Author Topic: So when the draft starts, who do you want in your foxhole (Read 8473 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** March 10, 2013, 11:04:36 PM »

Hold on to yer butts fellas, N Korea will attack us any minute. Iran might even jump in. Therefore we must decide who will be in our unit. You get 4 selections

I have left all of AARP Bore (Prole, Stoney Mason, Borys, Contra, MAF, Gundam, Cormac, DC Charlie, etc) off since it's unlikely they'll be selected.

Canadian Bore is included due to NATO obligations

My platoon:

#1: T234

No EBer has a larger body count or wider tolerance for pain.

#2: tehjaybo

Another Kentucky-Bore member, I want as many shooters as I can get

#3: Shaka

Speaks multiple languages, can blend in with the enemy

#4: AWESOM-O

Graduate student

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1 on:** March 10, 2013, 11:06:24 PM »

I was like "hey wait a minute where am I... Oh."

Everyone needs a wizard during a nuclear apocalypse.

Beezy · « **Reply #2 on:** March 10, 2013, 11:08:42 PM »

AARP Bore

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #3 on:** March 10, 2013, 11:09:26 PM »

i only need myself

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #4 on:** March 10, 2013, 11:10:59 PM »

Where the fuck is the Drew option? That lunatic has an AK now, OF COURSE I want someone with that kind of firepower in my foxhole.

I voted T234, jaybo, and both Boogie options. I think we'd make one hell of an A-team.

Boogie · « **Reply #5 on:** March 10, 2013, 11:14:19 PM »

Biz, Creepy Old Man, and TEXP. Disappointed in lack of Cormac option.

Not disappointed in lack of drew option, 'cause there's no way I'm choosing that crazy sumbitch.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6 on:** March 10, 2013, 11:18:42 PM »

I just assumed that we were all in a foxhole together on one side, and Cormac was our opposition.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** March 10, 2013, 11:18:56 PM »

Added drew, fuck I forgot about that

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #8 on:** March 10, 2013, 11:22:15 PM »

Shit, I'd like to refund one of my Boogie choices for PD, because every platoon needs a... well, you know how in each movie the black guy dies first? Sorry dude.

Beezy · « **Reply #9 on:** March 10, 2013, 11:23:48 PM »

The Business - he's already trained and built for this

Boogie on foot - I shouldn't even have to explain why

Blue - short, strong (I think) and spends a lot of time behind lenses. He'd be our scout

drew - weapons expert

If everyone was too uncomfortable with drew, Mupepe (weapons enthusiast) would get his spot. Can't get either for whatever reason? Green Man then. He's young. We can shape him into whatever we want.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #10 on:** March 10, 2013, 11:24:47 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 10, 2013, 11:18:42 PM

I just assumed that we were all in a foxhole together on one side, and Cormac was our opposition.

i'd still have to use my left hand but yeah can't see it working otherwise

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11 on:** March 10, 2013, 11:32:28 PM »

I would take Wilco in case we ran out of food. He looks delicious.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** March 10, 2013, 11:55:32 PM »

Drew would be the last person I chose, no way. Lack of discipline, and if we got caught he'd get us all killed with his mouth

pilonv1 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:00:34 AM »

Quote

Boogie on horse
Boogie on foot

Mandark · « **Reply #14 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:07:57 AM »

2 Boogies, tehjaybo, and Shaka in case we need to run some sort of honeypot operation.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #15 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:14:16 AM »

:'(

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #16 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:17:31 AM »

No one picked me, guess they don't want a last minute sexcapade if we're going to die.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #17 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:18:22 AM »

I will apply for drone strike control and let the rest of you handle the on the ground stuff. In the sense that I can play my service like an RTS I would like to have Frag on my team. Also Steve Contra as Cargo Specialist. If I ever find myself sober while facing the reality of war I will report him to command.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #18 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:24:31 AM »

I'd be awful

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:26:06 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on March 11, 2013, 12:24:31 AM

I'd be awful

Join the club. I'm pretty sure I'd just fire everywhere if given a gun.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #20 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:41:36 AM »

Momo, Joe, Wrath, and Bebpo.

Anime Bore lives together and dies together.

Momo · « **Reply #21 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:42:21 AM »

Awww shit, this is going to be a tough choice

Momo · « **Reply #22 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:42:39 AM »

Rumbler

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #23 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:46:02 AM »

Boogie on foot, because we're not Poland.
The Business
T234
Devo

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #24 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:47:03 AM »

When you guys are "over there" ill make sure to buy girl scout cookies and donate them to the troops, and the post about it on facebook so everyone knows I did that and how it makes me feel

Momo · « **Reply #25 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:48:04 AM »

Where is bork laser he can just ban all those fools

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #26 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:48:41 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on March 11, 2013, 12:47:03 AM

When you guys are "over there" ill make sure to buy girl scout cookies and donate them to the troops, and the post about it on facebook so everyone knows I did that and how it makes me feel

Go eat your pudding, old man.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #27 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:50:44 AM »

I'll make sure to only post about it as a reply to facebook posts about how someone bought cookies to eat on their own- ill swoop in and be like I bought x amount of boxes and donated them to troops *smug* then i'll follow that comment with some post about some bullshit food place I like because they make the best local shit.

Momo · « **Reply #28 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:52:47 AM »

Great Rumbler (Because GEKIGENGAR GATTAI)
Exodus Wrath burn (come on he's arab he surely has some explosives laying around

)
AdmiralViscen (I figure he's an admiral so we wont be on the front line)
Needs More Cowbell (If the admiral plan goes south then we can have her flash boobs while we make our cowardly retreat

)

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #29 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:53:33 AM »

AdmiralViscen gets sent over with his car

Mandark · « **Reply #30 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:53:44 AM »

MAF: You should make a post telling everyone that we should pray for our soldiers, and that people who really do care and are your real friends will copy this status to their own wall.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #31 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:56:36 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on March 11, 2013, 12:53:44 AM

MAF: You should make a post telling everyone that we should pray for our soldiers, and that people who really do care and are your real friends will copy this status to their own wall.

Likes this post in agreement with the empty sentiment.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #32 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:57:18 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on March 11, 2013, 12:50:44 AM

I'll make sure to only post about it as a reply to facebook posts about how someone bought cookies to eat on their own- ill swoop in and be like I bought x amount of boxes and donated them to troops *smug* then i'll follow that comment with some post about some bullshit food place I like because they make the best local shit.

consider yourself recruited as social media liasson. i didnt realize we had a True Patriot on these boards.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #33 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:59:46 AM »

If and when a draft happens I wonder (if too) how they'll pick women out.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #34 on:** March 11, 2013, 01:03:22 AM »

Phoenix Dark, Himuro, Beezy, Shaka

Stretching that foxhole Gangland style

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** March 11, 2013, 01:06:24 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 11, 2013, 01:03:22 AM

Phoenix Dark, Himuro, Beezy, Shaka

Stretching that foxhole Gangland style

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** March 11, 2013, 01:20:21 AM »

So far the Boogie variants+KY Bore are dominating. I can just imagine T234 and Boogie arguing after T234 brings a hooker to the foxhole. "I thought you said poontang, not poutine!"

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #37 on:** March 11, 2013, 01:42:33 AM »

T234: Boogie, where the fuck are your guns.
Boogie: Right here *kisses both biceps*

BlackMage · « **Reply #38 on:** March 11, 2013, 01:59:49 AM »

well thanks for adding me to the poll asshole :'( HATE YOU ALL FUCK YOU I CANT EVEN LOOK AT YOUR FACES

BlackMage · « **Reply #39 on:** March 11, 2013, 02:00:40 AM »

uhh nevermind.. i didnt look properly FORGET WHAT I SAID.. bitches

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #40 on:** March 11, 2013, 02:44:10 AM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #41 on:** March 11, 2013, 02:46:15 AM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on March 11, 2013, 12:14:16 AM

:'(

:'( :'(

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #42 on:** March 11, 2013, 03:21:50 AM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on March 11, 2013, 02:46:15 AM

Quote from: macuser3of5 on March 11, 2013, 12:14:16 AM
:'(
:'( :'(

Everyone knows you'd defect if the enemy's uniform was more chic.

Squiddy · « **Reply #43 on:** March 11, 2013, 04:11:10 AM »

Why the fuck am I not on that list?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #44 on:** March 11, 2013, 05:42:17 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 11, 2013, 01:03:22 AM

Phoenix Dark, Himuro, Beezy, Shaka

aka operation human shield

Reb · « **Reply #45 on:** March 11, 2013, 05:42:53 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on March 11, 2013, 12:17:31 AM

No one picked me, guess they don't want a last minute sexcapade if we're going to die.

You're SOL, Shaka got that covered as well.

pickle · « **Reply #46 on:** March 11, 2013, 06:03:31 AM »

Fuck yes I want the Biz in my hole.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #47 on:** March 11, 2013, 06:27:32 AM »

Boogie, The Business, T234.

Good mix of heartbreakers and lifetakers.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #48 on:** March 11, 2013, 07:31:22 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on March 11, 2013, 12:17:31 AM

No one picked me, guess they don't want a last minute sexcapade if we're going to die.

Sexcapade? Yeah right, you can't fool me. I'd get a last minute lecture on how awful of me it is just to assume that since we're all about to die in a war you'd have sex with me

brob · « **Reply #49 on:** March 11, 2013, 07:43:44 AM »

A horseless boogie seems a bit like a shark with lasers on land. Certainly impressive, but hardly that useful, you know?

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on March 11, 2013, 12:17:31 AM

No one picked me, guess they don't want a last minute sexcapade if we're going to die.

check your cis privilege at the door pls

TS Himuro
2 (2.9%)

Positive Touch · « **Reply #50 on:** March 11, 2013, 08:02:24 AM »

Yeah I'm gonna hang back at the bore while you guys go look around

StealthFan · « **Reply #51 on:** March 11, 2013, 08:07:42 AM »

Where the fuck am I? This thread is disgusting and should be locked

Mupepe · « **Reply #52 on:** March 11, 2013, 08:36:35 AM »

#1 Boogie on a Horse - Everyone needs a leader

#2 The Business - Everyone needs an experienced soldier

#3 Drew - Everyone needs that one soldier crazy enough to run across No Man's Land

#4 Mandark - He's smart so I'm sure he'll come in handy

hampster · « **Reply #53 on:** March 11, 2013, 10:06:48 AM »

Andrex - He hunts monsters, thats got to be worth something
Maxy - No one voted for him yet so I felt bad
BlueTsunami - A Tsunami could be useful plus blue is a cool color
Boogie on a Horse - If everyone else voted Boogie on a Horse I should too

nudemacusers · « **Reply #54 on:** March 11, 2013, 10:11:21 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on March 11, 2013, 03:21:50 AM

Quote from: macuser3of5 on March 11, 2013, 02:46:15 AM
Quote from: macuser3of5 on March 11, 2013, 12:14:16 AM
:'(
:'( :'(

Everyone knows you'd defect if the enemy's uniform was more chic.

well considering I give the d to someone who actually has access to nukes I'd think I'm slightly more valuable than most

Brehvolution · « **Reply #55 on:** March 11, 2013, 10:14:26 AM »

Feels good being off the grid.

Reb · « **Reply #56 on:** March 11, 2013, 10:17:55 AM »

Willco, hope he packs some delicious sundae / cannon fodder.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #57 on:** March 11, 2013, 10:19:23 AM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on March 11, 2013, 10:11:21 AM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on March 11, 2013, 03:21:50 AM
Quote from: macuser3of5 on March 11, 2013, 02:46:15 AM
Quote from: macuser3of5 on March 11, 2013, 12:14:16 AM
:'(
:'( :'(

Everyone knows you'd defect if the enemy's uniform was more chic.
well considering I give the d to someone who actually has access to nukes I'd think I'm slightly more valuable than most

Obama?

Mupepe · « **Reply #58 on:** March 11, 2013, 10:21:07 AM »

I've been here for over 5 years and I am in the top ten most active posters and I'm not even on the list.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #59 on:** March 11, 2013, 10:24:54 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 11, 2013, 10:19:23 AM

Quote from: macuser3of5 on March 11, 2013, 10:11:21 AM
Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on March 11, 2013, 03:21:50 AM
Quote from: macuser3of5 on March 11, 2013, 02:46:15 AM
Quote from: macuser3of5 on March 11, 2013, 12:14:16 AM
:'(
:'( :'(

Everyone knows you'd defect if the enemy's uniform was more chic.
well considering I give the d to someone who actually has access to nukes I'd think I'm slightly more valuable than most

Obama?

Chuck Hagel, duh.

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Author Topic: So when the draft starts, who do you want in your foxhole (Read 8473 times)