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Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« on: April 18, 2013, 08:51:45 AM »
http://cruncheons.podbean.com/mf/web/x57ik/Cruncheons43.mp3

Doug went to GDC and shares his experiences, we all catch feels over Bioshock Infinite, and send it home with MLB The Show. Also furries.

(9:35) GDC and PAX - Women and games, Oculus Rift, Nvidia Project Shield, Nintendo, Kojima, Indies

(1:04:00) Bioshock Infinite - HUGE SPOILER WARNING

(1:39:00) MLB The Show series

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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2013, 08:52:16 AM »
:rejoice
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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2013, 09:21:53 AM »
:hyper
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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2013, 12:54:01 PM »
I had an alternative furry theory but I realized I was thinking about it too much.

Maybe it starts because kids try to draw ladies as jerk off material, but since they're shitty artists real faces look stupid so instead they draw on animal heads?

I've obviously put a lot of thought into this.
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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2013, 02:09:59 PM »
maybe it's kids whose sexual awakening happened during a chip n dale rescue rangers episode. Maybe it's kids who grew too fond of recreating what they saw their parents doing in bedroom that one time with their teddybears. who knows.

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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2013, 02:27:51 PM »
Teddy bears, the family pet... It's all the same, really.
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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2013, 03:08:33 PM »
If you've never fucked some damp polyfill in your teddy bear you haven't lived.

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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2013, 04:02:17 PM »
Van Crunch totally stole my theory about rescue rangers! :maf

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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2013, 04:55:18 PM »
Apparently I really missed out by not watching Rescue Rangers.

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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2013, 06:27:36 PM »
Gadget can do strange things to a boy.

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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2013, 12:51:21 AM »
After listening to this episode, I think it's clear that I need some sort of device that will shock the fuck out of me every time I say "like"
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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2013, 12:54:19 AM »
yeah, I didn't want to be rude since you're entertaining us for free but you do like like a lot

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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2013, 12:58:01 AM »
In my defense, I was drunk that episode.  I wanted to yell about entitled gamers (the EA being voted worst company thing and the whining over shadowrun) but completely spaced it.  Probably for the best.
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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2013, 01:07:09 AM »
I like the likes. It gives the show some diversity, in a southern valley girl way.
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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2013, 01:30:08 AM »
Cruncheons need someone that keeps saying dawg and you know what I'm saying

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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2013, 01:48:51 AM »
Stopped listening at the MGS2 bashing, smh.
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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2013, 06:37:28 AM »
After listening to this episode, I think it's clear that I need some sort of device that will shock the fuck out of me every time I say "like"

go back and listen to the earlier episodes you were on, where everything you said sounded like a question due to your vocal infliction. Definite improvement.


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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2013, 09:08:09 AM »
After listening to this episode, I think it's clear that I need some sort of device that will shock the fuck out of me every time I say "like"

go back and listen to the earlier episodes you were on, where everything you said sounded like a question due to your vocal infliction. Definite improvement.



@diunx: sorry breh.  that game is a turd.  that series is a turd.  you're a turd for liking it.  turd turd turd.
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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2013, 09:16:05 AM »
WHERE'S MY DISLIKE BUTTON DEMI!!!????
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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2013, 09:21:06 AM »
MGS2 is the pinnacle of the series. People who disagree are butt turds.

The tanker mission alone is better than the other games.

Snake's supple butt :bow2

Olga's pit stubble :bow2

Level design based around well defined geometrical shapes like rectangles and squares :bow2


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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2013, 11:17:46 AM »
i tried to defend mgs2! mgs3 subsistence is one of my fave last gen games.
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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2013, 12:03:29 PM »
I'm very open in my dislike of MGS2, but I don't blame MGS2 for it. I pretty much hate the whole series. Not my thing, and when the game was promoted as THE CONSOLE GAME OF THE FOREVER back then I thought "well then I don't want console games", and never touched my PS2 again until years later.
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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2013, 12:08:50 PM »
Tsts, how fickle of you. PS2 is still the best console in my eyes. So, so many good games.

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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2013, 12:29:28 PM »
MGS2 is the pinnacle of the series.

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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #26 on: April 19, 2013, 01:03:32 PM »
I have very love/hate relationship with the MGS series.  The games are great when they're not falling all over themselves to try to have a stupid, convoluted story.  The worst thing a game can do imo is take you out of the gameplay at the expense of the story- this is the series' biggest sin.  STFU and let me sneak around and kill shit, you dumb asshole.
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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #27 on: April 19, 2013, 01:39:19 PM »
STFU and let me sneak around and kill shit, you dumb asshole.

Wrong series for this.   :P

Well, MGS on Gameboy Color had little story and more focus on stealth n' action-puzzles.
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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #28 on: April 19, 2013, 02:08:40 PM »
Drinky with his kin privilege :wag

I wonder if the furries who think they are animals hate the furries who are only attracted to animals. Time for some research on tumblr
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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #29 on: April 19, 2013, 03:48:21 PM »
Drinky with his kin privilege :wag

I wonder if the furries who think they are animals hate the furries who are only attracted to animals. Time for some research on tumblr

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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #30 on: April 19, 2013, 03:58:03 PM »
I like the MGS games and I like their stories in the sense that I like what the stories are trying to do, but I have to admit they're quite poorly written on multiple levels despite the occasional inspired bit. It would be nice if someday Kojima would partner with someone equally idiosyncratic, egotistical and strong-willed, with equal clout in the production (don't laugh plz), but with actual writing chops
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« Reply #31 on: April 19, 2013, 04:57:20 PM »
STFU and let me sneak around and kill shit, you dumb asshole.
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« Reply #32 on: April 19, 2013, 05:09:13 PM »
Doug's just a bully, and Kevin and Arian are his cackling sidekicks.
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« Reply #33 on: April 22, 2013, 08:14:00 PM »
:dead @ the mention of playing L4D on XBL with Pam from Archer
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« Reply #34 on: April 23, 2013, 07:26:49 AM »
How does one go about participating in this podcast?
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Re: Cruncheons 43: GDC, PAX, Bioshock Infinite, MLB The Show
« Reply #35 on: April 23, 2013, 07:53:10 AM »
We're actually thinking about trying to have either a call in episode or, if that proves too logistically difficult, live (text) chatting with listeners.

If you're talking about guesting on the show, we do that every once in a blue moon.  Kentucky bore has been on, so has MAF, and Robert and I both started out as guests.
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« Reply #36 on: April 23, 2013, 10:13:47 AM »
I think I could commit to linking to a picture of a penis in a live chat every time Van Cruncheon makes a dick joke.

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« Reply #37 on: April 23, 2013, 11:33:42 AM »
The Cruncheons could be like one of those j-pop idol bands that have A, B and C teams.

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« Reply #38 on: April 23, 2013, 12:39:19 PM »
Dude, I'm already C team and I'm on the main cast
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