Fuck you Lan.
We are done as friends, and your bipolar ass is going on ignore. Stop blaming everyone for your failure to get a man. No one cares you're jealous of Devo because she managed to get a good bf online after you got snubbed by Sir-Uguu-A-Lot. Calling me fake when I defended you from Devo when I NEVER have to defend Devo. Get off her and everyone else's dicks, buy your own dick in the form of a dildo because no escort is gonna want to bang your crazy ass in fear of monthly child care payments.
Shut the fuck up or leave, trash bitch. My patience has ran out which is amazing considering I have a lot of patience. Go ahead and blame every single one of your problems on external stimuli and see if I give a fuck.