Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5548863 times)

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #29760 on:** April 08, 2014, 09:57:22 PM »

Quote from: Esch on April 08, 2014, 09:41:24 PM

Can't do the one hand finger pushup but the one-inch punch is not some type of myth or mystical technique. I can do it too. It's an application of fa-jing, a common chinese martial arts skill. It's also a lot less meaningful when you do it against some nonresistent participant standing straight up.

EDIT: Common is the wrong word. But it's not hard to find if you want to.

Sure, but I wanna see 'Lore do it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29761 on:** April 08, 2014, 09:57:44 PM »

Bruce Lee taught ancient marital arts secrets to the black and white man. Let's not disrespect his name, brehs.

Broseidon · « **Reply #29762 on:** April 08, 2014, 09:58:24 PM »

Imagine a martial arts film where the action scenes were 6 minutes of dudes hugging on the ground.

Himu · « **Reply #29763 on:** April 08, 2014, 09:59:33 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on April 08, 2014, 09:58:24 PM

Imagine a martial arts film where the action scenes were 6 minutes of dudes hugging on the ground.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #29764 on:** April 08, 2014, 10:03:47 PM »

Well, it would instantly win a spot on The Bore's Top 10 Movies of the Year list, for one thing.

StealthFan · « **Reply #29765 on:** April 08, 2014, 10:05:06 PM »

I don't care for MMA, but it is way more practical in an actual street fight than a lot of the martial arts featured in films

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #29766 on:** April 08, 2014, 10:08:10 PM »

Quote from: They Called Me Stealthfan on April 08, 2014, 10:05:06 PM

I don't care for MMA, but it is way more practical in an actual street fight than a lot of the martial arts featured in films

A gun beats both though.

Himu · « **Reply #29767 on:** April 08, 2014, 10:08:25 PM »

To be honest, I find picking martial arts based on practicality is silly. If you wanted to be practical, just learn boxing.

Shuri · « **Reply #29768 on:** April 08, 2014, 10:12:14 PM »

Gotta love how people try to discredit a guy who died in 1973

Himu · « **Reply #29769 on:** April 08, 2014, 10:13:17 PM »

Quote from: Shuri on April 08, 2014, 10:12:14 PM

Gotta love how people try to discredit a guy who died in 1973

True.

But on the other hand, people idolize a guy who died in 1973.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #29770 on:** April 08, 2014, 10:14:50 PM »

If you want to be practical just carry a weapon. Who are people kidding.

I could train in several martial arts. Get strong. I'm still going to be this size and less than 120.

Himu · « **Reply #29771 on:** April 08, 2014, 10:24:01 PM »

That's why I brought up the practical argument. Who cares what is "practical"? Just learn what is appealing to you. Rolling on the ground isn't appealing to me. I prefer strikes and flow. So I'd never have an interest in BJJ, for instance despite it being billed "practical". And that's a big problem I have with a lot of martial arts students, it seems a lot of them have dreams of popping someone rather than just using them as a means of physical/mental/spiritual fitness.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #29772 on:** April 08, 2014, 10:31:03 PM »

At this point I'm way passed doing a lot of that shit. If I had to choose I'd go with Taiji.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29773 on:** April 08, 2014, 10:33:03 PM »

rolling on the ground+pocket knife=

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #29774 on:** April 08, 2014, 10:33:28 PM »

Nerds talking about martial arts.

Himu · « **Reply #29775 on:** April 08, 2014, 10:40:40 PM »

Quote from: Esch on April 08, 2014, 10:33:56 PM

Practical matters, if you don't wanna waste money and time. If you wanna be fit, go lift weights and run. You wanna be mentally strong, go read books. You want to uplift your spirit? Go meditate.

Or you can do all of those combined with martial arts.

Himu · « **Reply #29776 on:** April 08, 2014, 10:51:41 PM »

I didn't say any art will teach you that. I said, there's nothing stopping you from reading, running, and meditating outside of learning martial arts.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #29777 on:** April 08, 2014, 11:04:29 PM »

i'm too pretty to fight

Himu · « **Reply #29778 on:** April 08, 2014, 11:07:11 PM »

I cannot learn because the school of my choice is 50 fucking minutes away and I am not driving that far twice a week.

king of the internet · « **Reply #29779 on:** April 08, 2014, 11:08:16 PM »

What's the point of martial arts when you can just buy a gun and blow the bad guys away?

Himu · « **Reply #29780 on:** April 08, 2014, 11:11:37 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on April 08, 2014, 11:08:16 PM

What's the point of martial arts when you can just buy a gun and blow the bad guys away?

Because gyms suck shit and martial art schools are competitive and social and not boring - very unlike gyms.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #29781 on:** April 08, 2014, 11:12:10 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on April 08, 2014, 11:08:16 PM

What's the point of martial arts when you can just buy a gun and blow the bad guys away?

gun is too direct, you must scheme and plot to ruin their career, standing in the community, and ability to relate to other people in a normal manner.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

get them a neogaf account amirite

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StealthFan · « **Reply #29782 on:** April 08, 2014, 11:14:43 PM »

I remember when I beat the shit out of someone irl. I had an erection and it was confusing

nudemacusers · « **Reply #29783 on:** April 08, 2014, 11:15:43 PM »

i haven't scrapped since i was... 13? it was really dumb and awkward. especially the boner part. what is with that?

StealthFan · « **Reply #29784 on:** April 08, 2014, 11:17:08 PM »

Mutual combat is exhilarating, breh. Boners can happen. Nothing gay about it (

)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29785 on:** April 08, 2014, 11:29:27 PM »

When I was a kid I'd get boners during certain violent scenes in movies, like Robocop and Aliens. Dunno wtf was up with that.

StealthFan · « **Reply #29786 on:** April 08, 2014, 11:42:29 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 08, 2014, 11:29:27 PM

When I was a kid I'd get boners during certain violent scenes in movies, like Robocop and Aliens. Dunno wtf was up with that.

I...want to expound on this but will retreat. I don't need to share these things EVER.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #29787 on:** April 08, 2014, 11:50:16 PM »

Quote from: Esch on April 08, 2014, 10:33:56 PM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on April 08, 2014, 10:31:03 PM
At this point I'm way passed doing a lot of that shit. If I had to choose I'd go with Taiji.

You're lucky. There are way good people out West. All those azns I hate living in the midwest.

My exes wushu teacher was a team mate of Jet Li's lol.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29788 on:** April 08, 2014, 11:58:26 PM »

Quote from: They Called Me Stealthfan on April 08, 2014, 11:42:29 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 08, 2014, 11:29:27 PM
When I was a kid I'd get boners during certain violent scenes in movies, like Robocop and Aliens. Dunno wtf was up with that.

I...want to expound on this but will retreat. I don't need to share these things EVER.

perhaps we should make haste and end this discussion.

StealthFan · « **Reply #29789 on:** April 09, 2014, 12:07:56 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 08, 2014, 11:58:26 PM

Quote from: They Called Me Stealthfan on April 08, 2014, 11:42:29 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 08, 2014, 11:29:27 PM
When I was a kid I'd get boners during certain violent scenes in movies, like Robocop and Aliens. Dunno wtf was up with that.

I...want to expound on this but will retreat. I don't need to share these things EVER.

perhaps we should make haste and end this discussion.

Some things must remain secret, breh

Your Stalker · « **Reply #29790 on:** April 09, 2014, 12:08:54 AM »

so y'all get hard to rape scenes

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #29791 on:** April 09, 2014, 12:24:48 AM »

Positive Touch · « **Reply #29792 on:** April 09, 2014, 12:51:45 AM »

we dont delete out browser history cuz we're afraid you'll see that we've been watching porn; we delete our history cuz we're afraid you'll see what TYPE of porn we've been watching

nudemacusers · « **Reply #29793 on:** April 09, 2014, 12:53:43 AM »

the women say they're ready

but they are never ready

Tasty · « **Reply #29794 on:** April 09, 2014, 01:09:03 AM »

Holy shit my WebM extension has almost 3000 users.

Momo · « **Reply #29795 on:** April 09, 2014, 01:10:22 AM »

>Played football
>Scored Goal
>Cheerleader I had a not so secret crush on jumped me and pelvis grinded my dick
>Played the next 10 minutes with a tent

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29796 on:** April 09, 2014, 01:14:01 AM »

Quote from: Your Stalker on April 09, 2014, 12:08:54 AM

so y'all get hard to rape scenes

No. But I got a boner when Murphy got blown away in Robocop. I don't know why. It's part of the reason I hate Robocop to this day.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #29797 on:** April 09, 2014, 01:16:33 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 09, 2014, 01:14:01 AM

Quote from: Your Stalker on April 09, 2014, 12:08:54 AM
so y'all get hard to rape scenes

No. But I got a boner when Murphy got blown away in Robocop. I don't know why. It's part of the reason I hate Robocop to this day.

Nothing is topping this today. Hell maybe this week.

Momo · « **Reply #29798 on:** April 09, 2014, 01:16:46 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 09, 2014, 01:14:01 AM

Quote from: Your Stalker on April 09, 2014, 12:08:54 AM
so y'all get hard to rape scenes

No. But I got a boner when Murphy got blown away in Robocop. I don't know why. It's part of the reason I hate Robocop to this day.

That squishy, dripping scene where the watermelon/acid guy gets run over by a car to explode into paste is quite erection worthy too

Momo · « **Reply #29799 on:** April 09, 2014, 01:18:37 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 09, 2014, 01:09:03 AM

Holy shit my WebM extension has almost 3000 users.

What other user data .. ahem .. 'stats' are you gathering there, Andy fan of google?

etiolate · « **Reply #29800 on:** April 09, 2014, 01:21:05 AM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #29801 on:** April 09, 2014, 01:27:17 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #29802 on:** April 09, 2014, 01:27:47 AM »

Welp.

I'm out.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #29803 on:** April 09, 2014, 01:28:34 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 09, 2014, 01:14:01 AM

Quote from: Your Stalker on April 09, 2014, 12:08:54 AM
so y'all get hard to rape scenes

No. But I got a boner when Murphy got blown away in Robocop. I don't know why. It's part of the reason I hate Robocop to this day.

Momo · « **Reply #29804 on:** April 09, 2014, 01:30:41 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on April 09, 2014, 01:27:47 AM

Welp.

I'm out.

Can we make this the official Bore bailout gif?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29805 on:** April 09, 2014, 02:07:20 AM »

I knew you guys would judge me. smh

StealthFan · « **Reply #29806 on:** April 09, 2014, 02:09:26 AM »

I didn't get hard but I felt something during particularly violent/torture scenes as a small child. I am talking pre-8 years old here.

No rape scenes tho. I jack off to those as an adult

Momo · « **Reply #29807 on:** April 09, 2014, 04:46:52 AM »

Lore would get his ass handed to him by me, a guy who boxed years ago and have average martial arts abilities, much less Bruce Lee.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #29808 on:** April 09, 2014, 08:43:33 AM »

goku would kill them all

Broseidon · « **Reply #29809 on:** April 09, 2014, 10:01:29 AM »

getting all gurochan itt

helios · « **Reply #29810 on:** April 09, 2014, 10:27:03 AM »

When do we get to the shitting dick-nipples?

Momo · « **Reply #29811 on:** April 09, 2014, 10:33:42 AM »

Quote from: Broseidon on April 09, 2014, 10:01:29 AM

getting all gurochan itt

For all those who didn't know what guro was before you inevitably googled it now, welcome to the gateway to various mental abnormalities.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #29812 on:** April 09, 2014, 10:46:11 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 09, 2014, 02:07:20 AM

I knew you guys would judge me. smh

Don't feel bad, it's perfectly normal, PD.

For serial killers.

king of the internet · « **Reply #29813 on:** April 09, 2014, 11:12:24 AM »

Did you also become erect while torturing the neighborhood pets?

Yulwei · « **Reply #29814 on:** April 09, 2014, 12:41:49 PM »

i feel like i'm missing something about this violence boner convo... anyhow

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=107568695&postcount=350

people actually drink that "30fps = more cinematic" kool aid holy fuck

Jansen · « **Reply #29815 on:** April 09, 2014, 01:11:53 PM »

not surprising given that that poster is a huge ND cockgobbler who even praises UC3

archnemesis · « **Reply #29816 on:** April 09, 2014, 01:27:26 PM »

Uncharted 3 isn't bad at all. Its biggest fault is that it's just more of the same.

Jansen · « **Reply #29817 on:** April 09, 2014, 01:37:55 PM »

yeah but anyone that tries to tell you that it is better then uc2 is crazy

Momo · « **Reply #29818 on:** April 09, 2014, 01:57:40 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on April 09, 2014, 01:11:53 PM

not surprising given that that poster is a huge ND cockgobbler who even praises UC3

Quote from: Jansen on April 09, 2014, 01:37:55 PM

yeah but anyone that tries to tell you that it is better then uc2 is crazy

Typical 0 or 10 rating scale cock faggery.

magus · « **Reply #29819 on:** April 09, 2014, 02:00:32 PM »

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Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5548863 times)