Someone post tattoos that don't look like ass

[Himu]

I seem to find tattoos as almost always universally ugly unless they are tribal in nature, something that covers a great mass of the body like Yakuza tattoos, or a myriad of tattoos that look like an ocean of tats (think CM Punk).

I find CM Punk's style to be sexy as it completely embraces the ink lifestyle. But when I see one or two tats like on someones hands or something I can't help but think it looks tacky. The other day my boss got a tat on her leg. She was squeeming all day as it rubbed on her suit pants. When it was time to go she put on shorts and it was the biggest piece of shit tattoo ever. Just a bunch of large chains. On her leg. Wrapped around the entire length of it too. Her bf must be angry but at least she's happy.

Not that tats can't look cool or sexy - they can! - but it always seems to be exception to the rule and that rule is usually that you look foolish with them. But then again I have pierced ears so what do I know about tacky?

[nudemacusers]

in before this:

[Human Snorenado]

Pierced ears aren't tacky, wanker.  I don't have them but still.

Anyway, as far as tattoos go they're like pretty much all art- either you dig it or you don't.  There's not really a "right or wrong" as it applies to most tattoo art; you either dig it or you don't, and if you don't there's no issue.

I have noticed that a lot of tattoo art is of the cheesecake/vintage sleaze/burlesque whatever style.  So, maybe what you really don't like is that style of art?  Just a thought.

For me, pretty much any tattoo on a woman makes her more attractive, unless it's something stereotypical like a butterfly tramp stamp or chinese lettering that says god knows what.  If she's a redhead or a brunette, it's magnified like 2000%

chick in a bikini, not really  but spoilered just in case anyone is a little bitch

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[Flannel Boy]

[brob]

not really but following ol' creepy's good manners

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[Flannel Boy]

not really but following ol' creepy's good manners

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This is like drawing graffiti on the Duomo.

[Himu]

not really but following ol' creepy's good manners

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Now THIS is beautiful and the type of work I mentioned in the op.

[Don Flamenco]

I was with a bbw that had some cheesy poetry line tattooed on her side.  Not even like some small text, shit was like 48pt font.  last time I hit it, she had gotten another one on the other side.   I wish I could remember exactly what it said...something about dark and mysterious eyes.  She was super depressed about a broken engagement earlier that year...made some pretty bad decisions in the wake of it. 

[Himu]

[Huff]

If you are under 25 and getting your first tattoo, make sure it is easily hidden

[Smooth Groove]

[Madrun Badrun]

I was with a bbw that had some cheesy poetry line tattooed on her side.  Not even like some small text, shit was like 48pt font.  last time I hit it, she had gotten another one on the other side.   I wish I could remember exactly what it said...something about dark and mysterious eyes.  She was super depressed about a broken engagement earlier that year...made some pretty bad decisions in the wake of it. 

[Don Flamenco]

I was with a bbw that had some cheesy poetry line tattooed on her side.  Not even like some small text, shit was like 48pt font.  last time I hit it, she had gotten another one on the other side.   I wish I could remember exactly what it said...something about dark and mysterious eyes.  She was super depressed about a broken engagement earlier that year...made some pretty bad decisions in the wake of it. 

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exactly!    Only not bad ass as fuck like Pam's.     I'm trying to find the poem...fuck this is gonna bother me   

[Himu]

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[Phoenix Dark]

[Madrun Badrun]

Is that a 50 cent tat?

[nudemacusers]

Is that a 50 cent tat?

no, it's his all-time gangbang record.

[Madrun Badrun]

[Eli Gulgin]

Here is some man ass so  I guess:

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[Yeti]

makes me laugh every time I see it 

[Dickie Dee]

[Boogie]

The first year I went to the summer NASCAR race in Michigan with my parents, four years ago, we sat in front of a dude who had a tattoo on his arm of the the Statue of Liberty dual-wielding two smoking pistols.  I concluded then and there that I would never again find something that so perfectly encapsulated America.

[Flannel Boy]

Lady Liberty would have been pissing on a Chrysler, but she wouldn't look cool squatting.

[pickle]

?

[chronovore]

Agent 48.

Possibly 86.

[T-Short]

Well, I had dinner with this guy in Tokyo, he seems fairly good at what he does:

http://www.horiyasu.com

[T-Short]

Also: leavelucktoheaven.jpg

[Groogrux]

If you are under 25 and getting your first tattoo, make sure it is easily hidden

Yeah, this is a good general rule.  I've got three, but they're all hidden when wearing normal clothes or clothes that would be worn at work.  I think as long as it's tastefully done though, like getting a sleeve done on an arm but not looking like somebody that would steal a car, then there is no problem.

[magus]

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no no no,this is how you do this joke

[Squiddy]

not really but following ol' creepy's good manners

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That's hot.
But she would be just as hot or hotter without that tattoo.

You need to have that certain trashy look before a tattoo is an improvement

[Flannel Boy]

no no no,this is how you do this joke

I think the joke is accomplished with a tattoo of an ass (Eeyore) displaying his ass on an ass cheek.

[Human Snorenado]

You can still get a sleeve and have a real job.  Just start it a bit higher than your wrist.  I have all sorts of work I'm gonna get done once I'm making semi-decent money again, you'll probably just have to wear long sleeved shirts to work all the time is all.  *shrugs*

[magus]

no no no,this is how you do this joke

I think the joke is accomplished with a tattoo of an ass (Eeyore) displaying his ass on an ass cheek.

but then how would i post the cat asshole tattoo pic?

[Huff]

If you are under 25 and getting your first tattoo, make sure it is easily hidden

You think? Kinda ruins my sleeve idea, then. I was going to start at the wrist and work my way up.

nah start on your shoulder
 
and the 25 thing is more about how the younger you are the more likely the tattoo is going to look like shit

[Cormacaroni]

the catch is that sub-25 year old bodies are the only ones anyone is interested in seeing tattoos on tho

[Phoenix Dark]

 

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Great Rumbler/Momo/Bepbo/etc explain

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[Momo]

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This is beyond my comprehension (or I will at least pretend it is)

[Momo]

Basically any Yakuza tattoo = amazing

[Cormacaroni]

I want to see the person that is attached to shot

[Madrun Badrun]

[Momo]

American maple-leaf :'(