Author Topic: So when the draft starts, who do you want in your foxhole (Read 8462 times)

Groogrux · « **Reply #120 on:** March 11, 2013, 10:29:44 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 11, 2013, 04:28:15 PM

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 11, 2013, 04:02:33 PM
Here's a cruel thought... what's the WORST POSSIBLE team you could construct from the given choices?

Easy

- Creepy Old Guy
- Groogrux
- Joe Molotov
- Me

See you in the shower room, boys

I got picked for a team!

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #121 on:** March 11, 2013, 10:35:45 PM »

I forgot to pick a team, which boreans are the most redneck and trained in weaponry? Those are my choices.

Groogrux · « **Reply #122 on:** March 11, 2013, 10:38:35 PM »

You'd probably want Jaybo, T234, and Mups. Jaybo and Mups have decent knowledge of weapons and are from the south. T234 is from the south as well, and can wield a 3-foot dildo like no other.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #123 on:** March 11, 2013, 10:43:32 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on March 11, 2013, 09:14:32 PM

I wound up picking: Boogie on Horse, The Business, tehjaybo, and drew.

The worst squad to go with:

Cheebs - Would flap his hands at having to do any real work and would and try to go AWOL when he runs out of edamame

Oh shit.

Quote

Himuro - Most likely to defect to the other side on a whim

Beezy · « **Reply #124 on:** March 11, 2013, 11:10:54 PM »

Quote from: Groogrux on March 11, 2013, 10:38:35 PM

You'd probably want Jaybo, T234, and Mups. Jaybo and Mups have decent knowledge of weapons and are from the south. T234 is from the south as well, and can wield a 3-foot dildo like no other.

Yeti · « **Reply #125 on:** March 11, 2013, 11:47:19 PM »

My team isn't going to be on the front lines so there won't be need for powerhitters like Kentucky Bore. We're going to be more like a stealthy special ops team, where we slip in and perform surgical strikes on high value targets.

demi-has already overthrown one tyrant (willco). Kim Jong Un will be a piece of cake in comparison. Plus has access to all those cock pics.

TS Himuro- Could probably get the North Koreans to mistake him for Dennis Rodman pretty easily, giving us the element of surprise

manabyte- Surely his obsessive ability to get even the most minute of intel on various entertainment properties could translate over to gathering enemy intel. Plus he would spoiler for us how every mission will turn out.

Stoney Mason- Calm, cool-headed, and rational, he will be able to tell us the pros and cons of every course of action we consider, ultimately leaving the decision up to us as he will remain undecided.

drew · « **Reply #126 on:** March 12, 2013, 01:26:44 AM »

worst potential comrades? hm...

PD
Himuboo
Brandnew
Malek
T234
Blackmage
Joey Molotov
Drinky Crow

any way you slice it, horrible all around and for different reasons. 0/10 would not operate with.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #127 on:** March 12, 2013, 01:32:44 AM »

Why would I be bad?! I'm in shape, intelligent, and while I'd have to learn how to use guns I'm well versed in strategy as a StarCraft player.

drew · « **Reply #128 on:** March 12, 2013, 01:38:50 AM »

I don't get why you guys are so worried about betrayal, when faced with waves of third world azn's I'm pretty sure erybody would stick together.

as for you pd I don't really know, my opinion on you isn't strong and I guess I could take you off the list. although your rich cultural heritage would instantly grant you a -100 in tactics you're willingness to learn could make up for it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #129 on:** March 12, 2013, 01:44:34 AM »

Quote from: drew on March 12, 2013, 01:38:50 AM

I don't get why you guys are so worried about betrayal, when faced with waves of third world azn's I'm pretty sure erybody would stick together.

as for you pd I don't really know, my opinion on you isn't strong and I guess I could take you off the list. although your rich cultural heritage would instantly grant you a -100 in tactics you're willingness to learn could make up for it.

I can't tell if this is because I'm black or because I'm from Detroit
:jada

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #130 on:** March 12, 2013, 01:53:45 AM »

Depends on the situation. Let's say I had to give you a hand so you could climb up a wall, while NKicca were shooting at us. Sure I'd help.

But let's say we were near an extraction point, you were injured and I could carry to to the chopper or gtfo myself. Sorry breh you're out of luck

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #131 on:** March 12, 2013, 01:56:03 AM »

Atramental · « **Reply #132 on:** March 12, 2013, 02:22:37 AM »

I have some experience with a rifle but I'd go AWOL ASAP because war is FUBAR.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #133 on:** March 12, 2013, 02:33:53 AM »

Hate to sound predictable, but I picked people I want to screw; an American, a Puerto Rican, an Italian, and a Jew. That happens to be the exact ratio of every orgy I've ever been involved with.

Beezy · « **Reply #134 on:** March 12, 2013, 02:37:45 AM »

Wait a minute... where's the Bob option?!

chronovore · « **Reply #135 on:** March 12, 2013, 03:33:07 AM »

Clearly, Bob has already sided with the third-world azn invaderz.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #136 on:** March 12, 2013, 03:34:53 AM »

the best of the Bore vs third-world third graders....we never stood a chance

brawndolicious · « **Reply #137 on:** March 12, 2013, 12:11:50 PM »

I would choose T234, TS Himuro, and Bebpo. In a war like that, there'd be no way a soldier on foot would have to do anything. You'll just sit in a foxhole all day trying to pass the time. Those three seem like the most social/interesting so at least you wouldn't get bored.

And fuck you for not putting me on this list. Shaka and Wrath could blend into Iran as well as Mupepe or Diunx. Bebpo is probably the most Iranian-looking non Iranian.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #138 on:** March 12, 2013, 12:16:55 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on March 12, 2013, 12:11:50 PM

Bebpo is probably the most Iranian-looking non Iranian.

He also looks Israeli, so they might shoot him on sight.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #139 on:** March 12, 2013, 01:31:42 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on March 12, 2013, 12:16:55 PM

Quote from: am nintenho on March 12, 2013, 12:11:50 PM
Bebpo is probably the most Iranian-looking non Iranian.

He also looks Israeli, so they might shoot him on sight.

Ironically, Iranians are Aryans.

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