That Sorority chick who sent that funny email is pretty hot... and also resigned

[fistfulofmetal]

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/sorority-girl-email-writer--resigns--from-delta-gamma-172810311.html



I have nothing to add to this beyond the fact that she's pretty hot.

[StealthFan]

Kinda looks like a dude, breh.

[Steve Contra]

Looks like a teenage dude in a wig

*checks poster*

seems about right

[Phoenix Dark]

Looks like a teenage dude in a wig

*checks poster*

seems about right

[recursivelyenumerable]

Good. I like girls who are weird shit and do weird shit during the day

[Smooth Groove]

Good. I like girls who are weird shit and do weird shit during the day

only cool if they're hot

this one isn't

[TakingBackSunday]

meh, I'd smang

[Steve Contra]

Well you sister looks like you and you're a dude so...

[TakingBackSunday]

you're not wrong

[fistfulofmetal]

she has a nice smile.

[Smooth Groove]

Gimme the gorgeous chick with no smile any day

[Rufus]

Are they all about improving their chances with sorority chicks?

[Van Cruncheon]

i'd smang

[Joe Molotov]

i'd smang

I hope your performance is up to her liking, otherwise she'd probably rip your cock off.

[Cormacaroni]

This whole scene is new to me. Why do people do this to themselves? Is the networking so awesomely useful later in life? Or are these parties that you can't get drunk and hit on people just that much fun?

[Human Snorenado]

This whole scene is new to me. Why do people do this to themselves? Is the networking so awesomely useful later in life? Or are these parties that you can't get drunk and hit on people just that much fun?

Google "butt chugging"

[Huff]

This whole scene is new to me. Why do people do this to themselves? Is the networking so awesomely useful later in life? Or are these parties that you can't get drunk and hit on people just that much fun?

?

The parties are specifically there to get you drunk and laid very easily.

[Cormacaroni]

but i'm seeing all this finger-wagging about folks getting too drunk or lecherous

[Huff]

but i'm seeing all this finger-wagging about folks getting too drunk or lecherous

thats just from the kids in charge. the best emails are from the guys that get drunk and tell the "executive board" to fuck off

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

This whole scene is new to me. Why do people do this to themselves? Is the networking so awesomely useful later in life? Or are these parties that you can't get drunk and hit on people just that much fun?

Because some people would never be able to get a job otherwise if it weren't for frat/sorority connections.

[Cormacaroni]

All I know is Animal House. That looked like fun. Waking up to emails like that doesn't sound so fun, unless everyone involved is in on the joke and able to immediately turn around and give back the same amount of shit

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

How many circle jerks did you participate in when you were in a frat?

And don't say 0 because we all know what kind of gay shit goes down in those places.

[Huff]

daily

[Human Snorenado]

The real question though... how many times did you have to eat the muffin?

[Mandark]

This whole scene is new to me. Why do people do this to themselves? Is the networking so awesomely useful later in life? Or are these parties that you can't get drunk and hit on people just that much fun?

Rum, sodomy, and the lash.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Does a particular frat/sor's particular choice of Greek letters denote anything?

[Madrun Badrun]

It denotes that the other ones where taken

[Cerveza mas fina]

That's real Russian hair no doubt.

[Joe Molotov]

what was the e-mail?

[Flannel Boy]

what was the e-mail?

I'm not the only one turned on, right?

[Barry Egan]

by her? naaa.

now i'm turned on.

[Flannel Boy]

 :datass

[Steve Contra]

That I'd smang

[Flannel Boy]

Those are elbows.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Frats were on their way out in the 70s until Animal House came out.

[Huff]

I was in Delta Tau Delta.

And my school had been trying to limit/get rid of greek life, so we always had a pretty decent risk management team. For some reason, I didn't get along with them very well.

[Huff]

I was in the part of the fraternity that got insensibly drunk. It's mostly what we were known for.

At our first big social of junior year, at the end of the night, my prez was found outside the bar lying in his own puke. good times

[Joe Molotov]

When I was in school, the Dean of Students kicked her husband's old frat off campus. 

[Cerveza mas fina]

In the Netherlands only posh assholes and wannabes join societies.

I went to a get to know us weekend and they were serving beer from tap at 9 during morning gymnastics. Everyone was "fabulous" and "over the top friendly". I never went back after that weekend.

[radioheadrule83]

I think I'm in love. Not internet creep actual-in-love, but her unbridled rage over irrelevant shit and her swear vocabulary are simply excellent! If the US doesn't want her can the UK have her? I want this girl to come and cunt punt our lazy female chavs and socially awkwards

[brob]

whats the deal with the greek letters?

are the various combinations of greek letters meaningful or is it just something they think sounds cool?

are the various combinations of greek letters consistent across schools aka the omega beta cum house at school A is generally the same as the one with the same name at school B?

is butt chugging only done during hazing or can a bro let his butt chug whenevs?

u americans r cray i think

[Madrun Badrun]

The PC way to say butt chugging is "party enema" I'll have you know.

[Madrun Badrun]

The point is you get to do gay shit during hazing without the stigma of being called gay.  Surely you've been curious about how a lacrosse stick a foot deep feels.

[Huff]

Can anyone tell me what's the exact point of being in a frat? I've been invited to two where I've befriended a few of the frat brothers but I didn't join. My house has been called an unofficial frat house by some people, so I guess I never wanted to join cause i already have something similar? meh.

So we don't accidentally become friends with poors

[Van Cruncheon]

do you prefer cut cock?

[Huff]

duh

[Don Flamenco]

I think I'm in love. Not internet creep actual-in-love, but her unbridled rage over irrelevant shit and her swear vocabulary are simply excellent! If the US doesn't want her can the UK have her? I want this girl to come and cunt punt our lazy female chavs and socially awkwards

You really have no idea what you're getting into, do you?   You want our stuck up, spoiled white girls?  Take em!   Take all of them, please.  Then both of our societies can be destroyed. 

[Rufus]

In the Netherlands only posh assholes and wannabes join societies.

In Germany (and Austria, maybe Switzerland as well, dunno) it's all about the connections. There's heavy drinking and academic help as well, but mostly it's about connections. Many groups also still do the ritualistic fencing sessions for some sick facial scars.
Oh, and some of them are about keeping Germany pure because they're nationalistic, far right, backwards shit holes that in no uncertain terms glorify race purity and rail against 'political correctness' and 'multicultural societies'. Recently there was a row about an ethnic Chinese guy becoming a member in one and running for some important office there. A whole lot of other groups were against it and threatened to leave the umbrella organization simply because he wasn't actually German. Fun times. He's still there as far as I know, but I haven't kept up on the story.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

That I'd smang

would not smang; would bash*

spoiler (click to show/hide)

*bang and then smash

[close]

[ManaByte]

[Shadow Mod]

Can anyone tell me what's the exact point of being in a frat? I've been invited to two where I've befriended a few of the frat brothers but I didn't join. My house has been called an unofficial frat house by some people, so I guess I never wanted to join cause i already have something similar? meh.

Networking. You can join ones based on majors and academia.