Author Topic: So when the draft starts, who do you want in your foxhole (Read 8457 times)

Reb · « **Reply #60 on:** March 11, 2013, 10:27:11 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 11, 2013, 10:21:07 AM

I've been here for over 5 years and I am in the top ten most active posters and I'm not even on the list.

I've been here for almost 5 years and I'm never on any lists. :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #61 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:32:16 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 11, 2013, 10:21:07 AM

I've been here for over 5 years and I am in the top ten most active posters and I'm not even on the list.

Dude you are a member of AARP Bore, I'm sorry. No parents breh :'(

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #62 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:33:18 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 11, 2013, 12:32:16 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on March 11, 2013, 10:21:07 AM
I've been here for over 5 years and I am in the top ten most active posters and I'm not even on the list.

Dude you are a member of AARP Bore, I'm sorry. No parents breh :'(

MAF doesn't have kids. Contra doesn't have kids.

And Bebpo is older than me.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #63 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:45:25 PM »

I'm older than most of you, but I'm also considerably meaner.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #64 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:47:05 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on March 11, 2013, 12:33:18 PM

Bebpo is older than me.

first nuke deployed.

Momo · « **Reply #65 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:47:25 PM »

I want to have a horse too :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #66 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:49:01 PM »

Bepbo always struck me as younger. And while Triumph may be old on paper he is young at heart, and dangerous.

Kentucky Bore

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #67 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:51:05 PM »

People not taking Kentucky bore are crazy... the EV on having those dudes on your side has got to be crazy high.

Beezy · « **Reply #68 on:** March 11, 2013, 12:58:14 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on March 11, 2013, 06:21:23 AM

Mine were:

Beezy

Cause I believe in the strength of street knowledge. Plus years dodging needles and bitches with stretch marks due to an AIDS scare shows ingenuity and the ability to avoid death.

TS Himuro

I figured Poison can fight so why not Heruro, also confusion is the best weapon. And I get a cannon out of it, so yay.

Mupepe · « **Reply #69 on:** March 11, 2013, 01:40:16 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on March 11, 2013, 10:27:11 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on March 11, 2013, 10:21:07 AM
I've been here for over 5 years and I am in the top ten most active posters and I'm not even on the list.

I've been here for almost 5 years and I'm never on any lists. :'(

You're on my favorites list

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 11, 2013, 12:32:16 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on March 11, 2013, 10:21:07 AM
I've been here for over 5 years and I am in the top ten most active posters and I'm not even on the list.

Dude you are a member of AARP Bore, I'm sorry. No parents breh :'(

The gubmint doesn't care! I'm only 26!

Mupepe · « **Reply #70 on:** March 11, 2013, 03:01:18 PM »

BlackMage · « **Reply #71 on:** March 11, 2013, 03:13:17 PM »

Who the hell picks drew? I'm way better in every category. you know what? no fuck this, I'm not participating in this god damn popularity contest. I'd join the other side just to smite all you fuckers in the name of whoever people die for nowadays! ALALALALALLALALALALA *boom*

demi · « **Reply #72 on:** March 11, 2013, 03:24:18 PM »

BlackMage will jump for the first female that gives him attention. Do not believe his lies.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #73 on:** March 11, 2013, 03:24:37 PM »

Boogie on Horse
Boogie on Foot
The Business
T234 -- every group needs a wildcard

BlackMage · « **Reply #74 on:** March 11, 2013, 03:29:02 PM »

Quote from: The Business on March 11, 2013, 03:20:08 PM

I originally had picked BlackMage as well for his eagerness to fit in but ended up swapping him out for Cajole. I see I made the right choice.

I don't need to fit in!!! I AM MY OWN MAN.. and fuck you Demi you would be my first target!!!!

Barry Egan · « **Reply #75 on:** March 11, 2013, 03:34:11 PM »

Quote from: The Business on March 11, 2013, 02:57:24 PM

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I just noticed Boogie. Masterstroke.

Beezy · « **Reply #76 on:** March 11, 2013, 03:41:58 PM »

According to twitter, Cajole might off himself at anytime.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #77 on:** March 11, 2013, 03:45:43 PM »

Kentucky Bore. At least I'm going out drunk and high.

cool breeze · « **Reply #78 on:** March 11, 2013, 03:48:57 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on March 11, 2013, 03:24:37 PM

Boogie on Horse
Boogie on Foot
The Business
T234 -- every group needs a wildcard

stacked. this is why this needs to operate on a point system. imagine if you had 10 points to spend on your crew. on a scale of 1 to 4, boogie on a horse is a 5 (max +1 for the horse). that's two and a half shaka's.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #79 on:** March 11, 2013, 03:52:15 PM »

Although a team comprised of Shaka, Wrath and Cajole does have the benefit of blending in with certain enemies.

BlackMage · « **Reply #80 on:** March 11, 2013, 03:52:57 PM »

h.. how many points would i be worth?

demi · « **Reply #81 on:** March 11, 2013, 03:58:54 PM »

I think Wrath would be a risky choice. He'd probably get super depressed one day then be happy go lucky the next. Can really make or break a plan.

Can I vote for "the mustached man" instead?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #82 on:** March 11, 2013, 03:59:21 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on March 11, 2013, 03:41:58 PM

According to twitter, Cajole might off himself at anytime.

So his tweets haven't changed.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #83 on:** March 11, 2013, 04:02:33 PM »

Here's a cruel thought... what's the WORST POSSIBLE team you could construct from the given choices?

-Synbios (obvious first pick in this scenario)
-flannel boy (social recluse, depressed, would get distracted by j-law .gifs)
-demi (demi)
-Willco (funny to put on a team with demi)

Drew or blackmage are also worthy choices, as they're both crazy and/or armed. I would be a good choice too, because I'm an asshole with poor conditioning.

Mandark · « **Reply #84 on:** March 11, 2013, 04:12:45 PM »

Manabyte + Boogie would be fun. It'd be like Hot Fuzz, with Mana asking Boogie if he's ever shot his gun while diving through the air yelling "ARGH." Or possibly Manabyte going full Walter Mitty and lecturing Boogie on tactics and weapon choice.

Boogie · « **Reply #85 on:** March 11, 2013, 04:21:58 PM »

I can't believe that I've been getting more play in this poll than Biz. Y'all are nuts.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #86 on:** March 11, 2013, 04:23:34 PM »

I can't believe both of you are getting more than T234. He's got weed!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #87 on:** March 11, 2013, 04:27:34 PM »

the fuck at picking me

demi · « **Reply #88 on:** March 11, 2013, 04:28:15 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 11, 2013, 04:02:33 PM

Here's a cruel thought... what's the WORST POSSIBLE team you could construct from the given choices?

-Synbios (obvious first pick in this scenario)
-flannel boy (social recluse, depressed, would get distracted by j-law .gifs)
-demi (demi)
-Willco (funny to put on a team with demi)

Drew or blackmage are also worthy choices, as they're both crazy and/or armed. I would be a good choice too, because I'm an asshole with poor conditioning.

Easy

- Creepy Old Guy
- Groogrux
- Joe Molotov
- Me

See you in the shower room, boys

tehjaybo · « **Reply #89 on:** March 11, 2013, 04:34:44 PM »

I'm very honored to be getting picked a fair bit in this. I'd do you proud.

My personal choices:

Great Rumbler: Every team needs a great strategist.

The Business: A soldier, good under fire.

Boogie: Weapons training and preparation.

Shaka: Tall, seems limber, probably a good scout. And like many have been saying, depending on the enemy, blending in and languages.

I'd rate our likelihood of surviving pretty high, with our preparation and my guns.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #90 on:** March 11, 2013, 04:36:58 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 11, 2013, 04:28:15 PM

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 11, 2013, 04:02:33 PM
Here's a cruel thought... what's the WORST POSSIBLE team you could construct from the given choices?

-Synbios (obvious first pick in this scenario)
-flannel boy (social recluse, depressed, would get distracted by j-law .gifs)
-demi (demi)
-Willco (funny to put on a team with demi)

Drew or blackmage are also worthy choices, as they're both crazy and/or armed. I would be a good choice too, because I'm an asshole with poor conditioning.

Easy

- Creepy Old Guy
- Groogrux
- Joe Molotov
- Me

See you in the shower room, boys

This was not "a list of people demi wants to have hog sex with" but that's still a team that is probably doomed, so yeah

demi · « **Reply #91 on:** March 11, 2013, 04:37:54 PM »

It fits both criteria and this is my list. You got to make your own. I'm gonna get bred by you lot before I die and I will damn well enjoy it.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #92 on:** March 11, 2013, 04:40:12 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on March 11, 2013, 04:34:44 PM

Great Rumbler: Every team needs a great strategist.

My Warcraft 2 sessions beginning at age 10 are paying off, I see!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #93 on:** March 11, 2013, 04:40:27 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on March 11, 2013, 03:52:57 PM

h.. how many points would i be worth?

0, but you get a +3 bonus to any saving throw that requires cuteness.

Beezy · « **Reply #94 on:** March 11, 2013, 04:47:17 PM »

So much real talk up in here.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #95 on:** March 11, 2013, 04:49:48 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on March 11, 2013, 04:27:34 PM

the fuck at picking me

Gets lonely in the trenches, pretty boy.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #96 on:** March 11, 2013, 04:56:32 PM »

:damn

Positive Touch · « **Reply #97 on:** March 11, 2013, 05:01:48 PM »

drew would lead yall to some hillbilly splinter group and then kill you and strip you for supplies

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #98 on:** March 11, 2013, 05:05:22 PM »

Worst team:

Andrex: I can just imagine him complaining about the gun controls not being intuitive enough

Beezy: I heard there's a lot of water in North Korea

BlackMage: Simply too loud, he'd get us all killed

Drew: I'd imagine for all his talking, he can't really shoot

Beezy · « **Reply #99 on:** March 11, 2013, 05:17:12 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 11, 2013, 05:05:22 PM

Worst team:

Beezy: I heard there's a lot of water in North Korea

BlackMage · « **Reply #100 on:** March 11, 2013, 05:18:20 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on March 11, 2013, 05:17:12 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 11, 2013, 05:05:22 PM
Worst team:

Beezy: I heard there's a lot of water in North Korea

Well I for one would be glad to have Beezy on my team!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #101 on:** March 11, 2013, 05:19:27 PM »

Quote from: The Business on March 11, 2013, 04:41:37 PM

Worst fireteam ever:

Bebpo - Whiny, soft, hopelessly naive
Himu - " ", generally confused about everything yet extremely opinionated
Methodis - unbearable
Drew - knows just enough about guns to get us all killed, most likely to shoot you in the back

Beezy · « **Reply #102 on:** March 11, 2013, 05:27:30 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on March 11, 2013, 05:18:20 PM

Well I for one would be glad to have Beezy on my team!

Momo · « **Reply #103 on:** March 11, 2013, 05:56:29 PM »

If everyone in the poll were to ride out together, Methodis would likely get everyone killed through some stupid magic. Even Boogie on a horse has no chance

king of the internet · « **Reply #104 on:** March 11, 2013, 06:15:09 PM »

I don't know who any of these people are.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #105 on:** March 11, 2013, 06:19:10 PM »

Quote from: Shark Johnson on March 11, 2013, 06:09:27 PM

We'd all just shoot Methodis right at the start.

I like the cut of your jib, sir

Momo · « **Reply #106 on:** March 11, 2013, 06:21:38 PM »

Quote from: Shark Johnson on March 11, 2013, 06:09:27 PM

We'd all just shoot Methodis right at the start.

Methodis grabs the closest metal object to shield himself, it happens to be an explosive and in our haste to kill him a stray bullet pierces the device and kills us all.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #107 on:** March 11, 2013, 06:56:50 PM »

HOF material

Quote from: The Business on March 11, 2013, 02:57:24 PM

This took some thinking. Finding good soldiers on a gaming forum is tough. Nintendo generation is generally fat, lazy, easily distracted, and generally not fit for duty.

Boogie on a horse
Boogie is the obvious choice. Weapons trained, fit, dedicated to his country, strict follower of rules. Would make an excellent team leader to my squad leader. I picked the horse option for reconnaissance/food. I was hesitant about picking a foreign national to fight America's enemies, but drastic times call for drastic measures.

Green Man and Brand New
I picked these two for the the same reasons. They are young, have an adequate level of fitness, and most importantly they are impressionable and eager to fit-in. This makes perfect privates. Boogie and I can definitely work with that. These guys are good blank slates to make fierce warriors out of. Brand New definitely gets the machine gun. I want him to suffer a little.

Cajole
I've got to have someone cool to hang out with, right? He can be team leader if we lose Boogie.

Someone like drew would be great eventually, but you'd have to break him first and ain't nobody got time for that. Kentuckybore would also be great eventually, but only after at least a couple months of physical conditioning. I want a good fire team in the least amount of time as possible. If we were fighting Arabs of course I would have picked Exodus and Shaka, but I don't think they speak Korean or Farsi.

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #108 on:** March 11, 2013, 07:16:55 PM »

Who was the guy that actually went to NK? Would have been good to have him on the team for intel purposes I guess.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #109 on:** March 11, 2013, 07:17:29 PM »

originalz I think

Edit: Yep, it's him: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=38845.msg1545197#msg1545197

chronovore · « **Reply #110 on:** March 11, 2013, 07:21:03 PM »

How can you discount AARP 'Bore?

Shit, I'm the only person here who saw Red Dawn IN THEATERS. The original! I KNOW HOW THIS SHIT WORKS! I KNOW HOW IT GOES DOWN!

...

WOLVERINES!!!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #111 on:** March 11, 2013, 07:21:54 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on March 11, 2013, 07:21:03 PM

How can you discount AARP 'Bore?

Shit, I'm the only person here who saw Red Dawn IN THEATERS. The original! I KNOW HOW THIS SHIT WORKS! I KNOW HOW IT GOES DOWN!

...

WOLVERINES!!!

Quick guys, run! Grandpa's gonna get his walker and come after us!

...I kid, I kid

chronovore · « **Reply #112 on:** March 11, 2013, 07:31:03 PM »

...Where's my cane?

etiolate · « **Reply #113 on:** March 11, 2013, 08:15:16 PM »

I think you left it back at the Carrow's.

chronovore · « **Reply #114 on:** March 11, 2013, 08:27:11 PM »

...Along with my "Seniors' Discount" card, I see.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #115 on:** March 11, 2013, 08:56:38 PM »

that image should be the bore's header for many months

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #116 on:** March 11, 2013, 09:00:29 PM »

i dont understand why you wouldnt choose me im a master of disguise and foolery id let the NKs believe we are nK

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #117 on:** March 11, 2013, 09:14:32 PM »

I wound up picking: Boogie on Horse, The Business, tehjaybo, and drew.

The worst squad to go with:

Cheebs - Would flap his hands at having to do any real work and would and try to go AWOL when he runs out of edamame
Himuro - Most likely to defect to the other side on a whim
Methodis - Guaranteed he would do something stupid enough to kill us all
demi - The harsh climates of Iran and rocky terrain of North Korea would not be suitable for a wheelchair

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #118 on:** March 11, 2013, 09:22:22 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on March 11, 2013, 09:00:29 PM

i dont understand why you wouldnt choose me im a master of disguise and foolery id let the NKs believe we are nK

Well you have (poorly) impersonated a black dude for years now

drew · « **Reply #119 on:** March 11, 2013, 10:23:51 PM »

voted for boogie (on foot, although a horse would be valuable it would split up the team and possibly draw more attention whilst innawoods), jaybo, da biz, and cajole

based on fitness mostly, tactics and training can always be instilled later on. the norks have no chance!

edit: forgot about mups, he would be tied with tehjaybo to go on my team

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