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Smooth Groove · « **Reply #3 on:** May 07, 2013, 11:25:55 AM »

get that Killzone trash outta here

cool breeze · « **Reply #4 on:** May 07, 2013, 11:48:38 AM »

the screenshot does look like a parody of killzone 2. or it explains BJ's nickname.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #5 on:** May 07, 2013, 11:57:12 AM »

Zzzzzzz

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #6 on:** May 07, 2013, 11:58:48 AM »

and the winner for worst and tackiest use of a hendrix song ever goes to...

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #7 on:** May 07, 2013, 12:51:23 PM »

Ok the teaser is really bad.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #8 on:** May 07, 2013, 01:23:16 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9 on:** May 07, 2013, 01:28:36 PM »

Quote from: Don Flamenco on May 07, 2013, 11:58:48 AM

and the winner for worst and tackiest use of a hendrix song ever goes to...

What about when they used it in Forrest Gump?

Diunx · « **Reply #10 on:** May 07, 2013, 02:28:59 PM »

Finally some nazy killing!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** May 07, 2013, 03:42:45 PM »

I want a real sequel to Wolfenstein ET. No sci fi shit, just good ole WWII team based goodness

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #12 on:** May 07, 2013, 03:49:15 PM »

I want to fight my way through cool colorful Nazi bases with crazy architecture that gets progressively nuttier as occult shit starts popping up. Then you fist fight Hitler

Positive Touch · « **Reply #13 on:** May 07, 2013, 04:45:02 PM »

this franchise needed a decade off to recharge

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 07, 2013, 03:42:45 PM

I want a real sequel to Wolfenstein ET. No sci fi shit, just good ole WWII team based goodness

enemy territory

one of the greatest MPs of all time

brob · « **Reply #14 on:** May 07, 2013, 04:49:52 PM »

The video looked tacky and boring. They need to Hitler, Himmler and the crew to make up some sort of Metal Gear Solid Cobra unit that you get to take down or something. If it's just space nazis in boring-ass space looking places I'm not gonna bother with it.

Though, the last Wolfenstein that got me wet was Return to Castle Wolfenstein so maybe these dudes don't care about my opinion. Voting with my wallet :'(

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #15 on:** May 07, 2013, 04:50:33 PM »

Needs more of this:

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #16 on:** May 07, 2013, 05:01:05 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on May 07, 2013, 03:49:15 PM

I want to fight my way through cool colorful Nazi bases with crazy architecture that gets progressively nuttier as occult shit starts popping up. Then you fist fight Hitler

exactly. Castle Wolfenstein. Now it's just some weird branding name.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #17 on:** May 07, 2013, 05:22:29 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on May 07, 2013, 04:49:52 PM

The video looked tacky and boring. They need to Hitler, Himmler and the crew to make up some sort of Metal Gear Solid Cobra unit that you get to take down or something. If it's just space nazis in boring-ass space looking places I'm not gonna bother with it.

Holy shit that would be amazing.

Then the last level is their moon base

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #18 on:** May 07, 2013, 05:23:36 PM »

if you want supernatural Nazis read BITTER SEEDS brah

Nazi X-Men vs. British Warlocks, GO

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #19 on:** May 07, 2013, 05:31:38 PM »

Why cant we have a realistic game where its the soviets beating the nazi's?

Although a polish american is nice too.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 07, 2013, 05:34:28 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on May 07, 2013, 05:22:29 PM

Quote from: Brobzoid on May 07, 2013, 04:49:52 PM

The video looked tacky and boring. They need to Hitler, Himmler and the crew to make up some sort of Metal Gear Solid Cobra unit that you get to take down or something. If it's just space nazis in boring-ass space looking places I'm not gonna bother with it.

Holy shit that would be amazing.

Then the last level is their moon base

(Image removed from quote.)

Hopefully, this is better then that movie.

But hey, made by ex-Starbresse people. Could be cool. Hell I enjoyed Syndicate.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #21 on:** May 07, 2013, 05:42:41 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on May 07, 2013, 05:23:36 PM

if you want supernatural Nazis read BITTER SEEDS brah

Nazi X-Men vs. British Warlocks, GO

Already read, fuck superb

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #22 on:** May 07, 2013, 05:50:33 PM »

Quote

The New Order is set in 1960 after the Nazis won World War II. Gamers play as the familiar American war hero B.J. Blazkowicz and are tasked with launching an "impossible counter-offensive" against the Nazi powers that have taken over the world.

Set in Europe, The New Order will have players infiltrating Nazi strongholds and battling legions of enemies, while taking control of "super weapons" that the Nazis have used to dominate earth--"and beyond," Bethesda teased.

brob · « **Reply #23 on:** May 07, 2013, 06:19:01 PM »

ok, so give each super nazi (himmler, barbie, mengele, etc) their own fortress and they can be the end of stage bosses before you get to go into Hitler's castle for the final showdown. maybe even a megaman style steal their powers mechanic for the bosses?

It's so obvious that this is what they should be doing.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #24 on:** May 07, 2013, 06:24:35 PM »

It's set in the 60's, so there's no reason why it can't have those guys in it. Well...maybe not Hitler, he was already riddled with syphilis by 1945 [which, obviously, would require him to appear as a half-robot version of himself].

brob · « **Reply #25 on:** May 07, 2013, 06:31:02 PM »

Hitler with a syphilis-proofed mecha-cock piloting some sort of bipedal nuclear launch station powered by the spear of destiny

Momo · « **Reply #26 on:** May 07, 2013, 06:33:37 PM »

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #27 on:** May 07, 2013, 06:52:32 PM »

when I was younger and bored I worked out a fairly extensive MGS squad-based action game set during WWIII and starring Cobra Unit. Who doesn't want to play as JACKED UP NAZI PUNCHIN SUPERHEROES? nobody

at least this game isn't like Cold War Berlin

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #28 on:** May 07, 2013, 06:52:57 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on May 07, 2013, 05:42:41 PM

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on May 07, 2013, 05:23:36 PM
if you want supernatural Nazis read BITTER SEEDS brah

Nazi X-Men vs. British Warlocks, GO

Already read, fuck superb

did you read the squeakel, The Coldest War

EDIT: Book 3 came out?!?!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** May 07, 2013, 06:53:32 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on May 07, 2013, 06:52:32 PM

when I was younger and bored I worked out a fairly extensive MGS squad-based action game set during WWIII and starring Cobra Unit. Who doesn't want to play as JACKED UP NAZI PUNCHIN SUPERHEROES? nobody

Kickstarter time.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #30 on:** May 07, 2013, 07:18:16 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on May 07, 2013, 06:52:57 PM

Quote from: Sho Nuff on May 07, 2013, 05:42:41 PM
Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on May 07, 2013, 05:23:36 PM
if you want supernatural Nazis read BITTER SEEDS brah

Nazi X-Men vs. British Warlocks, GO

Already read, fuck superb

did you read the squeakel, The Coldest War

EDIT: Book 3 came out?!?!

TO THE LIBRARY

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #31 on:** May 29, 2013, 02:41:13 PM »

Gameplay preview:

brob · « **Reply #32 on:** May 29, 2013, 03:06:05 PM »

purposefully stupid he calls it, but it looks like it's just plain ol' stupid, purposeful or not. If you're gonna go distinguished mentally-challenged fellow with vidya you should always go full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow imo.

SantaC · « **Reply #33 on:** March 31, 2014, 03:37:06 PM »

getting down to see this game in a few weeks. Know a guy who set me up for a visit at machinegames (have to sign a NDA though)

excited to learn about some secret stuff.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #34 on:** March 31, 2014, 03:38:11 PM »

Wink twice if there's secret paranormal stuff in the game.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #35 on:** March 31, 2014, 03:46:03 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #36 on:** March 31, 2014, 03:50:22 PM »

What's it gonna take to get you to never do that again?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #37 on:** April 08, 2014, 02:21:56 PM »

SantaC · « **Reply #38 on:** April 08, 2014, 03:13:04 PM »

these guys know how to make a trailer

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #39 on:** May 13, 2014, 06:17:49 PM »

a slime appears · « **Reply #40 on:** May 19, 2014, 11:38:54 AM »

Was hoping for reviews hitting this weekend or Monday morning but it's been strangely quiet. $:-\$

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #41 on:** May 19, 2014, 11:54:21 AM »

Quote from: a slime appears on May 19, 2014, 11:38:54 AM

Was hoping for reviews hitting this weekend or Monday morning but it's been strangely quiet. $:-\$

Guess it's probably pretty bad. I bought it anyway, tho. #yolo

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #42 on:** May 19, 2014, 12:42:32 PM »

Man, those sponsored Onion spots are really weird.

cool breeze · « **Reply #43 on:** May 19, 2014, 12:50:14 PM »

I watched 20 seconds of it on a stream. Dude walked up to a ladder, pressed square, it loaded and a cutscene played of him climbing up the ladder. Will buy during steam sale.

a slime appears · « **Reply #44 on:** May 19, 2014, 01:30:43 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 19, 2014, 11:54:21 AM

Quote from: a slime appears on May 19, 2014, 11:38:54 AM
Was hoping for reviews hitting this weekend or Monday morning but it's been strangely quiet. $:-\$

Guess it's probably pretty bad. I bought it anyway, tho. #yolo

Joe

Please post impressions when you get time.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #45 on:** May 19, 2014, 02:28:53 PM »

Hopefully Steam will let me start preloading it this afternoon.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #46 on:** May 19, 2014, 03:31:32 PM »

I played it for 5 minutes last year and it seemed pretty cool so I pre-ordered it because there's no way it's worse than Aliens: Colonial Marines.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #47 on:** May 19, 2014, 03:47:31 PM »

Got this on preorder at Best Buy, they did a thing where you get $20 in Reward bucks. I'll plow through this, then trade it in and use the $20 on Watch_Doges

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #48 on:** May 19, 2014, 10:18:43 PM »

Eager for impressions

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #49 on:** May 19, 2014, 10:32:05 PM »

40gigs $:-\$

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #50 on:** May 19, 2014, 11:56:10 PM »

5 minutes til embargo lifts

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #51 on:** May 20, 2014, 01:03:03 AM »

Mixed reviews, but most of them seemed to enjoy it.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #52 on:** May 20, 2014, 08:09:20 PM »

5GB patch

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #53 on:** May 20, 2014, 09:15:54 PM »

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #54 on:** May 20, 2014, 09:21:05 PM »

it's a shooter so far.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #55 on:** May 20, 2014, 09:32:23 PM »

I shot some guys. 8/10

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #56 on:** May 20, 2014, 09:43:26 PM »

Seems pretty standard so far. It's "okay".

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #57 on:** May 20, 2014, 10:03:00 PM »

yessir, so far, it is a shooter

benjipwns · « **Reply #58 on:** May 20, 2014, 10:14:25 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 20, 2014, 09:32:23 PM

I shot some guys. 8/10

-IGN.com

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #59 on:** May 20, 2014, 11:02:53 PM »

this game takes itself a little too seriously

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