which pill do you choose

[Shadow Mod]

this pill list kinda blows.  Pink is too OP.  Black is a close second.  The rest can more or less be attained with the black/pink combo.  patch that shit

This isn't an MMO you fucking nerd. 

[Dickie Dee]

Yeti wins this thread.

I had to shapeshift into Mandark to do it though. 

[Don Flamenco]

this pill list kinda blows.  Pink is too OP.  Black is a close second.  The rest can more or less be attained with the black/pink combo.  patch that shit

This isn't an MMO you fucking nerd. 

but i've always dreamed of playing a video game but irl

[drew]

how am i the orange option, i hate weed.

chose yellow, seems like it would be the most useful one in daily life. you could find out immediately if chicks are into you and when people are lying to you or to win negotiations and you would find out what people really think of you, which would be rough at first but ultimately would shape you into a better person.

[Hock]

Green pill for fun. Black for money and power.

[Don Flamenco]

Pink pill is an endless get out of jail free card. With the pink pill the whole world becomes your consequence-free open world RPG.

They told me I could become anything

So I became Scarlett Johansson's dildo

[ToxicAdam]

I just want an eternal Xanax with no side effects.

[demi]

The green one doesnt specify speed, but its really the only one thats without any faults. I can fly over to Kentucky, fuck Andy, then skip over to Oklahoma and fuck Joe Molotov. Fly back home, post about it on the internet.

[Mupepe]

If I took the pink pill I'd turn into a toilet in a women's restrooms.  Twice a day, every day.

[Joe Molotov]

The green one doesnt specify speed, but its really the only one thats without any faults. I can fly over to Kentucky, fuck Andy, then skip over to Oklahoma and fuck Joe Molotov. Fly back home, post about it on the internet.

If you had the red pill too, you can post about it on the Internet while flying. Consider.

[demi]

I didnt even notice I could pick two pills. I will have to consider this. I might do the shapeshifter so I can turn into anything you want. I want to be your carbon based love doll.

[Madrun Badrun]

What kind of a based love doll are you currently? 

[demi]

Plastic, duh

[recursivelyenumerable]

this pill list kinda blows.  Pink is too OP.  Black is a close second.  The rest can more or less be attained with the black/pink combo.  patch that shit

This isn't an MMO you fucking nerd. 

but they've clearly made an attempt to "balance" them with the drawbacks and cooldowns and such, but failed utterly

[drew]

I just want an eternal Xanax with no side effects.

what do you mean? all xanax is is one big bad side effect.  at least all it does for me is make me want to sleep.

[Flannel Boy]

You don't need to shape-shift if you want to write an advice column.

edit:

Vos Savant studied philosophy at Washington University in St. Louis despite her parents' desire for her to pursue a more useful subject.

Vos Savant is of Italian, German,[2] and Austrian ancestry – she is a descendant of physicist and philosopher Ernst Mach

At least someone in the family is accomplished.

[StealthFan]

Red pill. I am under MK Ultra as we speak.

[Rufus]

I do the same with Unnatural Selection. Once it gets going you might as well skip to something else. I do that a lot these days.

[Shaka Khan]

I don't really need a pill to attain the grey pill's effect. I touch people and they love me all the time, if you know what I mean.

[Damian79]

Orange and Red.  I am a lazy fuck to the point that it is literally considered a mental illness.  I'd hate the black pill because it will cause me depression.

[CrystalGemini]

My first inclination is to just take all of them.