i'm pretty sure even my coke was loaded with salt and spices.
I got this (not my pic):

the Rip'N Chicken. It's more skin than chicken.

also it looks like a fried sea creature
also, look how small that is. I finished half of it...it's actually too rich to just scarf down.
They did fuck up my order, but it ended up being a good fuck up. I would've gotten the buffalo sauce and this stuff doesn't need anymore spice or flavor. They gave me ranch instead. Still couldn't really dip because, while it tastes amazing, it's 10 miles beyond the "too rich" line.