Dating/Relationship Advice From Top Arena PvP WoW Players

[FatalT]

http://www.arenajunkies.com/topic/218748-smaltzes-guides-how-to-relationshipsex/

youll probably end up with her friends or something coming up to you both drunk like 'ahh u are the cutest u should be together etc', if that happens just play it cool and smile and stuff. now your gona ask her if she wants to go somewhere private, she probably should get the hint if you do, but if she doesnt she shoudl come with you anyway. when u are somewhere private just get close to her and quite literally say 'can i kiss you or something' with a nice smile, dont just akwardly move in for the kiss and she like the wtf. if you say to her and she is genuinly interested then shell probably smile or something and be like yeh.

and

The girl: one thing u must remember, girl are like bugs, by this i mean people often say bugs are more scared of you than u are of them.

blowjob: this is feel awsome, the first time it happens your like omfg. if heel all wet and stuff and warm, your cant actually feel a whole lot, but fi you just watch them doing it its a great experience.

Yes, that's right. Top quality advice from these wonderful players. This is feel awesome.

[Phoenix Dark]

You can tell who the rogues are

[Human Snorenado]

This is certainly not helping the people who constantly keep trying to claim mmos are games

[Atramental]

/cringing

[Yeti]

You can tell who the rogues are

Rogues do it from behind

[etiolate]

lol arenajunkies

Probably inflating their ratings with love pillows.

[The Sceneman]

The girl: one thing u must remember, girl are like bugs, by this i mean people often say bugs are more scared of you than u are of them.

[brawndolicious]

how to loose your virginity: and this is serious btw: this is also kind of how to get a girlfriend:

Give him self-awareness and he could write for The Onion.

intercourse: now this is the good bit: having sex is basically just like  having a great handjob and a great blowjob combined, your get all the  movement and the tightness, and also all the wetness and warmness.  feeling your dick slide in for the first time is an incredible  sensation.

...

going down

on a girl is quite a daring thing but they fucking love it,  its just as rewarding for them as it is for you when they do it too you.
when u go down on a girl just be confident and relaxed. just lick all  around it, and often girls like you to stick your tounge in as deep as  you can. they might want to you to do some crazy shit like 'tougne  tornadoes' and stuff but dont do it at first, there clit is under a  little hood of skin just above there hole. its made sensative so be  careful going there, they dont allways like it. sucking is quite nice  too. basically just experiment with it doing different things and listrn  to there reaction, if there are making more noise u know your doing  something right, and theyll prbably tell you.

I would think a guy who plays hundreds of hours of mmo's would at least understand frustration when he sees it.

[Human Snorenado]

:fedoranerd needs to be a thing for this thread

[Atramental]

[brawndolicious]

I only read a bit but it's not terrible advice.

No most of it is. It just sounds wrong.

And the whole thing is written with the goal of simply getting one's dick devirginized. The content is so jaded and passive-aggressive sounding that it really should be for that asshole who can't talk to the same girl for more than a day.

[The Sceneman]

how to loose your virginity: and this is serious btw: this is also kind of how to get a girlfriend:

Give him self-awareness and he could write for The Onion.

intercourse: now this is the good bit: having sex is basically just like  having a great handjob and a great blowjob combined, your get all the  movement and the tightness, and also all the wetness and warmness.  feeling your dick slide in for the first time is an incredible  sensation.

...

going down

on a girl is quite a daring thing but they fucking love it,  its just as rewarding for them as it is for you when they do it too you.
when u go down on a girl just be confident and relaxed. just lick all  around it, and often girls like you to stick your tounge in as deep as  you can. they might want to you to do some crazy shit like 'tougne  tornadoes' and stuff but dont do it at first, there clit is under a  little hood of skin just above there hole. its made sensative so be  careful going there, they dont allways like it. sucking is quite nice  too. basically just experiment with it doing different things and listrn  to there reaction, if there are making more noise u know your doing  something right, and theyll prbably tell you.

I would think a guy who plays hundreds of hours of mmo's would at least understand frustration when he sees it.

the original post is probably just a copy pasta troll anyhow

[Don Flamenco]

I only read a bit but it's not terrible advice.

No most of it is. It just sounds wrong.

And the whole thing is written with the goal of simply getting one's dick devirginized. The content is so jaded and passive-aggressive sounding that it really should be for that asshole who can't talk to the same girl for more than a day.

pretty much.  written by a robot programmed like a teenager. 

[Verdigris Murder]

I like how his syntax dissipates when talking about blowjobs.

The excitement literally exudes from the screen.