Author Topic: BAN MANABYTE. BANABYTE. (Read 3575 times)

Howard Alan Treesong · « **on:** April 23, 2013, 07:57:28 PM »

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

At the very least, make it so he can't post anything outside of <spoiler> tags.

Beezy · « **Reply #1 on:** April 23, 2013, 08:00:19 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on April 23, 2013, 07:57:28 PM

At the very least, make it so he can't post anything outside of <spoiler> tags.

I support this

Steve Contra · « **Reply #2 on:** April 23, 2013, 08:06:10 PM »

I'm of the "wait, he's still here?" variety

Positive Touch · « **Reply #3 on:** April 23, 2013, 08:07:56 PM »

change it so that only he can see the content of his posts; all we'll see is like a trailer for resident evil 4 or a raisin bran box or something

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #4 on:** April 23, 2013, 08:14:27 PM »

Hmm, is there some sort of a web service that serves up spoilers? We could add a CAPTCHA to ManaByte's account that makes him type in spoilers before he posts.

"ROSEBUD WAS ACTUALLY A: [SLED]"
"IN THE SIXTH SENSE, BRUCE WILLIS WAS: [DEAD]"

Perhaps, through repetition, he will learn what other people consider a spoiler.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5 on:** April 23, 2013, 08:16:14 PM »

Jesus, thanks a lot. Tonight I was going to watch the Sixth Sense and Citizen Kane tonight for the first time.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #6 on:** April 23, 2013, 08:16:42 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on April 23, 2013, 08:14:27 PM

Hmm, is there some sort of a web service that serves up spoilers? We could add a CAPTCHA to ManaByte's account that makes him type in spoilers before he posts.

"ROSEBUD WAS ACTUALLY A: [SLED]"
"IN THE SIXTH SENSE, BRUCE WILLIS WAS: [DEAD]"

Perhaps, through repetition, he will learn what other people consider a spoiler.

i like the idea of rhyming couplet spoilers, could be a solid Beastie Boys B-side

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** April 23, 2013, 08:20:20 PM »

Er... so what happened?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #8 on:** April 23, 2013, 08:22:04 PM »

Quote from: demi on April 23, 2013, 08:20:20 PM

Er... so what happened?

He posted spoilers for Star Trek Into Darkness outside of spoiler tags that were already in his post.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #9 on:** April 23, 2013, 08:23:00 PM »

Yes he let slip that the villain is

spoiler (click to show/hide)

you see even fucking *I* know how to do this

[close]

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #10 on:** April 23, 2013, 08:25:06 PM »

ManaByte spoiler tagging could be be a new fad.

I can't believe that in the Sixth Sense,

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Bruce Willis

[close]

is dead the whole movie!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #11 on:** April 23, 2013, 08:25:56 PM »

The shocking twist in

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Citizen Kane

[close]

is that rosebud was really his sled!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12 on:** April 23, 2013, 08:30:40 PM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on April 23, 2013, 08:16:42 PM

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on April 23, 2013, 08:14:27 PM
Hmm, is there some sort of a web service that serves up spoilers? We could add a CAPTCHA to ManaByte's account that makes him type in spoilers before he posts.

"ROSEBUD WAS ACTUALLY A: [SLED]"
"IN THE SIXTH SENSE, BRUCE WILLIS WAS: [DEAD]"

Perhaps, through repetition, he will learn what other people consider a spoiler.

i like the idea of rhyming couplet spoilers, could be a solid Beastie Boys B-side

"Luke, I am your father" is what Vader Said.
Tyler Durden was all in his head.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** April 23, 2013, 08:39:52 PM »

Ban me

chronovore · « **Reply #14 on:** April 23, 2013, 08:45:46 PM »

Why not just put him on Ignore?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #15 on:** April 23, 2013, 08:50:45 PM »

Can someone tell me why he's back again? I thought Mandark drove him away for good. Then again I shouldn't be surprised, he never commits to anything.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #16 on:** April 23, 2013, 08:56:27 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on April 23, 2013, 08:45:46 PM

Why not just put him on Ignore?

it takes like 3 clicks, more fun to stomp feet and grab pitchforks

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** April 23, 2013, 08:57:45 PM »

ban him just for being an archsperg ballmongler, it's the right thing to do

Robo · « **Reply #18 on:** April 23, 2013, 08:58:40 PM »

It take it it must be a good spoiler because it's a Star Trek movie and who gives a shit.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #19 on:** April 23, 2013, 09:02:41 PM »

Not sure why you don't put him on ignore instead.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #20 on:** April 23, 2013, 09:02:51 PM »

Ban him for clearly being a link-spamming bot, or at least force him to enter a captcha before every post.

BlackMage · « **Reply #21 on:** April 23, 2013, 09:03:48 PM »

Why don't we just circumcise his vagina so he can't get pregnant.

Mandark · « **Reply #22 on:** April 23, 2013, 09:11:37 PM »

CAPTCHA? Make his ass pass a Voight-Kampff, says I.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #23 on:** April 23, 2013, 09:16:13 PM »

how do you put someone on Ignore now anyway? there used to be a button in the left-hand column beneath the nick...

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #24 on:** April 23, 2013, 09:22:58 PM »

I miss the days where you could see how many people have ignored someone.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #25 on:** April 23, 2013, 09:24:08 PM »

Or who ignored you. You guys would be surprised of how much I fucking hate you.

Mandark · « **Reply #26 on:** April 23, 2013, 09:24:40 PM »

This was my 100th vote on The Bore!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #27 on:** April 23, 2013, 09:27:29 PM »

Your vote is about as big of a mystery as your vote in the presidential election.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #28 on:** April 23, 2013, 09:28:22 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on April 23, 2013, 09:17:35 PM

You have to do it through your profile. It gives you a lot of time to reconsider the murder you're about to commit.

DOUBLE MURDER

Can you guess who #2 was

Polari · « **Reply #29 on:** April 23, 2013, 09:31:22 PM »

Spoiling dumb shit for people is pretty rad. You're alright by me, Manabyte.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** April 23, 2013, 09:34:47 PM »

I ride for Manabye. He's my twitter bro, soon to be Neverwinter bro

chronovore · « **Reply #31 on:** April 23, 2013, 09:38:28 PM »

I had FatalIT on Ignore for about a year after he spoiled something for me.

Seemed to work pretty well.

Right now, everyone has a Get Out of Jail Free card with me.
:feelsgoodman

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on April 23, 2013, 09:36:34 PM

This person has been murdered in the digital realm. Revive them?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #32 on:** April 23, 2013, 09:41:44 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on April 23, 2013, 09:36:34 PM

This person has been murdered in the digital realm. Revive them?

Clever!

Raban · « **Reply #33 on:** April 23, 2013, 09:42:24 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on April 23, 2013, 09:36:34 PM

This person has been murdered in the digital realm. Revive them?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #34 on:** April 23, 2013, 09:43:50 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2013, 09:34:47 PM

I ride for Manabye. He's my twitter bro, soon to be Neverwinter bro

Well, you two can kai kai on twitter all you want, but you should stop standing up for his indubitable bullshittery here! You're better than this, bro.

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on April 23, 2013, 09:36:34 PM

This person has been murdered in the digital realm. Revive them?

Fuck this lol.

Mupepe · « **Reply #35 on:** April 23, 2013, 09:50:46 PM »

The people have spoken. They want me banned.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #36 on:** April 23, 2013, 09:57:33 PM »

Look, if there's a mupepe option, I have to pick it.

etiolate · « **Reply #37 on:** April 23, 2013, 10:25:16 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 23, 2013, 09:50:46 PM

The people have spoken. They want me bound.

Mupepe · « **Reply #38 on:** April 23, 2013, 10:35:21 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on April 23, 2013, 09:57:33 PM

Look, if there's a mupepe option, I have to pick it.

I'll be the martyr. Because I can take it. I'll be the option you need, not the one you deserve.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #39 on:** April 23, 2013, 11:31:15 PM »

Everytime Manabyte posts a spoiler, Mupepe gets a week ban.

Goodbye, Mupepe.

Yeti · « **Reply #40 on:** April 24, 2013, 12:02:45 AM »

Well, I do love a good banwagon.

chronovore · « **Reply #41 on:** April 24, 2013, 12:41:14 AM »

American Banstand.

Momo · « **Reply #42 on:** April 24, 2013, 01:05:07 AM »

unleper methodis
double idol cajole

Diunx · « **Reply #43 on:** April 24, 2013, 01:12:59 AM »

After the first movie I think he did you all a favor.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #44 on:** April 24, 2013, 01:18:48 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on April 24, 2013, 01:12:59 AM

After the first movie I think he did you all a favor.

Please don't ever attempt to lecture an actual human being on taste, MGS fan.

Diunx · « **Reply #45 on:** April 24, 2013, 01:36:36 AM »

Better that than a fucking Trekkie specially a post JJ one.

StealthFan · « **Reply #46 on:** April 24, 2013, 08:59:36 AM »

chronovore · « **Reply #47 on:** April 25, 2013, 05:33:39 AM »

It's not always about you, GS.

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