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Takao

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I find it funny that neogaf dude extended his indiegogo by another month the day it was going to end. I guess he'll just keep extending it until it is funded.

Don't you get all the money from an IndieGogo as soon as someone pledges anyways?

Smart way to get infinite moneys.

Indiegogo has flexible funding, and fixed funding. Fixed funding is the Kickstarter-style, no goal met = no money spent. Flexible funding means the person can scale down, and still deliver on the product. Mortimer's campaign is the latter.

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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=792365

Speaking of Mortimer— Hardin is going in. :whew
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People who feed the chicken little nonsense and blaming of specific development/professionals with no real insight into anything are fucked up individuals.

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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=792365

Speaking of Mortimer— Hardin is going in. :whew

Lets see if the mods allow that to stay open. I also see a mod removed FM's hilarious tag from a week back, he must have bitched to bish.

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It would be pretty stupid if he was spreading something he wasn't absolutely 100% certain about. Especially when it's something as sensitive as this subject.

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Mort at this point is a very useful idiot for Sony. I love that even with negative Sony news he manages to spin it just right.
« Last Edit: March 28, 2014, 05:43:47 AM by Vertigo »

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FamousMortimer has this to say:

ShitHappens

Maybe I should be an insider considering shit is my most used word.

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People who feed the chicken little nonsense and blaming of specific development/professionals with no real insight into anything are fucked up individuals.

I don't think it's "chicken little" nonsense to suggest there are issues at Sony right now, and that all of this recent crap points to some of the fundamental problems afflicting a company that's in serious flux both from internal and external reasons.

No, the gaming division isn't closing tomorrow, but it's not like everything's fine, either.  Big Japanese companies are taking the stick hard from Japan's economic woes, and electronics companies are taking it worse than most.  Roll in the fact that the traditional console/handheld market is in terrible shape *and* declining, some internal struggles due to how Sony is structured, and yeah, I think it's fair to have a little pessimism about things.

It's chicken little shit the way it's discussed on GAF. The way you're talking about it right now is not how it goes on over there.

Let's say I post some facts but don't contextualize them or offer up greater detail. Not to mention the shifting of game devs was entirely exaggerated nonsense in which people don't really know what's going on but assume plenty.

Basically there's nothing to confirm someone like Druckmann did fuck all but there sure is a lot of shit flung his way right now and for what?
« Last Edit: March 28, 2014, 05:47:00 AM by Needs More Cowbell »

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Wii U's hardware is a reason to not make the new Batman for it, but it's honestly cause it's not selling and third party games tanked on it horribly. Including the last Batman that came out for it. How is this a discussion?
Because Nintendo fans.

Rahxephon91

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AC Unity is also not coming to the Wii U. At this point people should just get use the the fact that many full PS4/Xbone games aren't going to come.

It will be pretty telling when AC Comet is confirmed for Wii U or not, because then it isn't a sales issue and really just a tech issue. Or maybe it's both. Right now, don't Wii U versions of multiplatform games exist because they already have comparable versions of games being made? So when those versions don't exists why would a company bother with a Wii U version?

But in the end why does this even matter to Wii U fans? Aren't they happy with Nintendo exclusives?  Would they even buy these 3rd party games? Did'nt Origins do pretty bad on Wii U anyway?

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Isn't famousmortimer the guy who was considering suicide because he couldn't handle being an insider anymore or something? He seemed way unstable from the few of his posts i've read.

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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=792365

Speaking of Mortimer— Hardin is going in. :whew
Hardin's been exposed as M$ shill. Amazing how these guys think they can get away with such blatant BS FUD on NeoGAF.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=792314

I hope mortimer is wrong :lawd

it's neat that unofficially sony fluffer rags now get their PR straight from unofficial sony fluffer neogaf posters.

i'd bet the reason the mainstream guys don't cover LoL is because it doesn't bring pageviews.  i could see that userbase interested in guides maybe?  but otherwise i doubt they need or want anything outside of LoL-specific resources and forums.  generally if stuff doesn't bring in hits and no one at the place is a fan, they're not going to do much other than cover the absolute biggest news about something.

i remember reading hearing some esports writer describe how his ability to feed and home himself relied purely on how high his articles could get on the LoL subreddit.

People who feed the chicken little nonsense and blaming of specific development/professionals with no real insight into anything are fucked up individuals.

I don't think it's "chicken little" nonsense to suggest there are issues at Sony right now, and that all of this recent crap points to some of the fundamental problems afflicting a company that's in serious flux both from internal and external reasons.

No, the gaming division isn't closing tomorrow, but it's not like everything's fine, either.  Big Japanese companies are taking the stick hard from Japan's economic woes, and electronics companies are taking it worse than most.  Roll in the fact that the traditional console/handheld market is in terrible shape *and* declining, some internal struggles due to how Sony is structured, and yeah, I think it's fair to have a little pessimism about things.

It's chicken little shit the way it's discussed on GAF. The way you're talking about it right now is not how it goes on over there.

Let's say I post some facts but don't contextualize them or offer up greater detail. Not to mention the shifting of game devs was entirely exaggerated nonsense in which people don't really know what's going on but assume plenty.

Basically there's nothing to confirm someone like Druckmann did fuck all but there sure is a lot of shit flung his way right now and for what?

there are plenty of people talking about it exactly how oscar is talking about it there. some are more concerned, some are concern trolling, some are bathing in schadenfreude, some are running rampant damage control.

for someone so averse to generalisations, you leave yourself pretty wide open.
« Last Edit: March 28, 2014, 10:04:45 AM by headwalk »

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=792314

I hope mortimer is wrong :lawd

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It’s why they shuttered Zipper. MAG, while amazing – imo, was an expensive failure. Socom 4 was an expensive failure.

:gurl Socom 4 was only an expensive failure to the PSN downtime/hack. If that released on a better time, that would've made some money before the backlash over the multiplayer happened (that, granted, was there from the "beta" but people would've bought it anyway since they're stupid).

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Yeah, that dude is pretty much heading off to work on the most played game in the world, but also one of the lowest profile games ito main stream media coverage. It's weird to me that gaming 'journalists' want mostly nothing to do with the worlds biggest genre and games.

Just spit balling here.

1. Technologically dated - Adobe Air lol.
2. Game is hard - and only gets harder as you get older (late 20s in League is late 90s irl). Watch Shoemaker play Dota 2 if you don't believe me.
3. #ESPORTS - if games are art how can they be sports too?
4. Riot - Builds a lot of their media reach themselves with stuff like LCS. I imagine it rubs an industry the wrong way when they do this.
5. No new iterations - it's been the same game (in form, functionally it's ofc. changed a lot over the years), just with new characters added to it.
6. They don't actually have any relevant analysis chops, which is the only thing worth talking about with these games. Hence "sexist character designs, well I'll be...!?"

Takao

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I haven't read a lot of the "___ leave Sony studio ___" posts, but I thought people blaming Druckmann were just making fun of IGN saying that's why Hennig left?

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barkour :lawd
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Originally Posted by StoopKid

    First it was cboat now y'all coming for mort ?

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« Last Edit: March 28, 2014, 02:37:21 PM by Jansen »


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Yulwei

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that dude went to work on the only thing worse than uncharted, mobas. what an absolute joke of a genre that is

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=106121033&postcount=1393

ruh roh

:banderas:

So sexual. I really hope this is the end for Mort.

He hasn't posted yet but he's online right now. They're eating him alive.

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what an idiot. spouting harmful bullshit about people in the industry on a forum known for having a bunch of developers post in it all the time.

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infamously mortified m i rite

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I coulda sworn he's said the same thing before. He's a fiend for that e-fame, and will probably keep coming back for another hit until they lock his ass out.

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what an idiot. spouting harmful bullshit about people in the industry on a forum known for having a bunch of developers post in it all the time.

what a massive twat
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what an idiot. spouting harmful bullshit about people in the industry on a forum known for having a bunch of developers post in it all the time.

I don't think I'll ever forgive 4chan for starting the dumbass "1800's gent" (for lack of a better word) thing on the internet. 9 times out of 10 these days it's indicative of a fedora wearer, or someone who would wear a fedora if they weren't mocked on whatever community they frequent.

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what an idiot. spouting harmful bullshit about people in the industry on a forum known for having a bunch of developers post in it all the time.
he's the real victim here

also

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=106124525&postcount=1428

ethered. rip.
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Jansen

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shouldn't take long before the tears over his demise start

nachobro

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Gives up position as insider.

Still begging for money based on insider cred.


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the dodd scentifics grave dancing, mods and all  :aah
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Kinda hope he pops on the Player One Pod this week. His salt filled ranting will be so sweet. Especially if Mike calls him out for being distinguished mentally-challenged.

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i'm gonna feed off of this for weeks. fanboy tears and mort tears. :noah
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Much ecstasy. You could roast marshmallows over the heat emanating from my loins
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i'm gonna feed off of this for weeks. fanboy tears and mort tears. :noah

I'm about to have a schadenfreude OD right now lawd help me.  :lawd

Tasty

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the dodd scentifics grave dancing, mods and all  :aah

So good. :aah

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it's been 10 minutes and my boner has yet to soften. that's a record.
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:lawd This really is too much, brehs. All kinds of thoughts are now flooding in, some of them are even kinda gay.
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 :bow  Steve Coldblooded

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=106133015#post106133015

Perfect. Best day on GAF in quite awhile.

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wear a beanie and deflect blame from your hero insider, brehs :heh
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watching the bore go in

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An internet circlejerk for the ages. The Bore and GAF mods teaming up to spew load after load on a fake insider's corpse. :aah


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Man, Sony first party is fucked  haha
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Shaka Khan

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Steve's post gave life. LoudNinja continues to be one biggest shills on that site. Like, officially so.
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Steve's post gave life. LoudNinja continues to be one biggest shills on that site. Like, officially so.

LoudNinja goes beyond being just too emotional about toys and comes off like an actual shill for sure. He'd probably jump off a cliff before admitting to even the smallest fault of Sony's.

Takao

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I coulda sworn he's said the same thing before. He's a fiend for that e-fame, and will probably keep coming back for another hit until they lock his ass out.

Yeah, I recall him saying that after his sister died ( :-\ ) that he'd go away for a while. "A while" turned out to be like 4 days.

hampster

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If Loudninja gets banned how will I know when there is a new playstation blog post ???
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How will I know about the latest Sony AAA bottom feeder game if Loudninja is banned, gaf mods?
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