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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #120 on: March 20, 2013, 10:02:52 PM »
Lemurs. She got a new account on GAF, or had one; dunno if she's been banned. Seems like she turned out to be a decent person lol
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #121 on: March 20, 2013, 10:12:21 PM »
I wished I'd been around when Lemurs was crazy. I've seen some of her old posts and she seemed totally off her rocker. The craziness must still be there, lying dormant.

Lan

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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #122 on: March 20, 2013, 10:15:13 PM »
There are no girls to simp here. They're either in a relationship or too intelligent to oblige any of us

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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #123 on: March 20, 2013, 10:16:47 PM »
I wished I'd been around when Lemurs was crazy. I've seen some of her old posts and she seemed totally off her rocker. The craziness must still be there, lying dormant.

She was a teenager and by default, teenagers are dumb.  So I don't hold it against her that she was 14 for a few years and 16 for a few years if she turned out to be a functioning adult.
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #124 on: March 20, 2013, 10:18:10 PM »
Don't mind me but...

Can I just say that its majorly disturbing how yall have a bio of every girl within neogaf and thebore.


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« Reply #125 on: March 20, 2013, 10:23:26 PM »
Don't give girls on the internet your attention.

They'll just break your heart when you put too much into it because they seem really interested. You'll say shit that means everything to you but really nothing to them and find out that hey, it was really nice of you to share so much of who you are and be more open with me  than anyone else but I've kinda got this other thing going on with someone, so yeah. 

Then you get made out to be the problem because you say you need time to figure out where to go from here because your feelings have to be put into check if we're just going to be friends.

But that's just what I heard happens.

this seems oddly direct
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #126 on: March 20, 2013, 10:25:26 PM »
Don't mind me but...

Can I just say that its majorly disturbing how yall have a bio of every girl within neogaf and thebore.

Bro, you should see my spreadsheets!
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Lan

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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #127 on: March 20, 2013, 10:30:37 PM »
Don't give girls on the internet your attention.

They'll just break your heart when you put too much into it because they seem really interested. You'll say shit that means everything to you but really nothing to them and find out that hey, it was really nice of you to share so much of who you are and be more open with me  than anyone else but I've kinda got this other thing going on with someone, so yeah. 

Then you get made out to be the problem because you say you need time to figure out where to go from here because your feelings have to be put into check if we're just going to be friends.

But that's just what I heard happens.

Here is my nice nugget of the day.

Think of it like this...

The person (who lead on this mysterious person) was needy for attention by someone with a kind and honest personality. They sucked up that attention until the dude that ignored them and called them a bitch for years finally gave them the time of day. Most likey they are still unhappy because they are being treated like folder by this dude.


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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #128 on: March 20, 2013, 10:34:29 PM »
Guys what happened to elektrikluv?  :heartbeat

She's getting a law degree from OXford in a couple of months.

:suicide

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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #129 on: March 20, 2013, 10:40:25 PM »
I still don't really believe this girls on the internet shit. No girl I know posts on forums (although they probably wouldn't admit it if they did). Who was that "girl" on GAF where there was big drama when she turned out to be a he? Like ages ago.

Serafitia?

Yeah that was it.

I believe that poster is still around as Verboten.
hahahaha Sera was a guy all along? That is fucking hilarious. I remember a dude with the username Bjork was all super friendly with 'her' back on the 'games are fun' forums but insisted it wasn't a sexay type thing going on. Guess he had some sort of instinct about what the real deal was? They were like really good friends anyway.
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #130 on: March 20, 2013, 10:46:10 PM »
Guys what happened to elektrikluv?  :heartbeat

She's getting a law degree from OXford in a couple of months.

:suicide

And here I am, drunk, unemployed, alone and watching Hard Target. :'(
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #131 on: March 20, 2013, 10:47:31 PM »
Guys what happened to elektrikluv?  :heartbeat

She's getting a law degree from OXford in a couple of months.

:suicide

And here I am, drunk, unemployed, alone and watching Hard Target. :'(

well she's probably three of those things right now? ok only two.
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #132 on: March 20, 2013, 10:48:56 PM »
I still don't really believe this girls on the internet shit. No girl I know posts on forums (although they probably wouldn't admit it if they did). Who was that "girl" on GAF where there was big drama when she turned out to be a he? Like ages ago.

Serafitia?

Yeah that was it.

I believe that poster is still around as Verboten.
hahahaha Sera was a guy all along? That is fucking hilarious. I remember a dude with the username Bjork was all super friendly with 'her' back on the 'games are fun' forums but insisted it wasn't a sexay type thing going on. Guess he had some fort of instinct about what the real deal was? They were like really good friends anyway.

bjork and Verboten were really into #ga for a while.  Serafitia not being who she claimed she was was one of the worst kept secrets but it did generate some lulz ("Girl let me touch you").  I see Verboten now is low key, which is probably the way to go if you're a troll who got away with it since I'm not sure being a part of the #ga circle jerk gets you anywhere these days.
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #133 on: March 20, 2013, 10:51:25 PM »
Guys what happened to elektrikluv?  :heartbeat

She's getting a law degree from OXford in a couple of months.

:suicide

And here I am, drunk, unemployed, alone and watching Hard Target. :'(

well she's probably three of those things right now? ok only two.

Maybe she's also downloading a sonic the hedgehog cart racer on steam?

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #134 on: March 20, 2013, 11:13:10 PM »
Guys what happened to elektrikluv?  :heartbeat

She's getting a law degree from OXford in a couple of months.

:suicide

And having way too much fun while doing so.

:suicide
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #135 on: March 20, 2013, 11:13:21 PM »
Don't give girls on the internet your attention.

They'll just break your heart when you put too much into it because they seem really interested. You'll say shit that means everything to you but really nothing to them and find out that hey, it was really nice of you to share so much of who you are and be more open with me  than anyone else but I've kinda got this other thing going on with someone, so yeah. 

Then you get made out to be the problem because you say you need time to figure out where to go from here because your feelings have to be put into check if we're just going to be friends.

But that's just what I heard happens.

Here is my nice nugget of the day.

Think of it like this...

The person (who lead on this mysterious person) was needy for attention by someone with a kind and honest personality. They sucked up that attention until the dude that ignored them and called them a bitch for years finally gave them the time of day. Most likey they are still unhappy because they are being treated like folder by this dude.

This x100. Don't get too down over what happened Shark, she was waiting to be  :superman by her ex even though she knows he's an asshole.
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #136 on: March 20, 2013, 11:16:30 PM »
Wtf is this abomination of a thread?

Don't be lumping me in with these so-called "girls" now, yahear. I have bigger balls than every single one of you.
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #137 on: March 20, 2013, 11:22:07 PM »
Truf.

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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #138 on: March 20, 2013, 11:26:15 PM »
Wtf is this abomination of a thread?

Don't be lumping me in with these so-called "girls" now, yahear. I have bigger balls than every single one of you.

Don't worry, we aren't :P

(at least I'm not)
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #139 on: March 20, 2013, 11:38:55 PM »
Wtf is this abomination of a thread?

Don't be lumping me in with these so-called "girls" now, yahear. I have bigger balls than every single one of you.

Don't worry, we aren't :P

(at least I'm not)

Thx boo :heart

Wtf is this abomination of a thread?

Don't be lumping me in with these so-called "girls" now, yahear. I have bigger balls than every single one of you.

Why won't you respond to all my beautiful PMs lennedsay!!  :damn

Too busy masturbating  :-*

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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #140 on: March 20, 2013, 11:46:33 PM »
Wtf is this abomination of a thread?

Don't be lumping me in with these so-called "girls" now, yahear. I have bigger balls than every single one of you.

No, never you  :-*

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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #141 on: March 20, 2013, 11:58:42 PM »
Don't mind me but...

Can I just say that its majorly disturbing how yall have a bio of every girl within neogaf and thebore.
who are you

Wtf is this abomination of a thread?

Don't be lumping me in with these so-called "girls" now, yahear. I have bigger balls than every single one of you.
Sup gurl. Lemme simp on u
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #142 on: March 21, 2013, 12:05:38 AM »
 :lol

Sidescroller knowledge not necessary. I think I've simped hard enough online and in real life for one lifetime. It should be out of my system. Hopefully.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #143 on: March 21, 2013, 12:08:45 AM »
beezy be simpin them Jamaican chicks all day erry day on black twitter
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #144 on: March 21, 2013, 12:09:12 AM »
do men simp men online, or is this an exclusively male -> female phenomena? homobore please provide insights.
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #145 on: March 21, 2013, 12:16:01 AM »
beezy be simpin them Jamaican chicks all day erry day on black twitter
Twitter is too open and way too brutal for me to make myself a victim of public simping. :lol

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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #146 on: March 21, 2013, 12:20:53 AM »
On facebook, sure. Never on twitter.

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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #147 on: March 21, 2013, 12:27:17 AM »
ever flirt with a girl on the internet and get a response like this?  Well, you're obviously not from Switzerland. 
« Last Edit: March 21, 2013, 12:33:12 AM by Barry Egan »

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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #148 on: March 21, 2013, 12:28:03 AM »
Nope, I mean public public. You know that shit where you noticed your friends shaking their head at you.
Yeah, of course.

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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #149 on: March 21, 2013, 12:33:57 AM »
Don't give girls on the internet your attention.

They'll just break your heart when you put too much into it because they seem really interested. You'll say shit that means everything to you but really nothing to them and find out that hey, it was really nice of you to share so much of who you are and be more open with me  than anyone else but I've kinda got this other thing going on with someone, so yeah. 

Then you get made out to be the problem because you say you need time to figure out where to go from here because your feelings have to be put into check if we're just going to be friends.

But that's just what I heard happens.

Here is my nice nugget of the day.

Think of it like this...

The person (who lead on this mysterious person) was needy for attention by someone with a kind and honest personality. They sucked up that attention until the dude that ignored them and called them a bitch for years finally gave them the time of day. Most likey they are still unhappy because they are being treated like folder by this dude.

This x100. Don't get too down over what happened Shark, she was waiting to be  :superman by her ex even though she knows he's an asshole.

I don't know all about what her relationship is like with dude. I don't even if she's talking about her longtime friend that she used to date and still loves or this dude she was seeing that she stopped seeing shortly after I started talking to her because he has a bunch of female friends and that made her insecure and paranoid and whatever....

 You know, stepping back and looking at everything, this sounds really fucked up and I feel like a clown. Fucked up thing is, if she hit me up and was like "You wanna be friends?" I would probably say yes in a split-second. I can't do any better than being honest and when I told her I was kinda crushed that she had something going on with someone else and I needed to collect myself and dial back my feelings and expectations. If she doesn't get that, there's nothing I can really say or do at this point.

Bless the girl that goes to her school who tried to give me some warning (came too late!) and has been trying really hard to make me feel better and not feel like less of a person for being honest and putting my feelings out there. And all I ever did for her was offer advice on a subject I knew a bit about. I'm pretty taken aback that shes being so nice to me since I don't really know her and she doesn't know me.

I realized I'm no better than the dudes from GAF and other forums that simp for female members yet I've mocked them to the fullest extent. I feel like I own them an apology.

 :-\  Sorry to hear. People are fucked up. Emotions aren't something to easily erase.

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Girls on the internet
« Reply #150 on: March 21, 2013, 12:35:16 AM »
Dating on a message board seems like a sure fire way to meet a winner
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #151 on: March 21, 2013, 12:38:45 AM »
Dating on a message board seems like a sure fire way to meet a winner

Basically I assume dating online as a whole is crap. I'm better off networking in a tight skirt.

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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #152 on: March 21, 2013, 01:46:15 AM »
ever flirt with a girl on the internet and get a response like this?  Well, you're obviously not from Switzerland.

Jesus, that's how it started? Well played, both of them.

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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #153 on: March 21, 2013, 02:16:14 AM »
ever flirt with a girl on the internet and get a response like this?  Well, you're obviously not from Switzerland.

:sadbron beautiful
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #154 on: March 21, 2013, 02:33:51 AM »
Guys what happened to elektrikluv?  :heartbeat

She's getting a law degree from OXford in a couple of months.

:suicide

And here I am, drunk, unemployed, alone and watching Hard Target. :'(

Bob my man :bow

Hard Target fucking RULES. One of the finest action movies ever made.
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #155 on: March 21, 2013, 02:35:21 AM »
ever flirt with a girl on the internet and get a response like this?  Well, you're obviously not from Switzerland.

:sadbron beautiful

:sadcam
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #156 on: March 21, 2013, 02:56:41 AM »
We should have chosen Demi :rejoice
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #157 on: March 21, 2013, 03:06:32 AM »
Guys what happened to elektrikluv?  :heartbeat

She's getting a law degree from OXford in a couple of months.

:suicide

And here I am, drunk, unemployed, alone and watching Hard Target. :'(

Bob my man :bow

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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #158 on: March 21, 2013, 03:47:00 AM »
So then she moved to Switzerland, married him, and learned German? The fuck? Maybe this world isn't such a cold dark place.
I know of several relationships that started on forums. It's not that rare. Most are long distance though.

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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #159 on: March 21, 2013, 07:12:58 AM »
ever flirt with a girl on the internet and get a response like this?  Well, you're obviously not from Switzerland.

Jesus, that's how it started? Well played, both of them.

good god, had no idea :bow
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #160 on: March 21, 2013, 07:17:32 AM »
So then she moved to Switzerland, married him, and learned German? The fuck? Maybe this world isn't such a cold dark place.
I know of several relationships that started on forums. It's not that rare. Most are long distance though.

Gotta make up a good story about how you met for the kids so they don't think you're total losers though.

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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #161 on: March 21, 2013, 07:44:54 AM »
Guys what happened to elektrikluv?  :heartbeat

She's getting a law degree from OXford in a couple of months.

:suicide

And having way too much fun while doing so.

:suicide

Good for her.  I like it when people are doin thangz instead of wallowing in self pity
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« Reply #162 on: March 21, 2013, 11:46:42 AM »
dont feel bad green man, i've been chasing a girl I used tow ork with for a year now, itried my best to ignore her but she constantly just starts conversations with me flirting with me but whenever I ask to hang out even as friends its just like "sure that'd be nice :)" and then it never happens.  ???

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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #163 on: March 21, 2013, 03:56:29 PM »
Guys what happened to elektrikluv?  :heartbeat

She's getting a law degree from OXford in a couple of months.

:suicide

And here I am, drunk, unemployed, alone and watching Hard Target. :'(

Bob my man :bow

Hard Target fucking RULES. One of the finest action movies ever made.
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #164 on: March 21, 2013, 04:51:25 PM »
Is Shark Johnson AWSOME-OS alt account or something?

They share suspicion on equal part.
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #165 on: March 21, 2013, 04:57:13 PM »
I honestly never got the impression she was interested beyond friend-status. Most of the chats were basically

her: I'm so ugly
you: no actually you're amazing and etc etc etc
her: ha i guess. i wish i wasn't so depressed
you: but why would you be depressed, you're awesome
etc
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #166 on: March 21, 2013, 05:01:27 PM »
She wants someone to talk to but has options.
You don't, you focus in on her.
She just wants to flirt.
Some girl is flirting with you!
She was never that attached.
You're in love.

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« Reply #167 on: March 21, 2013, 05:02:05 PM »
no one ever got anythign except the friend zone from telling a girl she's perfect / awesome jesus christ green man what were you thinking atleast say like "Don't be like that, you could always improve"

she was playing you for a fiddle
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #168 on: March 21, 2013, 05:06:58 PM »
I didn't see that one; iirc Wrath had the same impression that I did, of the chat log
The texts were more than that, I thought. Saying explicitly that you to date someone sends an odd message.
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« Reply #169 on: March 21, 2013, 05:08:35 PM »
you dont deserve what happened you just made a mistake. fuk her for being your typical women and trying to play you.
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #170 on: March 21, 2013, 05:14:33 PM »
i dont get the deal with girls on the internet


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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #171 on: March 21, 2013, 05:35:46 PM »
No shame bro everyone messes up. If anything you should be glad  you dodged a bullet...she doesn't seem cool at all.
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #172 on: March 21, 2013, 05:42:20 PM »
Yeah, I only showed you guys some of the tumblr messages. The texts went deeper than that.

but whatever, I fucked up. I know. I'll take my public shaming and hurt feelings like an adult. A stupid adult but all the same.

Don't feel bad. Wasn't meant to be. You learned something no?

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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #173 on: March 21, 2013, 06:04:18 PM »
I'm so mother fucking lost. Who the fuck is Shark Johnson and who the fuck is he talking about? I feel like I should know but I'm so FUCKING CONFUSED IM GONNA STAB SOMETHING
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #174 on: March 21, 2013, 06:07:27 PM »
Just pretend she had AIDS and be like, shit, I could have had AIDS.
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #175 on: March 21, 2013, 06:07:38 PM »
You mother fuckers better inform me soon before I end up in jail.  STOP CHANGING YOUR GODDAMN NAMES I CAN'T KEEP UP
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #176 on: March 21, 2013, 06:11:42 PM »
Shark is Green Man, Black Mage is Malek, Steve is Wilco
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #177 on: March 21, 2013, 06:13:13 PM »
calm down blackmage ur too pretty to go to jail :-*

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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #178 on: March 21, 2013, 06:33:18 PM »
Shark is Green Man, Black Mage is Malek, Steve is Wilco

Creepy Old Guy is Saint Cornelius
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Re: Girls on the internet
« Reply #179 on: March 21, 2013, 06:36:53 PM »
Van Cruncheon is Jackfrost2012
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