Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Squiddy]

Real talk:

In my experience I've found that men tend to overemphasize the importance of being "lean" because they have just as fucked up body ideals as women.

Thank you, Illuminati!

[Himu]

Let's be real, PD likes mandingo's. That's his type.

[Phoenix Dark]

[Shadow Mod]

There are so many gaffers who assume it's anything but their loathsome personality driving females away.

[Momo]

Not a lot of black people around me, but the amount of Pakistani/Indians I know of who explicitly do not date women of their own ethnicity far outweigh those who do. It is the opinion of this white man that this is an expression of self-loathing for one's own culture that leaves lots of fine women available for the likes of me.

Though those same boys get hella pent up seeing their women with a white dude. Because obviously.

I know this really awesome Bengali girl from london, if she was 5 years older I'd be all like neogafplane.jpg  

[WanderingWind]

40. Has two kids. Left a 13 year relationship with a mother of one of his kids because responsibility "stresses" him out. Refuse to try to date outside of a narrow band of interest.

Can't find a date.

GEE THIS IS A MYSTERY

[Momo]

I forgot to mention working out. You don't have to be buff but but having a form/lean/not being fat is required brehs. It's easy to lose weight brehs, just change your diet and work out a bit each day until you can do it for 30 minutes or more.

*types this while eating White Castle for lunch*

Jesus Christ I've been hitting it for an hour and a half 3 - 4 days a week now for about 2 months. Not much change (of course there isnt really that much for me to lose, and I used to eat a bunch of shit up until last week, i'm doing paleo all through Ramadan)

[Himu]

40. Has two kids. Left a 13 year relationship with a mother of one of his kids because responsibility "stresses" him out. Refuse to try to date outside of a narrow band of interest.

Can't find a date.

GEE THIS IS A MYSTERY

He's a buster. Calling it.

[Momo]

That brings me back to another point: be fucking clear. Don't hang around a girl in hopes that she rewards you with pussy. You want to date her? Ask her out. You wanna smash and not date? say so. Honesty takes you a long way, while some girls would prefer you'd be more discrete about it there's nothing wrong with a lot of sincerity. Besides, you have to be one hell of a dumbass to not understand how to be subtle about it.

I once puked in a girl's shoe the night I met her and ended up hooking up with her later, she wasnt even bad looking or anything, but holy fuck did she scrape the bottom of the barrel that day. Goddamit I get away with a lot of stuff because i'm generally personable and funny irl

[WanderingWind]

I mean, leaving the wifey because childbearing is stressful marks him as a straight up fuckstick. People trying to be nice and I just kinda want to stab him in the dick

[Himu]

Yep.

[Momo]

Being relatively lean and/or buff helps though.

Sure, it can help. But a lot of guys have weird ideas on what women actually find attractive, or have a limited idea on the diversity of types that women find attractive. Remember that pic Momo spammed from BB forums about "average" or "below average" guys getting with really hot girls? A lot of those dudes were cute as hell. Reality is that men really don't know what women find attractive about men. Sometimes they're on the mark, but a lot of times, they don't know what they're talking about. Which is understandable, since more often than not, they aren't attracted to men.

bb forums are their own worst enemies. They get wrapped up in these crazy narratives that being too short, too poor or some shit makes women hate you, when it's in fact their own shitty personalities due to hanging out in that shitty echo chamber wastebin. The never ending cycle of hate for them. If they took a second and asked why these girls hang out with these beta phaggots, then maybe they themselves can learn, self improve and get laid before they turn 40.

[Momo]

There are so many gaffers who assume it's anything but their loathsome personality driving females away.

It can never be an internal problem, must always lash out at the woman. It's sad and hilarious at the same time.

That being said, there are probably once 2 women I would ever date on neogaf (that I have vague knowledge of)

[Momo]

40. Has two kids. Left a 13 year relationship with a mother of one of his kids because responsibility "stresses" him out. Refuse to try to date outside of a narrow band of interest.

Can't find a date.

GEE THIS IS A MYSTERY

What mystery? God damn white women ruining shit 

[Phoenix Dark]

Told you he's a coon brehs.

[Himu]

Everything is indicating buster more than coon.

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=118918973&postcount=351

holy mother of black jesus

[Phoenix Dark]

Everything is indicating buster more than coon.

any black man who doesn't take care of his kids because "it's too much work" is a coon in my eyes.

[Brehvolution]

responsibility "stresses" him out

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=118918973&postcount=351

holy mother of black jesus

Gettin messy in there. Too bad besada had to come in and ruin the fun.  :'(

[nudemacusers]

dudes who bail on a relationship with a kid in the mix because it's 'work' are fucking lame.

dudes who bail on a second relationship with another kid in the mix because it's 'work' are... are there words for this? jfc.

[Squiddy]

Black man raises two children with two different mothers, leaves the women because of "responsibility", and now wants to get it with a white chick?

I bet he also loves watermelon & fried chicken.

[nudemacusers]

femcacs are pretty great tho tbh

[Your Stalker]

who doesn't love watermelon and fried chicken tho

[nudemacusers]

its ok


grape drink sux and gin can fuck off tho

[WanderingWind]

its ok


grape drink sux and gin can fuck off tho

Fried chicken is just okay?
Gin can fuck off?

I hate your soul

[besada]

its ok


grape drink sux and gin can fuck off tho

Harshing on grape drink.  You need another ban.

[nudemacusers]

fried fish > fried bird

nectarine > watermelon

tequila > gin

real talk

nobanpls

[king of the internet]

Watermelon is a wack ass, one dimensional oversweet fruit

Watermelon is alright, but honeydew is the superior melon. So sweet and refreshing.

[jakefromstatefarm]

who doesn't love watermelon and fried chicken tho

This is what I never got. Not only does everyone enjoy those foods, the stereotype is just straight up unfunny. Good food racial stereotypes: Mayonnaise sandwich for cacs and goat cheese/rice/beans for Mexicans. If anything, watermelon and fried chicken just serve to demonstrate the diverse palette of the honorable asiatic black man.

[StealthFan]

I haven't had Popeyes in a minute

[king of the internet]

I could live off fried chicken but the only dedicated joint we got around here is a shitty ass KFC. Their food is like homeless shelter quality. I would probably be morbidly obese if we had a popeyes or chicafila nearby. 

[Pickles the Firecat]

Getting laid as a black man in LA takes about as much effort as rolling out of bed in the morning. Interracial, intraracial, whatever. There's a level of thirst for "Societally dangerous but really safe and comfortable" out here that cannot be underestimated.

So basically this dude is Quasimoto or the most boring fuck to ever talk about anime. And even then Anime Expo is is next week and that's like salmon breeding for spergs.

[nachobro]

tequila is 1000x better than gin

[Phoenix Dark]

I prefer the black #dualities of hating and loving pork

No lie, I remember one of the many smart-dumb niccas on my mom's side of the family railing against the pig as my grandma cook pork chops. Later that night he had some, and tried to argue having it in moderation is ok as long as you recognize the true nature of the enemy.


same dude who put bacon bits in his cole slaw a few years ago at a family dinner.

[nudemacusers]

tequila is 1000x better than gin

finally a white light of truth shines through the darkness

[Kara]

Er it applies to everything.  Sinking ship?  Women and children first.  Burning house? women and children first.   But i guess that died a 100 years ago.  I guess chivalry is really dead and it is now everyone for themselves.

http://news.discovery.com/history/us-history/titanic-women-children-120413.htm

You seem pretty open on the topic, so let's work it back. Who decided that women were more important than men because they were broodmares? Who decided that furthering the genetic material of some men was more important than giving other men the opportunity to further their own (if that's what they wanted to do)?

It was us, unless Aristophanes' Ecclesiazusae is actually the secret history of the world and he risked life and limb to share it with us. 

Jesus Christ I've been hitting it for an hour and a half 3 - 4 days a week now for about 2 months. Not much change (of course there isnt really that much for me to lose, and I used to eat a bunch of shit up until last week, i'm doing paleo all through Ramadan)

May I suggest losing your shekh ma shieraki anni? I've dropped 15 pounds since mine faded from the heavens like it was the end of Arthur C. Clarke's "The Nine Billion Names of God." (spoilers)

Pretty soon I'm gonna look like I'm prepping to star an emotionally harrowing sequel to The Machinist. 

[PlayDat]

I never had the chance to eat pork until college.  My grandmother would never cook that shit.  Her mom would throw away her pots and pans if someone else used them to prepare a meal that had pig in it.  Our family was 7th Day Adventist (a lot of Jamaicans are) so it could be more of a religion thing than a black thing. 

[jakefromstatefarm]

Yoooo, not having Pork? This shit is so new to me. I can't imagine living without carnitas/ham/bacon. #catholicexcellence

[Phoenix Dark]

I remember when I was like 12 years old I spent Christmas at my grandparents house. I was upstairs playing videogames with my brother when I started getting whiffs of shit from somewhere. I went downstairs...didn't see anything. Then I went into the basement and realized the smell was coming from the food down there...it was my first time smelling chitlins.

 

[jakefromstatefarm]

Also boudin 

[Brehvolution]

Pigs

[king of the internet]

A life of breakfast without charred pig flesh sounds awful. 

[Tasty]

as long as you recognize the true nature of the enemy.

[Phoenix Dark]

as long as you recognize the true nature of the enemy.

The white man introduced blacks to pork in order to kill them via blood pressure/heart attacks/etc. No, seriously, I have heard this argument from family members as they pile their plate with fried chicken and extra cheesy mac & cheese.

[Tasty]

as long as you recognize the true nature of the enemy.

The white man introduced blacks to pork in order to kill them via blood pressure/heart attacks/etc. No, seriously, I have heard this argument from family members as they pile their plate with fried chicken and extra cheesy mac & cheese.

[Himu]

this page is blowing my mind. I realize we all have opinions and shit, but this page is giving me culture shock. Say it ain't so!!! Tequila being better than gin thing (tequila is mostly trash, and tastes good in limited amount of drinks), fried chicken is not just "ok", watermelon is amazing, cantaloupe is amazing, and hating on grape drink? This isn't what I signed up for!

Also Mac, fried catfish is a southern black traditional food. You're more black than you think. Those distinguished black fellows eat that shit more than fried chicken. With their disgusting fried catfish loving selves.

[Himu]

as long as you recognize the true nature of the enemy.

The white man introduced blacks to pork in order to kill them via blood pressure/heart attacks/etc. No, seriously, I have heard this argument from family members as they pile their plate with fried chicken and extra cheesy mac & cheese.

You need to be posting more shit like this in the black conspiracy theorists thread.

[Kara]

pls enjoy this window onto cultural food neurosis

[Himu]

Fried catfish is the worst food of all time.

[Positive Touch]

this page is blowing my mind. I realize we all have opinions and shit, but this page is giving me culture shock. Say it ain't so!!! Tequila being better than gin thing (tequila is mostly trash, and tastes good in limited amount of drinks), fried chicken is not just "ok", watermelon is amazing, cantaloupe is amazing, and hating on grape drink? This isn't what I signed up for!

Also Mac, fried catfish is a southern black traditional food. You're more black than you think. Those distinguished black fellows eat that shit more than fried chicken. With their disgusting fried catfish loving selves.

saying all this truth (sans the tequila thing) and then ending it by shitting on fried catfish? ?  no, no, that isn't right at all

[Positive Touch]

Fried catfish is the worst food of all time.

FUCK

[Himu]

pls enjoy this window onto cultural food neurosis

The first thing I said when I watched that man putting that sandwich altogether was "that is not a Reuben"

Little did I think that'd be the subject of the video

[Phoenix Dark]

I don't eat fried catfish often but it's really good. Personally I tend to stay away from fried stuff unless it's a big holiday. Olive Garden for accomplishments, fried food for holidays. I'm trying to live into my 60s at least.

[Himu]

this page is blowing my mind. I realize we all have opinions and shit, but this page is giving me culture shock. Say it ain't so!!! Tequila being better than gin thing (tequila is mostly trash, and tastes good in limited amount of drinks), fried chicken is not just "ok", watermelon is amazing, cantaloupe is amazing, and hating on grape drink? This isn't what I signed up for!

Also Mac, fried catfish is a southern black traditional food. You're more black than you think. Those distinguished black fellows eat that shit more than fried chicken. With their disgusting fried catfish loving selves.

saying all this truth (sans the tequila thing) and then ending it by shitting on fried catfish? ?  no, no, that isn't right at all

Absolutely disgusting.

The only food that is only digestible with an entire bottle of tartar or hot sauce sauce on it. Fried catfish legit makes me furious.



Fuck catfish. I thought I hated fish my entire life because of that shitty fish. Straight nasty. Enjoy your gross sea rats.

[Kara]

The first thing I said when I watched that man putting that sandwich altogether was "that is not a Reuben"

Little did I think that'd be the subject of the video

I once made the mistake of ordering a Reuben at some hella goy-y fusion cuisine place with a work delegation and it was both a Reuben and a Rachel. 

I mean it was p. good and all, but .

[Phoenix Dark]

Himu what you're really saying is that you come from a black family that can't properly fry catfish. And it's hard to fuck up fried catfish, yo.

Where I'm from, black women learn how to fry food before they can comb their hair. SMH @ your family.

[etiolate]

hating on fried catfish

smh

[Himu]

Lol at this Michigan boy. Come down to Texas and we will have a cook off.

But it doesn't have anything to do with my family. I legitimately hate fried catfish no matter who cooks it.

[nachobro]

fried catfish is fantastic

so is tequila