I'm a grown ass man I don't need to worry about that shit
But what if you die and your friends or parents come over? That's why I take my blood pressure before fapping.
Do you have a backup plan for fast ejection of your dildos and fake pussies out of the window in the last seconds before your death or will you leave them for your parents to find along with your Mandingo porn and the autoerotic asphyxiation device (aka stockings) around your neck?
No, seriously, this is a really worrying scenario. There needs to be a service you can pay for in advance to come clean up that shit right after you've died or become a vegetable. Something like that happened in The Good Wife once, people carried out bags of dildos so the dead person's parents wouldn't have to know their child was a sexual deviant.
I don't use incognito mode, I hope I don't die after clicking all the dubious links here.