Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)  (Read 5548879 times)

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Jansen

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you should just be happy that no one posted guro here. there's nothing quite like opening what you think is an innocent thread only to be faced with such horror

how many gigs of guro do you have awesomo
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Himu

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i never want to see pd, et al talk about sex ever again.
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Raban

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you should just be happy that no one posted guro here. there's nothing quite like opening what you think is an innocent thread only to be faced with such horror
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:nsfanyone seriously don't click this next spoiler if you're squeamish :nsfanyone
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:nsfanyone this is your last fucking chance, buddy. Turn around now. :nsfanyone
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Alright, we're scrapping bottom here folks, requesting thread kill/restart

Raban

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if that post is the GAF thread's death knell, mission accomplished :patel

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Momo

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brb finding questionable loli pics to spam this thread with

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magus

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Jesus raban i opened that because i was like "whatever the internet has already done it's worst" but that's horrible even for horrible standards
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Raban

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Jesus raban i opened that because i was like "whatever the internet has already done it's worst" but that's horrible even for horrible standards
it gets much, much worse.

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Evilore is legitimately convinced he could defeat Bruce Lee in single combat.

When a special fellow finds a hobby they latch onto it for bitter life. Bruce lee would roundhouse kick lores receding hairline into the stratosphere.

bruce lee is a fraud
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TVC15

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Gotta love how people try to discredit a guy who died in 1973

I bet Zhou Tai from Dynasty Warriors could beat Bruce Lee AND about 800 of the top ranked MMA fighters all at once.
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Himu

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Gotta love how people try to discredit a guy who died in 1973

I bet Zhou Tai from Dynasty Warriors could beat Bruce Lee AND about 800 of the top ranked MMA fighters all at once.

yes

HE COULD

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benjipwns

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Steve Contra

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Holy shit.  That person doesn't know what a contract is.
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She let her BF mod with her account and when it came out, Lore made him a full fledged mod instead of de-modding Dragona.

Shaka Khan

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She was doing HRT at the time (you know, to turn into a Dragon), and things got out of hand.
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Phoenix Dark

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you should just be happy that no one posted guro here. there's nothing quite like opening what you think is an innocent thread only to be faced with such horror
challenge accepted
:nsfanyone
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:nsfanyone seriously don't click this next spoiler if you're squeamish :nsfanyone
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:nsfanyone this is your last fucking chance, buddy. Turn around now. :nsfanyone
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I just want to say this did NOT give me a boner.
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She got demodded and returned as devolution.

Shadow Mod

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I'm feeling more confident in my assertion that I'm definitely one of the 30 least creepy people on this forum.

Some of us saw your edited posts breh.

 :gurl

Yulwei

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spill the beans, devo

Steve Contra

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you should just be happy that no one posted guro here. there's nothing quite like opening what you think is an innocent thread only to be faced with such horror
challenge accepted
:nsfanyone
spoiler (click to show/hide)
:nsfanyone seriously don't click this next spoiler if you're squeamish :nsfanyone
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:nsfanyone this is your last fucking chance, buddy. Turn around now. :nsfanyone
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I just want to say this did NOT give me a boner.
You know what the worst part of that is?  The next panels could be much, much worse.
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benjipwns

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You know what the worst part of that is?  The next panels could be much, much worse.
HAHA HAHHHH HAHHHHHH

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Rahxephon91

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I'm feeling more confident in my assertion that I'm definitely one of the 30 least creepy people on this forum.
Are you going to try and euthanize the creeps here so there aren't any?

Also, aren't there only like 30 people here?

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You know what the worst part of that is?  The next panels could be much, much worse.
HAHA HAHHHH HAHHHHHH

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I don't even want to know  :lol
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nachobro

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She was doing HRT at the time (you know, to turn into a Dragon), and things got out of hand.
Human-Reptile Transformation?


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Joke characters really stopped trying after aguirre.


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Tasty

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Dragona got demodded and returned as devolution.

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I'm told he pretty much ruined any and all Breaking Bad discussions lol.

benjipwns

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I'm told he pretty much ruined any and all Breaking Bad discussions lol.

He kinda did. And then did it for the Walking Dead season 1-2. Until he finally left along with a bunch of trolls so we can fanwank and discuss the plot (and lack thereof) of that show.  :-[

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=107636462&postcount=112

 :lol

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nachobro

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Dodd should have learned from Amirox on the best way to steal GAF's money while being a shit poster

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I'm told he pretty much ruined any and all Breaking Bad discussions lol.

Didn't I tell you that?

Others did too  :lol

Olivia Wilde Homo

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Amir0x should have been put down and permabanned when he stole money from gaffers.  I know I like to make fun of gaffers for being gullible rubes (because they are) but that was fucked up what he did.
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He stole the money that was supposed to go to his moms?  :-\

nudemacusers

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He stole the money that was supposed to go to his moms?  :-\
weeeel he now finally admits he was deep into an oxy addiction during this time (while he was asking for money he just liked to party on the weekends). don't know if you're been around oxy drones before, but stealing/lying is par for the course. now imagine people giving 'your mom' money, and how easy it would be to justify a percentage off the top for personal use, especially since you aren't really stealing anything...
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benjipwns

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You guys are forgetting that his mom made him stop watching South Park before it was over. Honestly, he's justified taking all her money.

Shadow Mod

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He stole the money that was supposed to go to his moms?  :-\
weeeel he now finally admits he was deep into an oxy addiction during this time (while he was asking for money he just liked to party on the weekends). don't know if you're been around oxy drones before, but stealing/lying is par for the course. now imagine people giving 'your mom' money, and how easy it would be to justify a percentage off the top for personal use, especially since you aren't really stealing anything...

Steals from GAF under sympathetic pretenses.

Not even permed.

I can't.

 :derp

Also didn't he showoff about how fabulous his work pays? I guess fabulous pay is all dependent on your drug habits tho.

nudemacusers

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well at one point he claimed to have a 200+mg tolerance. do you all realize how much fucking oxy you have to take, and take all the fucking time, to get to that point? 10 knocks me on me ass, and I knew a girl who was trying to get clean off of an 80 a day habit. so the dude is either lying/exaggerating (why would you lie about that tho, it's like having track marks on your arm) or dude was a huge addict. i suspect the latter since he often bragged about how he could get it in bulk for cheap all the time.
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So he's either a pathological liar, a drug abuser, or both. And he was still allowed to raise funds via gaf and basically use them for whatever purpose. Even if he did spend a portion of it on his mother the excess cash should have been for rehab or a charity.

benjipwns

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240-260mg, but only twice a month!
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=43061933&postcount=61
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My tolerance for oxycodone is at 240~260mg now, and that's even with me only doing it twice a month now. I got it real built up when I had the worst tooth ache known to man for about three months, but I really enjoyed it so I didn't stop. The problem now isn't that I do it so much, it's that it takes so long for tolerance to come down that even though I save it to two weekends a month my tolerance remains built up at the extreme levels they were.

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Eventually, it was so bad the pain started interfering with my actual job. So I got my friend to get me some painkillers. That was such a lifesaver, that I started taking them frequently to relieve the pain. By the end of the first three months, my tolerance was at about 60mg already. After that, I realized I liked the way it felt, so even though my tooth ache had started to subside, I did it pretty heavily for like another six months. I got my tolerance up to 150mg by then. Then, I started slowing down and I did it sporadically, but generally I fell into a pattern. That pattern was once every two weeks. Cheaper, and I thought it would slow the rise of my tolerance. It did, but after four years I have still arrived at a tolerance of 240~260mg. The only way I could do less is if I injected it, but I am not fucking injecting anything to get high :P

I hear if I stopped for like three or four months it would subside, but if I started back up again the tolerance would shoot right back up. Opiate tolerances remember.

I've already gone through opiate withdrawls. Probably like eight or nine different times over the four years. And I go through mini-withdrawls like every two weeks, 'cause in those weekends I generally do two does (for 480mg total), and the withdrawl is extremely unpleasant.
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nudemacusers

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oh yeah i forgot about the rehab promise. i don't think that ever materialized, since he would have definitely gotten canned from his army job.
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oh yeah i forgot about the rehab promise. i don't think that ever materialized, since he would have definitely gotten canned from his army job.

That's partly why I think some of the drug talk are complete exaggerations. How does one get that fucked up consistently without it affecting job performance?

Build up a 260mg oxy tolerance and shit on folks using needles, brehs.

nudemacusers

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oh yeah i forgot about the rehab promise. i don't think that ever materialized, since he would have definitely gotten canned from his army job.

That's partly why I think some of the drug talk are complete exaggerations. How does one get that fucked up consistently without it affecting job performance?
oh it's pretty easy; just take a time release and bump in the bathroom. if you're just sitting there and not doing much all day nobody would ever notice. i had a desk job when i got my wisdom teeth removed and i took 20mg of hydro at work and it was just fine. a little too fine heh.
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oh it's pretty easy; just take a time release and bump in the bathroom. if you're just sitting there and not doing much all day nobody would ever notice. i had a desk job when i got my wisdom teeth removed and i took 20mg of hydro at work and it was just fine. a little too fine heh.

Forgot about them oblivious desk jobs where they're not on your ass all day.

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I took a 30 of oxy the first time I got work done on my side tattoo. I got tatted for 6 hours, went home and threw up.

So that was the first and last time I used pain pills.

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oh yeah i forgot about the rehab promise. i don't think that ever materialized, since he would have definitely gotten canned from his army job.

That's partly why I think some of the drug talk are complete exaggerations. How does one get that fucked up consistently without it affecting job performance?
oh it's pretty easy; just take a time release and bump in the bathroom. if you're just sitting there and not doing much all day nobody would ever notice. i had a desk job when i got my wisdom teeth removed and i took 20mg of hydro at work and it was just fine. a little too fine heh.
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benjipwns

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I don't know about 260mg of oxy, but at most office jobs as long as you don't talk too long to anybody or hang around anywhere for an absurd amount of time nobody would notice anything enough to care.

I mean if you didn't smell like booze, or weren't having hallucinations or something, or going to the bathroom a billion times. Or sitting in the break room staring at the microwave.

Then again, I've worked with people who do all these things probably without any extra additives. And smell like cat piss instead of booze.

So I guess what I'm saying is I have no idea what I'm talking about.

nudemacusers

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oh yeah i forgot about the rehab promise. i don't think that ever materialized, since he would have definitely gotten canned from his army job.

That's partly why I think some of the drug talk are complete exaggerations. How does one get that fucked up consistently without it affecting job performance?
oh it's pretty easy; just take a time release and bump in the bathroom. if you're just sitting there and not doing much all day nobody would ever notice. i had a desk job when i got my wisdom teeth removed and i took 20mg of hydro at work and it was just fine. a little too fine heh.
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Great Rumbler

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Become heavily addicted to painkillers instead of just going to the flippin dentist and having the tooth pulled. I can't even.
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nachobro

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I took pain pills daily for about 6-7ish months after a motorcycle accident and never built up a ridiculous 260mg tolerance. Amirox is full of shit.