Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5553920 times)

Tasty · « **Reply #28740 on:** March 28, 2014, 10:51:25 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 28, 2014, 10:50:08 PM

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/index.php

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #28741 on:** March 28, 2014, 10:53:23 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=106132070&postcount=1607

demi · « **Reply #28742 on:** March 28, 2014, 10:55:44 PM »

So when does this guy go kinda mental like ManaByte? Bedroom is going to be awkward tonight at the Mortimer household.

Himu · « **Reply #28743 on:** March 28, 2014, 10:55:59 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on March 28, 2014, 09:08:45 PM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 28, 2014, 09:07:37 PM
boogie let me into canada before i die as an america, i promise i will not drive on canadian roads

Why are you concerned about dying in America?

I have lesser odds of being murdered for being dark in canada. america scares me. boogie plz.

Vertigo · « **Reply #28744 on:** March 28, 2014, 10:57:24 PM »

Seeing the most obnoxious Sony fanboys people like Loudninja, Beast786 and Impeccable still trying to fight Morts corner in that thread is just sad,they seriously don't know what to do with themselves.

benjipwns · « **Reply #28745 on:** March 28, 2014, 10:57:30 PM »

The guys kid being sick was really a perfect storm kind of situation. Probably would have survived almost anything else by just hiding for a bit.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #28746 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:01:50 PM »

It really epitomizes a reason a dev might leave a company that really is none of our business and shouldn't have been.

StealthFan · « **Reply #28747 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:02:45 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 28, 2014, 10:55:44 PM

So when does this guy go kinda mental like ManaByte? Bedroom is going to be awkward tonight at the Mortimer household.

I doubt Mortimer gets laid. Touching pussy was a miracle for Manabyte, which he knew and is why he tried to throw his worthless ass in front of a truck when it dried up.

Also demi you're better looking than I pictured (no homo SRS)

demi · « **Reply #28748 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:04:24 PM »

Thanks

nudemacusers · « **Reply #28749 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:05:22 PM »

pics of demi?

Himu · « **Reply #28750 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:06:01 PM »

yes, demi is hot

brob · « **Reply #28751 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:09:22 PM »

http://doddscientifics.wordpress.com/2014/03/28/a-bit-of-clarity/

Such melodrama

much comments

StealthFan · « **Reply #28752 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:09:24 PM »

She's probably fat then. Or ugly. Or a mental patient. Or they don't have sex.

No I ain't bitter

benjipwns · « **Reply #28753 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:13:06 PM »

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Fuck GAF, and fuck that guy who has to bring up his dying kid to make other people feel bad and get them in trouble, because he isn’t enough of a man to do it privately. Shameful.

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Right, continue to not address what I said. Rodgers is covering for himself by making the excuse that his kid is dying, so people are supposed to feel sorry for him and give Dodd shit over it. It’s pathetic. He’s a grown man whining, when he should have just kept it in private. What kind of person would leverage his own dying kid to make himself look better? Is that not shameful?

Kara · « **Reply #28754 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:13:51 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 28, 2014, 10:33:47 PM

hockey faux-insiders

You mean Eklund? E2

nudemacusers · « **Reply #28755 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:19:02 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 28, 2014, 11:13:06 PM

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Fuck GAF, and fuck that guy who has to bring up his dying kid to make other people feel bad and get them in trouble, because he isn’t enough of a man to do it privately. Shameful.
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Right, continue to not address what I said. Rodgers is covering for himself by making the excuse that his kid is dying, so people are supposed to feel sorry for him and give Dodd shit over it. It’s pathetic. He’s a grown man whining, when he should have just kept it in private. What kind of person would leverage his own dying kid to make himself look better? Is that not shameful?

i was hoping this was neogaf trollin, not obvious trollbait on his blog

nudemacusers · « **Reply #28756 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:20:54 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 28, 2014, 11:06:01 PM

yes, demi is hot

Tasty · « **Reply #28757 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:22:34 PM »

The kid isn't even dying, Col made that pretty clear. Obvious troll is obvious.

demi · « **Reply #28758 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:23:53 PM »

I've posted some on here... and I'm sure there are some floating around on other sites. I dont know what one(s) StealthFan saw. I hope they were flattering ones. I like to take myspace angles to hide my disgusting imperfections.

headwalk · « **Reply #28759 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:26:49 PM »

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You are an inveterate liar. You dissemble as the facts you’ve “reported” crumble. You then create a phony victimization based on a flimsy narrative that lacks believability.

You are, and forever will be, someone who received a few nuggets way back when and attempted to parlay your misbegotten authority on subjects you had no knowledge of.

No one in this very close, very cottagey industry has ever believed anyone in the industry has been bending your ear. This was your fantasy, your vanity, your lies.

I hope you enjoy that you have a worse reputation than Kevin Dent. That is a monumental achievement.

fedorastroyed.

StealthFan · « **Reply #28760 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:28:04 PM »

It's on Facebook. I think its you, as this person is the head of the bore group.

demi · « **Reply #28761 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:31:09 PM »

Ok. Thats not me, unfortunately. That's Robo, afaik. I'm not on that page.

StealthFan · « **Reply #28762 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:32:09 PM »

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #28763 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:32:59 PM »

We don't post enough hot bears in thebore group to get demi on board.

demi · « **Reply #28764 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:35:33 PM »

I'll post one of me in my wheelchair if you want.

StealthFan · « **Reply #28765 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:35:51 PM »

doit.gif

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #28766 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:41:12 PM »

I remember stumbling on demi's myspace photos a long time ago. Pretty good looking, iirc. Would shag on his wheelchair while his mom is watching.

demi · « **Reply #28767 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:43:26 PM »

https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/199803_18303608472_8315_n.jpg

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #28768 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:43:43 PM »

I don't think I've seen demi either, just his sman comic likeness.

Hot and normal what is this.

StealthFan · « **Reply #28769 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:45:36 PM »

demi · « **Reply #28770 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:47:28 PM »

I roll with what God has given me. Blessed be.

benjipwns · « **Reply #28771 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:48:15 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 28, 2014, 11:43:26 PM

https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/199803_18303608472_8315_n.jpg

PLEASE USE ELEVATORS

Broseidon · « **Reply #28772 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:48:38 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 28, 2014, 11:47:28 PM

I roll with what God has given me. Blessed be.

Uhh, I think you'll find it was Man who invented the wheel.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #28773 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:48:56 PM »

Isn't that the same photo from almost a decade ago?

demi · « **Reply #28774 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:50:23 PM »

It's not something I make light of, sorry.

StealthFan · « **Reply #28775 on:** March 28, 2014, 11:54:35 PM »

So that isn't a recent one? Damn. Still you're a lot better looking than I pictured. Most of you are tho.

StealthFan · « **Reply #28776 on:** March 29, 2014, 12:00:07 AM »

Some might be both

benjipwns · « **Reply #28777 on:** March 29, 2014, 12:00:31 AM »

Quote from: Esch on March 28, 2014, 11:58:59 PM

People who post on the Bore are broken on the inside, not outside.

You have to take breaks. It's a muscle and you have to let it have time to heal.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #28778 on:** March 29, 2014, 12:02:30 AM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on March 28, 2014, 11:09:22 PM

http://doddscientifics.wordpress.com/2014/03/28/a-bit-of-clarity/

Such melodrama

much comments

I dipped out on gaming forums as the whole xbox playstation console war was heating up over on GAF and here to a certain degree last year. Even with that I was vaguely aware of this jackass because you couldn't avoid it if you went into certain threads.

My god what drives people to be such jack-asses on the internet. For no good reason either. It's not like people are making real actual money off any of this stuff. What a bunch of horseshit.

StealthFan · « **Reply #28779 on:** March 29, 2014, 12:04:51 AM »

Voids in a life can be filled with anything, even trifles.

Tasty · « **Reply #28780 on:** March 29, 2014, 12:05:48 AM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on March 29, 2014, 12:02:30 AM

Quote from: Brobzoid on March 28, 2014, 11:09:22 PM
http://doddscientifics.wordpress.com/2014/03/28/a-bit-of-clarity/

Such melodrama

much comments

I dipped out on gaming forums as the whole xbox playstation console war was heating up over on GAF and here to a certain degree. Even when that I was vaguely aware of this jackass because you couldn't avoid it if you went into certain threads.

My god what drives people to be such jack-asses on this internet. For no good reason either. It's not like people are making real actual money off any of this stuff. What a bunch of horseshit.

There's an IndieGoGo with $8000 on the line. EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!

thisismyusername · « **Reply #28781 on:** March 29, 2014, 12:06:19 AM »

These past 5 pages: You get a like and you get a like and you get a like. Everyone is getting likes from FamousMortimers death from me.

Quote from: ToxicAdam on March 28, 2014, 03:43:25 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=792392

If they were real, I'd bang the top one over the bottom one. Dunno which version (PS3/4) each of them is, but the top one looks Asian

while the other is... whatever.

Edit: Oh, I see now. Yeah, PS4 is the top and the PS3 is the bottom. WTF is going on with his face there, Sony?

Quote from: Shaka Khan on March 28, 2014, 04:54:09 PM

http://i.imgur.com/YKrJFpo.gif

I wish this was smiley sized so I could use it as the new Himuro.

Quote from: king of the internet on March 28, 2014, 04:51:22 PM

Quote from: Purple Filth on March 28, 2014, 04:48:20 PM
Quote from: Jansen on March 28, 2014, 04:27:42 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=106138025&postcount=1827

Quote from: nelchaar;106138025
Jesus Christ guys, I'm only a junior here, but I know how much good info Mort has brought into Gaf. The man screwed up, there is no question. He definitely needs to apologize to Col.

But the lynching going on here.. It's about to border on cyber bullying. The man screws up (albeit a big screw up) and you are all ready to hang him, with a nice handful of shaming in the process.

He messed up. He got called out, criticized and banned from GAF. Let the guy get back on his feet.

i just hope the thread stays open so i can get more goodies like this

on one hand he's kinda right since people are happily dancing on his grave (some for their agendas) but on the other hand mort fucking dug his grave long ago and the celebration when he finally fell in it was expected.

I know I'm a dick for enjoying this so much, but I've found the dude annoying from the start and I can't help but find satisfaction in seeing him finally crash and burn. It's not so much the misinformation he peddled but the ridiculous arrogance contained in pretty much every post he made.

Fuck being a dick. Own that gravedancing as a non-dick thing. I am. Dude has been a major douche for a while now and I'm happily dancing on his grave while pissing at the same time.

Quote from: demi on March 28, 2014, 11:43:26 PM

>>wheelchair<<

You look a lot different than I expected. But

, bb.

(Oh, this is 16-17 demi?

Still... good lookin.

)

StealthFan · « **Reply #28782 on:** March 29, 2014, 12:06:20 AM »

I need to get in on this IndieGoGo shit...

Tasty · « **Reply #28783 on:** March 29, 2014, 12:07:01 AM »

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It’s about time you were exposed for the fraud you were. I take great joy in seeing you torn down by the very people you fed off of, you conceded vampire.

This is seriously one of the better internet put-downs I've seen. "You conceded vampire."

Edit- Though he probably meant "conceited."

demi · « **Reply #28784 on:** March 29, 2014, 12:16:51 AM »

He is smart for using IndieGogo. You get the money regardless if it fails. That's at least a few months rent. Or a mortgage payment.

Tasty · « **Reply #28785 on:** March 29, 2014, 12:17:14 AM »

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I see a bunch of stupid words. Suckstart a leafblower you male pattern balding having twat.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #28786 on:** March 29, 2014, 12:21:31 AM »

twinkdemi

Your Stalker · « **Reply #28787 on:** March 29, 2014, 12:22:43 AM »

why is thisismyusername dapping everything

Tasty · « **Reply #28788 on:** March 29, 2014, 12:23:13 AM »

Quote from: Your Stalker on March 29, 2014, 12:22:43 AM

why is thisismyusername dapping everything

Dapsluts know how to get popular.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #28789 on:** March 29, 2014, 12:23:24 AM »

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The best part about all this is that pretty much all of us in San Mateo are laughing at you. While some of us (not me, thankfully) engaged you to keep fans happy, pretty much everyone knew you had no clothes. Unfortunately, we were’t able to say anything.

The schadenfreude in San Mateo was good today. It was good to see you flop so publicly. I’m sure our pr friends in Redmond are also having a good laugh. Cheers to my xbox friends, from one of your counterparts down south.

oh my days

StealthFan · « **Reply #28790 on:** March 29, 2014, 12:25:55 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 29, 2014, 12:17:14 AM

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I see a bunch of stupid words. Suckstart a leafblower you male pattern balding having twat.

I left that. I wanted to tell him suckstart a shotgun but I didn't want a Gaffer calling the cops

Tasty · « **Reply #28791 on:** March 29, 2014, 12:26:04 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 29, 2014, 12:23:24 AM

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The best part about all this is that pretty much all of us in San Mateo are laughing at you. While some of us (not me, thankfully) engaged you to keep fans happy, pretty much everyone knew you had no clothes. Unfortunately, we were’t able to say anything.

The schadenfreude in San Mateo was good today. It was good to see you flop so publicly. I’m sure our pr friends in Redmond are also having a good laugh. Cheers to my xbox friends, from one of your counterparts down south.
oh my days

I just read that.

Wow, this is getting sad almost.