Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Shadow Mod]

No, probably my size. I haven't exactly changed much from 16 compared to other people.

[Himu]

Please nuke this thread.

[Oblivion]

I still get carded.

That used to bother me for the longest fucking time (once I got carded just for ordering WATER), but now that I'm gonna be a filthy old by October, I actually take getting carded as a compliment now.

[Shadow Mod]

I still get carded.

That used to bother me for the longest fucking time (once I got carded just for ordering WATER), but now that I'm gonna be a filthy old by October, I actually take getting carded as a compliment now.

I don't hate it but it's inconvenient sometimes. Luckily I've never forgotten my I.D. though.

[milchs evil twin]

Being old sucks. Youth is wasted on the young. I sometimes wish I could tell my old me to do things differently, but then I remember that now me wouldn't be any less wasteful with all that time.

[Phoenix Dark]

leper these pedos

[Momo]

pretty soon this thread will be the official nambla convention center

[Atramental]

I thought demi would've shut down this thread by page 600 yet here it still stands pulsating weapon's grade demonic energy.

[thisismyusername]

be what you make fun of brehs

For real, sis.

[Shadow Mod]

Who is the chick that everyone was lusting over anyway?

If she was born in 1992, then she's 21 or 22 today. I don't see an issue.

No surprise where you stand.

 

[Phoenix Dark]

The age isn't the issue. It's like people who thought Little Lupe was hot. Can't trust em.

[Shadow Mod]

One thing to think someone who looks young is cute.

Entirely different thing being all lascivious about it.

[Oblivion]

The age isn't the issue. It's like people who thought Little Lupe was hot. Can't trust em.

One thing to think someone who looks young is cute.

Entirely different thing being all lascivious about it.

Bingo bango.

The fact that she's over 18 is irrelevant.

[Atramental]

The bish has tits & hips and is 21.

I'm out.

[Shadow Mod]

No she doesn't. She has Selena Gomez Syndrome.

[nudemacusers]

I honestly can't guess anymore. Dudes or chicks 15-21 basically look the same to me. YOURE ALL JUST INNOCENT BABIES AND I WANT TO HUG YOU

No she doesn't. She has Selena Gomez Syndrome.

though preferable to lordeitis

[Atramental]

And I'm 23 and look like a 30 something drug addict/murderer.   

[doctavius bonbon]

The bish has tits & hips and is 21.

I'm out.

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So if she was none of these things, you would be in?

 

[nudemacusers]

[Shadow Mod]

Just sayin' if you make fun of creepygaf you might want to look a bit in the mirror.

[Atramental]

The bish has tits & hips and is 21.

I'm out.

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So if she was none of these things, you would be in?

 

Out of the debate. 

We haven't had a legit witch hunt in so long so now we're all turning on each other.

[nudemacusers]

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I hope I never get falsely accused for a heinous sex crime or something similar; my browsing history will bury me 

[Joe Molotov]

Tell me more about your browsing history, nudecacuser

Frequent visits to The Bore.

[Shaka Khan]

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I hope I never get falsely accused for a heinous sex crime or something similar; my browsing history will bury me 

[Atramental]

Oh, took me a sec. It's an L. 

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=110578012&postcount=477

[Trent Dole]

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[Yulwei]

last 2 pages have been suspect 

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=110578012&postcount=477

 

[Atramental]

PD got it right, she looks way too young. It's fine if you end up going on a date with the girl cause she's cool or whatever. But y'all are lusting over a girl due to how she looks and using age as a shield. It's creepy to me.

Fine. It's creepy.   

But let me get some things straight so you guys won't think I'm some unrepentant pederast/pedophile or some shit:

1) I didn't know she existed until yesterday whilst browsing tumblr for reactions gifs (I don't even watch Skins or whatever the fuck it's called) to react to thisismyusername's comment about me liking cocks (yummy yummy cocks) because I want to get with a bi-sexual chick for "obvious" reasons.

2) I didn't find the pic of her in her underwear until Sausage mentioned that he did a reverse image search of her to make sure she wasn't underage

3) All I did was post  . I didn't jack it like a bonobo in heat. I didn't really drool at my computer like a crazed sex pervert. I just posted this with "Oh my lord."

4) I was 2 glasses of wine in last night and so I was lacking some self awareness and restraint with my words/actions.

5) All my other posts after that post last night were me joking around until I started to see that you guys were really serious.

Is that good enough for you guys? 

And I'm taking the pics down as well and deleting the fuck out of them.
edit: Eh. Can't take the panty one down because it's hotlinked to tumblr...

And yes I'm  "" and probably seem like a raging lunatic.

[Shadow Mod]

tl;dr

chillax

I doubt anyone thinks any less of you than they did already

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[Atramental]

 

edit: I need to take a long ass break from this thread.

[Atramental]

I really hate my job, brehs.

It's just making me really crazy and the craziness gets dumped here because I don't have an outlet for it.

I'm gonna go meditate for 40 minutes and get my mental shit together.

[Rufus]

Yeeesh, the fuck's going on now? I'm sure you didn't find her attractive because she looks like a kid. She's pretty and has that dollface/doe-eyed charm going on. Unless you imagine her in a schoolgirl uniform or calling you daddy or whatever you don't have anything to feel guilty about.

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[Great Rumbler]

Get legit shook because some dudes bagged on you for lusting after a 21-year-old girl, brehs.

[Broseidon]

Hit a nerve?

[doctavius bonbon]

yeah i was just doing some playful ribbing broseph

i actually don't give a shit

edit:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=809311&

didn't expect to like this but it's p. cool

[doctavius bonbon]

Ahaha, I missed that amongst the sea of Ls.

I can't breathe.

[Phoenix Dark]

take the financial decisions of multi billion dollar corporations personally brehs.

[benjipwns]

Unless you imagine her in a schoolgirl uniform or calling you daddy or whatever you don't have anything to feel guilty about.

"mr. benji, you're the best teacher in the whole seventh grade!"

[Sausage]

No she doesn't. She has Selena Gomez Syndrome.

Still don't really give a fuck, I'm younger than both of them.

[Mupepe]

That chick is hot.

[Broseidon]

that guy is such a weirdo like srsly

[demi]

I really hate my job, brehs.

It's just making me really crazy and the craziness gets dumped here because I don't have an outlet for it.

I'm gonna go meditate for 40 minutes and get my mental shit together.

I've been saying you're a fuckup. Why can't you just admit it? Who are you trying to convince?

[Tasty]

What's Atra's job?

[Great Rumbler]

What's Atra's job?

Nintendo PR.

[hampster]

Sorry to hear Atra We're here for your breh

[Tasty]

Handjobs mostly, with the occasional blowjob.

What's Atra's job?

Nintendo PR.

My two dream jobs.

[Huff]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=110359744&postcount=104

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hes got to be a joke character. he has to.

[Phoenix Dark]

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I hope I never get falsely accused for a heinous sex crime or something similar; my browsing history will bury me 

reminds me of a vid I saw years ago where a bunch of people (women and men of varying ages) lowered an aroused goat over a woman who was pants less and bent over an open tailgate to of course fuck her.

[Atramental]

What's Atra's job?

Grunt designer for my primary employer and inexperienced art director/lead designer for my secondary employer.

It would be fine if it wasn't for the stressful & long work hours, sub-par pay, and conservative Christian employees & employers.

I've basically gone back into the closet (being a fake Christian again) because I'm a limp dicked wuss that needs rent money. 

[king of the internet]

A grown man pretending to love Jesus to save face. Hurts just typing that.

[Tasty]

Why would your coworkers care? Isn't that illegal?

[Shaka Khan]

Oh please, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to earn a living. You're not a coward, you're a grown man.

... And stop over-dramatizing your battle with Jesus, leave that shit at /r/atheism/‎

[Kara]

Oh please, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to earn a living. You're not a coward, you're a grown man.

Church.

[Atramental]

Why would your coworkers care? Isn't that illegal?

Yeah, I know? It shouldn't matter, right?

Well, they're all BJU grads (except for one, he transferred from BJU to Liberty. Another Christian university.) and they seem to take this shit pretty seriously.

There's only one person there that really knows what I'm all about and he's a moderate Protestant leaning towards Catholicism. We went to a bar a couple of weeks a go and I basically spilled my guts about a whole plethora of shit. Stuff like how I lost my faith, how I was asked to leave BJU, how I went through my angry atheist phase, my time at USC Upstate, and how I have a much more "Eastern" take on things now that my life isn't completely bleak like it was 3 or 4 years ago.

Maybe it wouldn't matter to some there but I know a few that would have a hard time trusting me with basic shit and would probably give me a bunch of "come to Jesus" talks which I'm soooo weary of.

edit: And you're right Shaka. I do over-dramatize about this stuff. It's not like they're going to cut my head off but still. Shit sucks.

[team filler]

why didn't this idiot just go to 7-11: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=813154


goddamnit, now I want a hotdog

[Shaka Khan]

You've probably heard this many times by now, but if that's the baggage you vent and spill after a few beers, then you need to relocate asap.

Whether you believe in something or nothing isn't the issue— the issue is that it's occupying too much of you, breathing over your neck, dipping its toes in every facet of your life... or at least, that's how you make it sound.

Those obsessions, projections, or whatever you wanna call them are unhealthy, breh. Time to view life through a different prism, breh.

[Shaka Khan]

My goodness, I'm dropping them pearls of wisdom left and right. Gotta jot these lines down for my self-help book.

[doctavius bonbon]

My goodness, I'm dropping them pearls of wisdom left and right. Gotta jot these lines down for my self-help book.