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Steam LOSER hall of shame
« on: March 18, 2013, 08:56:31 PM »
Admit it. What game has the most hours played on your steam list. Don't lie!

Skyrim for me, 198 hours :fbm

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Re: Steam LOSER hall of shame
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2013, 08:59:25 PM »
uh half life 2 with 45 hours because i played it twice. only just started buying steam games that werent valve-developed. if my skyrim was legit itd be at 250something hours, which is the longest ive ever spent on a single save file in a game ever, easily.
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« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2013, 09:01:06 PM »
Binding of Isaac, 165 hours.
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« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2013, 09:01:33 PM »


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« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2013, 09:02:50 PM »
 :holeup doubt ive ever even played a single game that much EVER
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Re: Steam LOSER hall of shame
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2013, 09:03:27 PM »
Skyrim - 101 hours [although my in-game save says it more like 120]
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Re: Steam LOSER hall of shame
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2013, 09:07:11 PM »
Ys Origin, 38 hours.
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Re: Steam LOSER hall of shame
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2013, 09:07:35 PM »
Isn't the steam timer always way the fuck off?

I have put over 2000 hrs on Oblivion non steam though, and that's probably really lowballing it :fbm

« Last Edit: March 18, 2013, 09:14:10 PM by D3RANG3D »

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Re: Steam LOSER hall of shame
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2013, 09:20:06 PM »
Dark souls 100 hours

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« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2013, 09:23:08 PM »
Tie between Skyrim and Borderlands 2 at 50 hours.  I can totally see myself eventually getting to 100 hours in both.  I need to have a Skryim marathon again soon, been far too long since I've put time into that game.

Of course, I've probably played D3 more than all of my Steam library combined, and D2 more than D3 + Steam.
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« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2013, 09:26:36 PM »
Vvvvvv, 12 minutes.

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Mines FTL at like 45 hours. Do most of my gamin on da xbawks
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« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2013, 09:28:29 PM »
Dungeon Defenders - 233 hours

Second place isn't even close, its audiosurf with ~40 hours
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Re: Steam LOSER hall of shame
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2013, 09:42:50 PM »
254 hours of bejeweled 3 bitches. you fools are all winners in this loser hall of shame, as far as I'm concerned.

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« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2013, 09:47:20 PM »
Skyrim is listed at around 90 hours but in actuality is off by 10+ hours.
Fallout New Vegas is at 80 and more accurate.

Neither is completed.  In the long term I see New Vegas going over 100 hours (something I've only done for Morrowind) with the DLC.

I like that it lets me reflect on my time wasted.  Already mentioned, steam game tracking is widely inaccurate*.  One of the few nice features about nintendo systems.

*Torchlight says 20 hours but I'm 100% certain I only played it for 10.  Saint's Row 3 was mid-30s, not high-20s.

1.3 hours of Dino D-Day for a steam sale achievement is the darkest mark on my playlist
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« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2013, 09:54:04 PM »
Amatuers


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« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2013, 10:08:25 PM »
About 250 hours of DOTA2

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« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2013, 11:11:40 PM »
Battlefield: Bad Company 2 - 134 hours
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« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2013, 12:15:50 AM »
cs source, gungame on crazy baller ass custom maps can be addicting

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« Reply #20 on: March 19, 2013, 12:28:53 AM »
Team Fortress 2
24.1 hrs on record

Torchlight
19.3 hrs on record

Left 4 Dead
6.9 hrs on record
 
GRID
5.5 hrs on record

Left 4 Dead 2
1.8 hrs on record

The Witcher: Enhanced Edition
1.5 hrs on record

Crysis
1.3 hrs on record

Not much of a gamer.  :cancry

Still, more hours than I put into going to class.

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« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2013, 01:13:15 AM »
Lead and Gold - Gangs of the Wild West - 333.9 hrs on record
Yeah, really liked that game for some reason. I've met most people on my friends list through it.

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion - 158.6 hrs on record
Looking back I didn't even like it that much.

Blacklight: Retribution - 150.4 hrs on record
F2P. Decent. Never put any money into it, earned everything I wanted. Feel kinda bad about it, but whatever.

Day of Defeat: Source - 141.1 hrs on record
Bolt action. <3

Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad - 139.3 hrs on record
Hardcore bolt action. <3

Team Fortress 2 - 123.5 hrs on record
Most boring game I've ever put that much time into. I probably just suck.

Neverwinter Nights 2: Platinum - 93.4 hrs on record
Counts Mask of the Betrayer as well, I think. Shouldn't have bothered with NVN2, in retrospect.

Far Cry 2 - 73.4 hrs on record
SP bolt action.

XCOM: Enemy Unknown - 64.7 hrs on record
Still haven't finished Classic Ironman. Should get back to that...

Borderlands 2 - 63.9 hrs on record
Same as Oblivion. I kinda like it, but when I'm looking back I don't know why. Sir Hammerlock's DLC is kinda shit so far, too.

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« Reply #22 on: March 19, 2013, 01:27:07 AM »
Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
109.4 hrs on record
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PlanetSide 2
14.0 hrs on record
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Team Fortress 2
5.1 hrs on record
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Broken Sword: Shadow of the Templars - Director's Cut
4.5 hrs on record
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Star Conflict
4.3 hrs on record
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Dead Island
2.4 hrs on record
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Portal 2
2.1 hrs on record
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Left 4 Dead 2
1.6 hrs on record
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Blacklight: Retribution
1.6 hrs on record
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Dota 2
1.4 hrs on record

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Re: Steam LOSER hall of shame
« Reply #23 on: March 19, 2013, 02:33:42 AM »

  • Costume Quest    158.8
  • Mount & Blade: Warband    90.9
  • The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim    77.9
  • The Last Remnant    73.7
  • Magic: The Gathering - Duels of the Planeswalkers    71.6
  • Sid Meier's Civilization V    59.5
  • Magic: The Gathering - Duels of the Planeswalkers 2013    58.2
  • Dragon Age: Origins    56.2
  • Magic: The Gathering — Duels of the Planeswalkers 2012    48.3
  • X-COM: Terror from the Deep    39.0

http://www.lambentstew.com/webblog/miniproject/steamanalysis/steam_time/

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Re: Steam LOSER hall of shame
« Reply #24 on: March 19, 2013, 02:44:35 AM »
Costume Quest!? That game is maybe five hours long, how in the hell did you put in almost 160 hours?

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« Reply #25 on: March 19, 2013, 02:59:44 AM »
70 hours in cod.

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« Reply #26 on: March 19, 2013, 03:01:48 AM »
Costume Quest!? That game is maybe five hours long, how in the hell did you put in almost 160 hours?
I didn't. Steam's way of measuring time is a bit broken.

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Re: Steam LOSER hall of shame
« Reply #27 on: March 19, 2013, 03:03:00 AM »
Honestly, all you beautiful ladies are winners in my eyes. This thread should be about the people with MOST games and LEAST hours logged. And *I* should the be crowned queen.
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« Reply #28 on: March 19, 2013, 03:18:16 AM »
I'm doing pretty well there too.



Games Owned:   212
Games Played:   158
Games Never Played:   54
Percentage Played:   74.53 %
Total Hours:   1690.30

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« Reply #29 on: March 19, 2013, 03:37:16 AM »
I didn't. Steam's way of measuring time is a bit broken.
"A bit", ha.

Games Owned: 230
Games Played:   182
Games Never Played: 48
Percentage Played: 79.13 %

Pretty good. The backlog still puts me off of buying new stuff (kinda sort not really but I feel guilty).

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« Reply #30 on: March 19, 2013, 04:23:07 AM »
TF2 109 hours


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« Reply #31 on: March 19, 2013, 04:34:27 AM »
Honestly, all you beautiful ladies are winners in my eyes. This thread should be about the people with MOST games and LEAST hours logged. And *I* should the be crowned queen.

Challenge accepted.

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« Reply #32 on: March 19, 2013, 06:14:20 AM »
80 hours on Avernum: Escape from the Pit

23 on Fallout 3

21 on Batman Arham Asylum

17 Legends Of Grimrock

12 Original Deus Ex

Sucks that there are no stats for my non steam applications, probably amassed 30 hours in the last weeks on the first Witcher.
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« Reply #33 on: March 19, 2013, 09:11:21 AM »
http://www.lambentstew.com/webblog/miniproject/steamanalysis/steam_time/eelobrian



I probably put more hours into Fallout 3 than any of this (close to 200, by my estimation), but I didn't buy the Steam version until the GOTY edition was on sale for $10. Same for Oblivion. I also put about 50 hours into the 360 version of Skyrim before I ever bought the PC version (fuck you, lockpicking mini game). Terraria sat in my taskbar paused and minimized for a lot of those hours.



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Re: Steam LOSER hall of shame
« Reply #34 on: March 19, 2013, 10:06:22 AM »
Civ 5 w/ 650 hours.
Civ 4 w/ 450 hours, but this doesn't account the 400+ I spent in the release of Beyond the Sword.
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« Reply #35 on: March 19, 2013, 10:14:42 AM »


XCOM 79 hours
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« Reply #36 on: March 19, 2013, 11:04:46 AM »
These stats are a bit off cause steam doesnt count games I played offline like Fallout 3 etc and at least half the hours in Skyrim too. Loads of other stats missing too Half Life 2 etc.

« Last Edit: March 19, 2013, 11:06:56 AM by Premium Lager »

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« Reply #38 on: March 19, 2013, 02:00:12 PM »
Honestly, all you beautiful ladies are winners in my eyes. This thread should be about the people with MOST games and LEAST hours logged. And *I* should the be crowned queen.



1.5 hours per game.
Haven't touched 80% of my games.

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« Reply #39 on: March 19, 2013, 02:48:10 PM »


:fbm

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« Reply #40 on: March 19, 2013, 02:51:37 PM »
Hehe brobzoid we have same amount of games and time, but i played twice as much of my library.

I do boot new games often to see them them run so I think we could have same stats really.

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« Reply #41 on: March 19, 2013, 02:55:12 PM »
Is that 438 hours of PopCap games?

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« Reply #42 on: March 19, 2013, 02:56:59 PM »
u wanna fight about it :maf



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« Reply #43 on: March 19, 2013, 03:01:51 PM »
Thankfully my copy of Bejeweled 2 doesn't track time.

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« Reply #44 on: March 19, 2013, 03:31:44 PM »
Where is MAF and his 99% of games never played?
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« Reply #45 on: March 19, 2013, 04:12:32 PM »
Username:   The Etoilet
Games Owned:   75
Games Played:   70
Games Never Played:   5
Percentage Played:   93.33 %
Total Hours:   526.40

Team Fortress 2   109.4
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim   99.5
Left 4 Dead 2   88.6
Portal 2   21.2
Metro 2033   17.7

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Re: Steam LOSER hall of shame
« Reply #46 on: March 20, 2013, 02:06:39 AM »
Civ 5 w/ 650 hours.
Civ 4 w/ 450 hours, but this doesn't account the 400+ I spent in the release of Beyond the Sword.

I wonder if you have updated your first impression of Civ5.
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« Reply #47 on: March 20, 2013, 12:16:06 PM »
Civ 5 w/ 650 hours.
Civ 4 w/ 450 hours, but this doesn't account the 400+ I spent in the release of Beyond the Sword.

I wonder if you have updated your first impression of Civ5.

Gods and Kings REALLY helped this game in a lot of ways that reviewers can't really get into in the limited space they have to work with. I had a hard time going over 100 hours before, and the remainder was all post G&K from last year, with almost all of that being on Immortal/Deity, where the gameplay changes really made a huge impact.

(I prefer to play on Immortal+ modded difficultly because I can actually play the faction out to its strengths. Deity in the game as shipped requires some serious railroading and games play out the same way too much).
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« Reply #48 on: March 20, 2013, 08:03:12 PM »
stalker cop: 436 hours.  that doesn't seem right.  i've played the fuck out of this game though
borderlands 2: 202 hours
just cause 2: 102 hours
borderlands: 98 hours
Ass Creed 2: 94 hours (also seems high)
fallout nv: 84 hours
oblivion: 83 hours
dragon age 72
saint's row 45
drakensang river of time 42 hours (i've played through this like 3 times. i don't know why)
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« Reply #49 on: March 20, 2013, 09:00:51 PM »
http://www.lambentstew.com/webblog/miniproject/steamanalysis/steam_time/eelobrian

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I probably put more hours into Fallout 3 than any of this (close to 200, by my estimation), but I didn't buy the Steam version until the GOTY edition was on sale for $10. Same for Oblivion. I also put about 50 hours into the 360 version of Skyrim before I ever bought the PC version (fuck you, lockpicking mini game). Terraria sat in my taskbar paused and minimized for a lot of those hours.

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don't go doing crazy math like geee what if i had just bought Borderlands, Terraria, F:NV and Oblivion on sale and left the other 356 on the shelf
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« Reply #50 on: March 20, 2013, 09:59:40 PM »
oh, i fully intend to at least sample most of those games at some point (except for the crap that just came with a bundle)

some point

someday

if i still have the motor skills

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« Reply #51 on: March 20, 2013, 10:02:59 PM »
oh, i fully intend to at least sample most of those games at some point (except for the crap that just came with a bundle)

some point

someday

if i still have the motor skills

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« Reply #52 on: March 20, 2013, 11:23:59 PM »
oh, i fully intend to at least sample most of those games at some point (except for the crap that just came with a bundle)

some point

someday

if i still have the motor skills

 :'(

Hey, man, don't worry about it too much, you'll be able to retire in a couple years so you'll have plenty of time to catch up on all those games.
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« Reply #53 on: March 21, 2013, 09:06:59 PM »
oh, i fully intend to at least sample most of those games at some point (except for the crap that just came with a bundle)

some point

someday

if i still have the motor skills

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Don't worry, the motor skills will deteriorate before you know it!
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« Reply #54 on: March 21, 2013, 09:25:50 PM »
i will say that i am having a hell of a fun time exploring this big-ass library of games i have built up with my kid, now that she is old enough to play 'real' games. The years of gaming she took away from me are being restored now it seems - i have a brief window before she gets sick of playing with lame-o Dad and his lousy motor skills and ragequits
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« Reply #55 on: March 21, 2013, 09:33:12 PM »
Sims 3 100+ hours.
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« Reply #56 on: March 23, 2013, 01:58:22 PM »
Uh, this has a Steam overlay so it kind of counts?

Main class is 55, almost to 52 with RA. :-[
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« Reply #57 on: March 23, 2013, 02:47:49 PM »
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« Reply #58 on: March 23, 2013, 02:55:34 PM »
PSO isn't even out in YUROP ffs

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« Reply #59 on: March 23, 2013, 03:43:37 PM »
PSO isn't even out in YUROP ffs

It ain't out in Amerika either.
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