Author Topic: Saints Row 4 is HERE (Read 3238 times)

demi · « **on:** March 15, 2013, 09:17:21 AM »

http://www.gametrailers.com/videos/onchxe/saints-row-4-debut-teaser

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** March 15, 2013, 09:20:13 AM »

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/891784_530861326965046_675700081_o.jpg

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2 on:** March 15, 2013, 09:21:43 AM »

Superpowers, dongs, monster trucks, guitar rocket launchers, giant mascots

Vertigo · « **Reply #3 on:** March 15, 2013, 09:30:17 AM »

Looks absolutely dreadful.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4 on:** March 15, 2013, 09:31:28 AM »

That looks incredibly good, with lots of utter insanity and weapons that make no logical sense.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

The only thing I'm worried about is the development time, which feels really, really short. Hopefully it's just because they know what they're doing and not because they're cutting a bunch of corners.

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Beezy · « **Reply #5 on:** March 15, 2013, 09:48:25 AM »

YES YES YES

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #6 on:** March 15, 2013, 10:20:09 AM »

haha, this game is gonna be so short

maxy · « **Reply #7 on:** March 15, 2013, 10:45:38 AM »

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In the next open-world installment of Saints Row, Deep Silver Volition continues the story of the Third Street Saints by elevating their status to the highest level – the leaders of the free world. In Saints Row IV, the head honcho of the Saints has been elected to the Presidency of the United States. But the Saints are just getting started. Now the larger-than-life insanity of the Saints series gets a new twist with a catastrophic alien invasion, and the aliens have transported the Saints to a bizarro-Steelport simulation. Wield gargantuan superpowers and fight to free humanity from alien granddaddy Zinyak's mental grasp. Escape the simulation that's trapped the Saints crew, or die trying.

Saints Row IV lets players delve into an arsenal of alien weaponry and technology that will turn each Saint into an ultimate entity of destruction. Utilize out-of-this-world superpowers to fight all the way to the top. With intensified action and enhanced customization, players can use their newfound superpowers and leap over buildings, outrun the fastest sports cars, or send enemies flying with telekinesis in the greatest, most insane installment of Saints Row yet.

Save the world, Saints Style.

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** March 15, 2013, 10:49:27 AM »

This was originally the expansion "Enter the Dominatrix" before Rubin decided to "merge" it into Saints Row 4.

Kim Kardashians Butt · « **Reply #9 on:** March 15, 2013, 11:09:02 AM »

Kinzie and Shaundi are ALIVE.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #10 on:** March 15, 2013, 11:10:18 AM »

it's definitely scratching that "i want another crackdown" itch, but i'll see what they're trying to charge for it first

if they do it like dead island riptide and slap a $39 price tag on it, sold

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #11 on:** March 15, 2013, 11:11:19 AM »

I'm fearful this is gonna be a rushed half assed mess.

Kim Kardashians Butt · « **Reply #12 on:** March 15, 2013, 11:11:33 AM »

Quote from: demi on March 15, 2013, 10:49:27 AM

This was originally the expansion "Enter the Dominatrix" before Rubin decided to "merge" it into Saints Row 4.

This was just a teaser trailer. They've probably been working on the game since Saints Row The Third's release, so that gives them a solid two years of development to iron out 3's problems. It took two years to make Saints Row 2, I don't see why everyone thinks this game will be short or whatever. Obviously, like 2, this uses the same city as the game before it so they don't have to completely make a new city. I'm sure that saves them loads of time.

Kim Kardashians Butt · « **Reply #13 on:** March 15, 2013, 11:20:37 AM »

Sweet lord.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14 on:** March 15, 2013, 11:37:33 AM »

MY NEW WALLPAPER

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #15 on:** March 15, 2013, 11:42:00 AM »

This shit looks so stupid.

I love it.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #16 on:** March 15, 2013, 11:45:22 AM »

They definitely haven't sacrificed any of the crazy [and actually looked to have amped it up], which is certainly the first step in this production being the most amazing thing ever.

Kim Kardashians Butt · « **Reply #17 on:** March 15, 2013, 11:55:15 AM »

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #18 on:** March 15, 2013, 12:16:42 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #19 on:** March 15, 2013, 12:38:04 PM »

Day one.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #20 on:** March 15, 2013, 12:39:14 PM »

FUCKIN YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #21 on:** March 15, 2013, 12:46:39 PM »

that key art is amazing

and it was brought to us by Kim Kardashian's Butt

truly the most SAINTS ROW handle on The Bore

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #22 on:** March 15, 2013, 12:50:06 PM »

None of the women in that wallpaper look like Shaundi, which is good. The bad ending was way, way better.

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** March 15, 2013, 12:54:59 PM »

Saints Row 4 will make its worldwide debut with exclusive behind-closed-doors presentations, and any PAX East attendees that cosplay as a Saints Row character will be allowed to skip to the front of the line for the presentation.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #24 on:** March 15, 2013, 01:02:06 PM »

Himuro, we need you to go as Shaundi

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #25 on:** March 15, 2013, 02:27:48 PM »

Thor can get you a dildosaber.

maxy · « **Reply #26 on:** March 15, 2013, 02:54:48 PM »

Positive Touch · « **Reply #27 on:** March 15, 2013, 04:26:48 PM »

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #28 on:** March 15, 2013, 04:32:40 PM »

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The game is being developed for PC and "current-gen consoles." In a follow-up, we clarified that does not include Wii U.

benjipwns · « **Reply #29 on:** March 15, 2013, 05:27:07 PM »

Kim Kardashians Butt · « **Reply #30 on:** March 15, 2013, 05:45:46 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on March 15, 2013, 12:50:06 PM

None of the women in that wallpaper look like Shaundi, which is good. The bad ending was way, way better.

Shaundi AND Viola are in that art.

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 15, 2013, 01:02:06 PM

Himuro, we need you to go as Shaundi

Sure thang!

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #31 on:** March 15, 2013, 05:55:07 PM »

Quote from: Kim Kardashians Butt on March 15, 2013, 05:45:46 PM

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on March 15, 2013, 12:50:06 PM
None of the women in that wallpaper look like Shaundi, which is good. The bad ending was way, way better.

Shaundi AND Viola are in that art.

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 15, 2013, 01:02:06 PM
Himuro, we need you to go as Shaundi

Sure thang!

I must not remember what Shaundi looks like then. Well that's stupid. Shaundi's annoying as shit.

Kim Kardashians Butt · « **Reply #32 on:** March 15, 2013, 06:20:32 PM »

Shaundi is great in 2. She sucks in 3. Hopefully stoner Shaundi is back and not aggressive strawng female (Tm) shaundi isn't in 4.

bork · « **Reply #33 on:** March 15, 2013, 10:28:08 PM »

GOTY 2013

mjemirzian · « **Reply #34 on:** March 15, 2013, 10:48:55 PM »

I hope they add a purple dildo with "CliffyB" etched on it.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #35 on:** March 15, 2013, 11:54:00 PM »

BiffyC should be a villain.

Diunx · « **Reply #36 on:** March 16, 2013, 01:58:59 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on March 15, 2013, 04:32:40 PM

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The game is being developed for PC and "current-gen consoles." In a follow-up, we clarified that does not include Wii U.

benjipwns · « **Reply #37 on:** March 16, 2013, 03:23:12 AM »

I'll be negative since I've watched the trailer about twenty five times. It doesn't look like Steelport has gotten a Stilwater like upgrade.

That said.

THAT SAID.

In the shot where the dude is in the turret.

WASHINGTON MONUMENT IN THE BACKGROUND.

chronovore · « **Reply #38 on:** March 16, 2013, 04:19:00 AM »

Day one.

Day zero if possible.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #39 on:** March 16, 2013, 06:52:43 AM »

this is going to be incredible.

chronovore · « **Reply #40 on:** March 16, 2013, 09:33:30 AM »

I am renting extra dicks just to have enough boners available at launch for his THQ posthumous success story.

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