Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Momo]

thats gotta be like the last week or something, I've linked more misc threads in here than anything bar twitter, imgur, neogaf and the coli.

Unless no one ever clicks the links 

[Momo]

 

[nudemacusers]

1. neogaf character? this is pure unfiltered mac baby.

2. I did link ballbustinfootlovin in that nsfw thread a few weeks/month ago. someone must have really liked that video. 

[StealthFan]

I use the imgur Uploader extension whenever I post an image.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116649746&postcount=44

 

[magus]

[IMG]
#5 is ballbustinfootlovin.com

  OK WHOS THE FREAK

Organic Keywords

Does Gonzo Fuck Chickens

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116649746&postcount=44

 

You see according to the rules of the sexual marketplace...

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116649746&postcount=44

 

Look if the gays were serious they'd reject the outdated institution of marriage and campaign instead to have it abolished for everyone then they would really be accomplishing something against the bigots.

[Squiddy]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/thecoli-2014-stats.223213/

Coli brehs, I'm one of you.

[StealthFan]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/thecoli-2014-stats.223213/

Coli brehs, I'm one of you.

Aren't you a They don't want you breh.

[Shadow Mod]

Someone's mom buys their fucking groceries.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116715401&postcount=447

[Great Rumbler]

Poor people are buying fresh milk with their EBT? But powdered milk is just as good, and it's way cheaper!

[Shadow Mod]

I forgot the best part he supposedly works in a grocery store too 

[benjipwns]

Where the hell is he shopping for steak, Peter Luger's?

[Joe Molotov]

I doubt many people with EBT cards are shopping at places where they sell $15/lb steak. 

[Oblivion]

Someone's mom buys their fucking groceries.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116715401&postcount=447

I don't even know what this dude is arguing anymore.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116721125&postcount=484

This coddling bullshit. This is why GAF sucks. If someone's going to basically be that out of touch and try to grandstand with it, fuck 'em.

[benjipwns]

If you allow poor people to buy whatever they want, they'll never want to stop being poor with their steak and their lobster and their Rosebud Frozen Peas. That's why they should only be allowed to buy Cream of Wheat.

Cream of Wheat, it's depressing to eat.

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[Positive Touch]

say whatever ignorant shit you want, as long as it is properly genteel. such is the nature of the hugbox

[benjipwns]

You guys are looking at it all wrong. It's the messy nature of things as you go through the thread with multiple people responding to the same thing at all sorts of different times, does Opiate have out of order processing?

[Van Cruncheon]

hugbox indeed

[Pickles the Firecat]

Real talk, I had EBT in college and 99% of our purchases were sushi, artisan cheeses, and premium meats. Whole Foods, Sprouts, Bristol Farms, Costco + EBT = we feastin

Making bomb ass paella plates and curry on government assistance and financial aid. That's how you live life.

[Van Cruncheon]

that's how i prefer my tax dollars be spent, honestly. why would i waste my filthy cac 1% superdollaz on you eating gubmint cheese and wonder bread? fuck that.

[Van Cruncheon]

alternatively, create a special GRUEL aisle at kroger's for the poors

[Shadow Mod]

Gruel?

Water and bread.

Like the poors of old.

[benjipwns]

Can't it just be somewhere else they can all gather in some kind of line, I don't want to see them if I go to Kroger's to buy my $30 Italian steak meals.

[Pickles the Firecat]

Can't it just be somewhere else they can all gather in some kind of line, I don't want to see them if I go to Kroger's to buy my $30 Italian steak meals.

You got it all wrong, it needs to be behind a one way mirror so concerned citizens can monitor their activity and make sure they aren't sneaking in anything above the RC Cola tier.

[Oblivion]

Gruel?

Water and bread.

Like the poors of old.

Whoa, hold on now. There's a lot of new things that have been invented that wouldn't cost too much to help them out. Like cardboard.

[Squiddy]

When I was poor, I bought 5kg bags of pasta and ate that instead of wasting my money on Rockstar energy drinks.

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I bought Relentless 

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[benjipwns]

You got it all wrong, it needs to be behind a one way mirror so concerned citizens can monitor their activity and make sure they aren't sneaking in anything above the RC Cola tier.

Maybe we could just put them in some kind of building with a bunch of fences around it. And hire people to watch them for us.

[Shadow Mod]

Give them some housing and inspect it every now and then to make sure they lack luxuries.

[Van Cruncheon]

if they look too healthy, gas them

[Shadow Mod]

Get out of here you little shit.

[Rufus]

Soylent Green. Get that investment back.

[Van Cruncheon]

hold on, he's white, he probably has "work ethic"

give him some hydrox and send him to the workhouse

[Oblivion]

You got it all wrong, it needs to be behind a one way mirror so concerned citizens can monitor their activity and make sure they aren't sneaking in anything above the RC Cola tier.

Maybe we could just put them in some kind of building with a bunch of fences around it. And hire people to watch them for us.

I've suggested in the past we could redirect the money that goes to welfare programs and use it to hire people who will go around following poor people and yelling at them constantly for being poor.  That would provide some incentive for them to get out of poverty.

[Your Stalker]

You got it all wrong, it needs to be behind a one way mirror so concerned citizens can monitor their activity and make sure they aren't sneaking in anything above the RC Cola tier.

Maybe we could just put them in some kind of building with a bunch of fences around it. And hire people to watch them for us.

give them more guns like i said earlier in this thread and have them fight for food

[Pickles the Firecat]

You got it all wrong, it needs to be behind a one way mirror so concerned citizens can monitor their activity and make sure they aren't sneaking in anything above the RC Cola tier.

Maybe we could just put them in some kind of building with a bunch of fences around it. And hire people to watch them for us.

I've suggested in the past we could redirect the money that goes to welfare programs and use it to hire people who will go around following poor people and yelling at them constantly for being poor.  That would provide some incentive for them to get out of poverty.

New GAF thread:

So I think I'm in love with my personal wealth motivator. Do I have a shot? She really seems into me. Last night she didn't even say anything when I glanced at a Audi.

[Oblivion]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116728745&postcount=704

Well done, Devo-chan.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=92172739&postcount=95

typical misandrist cisprivileged female, taking jokes from a minority class and claiming them as her own.

[Shadow Mod]

I didn't even remember that. Heh.

Ken deserved it though.

He doesn't seem like he's trolling half the time, he seems genuinely discouraged he's not getting tail.

[nudemacusers]

my terms are 25% poster quoting residuals or i get lawyer.


i can never tell with certain posters. if it were fire and forgets in threads etc i'd chalk it up to trolling, but making and sustaining threads centered around that position... eh...

[StealthFan]

Someone's mom buys their fucking groceries.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116715401&postcount=447

[SpeedStats]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=838277

We'll have to agree to disagree, especially in Mario's case.  Mario has the same amount if not more opportunities to be discovered by children Worldwide.  Mickey is nowhere near as popular or utilized as he was when you or I were children.

That's the thing, I doubt kids outside America consume that much Mickey Mouse-centric media nowadays. He's not in movies, he doesn't have many hit videogames... I'm not positive on how many countries his TV shows are being exported to but I doubt it's nearly as many as for Mario games.

I not so far outside of the demographic that I don't hear about the good or popular shows in that web, and I still rarely hear of Mickey.

I'll just mention this: Three Mario games in the last 8 years have sold 25+M units and are in the top-10 best selling games of all time. I don't see much reason for a Disney cartoon show that, going by the network trends, averages fewer than 1M viewers should drive more attention to the character.

I find the idea that only gamers know of Mario to be a little ridiculous too. He was everywhere for far too long.

Are these people living in caves

[benjipwns]

  who is this guy he hasn't played a game in over a decade, nobody recognizes him or hears about him owning the Hornets, LeBron has gone to four straight NBA Finals and averaged over 25ppg.

[benjipwns]

Now you're just getting into a fight of financial might between Nintendo and Disney. The capacity to infinitely reproduce an image isn't in itself popularity.

Nintendo could build a theme park and fill it with Mario caps but they don't need to. They could license Mario's image to travel and resort companies if they wanted to.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116732159&postcount=881
 

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=838277

We'll have to agree to disagree, especially in Mario's case.  Mario has the same amount if not more opportunities to be discovered by children Worldwide.  Mickey is nowhere near as popular or utilized as he was when you or I were children.

That's the thing, I doubt kids outside America consume that much Mickey Mouse-centric media nowadays. He's not in movies, he doesn't have many hit videogames... I'm not positive on how many countries his TV shows are being exported to but I doubt it's nearly as many as for Mario games.

I not so far outside of the demographic that I don't hear about the good or popular shows in that web, and I still rarely hear of Mickey.

I'll just mention this: Three Mario games in the last 8 years have sold 25+M units and are in the top-10 best selling games of all time. I don't see much reason for a Disney cartoon show that, going by the network trends, averages fewer than 1M viewers should drive more attention to the character.

I find the idea that only gamers know of Mario to be a little ridiculous too. He was everywhere for far too long.

Are these people living in caves

They're Nintendo fans, so yeah.

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116721125&postcount=484

This coddling bullshit. This is why GAF sucks. If someone's going to basically be that out of touch and try to grandstand with it, fuck 'em.

Anecdotal evidence is the absolute worst, and it's almost always used as "evidence" to support something that is factually wrong.

[Van Cruncheon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116732159&postcount=881
 

 

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116721125&postcount=484

This coddling bullshit. This is why GAF sucks. If someone's going to basically be that out of touch and try to grandstand with it, fuck 'em.

Anecdotal evidence is the absolute worst, and it's almost always used as "evidence" to support something that is factually wrong.

The worst part of his "anecdotal evidence" is he can't even get prices right when he's employed in a fucking grocery store.

What's this education bullshit.

Oh I'm sorry do I have to explain to adults how grocery stores work now or looking up ads?

[Eel O'Brian]

just wait and feel it

[benjipwns]

Anecdotal evidence is the absolute worst, and it's almost always used as "evidence" to support something that is factually wrong.

Maybe that's your experience, but from mine anecdotal evidence is almost always accurate.

[Van Cruncheon]

i worked in a grocery store for three years

i did spend an inordinate amount of time dealing with people trying to use various schemes to buy cigarettes and booze

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middle-class white teenagers

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[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116721125&postcount=484

This coddling bullshit. This is why GAF sucks. If someone's going to basically be that out of touch and try to grandstand with it, fuck 'em.

Anecdotal evidence is the absolute worst, and it's almost always used as "evidence" to support something that is factually wrong.

The worst part of his "anecdotal evidence" is he can't even get prices right when he's employed in a fucking grocery store.

What's this education bullshit.

Oh I'm sorry do I have to explain to adults how grocery stores work now or looking up ads?

I don't think that's so odd, actually.  I worked in a grocery store when I was 16, in the produce department.  I couldn't even begin to guess what shit cost in the other departments.  Dude clearly doesn't buy steaks in a grocery store all that often, but I don't think him working in a grocery store means he should know the prices of everything in there.

He's not packing random shit in some department. He's a cashier.

[Eel O'Brian]

Man, I could go for a steak right now.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116732159&postcount=881
 

 

Shaka, explain.

[Shadow Mod]

He's not packing random shit in some department. He's a cashier.

Well, still.  He drags shit across a scanner and tells the customer the total.  I don't think it's at all odd he doesn't remember the prices of things accurately.  You're kind of acting like a gamer with this point, here, cowbell.

No well still. Cashiers gotta look at ads, especially when they get challenged on why something came up wrong. On shit like "manager's specials" they have to go out of their way to make sure the 50% came off.

There are plenty of instances where you get informed on the prices of things in the store, especially something as commonly purchased as meat.

[benjipwns]

i worked in a grocery store for three years

i did spend an inordinate amount of time dealing with people trying to use various schemes to buy cigarettes and booze

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middle-class white teenagers

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When college kids were getting EBT cards based on *their* income not accounting for their parents nor their student loans nobody was "abusing" them like upper middle class cac's. Especially if their parents were sending them money not knowing they had an EBT.

For a while I was collecting the left over receipts at the self-checkouts because it was amusing. Same person spends $30 of their $600(?!?) EBT allowance on some garbage food, then buys $100 of liquor with cash/debit. Meanwhile, I pay for both my food and liquor the old fashioned way, graft and extortion.

[PigSpeakers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116732159&postcount=881
 

Man, I ain't no Flipper of WHORE WORLD.


I want to go to whore world now.