Shit you hate salt thread

[Polari]

Let's do this.

- Bartenders who think they're hot shit because they mix cocktails for a living. It's a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow job, you're a vending machine with a face, and who the fuck orders cocktails anyway.
- People who humble brag about exam results. "My management paper didn't go too well, I only got an A-", yet I didn't even ask.
- Homeless people who beg next to ATMs; like I'm gonna give them real cash.


Finally, whoever made the Rock emoticon sucks even harder at Photoshop than I do (I'm guessing that's the joke though, right?).     :rocky

[Flannel Boy]

But there's a really tight curve!

[Momo]

Homeless people who beg next to ATMs are kinda scary, who says they dont go full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow and stab you with a plastic fork.


-fuckers who drive to slow and next to each other in traffic, blocking everyone behind them

[Flannel Boy]

-fuckers who drive to slow and next to each other in traffic

People who correct typos.

[Don Flamenco]

just about everything these days 

'cept popeyes

and umvc3

and vita

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Same, but replace all that stuff with netflix.

[Rufus]

- People who pronounce measure like may-sure or mae-sure.

[Phoenix Dark]

-fuck niccas
-snitch niccas
-bitch niccas
-sneak dissers
-a popped bitch
-smoking reggie
-fake shrooms
-fake shoes
-fake niccas
-stalking ass bitches
-playing both sides
-thirsty ass bitches
-fake goons

[Momo]

-fuckers who drive to slow and next to each other in traffic

People who correct typos.

I'm pretty sure a lot of you guys think I'm a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow by now, I assure you I am not, have just given up fixing this

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=39399.0

[Madrun Badrun]

My humble bragging is mostly caused by anxiety and no self esteem, so I always assume I did worse than I end up doing.

1)Shitty arts and science requirements at Usask.  I've wasted like a year and a half taking classes which were cleared from memory the second the final was over. 

2)  People who aren't me

3)  People who are me

[Human Snorenado]

1) People who are intolerant of other people solely based on their race, ethnicity or sexual preference

2) The Dutch

[Huff]

stupid people

people that won't have sex with me

porkchops

[Shaka Khan]

My humble bragging is mostly caused by anxiety and no self esteem, so I always assume I did worse than I end up doing.

1)Shitty arts and science requirements at Usask.  I've wasted like a year and a half taking classes which were cleared from memory the second the final was over. 

2)  People who aren't me

3)  People who are me

[Polari]

- Neckbeard feminists. Girls on the internet aren't going to fuck you because you self-identify as a feminist.

[Don Flamenco]

madonna. 


look how much these people hate her too.   She's just like "BLAHHHHHH I'M MADONNNNAAAAA"

[Polari]

She is the worst.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

- Women I want to have sex with but don't want to have sex with me (ie, the vast majority)
- Martyr complexes
- The easily offended
- The easily butthurt
- Internet outrages
- Fragile egos that need to be coddled because they have no sense of self worth
- Narcissists
- Pretty much every site that allows for user comments except The Bore and Something Awful (even the latter can be dicey sometimes)
- People who pull out in front of you and take their sweet ass time accelerating

[Smooth Groove]

1) People who are intolerant of other people solely based on their race, ethnicity or sexual preference

2) The Dutch

What if Bronyism is just a sexual preference?

[Rufus]

Or pedophiles.

- Pistachios that are almost closed, forcing you to pry them open with keys or whatever else is handy at the moment

[hampster]

- Bugs
- Hot weather (because that's when the bugs come out)
- Bugs

[BobFromPikeCreek]

I hate that the like button is at the top of the posts, rather than the bottom like Facebook.

[Eli Gulgin]

- Pistachios that are almost closed, forcing you to pry them open with keys or whatever else is handy at the moment

-Pistachios that aren't open at all and you don't have a nutcracker and have to resort to a hammer which never works well

[bork]

Finally, whoever made the Rock emoticon sucks even harder at Photoshop than I do (I'm guessing that's the joke though, right?).     :rocky

 



I made it.   

But I also noticed how shitty it was and cleaned it up after.  Removed the original and uploaded the fixed version...yet the original is showing here instead.  Weird.

Oh well, let's just delete it.

[Phoenix Dark]

people of my race that tip poorly

I had lunch with an Indian once, he tipped well. But he was of the lighter skin red dot variety, maybe the darker ones are more like black people  :orly

[Smooth Groove]

people of my race that tip poorly

Are you Jewish or Asian?

[Phoenix Dark]

people of my race that tip poorly

But he was of the lighter skin red dot variety

:troll

[Phoenix Dark]

For a group that tends to work low wage jobs, you'd think we'd be the best tippers out of mutual respect for fellow hard working folk. I guess we #cantrelate
:troll

[Madrun Badrun]

You're right dude.  I'm sorry.  The real reason I bailed was not because my pony got TB and needed to be put down but because you smell funny.

[Verdigris Murder]

We get Indian fortune tellers and gypsies calling in once a year. Which is weird.

The IFTs always have a turban, and plastic card.

The gypsy ladies have seashells and irishness.

Both are cool beans. Thus I refute the scandalous imputations of racist beliefs. I'm racist against ugly fat girls, and dry scrambled eggs.

Am I racist because of that? No.

[drew]

For a group that tends to work

LOL

[Phoenix Dark]

[Robo]

the Jews

[Van Cruncheon]

- harley weekender phags
- bmw "adventure" posers
- ninthings
- thirsty internet simps
- libertarians

[Eel O'Brian]

- people who act helpless and won't take the time to learn how to do things on their own
- myself for wasting valuable lifespan hours doing those things for them

[Mandark]

Folks constantly, passive-aggressively seeking validation
People who play the victim when all that's being demanded of them is some empathy (cf white dudes, passim)
Conflict-averse people being dishonest or generally letting shit fester and cause problems later
Any shitty behavior that reminds me of what I don't like about myself




aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Tosh.0/David Brooks

fuck those guys

[Van Cruncheon]

- people who act helpless and won't take the time to learn how to do things on their own
- myself for wasting valuable lifespan hours doing those things for them

this too

[Shadow Mod]

Mostly just the idea that you're jelly in any instance you're being critical. It really ruins honest discussions.

[Mandark]

Well it's your own damn fault if you let people know you can fix PC's or own a truck.  At that point you're legally obligated to tech support/moving services either for free or for pizza.  It's in the Magna Carta somewhere.

Mostly just the idea that you're jelly in any instance you're being critical. It really ruins honest discussions.

You just wish you had an awesome list like mine.

[Eel O'Brian]

well, the truck thing is kinda hard to hide, but i started insta-NO with that a few years ago

the pc thing has been working me like a champ for the past two weeks

despite me telling everyone that i don't really know shit, i just do the google legwork

[Van Cruncheon]

eel, can you edit this podcast for meeeeeeee

[Positive Touch]

- harley weekender phags
- bmw "adventure" posers

  oh, indeed

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Tosh.0/David Brooks

fuck those guys

*daps*

[Eel O'Brian]

eel, can you edit this podcast for meeeeeeee

[Rufus]

Any shitty behavior that reminds me of what I don't like about myself

Ah fuck. Might as well close the thread now.

[Polari]

- harley weekender phags
- bmw "adventure" posers
- ninthings
- thirsty internet simps
- libertarians

Libertarians are terrible. If any child of mine becomes a libertarian I'm writing them out of the will and cutting all financial support past the age of 18.

[Human Snorenado]

My real list is long, distinguished and tilts to the right, just like my johnson.

[Positive Touch]

Libertarians are terrible. If any child of mine becomes a libertarian I'm writing them out of the will and cutting all financial support past the age of 18.

i figure if my children become whiny entitled cocks then i will pretty much be obligated to take them out

[Human Snorenado]

Solution: don't have children

:fatkidinafedora

[Shadow Mod]

You just wish you had an awesome list like mine.

 

But seriously it sucks when telling the truth is met with several posts along the lines of "you're just jealous." That and projection make forums a fucking chore.

[Eel O'Brian]

haha, all kids are whiny entitled cocks, just ask your parents

[Human Snorenado]

haha, all kids are whiny entitled cocks, just ask your parents

Believe me, I know.  Some are still bad at 34.  My sister just told my mom that she hadn't paid taxes on her place in the four years she'd lived there, and if she didn't give them X amount of money by the 21st she was getting foreclosed on.  Guess who the sucker is that happens to have enough money to cover it.

[Eel O'Brian]

[Polari]

haha, all kids are whiny entitled cocks, just ask your parents

Believe me, I know.  Some are still bad at 34.  My sister just told my mom that she hadn't paid taxes on her place in the four years she'd lived there, and if she didn't give them X amount of money by the 21st she was getting foreclosed on.  Guess who the sucker is that happens to have enough money to cover it.

I hope that sucker isn't you. If it is, lol

[Human Snorenado]

Oh, it most certainly is.  I'm told I will be paid back, but I was told I'd be paid back for the $700+ I gave her last year (basically my entire tax return) when she needed car repairs and to date have gotten less than half of that back. 

I mean, whatever.  Another year until I'm done with school and my finances and life are no longer so entangled with her and my mother, who are basically black holes from which no hope or money can possibly escape.  I sold some nerd collectible bullshit and I'll still have enough for summer semester and to live on, so in the grand scheme of things it's not the end of the world.  Just sucks that every time I think I'm getting ahead, one of them has some sort of dire bullshit emergency that needs ALL OF MY MONEY IMMEDIATELY.

[Positive Touch]

haha, all kids are whiny entitled cocks, just ask your parents

sweet jesus my parents must be saints because i have no IDEA how they put up with my ass otherwise. a kid who acted like i did would push me WAY PAST the brink.

[Phoenix Dark]

- people who act helpless and won't take the time to learn how to do things on their own
- myself for wasting valuable lifespan hours doing those things for them

IE me spending nearly two hours trying to help my uncle create an email account last week. Six months after I showed him the first time.

[Polari]

- people who act helpless and won't take the time to learn how to do things on their own
- myself for wasting valuable lifespan hours doing those things for them

IE me spending nearly two hours trying to help my uncle create an email account last week. Six months after I showed him the first time.

If it took two hours he should probably find someone better at it to help him. :pachah

[Eel O'Brian]

[Phoenix Dark]

Constantly mis-spelling his pw during the confirmation process, not using the URL bar (he kept entering stuff in the search bar and exiting the browser instead of pushing the back button), clicking ads, and getting side tracked.

He wanted "cardiovascular53tech" to be his pw whereas I suggested he pick something simple. Ten minutes later he was like "maybe you're right lol"

[Rufus]

Isn't that just another tech support time-bomb now? Should have told him to write it down and stash the note in his wallet or something.

If it took two hours he should probably find someone better at it to help him. :pachah

Nah, some people just seem to turn off their brain entirely, as though they expect you to project yourself into their cranium and take over from there. I heard a guy getting really angry with someone about creating an email account on the train once. I don't know how long they were at it already, but the dude was dripping with contempt, you could hear the ellipses in his voice.