Author Topic: First world problems (Read 2518 times)

Powerslave · « **on:** March 22, 2013, 06:43:11 AM »

my PSV's battery ran out of power so I plugged it in to charge it. Several moments later I took it to the shitter for some quality time and turns out I didn't plug the cord in correctly

brob · « **Reply #1 on:** March 22, 2013, 06:45:23 AM »

I have to go buy a clean shirt today because I was invited to a party by seven swedish girls tonight, and I can't be bothered to hook up my washing machine.

I might even have to get a white t-shirt to go with it.

lennedsay · « **Reply #2 on:** March 22, 2013, 07:23:49 AM »

I hit ok instead of snooze on my iPhone alarm and now if I don't get up right now, I'll be late. But my bed is too comfy that it makes it really hard to get up.

brob · « **Reply #3 on:** March 22, 2013, 07:40:14 AM »

Just sat back down at the computer from making burgers for lunch, had to clean the pan first because I didn't do it last night. I was really hungry while I did it.

And now I'm worried the place I go to buy coffee is closed for the day. what am I going to drink when I go out if they are closed?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #4 on:** March 22, 2013, 09:00:13 AM »

I wanted to post something here but I have no real problems so now I don't fit in

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** March 22, 2013, 09:01:54 AM »

I didnt use a condom and now she's having a baby

What's her fucking deal?

hampster · « **Reply #6 on:** March 22, 2013, 09:15:55 AM »

The podcast I usually listen to on Friday mornings isn't out yet :'(

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7 on:** March 22, 2013, 09:53:09 AM »

There hasn't been a new Cruncheons in over 2 weeks.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #8 on:** March 22, 2013, 10:34:57 AM »

Why do I have to wait about a minute for a first-time setup when I want to play a new Steam game for the first time? Come on, Steam, get your act together.

Momo · « **Reply #9 on:** March 22, 2013, 10:51:02 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on March 22, 2013, 09:00:13 AM

I wanted to post something here but I have no real problems so now I don't fit in

I wanted to post something here but I only have third world problems :'(

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #10 on:** March 22, 2013, 11:02:44 AM »

Talked about this before but this problem has only gotten worse.

Copping $250 basketball sneakers is more work than studying for a tough final.

Get raffle tickets from footlocker, wait for Nike RSVP on twitter, wake up at 5am Saturday for online launch, call after noon Saturday to see if there're extra pairs

If all that fails, go on Ebay and try to find someone selling for less than double

But dope swag is dope, gotta do what you gotta do

BlackMage · « **Reply #11 on:** March 22, 2013, 12:22:29 PM »

I ran out of flavored coffee cream at work. My life is forfeit

archnemesis · « **Reply #12 on:** March 22, 2013, 12:28:13 PM »

What's flavored coffee cream? I'm pretty sure it's illegal in Europe.

BlackMage · « **Reply #13 on:** March 22, 2013, 12:29:59 PM »

Quote from: archnemesis on March 22, 2013, 12:28:13 PM

What's flavored coffee cream? I'm pretty sure it's illegal in Europe.

MURICA' SON

Diunx · « **Reply #14 on:** March 22, 2013, 12:42:50 PM »

Electricity was out all night so I didn't get any sleep and the fucking mosquitoes had a feast with my legs, oh sorry wrong thread!

king of the internet · « **Reply #15 on:** March 22, 2013, 01:13:29 PM »

The bottom of my foot itches but I don't feel like taking my shoe off.

Huff · « **Reply #16 on:** March 22, 2013, 01:15:28 PM »

Left my can in my other shorts. Now I have to study with no tobacco

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #17 on:** March 22, 2013, 01:31:05 PM »

Just buried another foetus under the bay tree.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #18 on:** March 22, 2013, 01:35:26 PM »

Quote from: archnemesis on March 22, 2013, 12:28:13 PM

What's flavored coffee cream? I'm pretty sure it's illegal in Europe.

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_16?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=flavored+creamer&sprefix=flavored+creamer%2Caps%2C373

bork · « **Reply #19 on:** March 22, 2013, 01:38:59 PM »

I'm sitting at work trying to browse websites and these dickheads keep calling me about helping them and shit. What the fuck?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** March 22, 2013, 01:54:26 PM »

Tried to order a Philly cheese steak from Subway but they're out of steak

Brehvolution · « **Reply #21 on:** March 22, 2013, 01:57:08 PM »

I just bought the 3D version of Avatar.

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** March 22, 2013, 02:24:43 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 22, 2013, 01:54:26 PM

Tried to order a Philly cheese steak from Subway but they're out of steak

They never had steak. Or whatever that is.

archnemesis · « **Reply #23 on:** March 22, 2013, 03:13:45 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on March 22, 2013, 01:35:26 PM

Quote from: archnemesis on March 22, 2013, 12:28:13 PM
What's flavored coffee cream? I'm pretty sure it's illegal in Europe.

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_16?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=flavored+creamer&sprefix=flavored+creamer%2Caps%2C373

*shudders*

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #24 on:** March 22, 2013, 04:08:07 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 22, 2013, 02:24:43 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 22, 2013, 01:54:26 PM
Tried to order a Philly cheese steak from Subway but they're out of steak

They never had steak. Or whatever that is.

A Subway "philly" "cheese" "steak".

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** March 22, 2013, 04:26:21 PM »

It tastes like steak to me. I put jalapeno and green peppers on mine, plus onions and mushrooms

wheat bread

American cheese

nudemacusers · « **Reply #26 on:** March 22, 2013, 04:28:10 PM »

upgrade to muenster :babylawd

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #27 on:** March 22, 2013, 04:35:20 PM »

Anybody hear about that PyCon/Adria Richards nonsense? That's probably the biggest "first world problem" news I've heard in a long time.

tiesto · « **Reply #28 on:** March 22, 2013, 05:04:45 PM »

I have to do 12+ hours slave labor work a day in San Diego for a job that is gonna be sacking me anyways within the next few months.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** March 22, 2013, 05:06:04 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on March 22, 2013, 05:04:45 PM

I have to do 12+ hours slave labor work a day in San Diego for a job that is gonna be sacking me anyways within the next few months.

due to sequestration?

Akala · « **Reply #30 on:** March 22, 2013, 07:51:40 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on March 22, 2013, 05:04:45 PM

I have to do 12+ hours slave labor work a day in San Diego for a job that is gonna be sacking me anyways within the next few months.

$:-\$

pilonv1 · « **Reply #31 on:** March 22, 2013, 08:02:21 PM »

Quote from: hampster on March 22, 2013, 09:15:55 AM

The podcast I usually listen to on Friday mornings isn't out yet :'(

This is my worst nightmare when I go to the gym.

pickle · « **Reply #32 on:** March 23, 2013, 03:49:06 AM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on March 22, 2013, 04:35:20 PM

Anybody hear about that PyCon/Adria Richards nonsense? That's probably the biggest "first world problem" news I've heard in a long time.

...really?

Positive Touch · « **Reply #33 on:** March 23, 2013, 04:27:19 AM »

Quote from: pickle on March 23, 2013, 03:49:06 AM

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on March 22, 2013, 04:35:20 PM
Anybody hear about that PyCon/Adria Richards nonsense? That's probably the biggest "first world problem" news I've heard in a long time.

...really?

yes, clearly a woman not knowing her place is a first world problem

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34 on:** March 23, 2013, 10:56:23 AM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on March 23, 2013, 04:27:19 AM

Quote from: pickle on March 23, 2013, 03:49:06 AM
Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on March 22, 2013, 04:35:20 PM
Anybody hear about that PyCon/Adria Richards nonsense? That's probably the biggest "first world problem" news I've heard in a long time.

...really?

yes, clearly a woman not knowing her place is a first world problem

That is true. In third-world countries, the rape squads generally take care of that.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #35 on:** March 23, 2013, 11:39:37 AM »

we have those in the first world too. we call them "athletic squads"

tiesto · « **Reply #36 on:** March 23, 2013, 12:44:51 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 22, 2013, 05:06:04 PM

Quote from: tiesto on March 22, 2013, 05:04:45 PM
I have to do 12+ hours slave labor work a day in San Diego for a job that is gonna be sacking me anyways within the next few months.

due to sequestration?

Apparently they've been trying to cut back operations on LI for a few years now, due to its cost. The sequester is what pushed them over the edge (even if upper management says otherwise).

Powerslave · « **Reply #37 on:** March 23, 2013, 04:07:59 PM »

I just did a lot of groceries and when I came home I didn't know what to eat. Had a little breakdown because I couldn't decide which food I wanted to eat. I hope everything's gonna turn out ok.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #38 on:** March 23, 2013, 04:19:56 PM »

the HIMURO thread sucks.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #39 on:** March 23, 2013, 04:30:52 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on March 23, 2013, 11:39:37 AM

we have those in the first world too. we call them "athletic squads"

Misandrist women making up lies about boys being boys is just another first world problem we have to deal with.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #40 on:** March 23, 2013, 05:16:27 PM »

had to go to Home Depot twice today because I bought the wrong piece to fix my leaky sink

demi · « **Reply #41 on:** March 23, 2013, 05:30:24 PM »

Quote from: pickle on March 23, 2013, 03:49:06 AM

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on March 22, 2013, 04:35:20 PM
Anybody hear about that PyCon/Adria Richards nonsense? That's probably the biggest "first world problem" news I've heard in a long time.

...really?

Yea, really. Leave it to a woman to blow things out of proportion. Now her and the guy are out of a job. Nice work.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #42 on:** March 23, 2013, 05:37:04 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on March 22, 2013, 04:35:20 PM

Anybody hear about that PyCon/Adria Richards nonsense? That's probably the biggest "first world problem" news I've heard in a long time.

That whole thing is why nerds can't have nice things

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #43 on:** March 23, 2013, 09:07:36 PM »

I have $27.57 in PSN credit. How am I supposed to spend a distinguished mentally-challenged dollar amount like that? I don't even really want anything. I wish I could just delete money.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #44 on:** March 23, 2013, 09:16:06 PM »

I wanted to fap to some Hitomi Tanaka videos and spent like 10 minutes fretting over which one to load up.

The shit I have to deal with sometimes

pickle · « **Reply #45 on:** March 24, 2013, 12:53:02 AM »

Quote from: The Experiment on March 23, 2013, 09:16:06 PM

I wanted to fap to some Hitomi Tanaka videos and spent like 10 minutes fretting over which one to load up.

The shit I have to deal with sometimes

I go through cycles where my tumblr feed has either too much porn, or not enough porn.

Bildi · « **Reply #46 on:** March 24, 2013, 01:03:15 AM »

My phone settled horizontally in my pants pocket the other day and when I walked up some stairs it was uncomfortable.

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Author Topic: First world problems (Read 2518 times)