...but we didn't know it because of American propaganda? No one's ever been to North Korea, so it's not like we'd actually know. That one guy that went said it was really nice, but we all chided him, because of course they're only gonna show you the nice places when you go, but what if that's just what we're told to believe? What if all of North Korea is really nice, and they only have tour guides/guards to protect the tranquil splendor of Best Korea from the filthy poor gajins stealing all the silverware and raping the women with our giant american dicku? Maybe Kim Jong Un is all like "Hey Obama, let's be friends, bro and we'll give you our sweet North Korea technology!" and Obama's like "These CACs said they were gonna launch a nuke at us, for real guys, they crazy for real!"
Really makes you think, don't it?
