Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[benjipwns]

Unless he is living in the 1200s or Westeros, he needs to be slapped.

http://www.terrisus.com/top200.html
http://www.terrisus.com/reviews/virtualboy.html
http://www.lulu.com/shop/eric-shotwell/shadowgate-64/paperback/product-287521.html;jsessionid=1A7CB1957E67C5692553C242293A8B6C
http://www.terrisus.com/mygames.html

[Himu]

Harvest Moon is a highly influential and good series.

[Phoenix Dark]

Unless he is living in the 1200s or Westeros, he needs to be slapped.

http://www.terrisus.com/top200.html
http://www.terrisus.com/reviews/virtualboy.html
http://www.lulu.com/shop/eric-shotwell/shadowgate-64/paperback/product-287521.html;jsessionid=1A7CB1957E67C5692553C242293A8B6C
http://www.terrisus.com/mygames.html

[benjipwns]

http://www.terrisus.com/reviews/aidynchronicles.html

10/10 

[Himu]

It's a boring piece of shit, farmville for weeaboos.

[StealthFan]

hating on Harvest Moon

[benjipwns]

Like almost every review on there is a 10/10 

Except Crystal Chronicles which comes in with a 9/10: http://www.terrisus.com/reviews/finalfantasy-cc.html

Even Quest 64 gets an 8/10: http://www.terrisus.com/reviews/quest64.html

[Atramental]

Played Harvest Moon once on the gamecube.

Wasn't for me. 

[Atramental]

I'm of the philosophy that when a game (Harvest Moon in this instance) starts to feel like a job that's when I stop playing.

[king of the internet]

Harvest Moon is a highly influential and good series.

Harvest Moon is awesome. I don't see how an addictive farming sim has anything to do with weeaboos. Maybe it's boring to some people but it's a legit series.

[Himu]

How is 3ds Harvest Moon?

[Himu]

Worst Japanese gaming franchise? Most definitely.

That is clearly Metal Gear.

[Himu]

2 games != franchise

[Quaker]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=110535193&postcount=5

 

This guy says/does the dumbest shit.

Oh, it's that psychopath that writes off all movies, tv shows, vegetables, (non-videogame) music and comedians.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=104237727&postcount=24

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=104238363&postcount=36

[StealthFan]

I think Ass Creed is the worst franchise. I want to say I love Metal Gear but the truth is I only loved the first, third and I liked Portable Ops.

[king of the internet]

MGS1-3 are dope as fuck so I can't sign off on that. AC is a better choice but it's still got some positive qualities.

[brawndolicious]

I'm always 100% down for dating bi-sexual girls for obvious reasons.

The one time I had a relationship with a bisexual girl (for just a few months) , I was so new and inexperienced that when she was talking about her threesomes with her past gf and asked if I would ever have interest in something like that, I explained very technically that I don't think I would actually like it more since I don't think I could focus on more than one person. I remember distinctly saying "I guess I'm just a one-penis sort of guy".

[Himu]

Metal Gear hasn't been good for literally ten years.

[Himu]

2 games != franchise

Yep Shenmue only had two unsuccessful games and never became a franchise, who's the real winner here?

People who can enjoy more action games, clearly.

Don't front on our superior game palette because you can't dig the Mue or Harvest Moon.

[thisismyusername]

I'm always 100% down for dating bi-sexual girls for obvious reasons.

Because you both want dick?

Hmm, worst Japanese franchise... I'll go with Neptunia, Conception, Witch-Toucher, or 7th Saga.

DING DING.

Though Neptunia can be kinda amusing in a "haha console wars back in the day" way.

[Atramental]

I'm always 100% down for dating bi-sexual girls for obvious reasons.

The one time I had a relationship with a bisexual girl (for just a few months) , I was so new and inexperienced that when she was talking about her threesomes with her past gf and asked if I would ever have interest in something like that, I explained very technically that I don't think I would actually like it more since I don't think I could focus on more than one person. I remember distinctly saying "I guess I'm just a one-penis sort of guy".

That would've been my stance 2 or 3 years ago but now I'm much more willing & able to focus on 2 girls.

Haven't had the opportunity present itself but I'm hopeful.

I'm always 100% down for dating bi-sexual girls for obvious reasons.

Because you both want dick?

Err... no? 

[Great Rumbler]

Hmm, worst Japanese franchise... I'll go with...7th Saga.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.terrisus.com/reviews/aidynchronicles.html

10/10 

The Virtual Boy gets an 8/10, so on that scale, yeah 10 sounds about right for Aidyn Chronicles.

System Design/Controller: 8/10
Graphics/Sound: 9/10
Game Library (Quantity): 3/10
Game Variety (Range/Quality): 8/10
Cost: 9/10
Overall: 8/10

[StealthFan]

Aidyn Chronicles a ten?

That shit was so struggle. I regretted anticipating that game.

[Joe Molotov]

Aidyn Chronicles a ten?

That shit was so struggle. I regretted anticipating that game.

It's his 34th favoritest game of all time. And judging by the list, he has at least played more than 200 games.

[benjipwns]

Why a Top 200 list? All of my previous lists had been Top 100 lists. Well, when I last did my Top 100 list, I was at around 350 games. I'm now up over 450. Needless to say, I love all of my games very much. The first step of the process is to simply select 100 games from my total list for inclusion on this list, and, while it was difficult last time, I was finding it practically impossible this time. So, I decided that just expanding it to 200 was better. The other reason is, it's no fun saying "Well, I like that game, but, not enough for it to be on my list." This way, more games are on the list, so, I don't have to say that nearly as often.

[Sausage]

I'm always 100% down for dating bi-sexual girls for obvious reasons.

The one time I had a relationship with a bisexual girl (for just a few months) , I was so new and inexperienced that when she was talking about her threesomes with her past gf and asked if I would ever have interest in something like that, I explained very technically that I don't think I would actually like it more since I don't think I could focus on more than one person. I remember distinctly saying "I guess I'm just a one-penis sort of guy".

That would've been my stance 2 or 3 years ago but now I'm much more willing & able to focus on 2 girls.

Haven't had the opportunity present itself but I'm hopeful.

I'm always 100% down for dating bi-sexual girls for obvious reasons.

Because you both want dick?

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Err... no? 

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Had to reverse image search the gif and find out her age, before I could hit her up with the  

[Atramental]

.

[Sausage]

She's older than me so it's all good 

[StealthFan]

name fegs

[Atramental]

Holly Earl

[Himu]

*backs out slowly*

[nudemacusers]

she looks like a teenager

[thisismyusername]

Jesus, I am harder than Ikaruga to a color blind kid right now.

Newsfeed.

*backs out slowly*

For real. All of ya'll mocking gay dudes for wanting "twinks" and yet you're sitting here wanting a "cool young dude" girl.

[Himu]

I'm pretty sure I'm the one who makes fun on twinks.

[Atramental]

The heart wants what it wants.

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[milchs evil twin]

She's older than me so it's all good 

I think she's supposed to be 13 on the show, so I'd say she's "canonically underaged".

What's the GAF consensus argument for that?

Jesus, I am harder than Ikaruga to a color blind kid right now.

I tried to laugh, but my brain just couldn't stop telling me that Ikaruga is black and white-based 

[Phoenix Dark]

Looks 15, brehs.

[nudemacusers]

Looks 15, brehs.

That just means after 10 years of wedded simp bliss she'll look 25. Fantasize in the long terms brehs

[Phoenix Dark]

may Allah lead these pages to Islam.

[doctavius bonbon]

 

quarantine this thread for the safety of the children.

[El Babua]

may Allah lead these pages to Islam.
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But when you think about it, if that were to actually occur...   

[nudemacusers]

may Allah lead these pages to Islam.
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She's much too old for that

[Sausage]

She's older than me so it's all good 

I think she's supposed to be 13 on the show, so I'd say she's "canonically underaged".

What's the GAF consensus argument for that?

 

[Atramental]

Guys, I just want to say that I'm really sorry for posting that gif.

 

[doctavius bonbon]

Guys, I just want to say that I'm really sorry for posting that gif.

 

[Atramental]

I've become duckroll. 

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Seriously though. I was born in June of 1990 and she was born in August of 1992 sooo... I'm totally not a pedo. 

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[milchs evil twin]

I've become duckroll. 

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Seriously though. I was born in June of 1990 and she was born in August of 1992 sooo... I'm totally not a pedo. 

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I still think she's cute ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Plus, she's not underaged as far as the real world canon is concerned.

[Momo]

Enjoy your thousand year old 3D witch women guys

[Himu]

Guys, I just want to say that I'm really sorry for posting that gif.

 

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[Oblivion]

That Holly chick looks the age of the character she's supposed to be playing. What's wrong with you people? 

[Atramental]

When I was 13 girls my age did not look like that.

Who knows what hormones are being dumped in the UK water supply.

[Shadow Mod]

be what you make fun of brehs

[Kara]

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I saw this movie in a West Hollywood-ish area theatre, heh.

[milchs evil twin]

I think some of you people (me included) are so far removed from your teen years, you lost track of what 13 year olds actually look like.

Hell, I work at a beer store and I often end up carding 20 year olds (you can buy beer at 16 here) simply because I forgot what non-olds look like

[Momo]

Catching a glimpse of your own wrinkly skin while taking a shower

Even worse if you catch a glimpse of your own dead, soulless eyes staring back at you

[recursivelyenumerable]

I never have any idea how old people are.

Since I grew my hair out again people seem to estimate my age between 24-28 and act surprised when I say I'm 31. We will see if I can extend this indefinitely

[Rufus]

I've always looked older than my age and now I have the grey hairs to match.

[Shadow Mod]

I still get carded.

[Rufus]

By blind people? No offense, but you've lost all puppy fat.