAF members are truly composed of the gaming industry whether they out themselves or not, which is why the MS smear to include the 'insiders' gained any traction outside of GAF.

Websites like Kotacku and Eurogamer are in cahoots as they benefit from financially from Sony and GAF through hits and ads. All the other sites are running scared of GAF. Devs and Publishers who are literally losing a ridiculous amount of money Everytime their games are inserted into the insert next gen 'fabricated' controversy largely gave been running scared of further backlash.

Karma is a b!tch though. There are some great gaming fans on GAF and can feel how they have really grown restless as GAF has been slowly but surely dragged down to N4G status.

All of this in the name of a console war that is hurting our favorite industry.

[Yulwei]

Is there a way of browsing gaf threads from 5+ years ago?

There's an option in the user control panel called Default Thread Age Cut Off. You can change that to show all threads.

Awesome! Thanks

[Shadow Mod]

Nope but I stopped going into HaloGAF once it became overrun by Bungie.net and HBO kiss asses and idiots.

[Shadow Mod]

Problem when it comes to what? Be more specific bro.

[demi]

Why do you vaguebook the shit out of all your posts? Did u grow a vagina along with that pubestache?

[Pickles the Firecat]

The obvious solution is to call him out directly and threaten to post chat logs unless he like, helps boost your  friends' Team Slayer K/D.

What could go wrong?

[Shadow Mod]

Where does he know her from? The forum? Sounds like a real winner. Call his ass out or take it someone.

[helios]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=98789081&postcount=11

[Polyh3dron]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=98789081&postcount=11

it's practically the same thing.

[Yulwei]

Why do you vaguebook the shit out of all your posts? Did u grow a vagina along with that pubestache?

Okay, fine.

He's been messaging my girlfriend for her phone number and weirdo shit. She'd been ignoring it and it stopped, but he started again today for whatever reason. I was curious as to the type of person he was (harmless internet lonely guy, or creepy obsessive stalker), so I asked if anyone here was a member of HaloGAF to see if anyone knew him personally. Then realized I knew of him already; the name just didn't register with me initially.

Jesus christ... what a sad sack of shit

[Shadow Mod]

Where does he know her from? The forum? Sounds like a real winner. Call his ass out or take it someone.

Yeah, I suggested that. I'm letting her deal with it, I'm just annoyed and wanna make sure he isn't going to murder her or some shit.

If it continues contact moderation about stalking.

[benjipwns]

Look, I just wanted to wish her a great Sunday over the phone. That's all jeez.

[helios]

What's her number?

[Rufus]

Jeez Mutes. How would you know not to say those things...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=759497

http://i.imgur.com/lnvSiGC.png

Kevin Dent everyone! Asshole...
https://twitter.com/TheKevinDent/status/428283199001600000
https://twitter.com/TheKevinDent/status/428347569303871488

...and blind, too.
https://twitter.com/TheKevinDent/status/428206853361659904

[Shadow Mod]

meltdown in progress

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=98795048&postcount=521

beep boop motherboard on fire

[Broseidon]

dude seems like a total cunt tbh

edit twitter guy i mean

[Rufus]

Applies to either.

[StealthFan]

Why do you vaguebook the shit out of all your posts? Did u grow a vagina along with that pubestache?

Okay, fine.

He's been messaging my girlfriend for her phone number and weirdo shit. She'd been ignoring it and it stopped, but he started again today for whatever reason. I was curious as to the type of person he was (harmless internet lonely guy, or creepy obsessive stalker), so I asked if anyone here was a member of HaloGAF to see if anyone knew him personally. Then realized I knew of him already; the name just didn't register with me initially.

Why is "horsecock-having stud" never a descriptor when a dude is talking to someone's girlfriend. Something I noticed...

[Sausage]

 

Video game industry guy, Game Designer, working on @rekoilthegame. All of my views are your moms, I am serious.

seems like a cool guy

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=98789081&postcount=11

Holy shit. Mutes made an easy joke I laughed at.

Time to slit my wrists.  :'( brb killing self

[MCD]

I don't know what "is believed", but I know cboat isn't ekim.

I knew it was too boring to be real.

[doctavius bonbon]

meltdown in progress

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=98795048&postcount=521

beep boop motherboard on fire

It's funny how KingFire waltzed into the thread with the same exact bullshit immediately before Nicktals got banned.  I think they're replicating.

Where do you find the energy to argue against a limitless amount of awful posters?

[Shadow Mod]

meltdown in progress

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=98795048&postcount=521

beep boop motherboard on fire

It's funny how KingFire waltzed into the thread with the same exact bullshit immediately before Nicktals got banned.  I think they're replicating.

Where do you find the energy to argue against a limitless amount of awful posters?

I gotta make tedious fixes to designs or deal with stupid coding and I gotta lash out at somebody.

[benjipwns]

I don't see how it's not her fault. If she didn't exist he couldn't have harassed her. And if no women existed he couldn't have harassed any of them.

Checkmate, feminazi's.

[Shadow Mod]

Why do people even care about this cboat dude so much? What am I missing here?

[benjipwns]

He leaks gaming stuff.

[Shadow Mod]

He leaks gaming stuff.

And gamers care tons why? I'm serious by the way I need it explained to me why it's such a big deal.

[benjipwns]

And gamers care tons why? I'm serious by the way I need it explained to me why it's such a big deal.

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO WAIT.

 

[Shadow Mod]

[Kabouter]

He leaks gaming stuff.

And gamers care tons why? I'm serious by the way I need it explained to me why it's such a big deal.

Because a massive contingent of people on GAF so strongly identify with their gaming platform of choice that even leaking stuff that is negative about that platform, true or not, is taken to be a grievous personal insult. One may also describe these people as 'idiots'.

[Shadow Mod]

I just play games I like these days man, I can't keep up with this other shit.

[benjipwns]

That's how evil prevails, when good men do nothing.

[Shadow Mod]

Good thing they said nothing about women.

 

[Shadow Mod]

People are angry at cboat because of something as inconsequential as leaks when his writing style is a crime against humanity?

Your reasons aren't superior breh.

 

[Tasty]

I wish someone could find cboat and literally nail him to the wall, or better yet to a wooden cross on a Nevada highway somewhere in the height of July. Fuck that idiot and his fucktarded posting style.

Couldn't give a fuck about the leaks. He posts like a goddamn moron, and I literally want to see him raped by a giraffe every time I read one of his posts.

Calm down, Pontius. I thought you weren't taking the online life so seriously these days?

[Polyh3dron]

I'm not, but cboat posts drive me to irrational fury.

He's been a good source of gaming leaks, and he posts in a peculiar style in order to mask his still-concealed identity.

He leaked a lot of stuff over the course of 2013 that did not make the XBOne look good (and rightfully so with all the DRM bullshit they were trying to pull) and XBOners are still mad at him about it.

Anyone with half a brain can decipher what he's saying.  I fail to see anything he does that is deserving of such fury unless you belong to either Microsoft itself, an associated entity such as a developer whose work was affected by his leaks, or the aforementioned group of true believers.

I'd like to think you're not one of the GAFers who complains loudly about his posting style like it's an affront to humanity, or one of them who feigns ignorance asking for a translation because they don't speak CBOAT or whatever..

[Shaka Khan]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=98815856



http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=98817875

[MCD]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=759779

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=759779

Being John Malkovich CBOAT

[Yulwei]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=759779

microsoft sent assassins after the poor guy as well?  hahaha holy shit   

[MCD]

he is gonna get even more fucked by that post.

good jon, ekim.

[radioheadrule83]

Anyone with half a brain can decipher what he's saying.  I fail to see anything he does that is deserving of such fury unless you belong to either Microsoft itself, an associated entity such as a developer whose work was affected by his leaks, or the aforementioned group of true believers.

I'd like to think you're not one of the GAFers who complains loudly about his posting style like it's an affront to humanity, or one of them who feigns ignorance asking for a translation because they don't speak CBOAT or whatever..

I'm principally a Nintendo fan that buys other shit in addition, and it irritates the fuck out of me TBH..

It IS somewhat trivial to parse, but it's non-trivial enough to be annoying. If everyone can read what you're saying in idiot-speak, why speak in idiot-speak at all?

The hero worship and drama that floods a cboat thread annoys me more though. So I tend not to read them past the first post.

[doctavius bonbon]

It IS somewhat trivial to parse, but it's non-trivial enough to be annoying. If everyone can read what you're saying in idiot-speak, why speak in idiot-speak at all?

 

They just went over this.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I guess the lesson here is that if you want to be an insider on GAF, be one of the bullshit insiders, like Johnny Nightfraud, ShockingAlberto, and the like.  Being a real insider could cost you professionally and gaffers are too dumb to tell the difference and will worship you all the same.