I don't actually know how to use these new human head emoticons

[recursivelyenumerable]

I mean I thought I'd try and use one, but ... failure

Feels like modern culture has progressed beyond what I can process & left me behind  :merchant

[Joe Molotov]

This one always works in a pinch.

[hampster]

People keep using this one to show a good thing but I register the face as pain. I'm not good at this either

[StealthFan]

Looks like you need to get the fuck off my internet, then.

[recursivelyenumerable]

But I'm afraid I'll get it wrong and reveal that I don't really understand how human expressions are supposed to map to emotions and vice versa  :sadcam
and then everyone will be all  and I'll have to go back home
and I'm not sure if I'm welcome there anymore  :merchant

[radioheadrule83]

[Eli Gulgin]

[Rufus]

I can only see this one as a "Oh come on" kind of frustration.

[Great Rumbler]

I can only see this one as a "Oh come on" kind of frustration.

Yeah, that's what I get out of it. Like, Noah would make that face if just missed an easy free throw shot.

[Eli Gulgin]

Nahh it's totally the jizz face. Make a sex tape with whatever object is closest to you and show it to us, then we'll point out when you make that face.

[Mandark]

People keep using for booty appreciation, but I read it as the expression one would have after reading an am nintenho post.  Probably because of false perspective: my brain is registering the fingers as touching the side of his head to show a headache, rather than in front of the face.

Also, every time I see   I think we need a Frank Pembleton emote.

[The Sceneman]

you just need to learn the buttons

[recursivelyenumerable]

I like this because it kind of reminds me of 80s - early 90s magazine ads, like didn't they have a lot of interspersing of random inline images in the body copy and stuff?

[demi]

Emotes are what you make of them. Show your emotions.

I don't know how this works


Damn that's a big penis

[Flannel Boy]

The business has harnessed the power of his emoticons.