Author Topic: STAR TREK the game looks sick (Read 2347 times)

Sho Nuff · « **on:** April 23, 2013, 06:50:50 PM »

Look! It's got mind melds and shit

And no reviews

The question is, is that Captain Kock or Commander Spirk?

Steve Contra · « **Reply #1 on:** April 23, 2013, 06:57:07 PM »

Weirdest boner right now

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2 on:** April 23, 2013, 06:57:16 PM »

Do you need to ask? Captain Kock.

StealthFan · « **Reply #3 on:** April 23, 2013, 07:00:44 PM »

Wasn't this shit supposed to release around the release of the first one? :pachah

ManaByte · « **Reply #4 on:** April 23, 2013, 07:05:35 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on April 23, 2013, 07:00:44 PM

Wasn't this shit supposed to release around the release of the first one? :pachah

No it was supposed to be released with the shitty second movie last year. Then the shitty second movie was delayed until this summer so it sat on the shelf while they claimed they kept developing it.

ManaByte · « **Reply #5 on:** April 26, 2013, 10:57:13 AM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6 on:** April 26, 2013, 12:10:27 PM »

This game makes my kock spirk.

Momo · « **Reply #7 on:** April 26, 2013, 12:26:26 PM »

ManaByte · « **Reply #8 on:** April 26, 2013, 01:49:50 PM »

GAF caught one of the fake reviewers...the game's producer:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=55613668&postcount=48

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #9 on:** April 26, 2013, 02:06:27 PM »

I think he was just saying the game works for him. I doubt he was trying to deceive anyone when he obviously knows his steam handle is his actual name. Gamers are so desperate for drama.

ManaByte · « **Reply #10 on:** April 26, 2013, 02:09:50 PM »

bork · « **Reply #11 on:** April 26, 2013, 02:14:11 PM »

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** April 26, 2013, 02:15:46 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on April 26, 2013, 02:06:27 PM

I think he was just saying the game works for him. I doubt he was trying to deceive anyone when he obviously knows his steam handle is his actual name. Gamers are so desperate for drama.

It's funny because in a thread where not a single person can get the game to work right, the developer jumps in and is just like "Game works fine for me." Thanks, pal.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #13 on:** April 26, 2013, 02:17:25 PM »

I guess I'm just really desensitized to the idea of shit head game devs.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** April 26, 2013, 03:53:57 PM »

I don't like Star Trek in general, but imagine an X-COM Star Trek

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #15 on:** April 26, 2013, 04:22:27 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2013, 03:53:57 PM

I don't like Star Trek in general, but imagine an X-COM Star Trek

why, you could call it Star Command and release it on iOS

or something

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #16 on:** April 26, 2013, 04:32:30 PM »

https://vine.co/v/bPLjdaKdZg5

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #17 on:** April 26, 2013, 04:33:44 PM »

Steve Contra · « **Reply #18 on:** April 26, 2013, 04:36:19 PM »

Now I want to play the game

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** April 26, 2013, 04:39:45 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on April 26, 2013, 04:22:27 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2013, 03:53:57 PM
I don't like Star Trek in general, but imagine an X-COM Star Trek

why, you could call it Star Command and release it on iOS

or something

omg

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #20 on:** April 26, 2013, 05:06:23 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on April 26, 2013, 04:33:44 PM

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I want to get this game for the sole purpose of taking ridiculous screenshots

Rufus · « **Reply #21 on:** April 26, 2013, 08:39:48 PM »

So what's happening there? Do they turn into a gun in an FPS game when they've got the Tricorder out?

ManaByte · « **Reply #22 on:** April 26, 2013, 09:00:23 PM »

So what's worse, this or Colonial Marines?

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #23 on:** April 26, 2013, 09:13:08 PM »

The twitter account for the producer is hilarious, he just does not get it

ManaByte · « **Reply #24 on:** April 26, 2013, 09:23:04 PM »

he retweeted the version mismatch tweet thinking it was a compliment.

Raban · « **Reply #25 on:** April 26, 2013, 09:26:55 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on April 26, 2013, 04:22:27 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2013, 03:53:57 PM
I don't like Star Trek in general, but imagine an X-COM Star Trek

why, you could call it Star Command and release it on iOS

or something

This game is taking for-fucking-ever to come out.

ManaByte · « **Reply #26 on:** April 26, 2013, 09:28:09 PM »

So the producer deleted his LinkedIn profile, but kept his Twitter going.

You're doing it wrong.

ManaByte · « **Reply #27 on:** April 26, 2013, 09:46:37 PM »

Oh, so that's why he deleted his LinkedIn profile. People discovered he never worked on a single game before this one.

Google still has it cached:
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:qcfcupOt6mkJ:www.linkedin.com/pub/kenneth-lindenbaum/7/828/310+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #28 on:** April 26, 2013, 09:52:10 PM »

Oh! He's an LA movie guy. Yeah, this will not end well.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #29 on:** April 26, 2013, 10:55:52 PM »

No wonder he's being so brash. He has no familiarity with the power of nerd wrath.

Lucretius · « **Reply #30 on:** April 26, 2013, 11:40:58 PM »

The reason buggy games exist.

ManaByte · « **Reply #31 on:** April 27, 2013, 02:42:25 AM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on April 26, 2013, 09:52:10 PM

Oh! He's an LA movie guy. Yeah, this will not end well.

On Twitter he's saying the cached page is lies

chronovore · « **Reply #32 on:** April 27, 2013, 11:38:11 AM »

Someone needs to grab a fire extinguisher and put that guy out.

ManaByte · « **Reply #33 on:** April 27, 2013, 12:14:24 PM »

StealthFan · « **Reply #34 on:** April 27, 2013, 12:43:05 PM »

Jesus Christ Manabyte. Nothing worse than a Star Wars fanatic.

ManaByte · « **Reply #35 on:** April 27, 2013, 01:00:33 PM »

What are you talking about? I was up late last night playing Star Trek Online with my fleet. I play STO but think TOR is dog shit.

This game is shit.

ManaByte · « **Reply #36 on:** April 27, 2013, 01:27:18 PM »

ManaByte · « **Reply #37 on:** April 27, 2013, 03:03:40 PM »

OMG the game requires a nearly 4gb mandatory install on PS3.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #38 on:** April 27, 2013, 03:05:21 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on April 27, 2013, 03:03:40 PM

OMG the game requires a nearly 4gb mandatory install on PS3.

HOLY SHIT

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #39 on:** April 27, 2013, 03:40:18 PM »

HOLY FUCK

demi · « **Reply #40 on:** April 27, 2013, 03:43:13 PM »

Game seems like it wouldnt be that bad if it wasn't so buggy.

ManaByte · « **Reply #41 on:** April 27, 2013, 03:57:39 PM »

The giant Kirk/Spock thing with the Tricorder only works on Kirk/Spock because there's no collision on either one. Since there is collision on the other characters they don't turn giant.