Author Topic: Your stats (Read 2349 times)

Flannel Boy · « **on:** April 04, 2013, 01:43:51 AM »

Date Registered: 2006-08-02.
Total Posts: 20140 posts
Total Topics Started: 341 topics (can see why I've create so few)
Number of Polls Created: 25 polls
Number of Votes Cast: 267 votes

The Hot Dog Bar: 79.09%
Dysfunctional Hall of Fame: 13.21%
Motion Control Gaming Fan Club: 4.28%
The Baby Dumpster: 2.14%
Non-Denominational Heaven:1.10%

Momo · « **Reply #1 on:** April 04, 2013, 02:10:03 AM »

Date Registered: 10-11-2011, 08:12:46
Total Time Spent Online:74 days, 11 hours and 18 minutes. (oh god)
Total Posts:6758 posts
Total Topics Started:68 topics
Number of Polls Created:0 polls
Number of Votes Cast:19 votes

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** April 04, 2013, 02:10:34 AM »

Height: 6'3
Weight: 185
Penis size: 7.4'
Obama-Phone Level: 4G

brawndolicious · « **Reply #3 on:** April 04, 2013, 02:13:26 AM »

Date Registered: 2006-07-30
Local Time: 11:13:00 PM
Total Posts: 14855 posts
Total Topics Started: 430 topics
Number of Polls Created: 2 polls
Number of Votes Cast: 173 votes

The Hot Dog Bar: 66.60%
Motion Control Gaming Fan Club: 24.57%
Dysfunctional Hall of Fame: 8.82%

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4 on:** April 04, 2013, 02:41:45 AM »

The other day I weighed 100, exactly. lul.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #5 on:** April 04, 2013, 02:45:36 AM »

Name: Sceneman aka Scenester aka Big Scene aka Hard Smokin' Pimp Daddy aka Dr Sperm
Height: 177cm
Weight 87kg
Blood Type:O
Gamerscore: 102060
Times played with penis today:3
Date Registered: November 14, 2006, 12:40:32 AM
Total Time Spent Online:119 days, 12 hours and 39 minutes.
Neighbors Seen Naked:0
Total Posts:14473 posts
Total Topics Started:435 topics
Beat FTL on Normal:yes
Fucks Given:0

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #6 on:** April 04, 2013, 03:12:53 AM »

StealthFan · « **Reply #7 on:** April 04, 2013, 03:41:37 AM »

Total Time Spent Online:8 days, 9 hours and 37 minutes.
Total Posts:682 posts
Total Topics Started:5 topics
Number of Polls Created:0 polls
Number of Votes Cast:2 votes

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** April 04, 2013, 04:49:09 AM »

SWAG: 3 (POOR)
SNARK: 18 (GODLIKE)
JEWRY: 5 (POOR)
WHITENESS: 16 (EXCELLENT)

SAVING THROW VS. HIMU: 17 (POOR)
SAVING THROW VS. GAF: 4 (HIGH)

Bebpo · « **Reply #9 on:** April 04, 2013, 04:54:24 AM »

Whatever stats an asian person has since everyone always assumes I'm a short asian guy with glasses.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #10 on:** April 04, 2013, 06:46:53 AM »

Name: The Experiment aka T EXP aka Dong Johnson aka Douche Ex Machina aka Doc Cock aka Lo Hung Wang
Posts: 10274 (5.299 per day)
Total Time Spent Online: 141 days, 18 hours and 31 minutes
Total Topics Started: 45 topics
Number of Polls Created: 4 polls
Number of Votes Cast: 72 votes
Times I had sex with your mom: Too many to count

The Sceneman · « **Reply #11 on:** April 04, 2013, 07:12:57 AM »

Doc Cock

Bebpo · « **Reply #12 on:** April 04, 2013, 07:36:23 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on April 04, 2013, 05:26:58 AM

Quote from: Bebpo on April 04, 2013, 04:54:24 AM
Whatever stats an asian person has since everyone always assumes I'm a short asian guy with glasses.

Math: 9/10
Anime Figurines: 700
Penis size: 2/10

I can't be asian then

Bebpo · « **Reply #13 on:** April 04, 2013, 07:53:35 AM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #14 on:** April 04, 2013, 08:41:48 AM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15 on:** April 04, 2013, 08:54:59 AM »

usernames: malek4980, futami, malek, malek king of kings, drinky crow, flannel girl, flannel woman, flannel cheeseburger, flannel boy
height: above LSAT score (cm)
weight: below LSAT score (in pounds)
flaccid length: 4.25"
erect length: above flaccid
WHITENESS: #FFE0B0
Fighting: 1
Agility: 5
Endurance: 10 (with efexor potion)
Intelligence: Polish
Karma: Instant
Popularity: 0 with men. Hitler with herpes with the ladies ladies.
Resources: 38 Studios without government help.
Charisma: Kim Jong-un meets a mayo sandwich on white bread.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #16 on:** April 04, 2013, 09:49:33 AM »

Date Registered: July 31, 2006, 12:19:09 AM
Total Posts: 16526 posts
Total Topics Started: 587 topics
Number of Polls Created: 4 polls
Number of Votes Cast: 86 votes
Age: Will have to be dissected and have rings counted
Alignment: You can't prove anything
Race: I'm against it
Religion: Independent
INT: I know how to Google
WIS: never grew in
STR: surprising
DEX: pretty bad after S4
CON: I don't know what that means
CON: 12 (Googled it)
INT: +1
CHA: is ballin still a word that the young people use and would think that i am cool for using as well

Positive Touch · « **Reply #17 on:** April 04, 2013, 10:33:23 AM »

110 days online, 6200 posts $:-\$

why did this happen to me

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** April 04, 2013, 12:02:11 PM »

Ignore the days online: You remain logged on for 20 minutes or so even when you go to another web page.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #19 on:** April 04, 2013, 12:03:51 PM »

Quote from: The Business on April 04, 2013, 09:55:12 AM

Quote from: AWESOM-O on April 04, 2013, 03:47:38 AM
Charisma: 7
Intelligence: 9

Modesty of 9.5 prevented him from posting higher, and more accurate, scores.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #20 on:** April 04, 2013, 12:23:04 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on April 04, 2013, 10:33:23 AM

110 days online, 6200 posts $:-\$

why did this happen to me

Total Time Spent Online:
252 days, 4 hours and 21 minutes.
Total Posts:
9969 posts

get off me

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #21 on:** April 04, 2013, 12:33:11 PM »

fucks given: 0

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #22 on:** April 04, 2013, 12:46:57 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on April 04, 2013, 12:33:11 PM

fucks given: 1, as evidenced by my posting in this thread

hampster · « **Reply #23 on:** April 04, 2013, 03:09:25 PM »

Name: hampster
Registered: October 09, 2012 (I'm so new compared to everyone

)
Posts: 426
Topics Started: 1
Avatar: My cat

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #24 on:** April 04, 2013, 03:21:59 PM »

Date Registered: May 16, 2008, 10:56:43 PM
Total Time Spent Online: 256 days, 20 hours and 5 minutes
Total Posts: 24864
Total Topics Started: 244
Avatar: Educated Dog

T234 · « **Reply #25 on:** April 04, 2013, 03:55:45 PM »

Total Time Spent Online:
133 days, 5 hours and 54 minutes.
Total Posts:
6103 posts
Total Topics Started:
392 topics
Number of Polls Created:
1 polls
Number of Votes Cast:
72 votes
Number of Blunts Smoked Today:
Not enough.

tiesto · « **Reply #26 on:** April 04, 2013, 04:27:16 PM »

Quote from: The Business on April 04, 2013, 09:55:12 AM

Quote from: AWESOM-O on April 04, 2013, 03:47:38 AM
Charisma: 7
Intelligence: 9

You mean

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #27 on:** April 04, 2013, 05:07:48 PM »

Build: Defined
Height: 1.90m (6' 2")
Weight: 88Kg (194lb)
Body hair: Some Hair
Facial hair: Stubble
Ethnicity: Middle Eastern
Cock size: Large
Cock is: Cut
Tattoos: None
Piercings: Prefers not to answer
Preferred role: Versatile
Practice safer sex: Always
Interests: Underwear, Muscle worship, Web cam, Role play, S&M, Leather, Sportswear, Groups

chronovore · « **Reply #28 on:** April 05, 2013, 10:56:16 AM »

ST:12
DX:11
IQ:13
HT:9

Advantages
Extra Hit Points +1
Artistic Ability +1

Disadvantages
Weak stomach
Intolerance (bullies, abusive authority figures)
Dependents

Quirks
Likes Mexican food despite Weak Stomach
Likes beer
Stingy, except on food

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #29 on:** April 05, 2013, 11:23:59 AM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on April 04, 2013, 12:46:57 PM

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on April 04, 2013, 12:33:11 PM
fucks given: 1, as evidenced by my posting in this thread

HAY

Dnd stats

STR 11
DEX 8
CON 11
INT 16
WIS 8
CHA 4
THAC0 pi

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #30 on:** April 06, 2013, 10:08:17 PM »

Sparse

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Author Topic: Your stats (Read 2349 times)