Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Squiddy]

That foot fetish thread is creepy. Am I allowed to make a piss fetish thread?

Why not?
They're both vile.

[TVC15]

That foot fetish thread is creepy. Am I allowed to make a piss fetish thread?

Why not?
They're both vile.

Piss is sterile. Shit is like 50% bacteria, literally. That's gross.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Bacteria are just nifty adorable little biological machines trying to make their way in the world 

[Momo]

Very unlike their parasitic cousins, the Virus family.

[Squiddy]

Very unlike their parasitic cousins, the Virus family.

They're not really cousins though, more like degenerate neighbours that people assume are your cousins because you're both white trash.

[Momo]

both white trash.

Only 1% of bacteria are harmful to humans, 100% of viruses are parasites 

[Squiddy]

both white trash.

Only 1% of bacteria are harmful to humans, 100% of viruses are parasites 

And not all white trash is terrible either, but you know stereotypes.

[Kara]

Someone should troll this thread with the annual amount of women worldwide who are murdered by their partner.

Unfortunately we know they won't care.

A = A is the most worthless of tools in their arsenal.

[Great Rumbler]

Someone should troll this thread with the annual amount of women worldwide who are murdered by their partner.

Maybe if women would give good guys a chance instead of hanging around with jerks, things like this wouldn't happen so much.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=118401968&postcount=43

[Jonah Hill getting paid $50,000 for Wolf of Wall Street] is completely fucked up because there's no way Scorsese let's him get cast in that role unless he thinks he's the right actor for the part, in which case he should be getting paid such.

I know Jonah volunteered but it's a disgrace he wasn't taken better care of financially.

[Quaker]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=118401968&postcount=43

[Jonah Hill getting paid $50,000 for Wolf of Wall Street] is completely fucked up because there's no way Scorsese let's him get cast in that role unless he thinks he's the right actor for the part, in which case he should be getting paid such.

I know Jonah volunteered but it's a disgrace he wasn't taken better care of financially.

Eh, it's kind of gross if he was literally paid like 160 times less than Leo when the movie made almost half a billion dollars and when you consider how much time he put in(some dude in the thread said he worked for seven months on it) and how much he probably busted his ass for it. The decent thing to do would be to see it as a gesture of good faith that he was willing to work for minimum wage and throw him a million instead of $60,000 or whatever. This is Hollywood though, so I wouldn't be surprised if there's not funny accounting going on or if it's a bullshit story.

[Shadow Mod]

Someone should troll this thread with the annual amount of women worldwide who are murdered by their partner.

Unfortunately we know they won't care.

A = A is the most worthless of tools in their arsenal.

I know they won't care but they'll get incensed anyway.

[StealthFan]

http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=5976.msg0#new

[Shadow Mod]

http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=5976.msg0#new

[Broseidon]

I never knew where the word nonce came from

[Atramental]

 

[Great Rumbler]

Long Live the Queen is a pretty awesome game, haters leave.

[Shadow Mod]

 

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=118431962&postcount=133

The Graphic Designer in me is cringing so hard.

[Himu]

Long Live the Queen is a pretty awesome game, haters leave.

[Himu]

This is clearly the best one.

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=118431962&postcount=133

The Graphic Designer in me is cringing so hard.

have you watched the docu about Helvetica

(the font not the country)

[Shadow Mod]

Eh.

All of them suffer from awful placement of learning, crappy executions of decent concepts, and terrible color choices.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=118431962&postcount=133

The Graphic Designer in me is cringing so hard.

have you watched the docu about Helvetica

(the font not the country)

Yes but it's something I should really watch again now that I've graduated and started designing stuff professionally.

[Himu]

The seed on the one I posted should be smaller and 180 horizontal so that it ends the d.

[Shadow Mod]

I just mocked this up right quick.



 

[Himu]

Feels off balance to me but otherwise good. The d canvasses over the Learning too much which creates a lack of unity. Other than that, better and more aesthetically appealing than those in the thread.

[Phoenix Dark]

meh

[Shadow Mod]

Feels off balance to me but otherwise good. The d canvasses over the Learning too much which creates a lack of unity. Other than that, better and more aesthetically appealing than those in the thread.

The latter was the point pretty much, otherwise I'd try for something much more unique.

[Himu]

almost all of those have something to do with seeds. What is the learning part? How about a head, that instead of having a light bulb, has a sapling growing forth?

[Shadow Mod]

Or a sapling in a lightbulb as the filament.

[Himu]

That too

[Shadow Mod]

I basically sketch out a bunch of concepts, go with the coolest three and see where it takes me in digital format.

[Himu]

I do ten sketches and go with four digital roughs. We have a similar method.

[Shadow Mod]

Effort? It's fun you know 

[Great Rumbler]

Long Live the Queen is a pretty awesome game, haters leave.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=845081

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=845081

(Image removed from quote.)

[Shadow Mod]

There are people out there who's brains are not working at full capacity, and they have no say in the matter.

To actively and purposefully reduce this amazing gift of consciousness that so many would love to have seems disrespectful to me. I cherish this, even when doing menial things, it's amazing that I'm not just flinging shit at a wall.

I've smoked weed on more than a few occasions, it is not a good experience for me. To feel myself slowly get dumber and then go into a sleepwalking like state of confusion is just not for me.

 

[thisismyusername]

Long Live the Queen is a pretty awesome game, haters leave.

It is, if you get over the Moe Japanese-y shit.

[Himu]

I'm fine if someone hasn't taken illegal drugs. My problem is when they develop a complex over it and become a wet blanket. Like, you have to ask if you're the only one who hasn't taken illegal drugs? Really? With the stigma against illegal drugs, you think that you're the only one? In the world? That's what I don't get. And that's why I don't mess with scrubs.

[Your Stalker]

but you are a scrub himu-chan

[Himu]

Nuh uh.

[Shadow Mod]

Get all your infos from DARE bullshit brehs.

[Pickles the Firecat]

the gift of consciousness is a blessing

I show my appreciation daily by exercising it where a nexus of hardcore gamers, enthusiast press, and video game industry developers and publishers congregate. A neutral ground where facts and evidence, presented within the confines of civil, inclusive discourse, prevail through careful moderation.

why would I dull my miraculous mind by dropping acid in the northern climes of Norway underneath the aurora borealis? it needs to be honed and ready. at any moment a real live CEO could tweet

[Kara]

Get all your infos from DARE bullshit brehs.

[Momo]

[benjipwns]

the gift of consciousness is a blessing

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my DRUG-FREE* intelligence.

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[close]

*except legally proscribed which doesn't count because...

[Vertigo]

I wondered when we'd get the thread that finally showed the utter lunacy of the 1080p console game 'debate' and this Alien Isolation thread seems to be it. SonyGAF doing themselves proud once again.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=844829

This was the best thing to come out that thread.

[headwalk]

graphic design is like writing a phoned in college paper. it doesn't matter what you say as long as you can find some professional reference for it, or at least pretend you do.

being the only motion guy brought in to a print firm was a fun time. they thought i was a wizard.

[Atramental]

My second boss wants everything to have tons of color and ornamentation (aka visual puke) on the designs I make for him...

http://i.imgur.com/fp8u2eq.jpg?1

I wanted to jump out of my office building's 2nd story window after spending hours on this shit.

But hey, at least I got paid. 

[nudemacusers]

1. arguing with 'my mind is pure' dudes on the internet is a waste of time never do it

2.  "Its nice that devs are finding ways to pull entire 1080p framebuffer into Xbone. But people still need to know that performance difference is still there, PS4 can render more stuff."

THEY NEED TO KNOW 

3.atra stop being an internet weirdo

[Atramental]

3.atra stop being an internet weirdo

Easier said than done. I feel like I need to just throw my computer and phone away and live life like it's pre-1990.

[nudemacusers]

3.atra stop being an internet weirdo

Easier said than done. I feel like I need to just throw my computer and phone away and live life like it's pre-1990.

that will just make you a usenet/bbs weirdo.

[king of the internet]

3.atra stop being an internet weirdo

Easier said than done. I feel like I need to just throw my computer and phone away and live life like it's pre-1990.

I'm sorry to say, there's no escape for you.  It's not your computer or phone, but your mind that you're imprisoned in.

[Great Rumbler]

3.atra stop being an internet weirdo

Easier said than done. I feel like I need to just throw my computer and phone away and live life like it's pre-1990.

I'm sorry to say, there's no escape for you.  It's not your computer or phone, but your mind that you're imprisoned in.

[nudemacusers]

did they have tumblr girl equivalents on compuserve or prodigy?

[Atramental]

You could find "tumblr" girls at your local mall back then.

[archie4208]

I bought that Queen game. 

I better keep an eye out for the FBI. 

[archnemesis]

Long Live the Queen is like FTL without the randomizer.

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=118469390&postcount=40
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=118470569&postcount=43