Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Himu]

No see because people are more subtle about their racism. Instead of dragging a young black man off into the forest and killing him viciously for looking at a white woman, they make angry politically incorrect twitter posts about 12 Years a Slave.

The world never changes.

Yo.

I'm legit still laughing and I read this post two minutes ago

[Himu]

[Shadow Mod]

Today I learned people care more about what employees have to repeat rather than the food or service other than that.

[Your Stalker]

what's even worse is when random people try to make small talk

[helios]

GAF needs quality control

[Himu]

I respect the bluntness of northerners. I hate fake southern hospitality.

[Eel O'Brian]

He's a shithead, is all.

[Eel O'Brian]

Its only fake hospitality when we sense you're a gaping northern asshole. We're genuinely nice to everyone else.

[nudemacusers]

hey don't bring apple into this  :'(

[Shadow Mod]

Fuck the North and the South. West Coast 4 Lyf.

 

[recursivelyenumerable]

Yeah, Apple (whose products I like) has the worst brand warriors on the internet. There are other specimens on GAF like "Tobor" who are even more insufferable than Liu Kang.

[Atramental]

I respect the bluntness of northerners. I hate fake southern hospitality.

Oh, bless your heart.

[Eel O'Brian]

Fuck the North and the South. West Coast 4 Lyf.

 

or until it slides off into the ocean

[Shadow Mod]

Fuck the North and the South. West Coast 4 Lyf.

 

or until it slides off into the ocean

This is a weird thing to say given the elevation levels in much of the south.

[Himu]

I respect the bluntness of northerners. I hate fake southern hospitality.

I know what you mean about playing shit up way too hard and being fake nice, but some basic politeness is not a bad thing. Period.

Well that's basic etiquette. I'm not disagreeing with that.

[benjipwns]

Look, some of us just want a bland emotionless touchscreen to interact with when we go to a fast food place not some soul-filled minimum wage cretin who wants to TALK TO US ABOUT EVERYTHING GOD. PLUS THEY'RE PROBABLY SECRETLY JUDGING OUR FOOD CHOICES.

As long as the girl on the touchscreen is not canonically underage. There are child labor laws after all.

[Eel O'Brian]

our fault line levels are impeccable

[Shadow Mod]

Yeah but isn't a lot of the south at sea level and dealing with more and more hurricanes?

[Eel O'Brian]

i dunno, we've been relatively calm here the past few years

florida gets it pretty regular, but who the fuck cares about florida

[nudemacusers]

Yeah, Apple (whose products I like) has the worst brand warriors on the internet. There are other specimens on GAF like "Tobor" who are even more insufferable than Liu Kang.

hey man, we weathered the early 2000s; started from the bottom now we here. time to pop crissy and swag a little.

[Your Stalker]

i don't live near an ocean so 

[Eel O'Brian]

well, except for elderly northerners who go there to die after a lifetime of talking shit about the south

see how i brought that around

[Shadow Mod]

i don't live near an ocean so 

Where are you so we can shit on whatever geological or meteorological problem you have.

[benjipwns]

I'll admit though that at some restaurants I do start to get anxiety like five minutes into their spiel about all the drink specials and appetizers.

Especially if they're all like NOW LET ME SHOW YOU WHERE THEY ARE IN THE MENU!

[Shadow Mod]

That awkward touch when you give them your menu back and make contact with your hand. I'm not paying you to give me cooties. 

[nudemacusers]

but real talk can we talk about the plantation slave singing at coldstone. shit legit creeps me out. especially when there is that one dude who gets really into it.

[Broseidon]

Feels good not having to worry about my house blowing away or being flooded or it collapsing around me because God's angry about homos and decides he needs to turn the subwoofer up.

Living on a hill in the north-west of England has its advantages, I guess

[Shadow Mod]

Doesn't it flood in NW England?

[Broseidon]

Not as far as I know. Even if it did I live at like a thousand feet above sea level so it's not like I give a fuck

[nudemacusers]

all i'm seeing is that god doesn't care about england. will be praying for you when he returns and passes judgement #godsnotdead

[Shadow Mod]

Not as far as I know. Even if it did I live at like a thousand feet above sea level so it's not like I give a fuck

Cockermouth had some real bad overflow.

 

[Broseidon]

Not as far as I know. Even if it did I live at like a thousand feet above sea level so it's not like I give a fuck

Cockermouth had some real bad overflow.

 

Stop reading my diary 

[Raban]

while the bore was down I came across this http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=791348 mac

[nudemacusers]

good thread, good discussion

[Your Stalker]

boobs are a social construct

[Raban]

it is pretty interesting how average boob size seems to be growing across the population. I agree with mac's OP tho, they're overrated.
EDIT:

[Himu]

Boobs are not overrated when you HAVE boobs. Nipple play >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[nudemacusers]

in a thousand years we will be grey humanoid entities absorbing minerals and nutrients autodermally through technocarbon membranes while we collectively, through near-light-speed communication pods distributed through the solar system and beyond, solve complex string theory and quantum equations, and our reproductive cycle will be nothing more than a viscous gel inserted into self-sustaining crystalline multidimensional cubic structures which feed into the neural net and are embedded with the sum total of information gathered throughout history.

realizing this, boobs (and dicks) are running out of time quickly.

[Joe Molotov]

but real talk can we talk about the plantation slave singing at coldstone. shit legit creeps me out. especially when there is that one dude who gets really into it.

That's why I never tip at Coldstone. 

[benjipwns]

in a thousand years we will be grey humanoid entities absorbing minerals and nutrients autodermally through technocarbon membranes while we collectively, through near-light-speed communication pods distributed through the solar system and beyond, solve complex string theory and quantum equations, and our reproductive cycle will be nothing more than a viscous gel inserted into self-sustaining crystalline multidimensional cubic structures which feed into the neural net and are embedded with the sum total of information gathered throughout history.

realizing this, boobs (and dicks) are running out of time quickly.

Hold on! I almost didn't get my pants down in time.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=790634

Only one thing worth a ban so far? 

[Shadow Mod]

There was a thread hit pretty hard. Once that happens people don't go all out as much, thread needs to be a better trap to get that.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=105938981&postcount=245

 

[benjipwns]

[Shadow Mod]

(Image removed from quote.)

Check your privilege. No need to stereotype anime avs.

[StealthFan]

I love tits.

[Broseidon]

Fuck EV

[benjipwns]

You're only saying that because you're brainwashed by the neoliberal media. If you were actually a dispassionate principled and even handed observer you'd see how the Iraq invasion and crackdown on OWS are the worst crimes in human history. Therefore anyone else is allowed to be imperialist. QED.

[team filler]

I'm from Cali, but I'm currently living in the souf. This place is bullshit. The weather in GA is never good for more than 3 days and there ain't enough Korean women here.

[thisismyusername]

Not as far as I know. Even if it did I live at like a thousand feet above sea level so it's not like I give a fuck

Cockermouth had some real bad overflow.

 

Wait, Broseidon lives in a town called "Cockermouth?" Really? Really!?

You can't make these jokes up. 

[Broseidon]

No I dont lol. I don't even know where that is.

[Broseidon]

I just googled it and it's on the other side of the fuckin Lake District lmao. Thats ridiculously far away from me

[thisismyusername]

I was gonna say it certainly explains your sexuality. 

Edit: Googled. 

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=791612

Poor guy, his life is ruined. If only he had better defended the existence of God and won the entire class over.

And no extra credit??? 

[team filler]

brehs, http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=105911306&postcount=120

[Broseidon]

I'd try the fuck outta that tbh

[Shaka Khan]

I was gonna say it certainly explains your sexuality. 

His sexuality would have been explained better had he lived in Yiftah, Israel.

[thisismyusername]

I'd try the fuck outta that tbh (Image removed from quote.)

Of course you would.

I was gonna say it certainly explains your sexuality. 

His sexuality would have been explained better had he lived in Yiftah, Israel.

In some cases, yes. But in others, the UK one works.

[Broseidon]

I was gonna say it certainly explains your sexuality. 

His sexuality would have been explained better had he lived in Yiftah, Israel.

Aint living in no colonialist filth-hole

[Great Rumbler]

VR waifus