Author Topic: Girls on the internet (Read 10990 times)

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #180 on:** March 21, 2013, 06:41:16 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 21, 2013, 06:33:18 PM

Creepy Old Guy is Saint Cornelius

St Corn, tell them kids how to do it

they got no game

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #181 on:** March 21, 2013, 06:41:28 PM »

Howard Alan Treesong is Drinky Crow

MrAngryFace is still MrAngryFace

BlackMage · « **Reply #182 on:** March 21, 2013, 06:42:42 PM »

See that's why I like MAF. He doesn't bullshit around!

He's a good man!

Steve Contra · « **Reply #183 on:** March 21, 2013, 06:50:02 PM »

MAF changed his name a million times in the MEME MACHINE WARS of 08 or whenever the fuck it was.

chronovore · « **Reply #184 on:** March 21, 2013, 06:56:13 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on March 21, 2013, 11:46:42 AM

dont feel bad green man, i've been chasing a girl I used tow ork with for a year now, itried my best to ignore her but she constantly just starts conversations with me flirting with me but whenever I ask to hang out even as friends its just like "sure that'd be nice " and then it never happens.

So, you say "let's hang out," she says, "that'd be nice," and then you say... "How about lunch on Saturday" or something along those lines...?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #185 on:** March 21, 2013, 06:58:54 PM »

BlackMage is Makaveli

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #186 on:** March 21, 2013, 07:05:45 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on March 21, 2013, 06:56:13 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on March 21, 2013, 11:46:42 AM
dont feel bad green man, i've been chasing a girl I used tow ork with for a year now, itried my best to ignore her but she constantly just starts conversations with me flirting with me but whenever I ask to hang out even as friends its just like "sure that'd be nice " and then it never happens.

So, you say "let's hang out," she says, "that'd be nice," and then you say... "How about lunch on Saturday" or something along those lines...?

i have several times but she cancels. i don't know what her deal is, she has some problems with men tho emotionally so I'm not too worried about it / pushy about it

Barry Egan · « **Reply #187 on:** March 21, 2013, 07:08:03 PM »

I am Gumby aka John Cochran (always have been).

Trent Dole · « **Reply #188 on:** March 21, 2013, 07:08:33 PM »

Quote from: totally not a creep on March 21, 2013, 05:14:33 PM

i dont get the deal with girls on the internet

Some of them are attention whores that aren't pretty enough to get attention irl so they just derp around on this here series of tubes instead basically.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #189 on:** March 21, 2013, 07:19:42 PM »

I definitely agree she used that as an excuse.

The important thing now is that when she contacts you in 3 months after she breaks up with her ex again...please please don't give her the time of day.

BlackMage · « **Reply #190 on:** March 21, 2013, 07:38:22 PM »

who is this mean bitch?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #191 on:** March 21, 2013, 11:28:47 PM »

this is the only way to learn. just dont let your spiteful feelings turn you into a PUA douche.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #192 on:** March 21, 2013, 11:34:57 PM »

Don't feel bad Shark, I just got friendzoned hard after totally misreading signals this past weekend. It sucks because we'd been friends forever and shit, but I'm also not going to continue to be an emotional tampon and a shoulder to cry on for her about troubles with the idiot men she DOES choose to date/be in a relationship with. I'll be friendly but not a friend anymore.

/rant

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #193 on:** March 21, 2013, 11:43:36 PM »

YES

NO

MAYBE

YES

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #194 on:** March 21, 2013, 11:59:03 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 21, 2013, 11:34:57 PM

Don't feel bad Shark, I just got friendzoned hard after totally misreading signals this past weekend. It sucks because we'd been friends forever and shit, but I'm also not going to continue to be an emotional tampon and a shoulder to cry on for her about troubles with the idiot men she DOES choose to date/be in a relationship with. I'll be friendly but not a friend anymore.

/rant

:'(

Dunno breh. I think I'd rather take the shot and miss than not take it and forever think about what could have happened. That shit just feels...bad.

But I definitely agree about being friendly not "cry on my shoulder and tell me how nice I am" status. I've avoided that shit rather well.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #195 on:** March 22, 2013, 12:19:30 AM »

Meh, it probably would have been for the best if I hadn't said anything but whatever. What's done is done.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #196 on:** March 22, 2013, 01:23:44 AM »

stick around for the regret sex when she breaks up again

Himu · « **Reply #197 on:** March 22, 2013, 01:36:30 AM »

Dammit Lan.

You told them my bust size! What is wrong with you girl!

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #198 on:** March 22, 2013, 12:39:33 PM »

next time a girl wants any advice about other men then me I just whip out this line:

'Hey, I don't know if I can give you impartial advice on guy shit. I think I might have some feelings for you and there's a good chance I'll give you bad advice because I'm a little jealous. What do you think of that?'

that shuts them up

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #199 on:** March 22, 2013, 12:40:44 PM »

The day I take any advice from you is the day I want everyone here to please publicly murder me in the street

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #200 on:** March 22, 2013, 12:44:58 PM »

i'm not the one who got friend zoned owned

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #201 on:** March 22, 2013, 01:38:32 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on March 22, 2013, 12:44:58 PM

i'm not the one who got friend zoned owned

Didn't you just chicken out with a girl two days ago?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #202 on:** March 22, 2013, 01:41:44 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 22, 2013, 01:38:32 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on March 22, 2013, 12:44:58 PM
i'm not the one who got friend zoned owned
Didn't you just chicken out with a girl two days ago?

At least I bothered to tell her I had feels, even if it was doomed from the get go

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #203 on:** March 22, 2013, 05:24:41 PM »

i was only kidding with the lad

seriously just take my advice dont let her tell you how good some other dudes dick feels lad

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Author Topic: Girls on the internet (Read 10990 times)