Author Topic: Boreans who are fathers to daughters (Read 2739 times)

Himu · « **on:** May 11, 2013, 04:55:54 PM »

If you want to punish them when they're teenagers, growing breasts, slap them in the tits.

Seriously.

Sweet Jesus it hurts. Seriously.

Polari · « **Reply #1 on:** May 11, 2013, 04:57:45 PM »

If you slap someone in the tits is that sexual assault or just regular assault?

Mandark · « **Reply #2 on:** May 11, 2013, 05:01:03 PM »

#humbletrans

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #3 on:** May 11, 2013, 05:07:40 PM »

Is this a thing about you getting punched in the tits?

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #4 on:** May 11, 2013, 05:08:59 PM »

Who's been slapping your tits Himu? I hope it was with a hot cock and not a hand

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** May 11, 2013, 05:24:30 PM »

Some guy accidentally slapped my tit today. It felt like a thousand needles stabbing it. Not really, but it hurts like hell.

Yeti · « **Reply #6 on:** May 11, 2013, 06:12:33 PM »

I don't think it was accidental. Accidentally bumping into them sure, but how do you accidentally slap something?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7 on:** May 11, 2013, 06:16:40 PM »

Yeti · « **Reply #8 on:** May 11, 2013, 06:22:02 PM »

also, which side of the hand did he slap you with?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #9 on:** May 11, 2013, 06:24:43 PM »

this thread is weird

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #10 on:** May 11, 2013, 06:31:55 PM »

Himu post more hot cock in the NSFW thread

Squiddy · « **Reply #11 on:** May 11, 2013, 06:35:35 PM »

Fucking weirdos

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** May 11, 2013, 06:41:49 PM »

Is it the nerve tips? I know they're in the penis head for instance, but it makes sense that they reach all the way to the breasts. Is one more sensitive than the other or are they the same?

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** May 11, 2013, 06:53:12 PM »

One boob is more tender. It feels like needles stabbing my tit all the time. It isn't nerves per se but breast buds.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thelarche

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #14 on:** May 11, 2013, 07:00:08 PM »

It's only a personal theory, but I think decent beef brings on early maturity in girls. South Maerican countries like Mexico and Argentina are fixated on decent beef. Gangster beef or cow beef, there's no real difference.

Polari · « **Reply #15 on:** May 11, 2013, 08:58:54 PM »

Quote from: The Business on May 11, 2013, 08:46:47 PM

Worse than hitting the balls?

I was wondering about this... you have a unique perspective here, Himuro.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #16 on:** May 11, 2013, 09:18:12 PM »

as a father this thread confuses me

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** May 11, 2013, 09:45:16 PM »

Quote from: The Business on May 11, 2013, 08:46:47 PM

Worse than hitting the balls?

About the same but the difference is that when growing boobs they'll hurt even even if you're not hit. They'll hurt just rubbing on shirt fabric. Just walking and them flopping hurts.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** May 11, 2013, 10:31:26 PM »

google

Trent Dole · « **Reply #19 on:** May 11, 2013, 10:32:37 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on May 11, 2013, 05:01:03 PM

#humbletrans

SLAP YOUR TITS MAKE YOU HUMBLE

Himu · « **Reply #20 on:** May 11, 2013, 11:16:25 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on May 11, 2013, 10:31:26 PM

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google

I am grimacing.

StealthFan · « **Reply #21 on:** May 11, 2013, 11:22:25 PM »

PD mentioned penis heads. Sky is blue. Water is wet. Lex is huge.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #22 on:** May 12, 2013, 12:09:47 AM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on May 11, 2013, 09:18:12 PM

as a father this thread confuses me

Yes. Yes it does.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #23 on:** May 12, 2013, 01:07:41 AM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #24 on:** May 12, 2013, 01:19:55 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on May 12, 2013, 01:07:41 AM

wut

Insider information.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** May 12, 2013, 01:51:27 AM »

How come we can't have a thread about fathers kicking their sons in the balls?

Huff · « **Reply #26 on:** May 12, 2013, 01:56:26 AM »

Didn't you already have tits beforehand?

Positive Touch · « **Reply #27 on:** May 12, 2013, 11:52:58 AM »

haha puddles scared

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #28 on:** May 12, 2013, 01:02:10 PM »

i'm growing a third eye, it kinda hurts tbh

Himu · « **Reply #29 on:** May 12, 2013, 06:22:00 PM »

Haha holy shit. I made this when drunk yesterday. Can someone murder me please?

brob · « **Reply #30 on:** May 12, 2013, 06:23:43 PM »

how hard would I have to slap your tits for that to happen?

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #31 on:** May 12, 2013, 07:14:10 PM »

Quote from: The Business on May 12, 2013, 06:41:32 PM

Edit: oh this is only for teenage daughters. Carry on then.

Imagine if some geezer in his 80s would start slapping his 50-60 year old daughter's tits.

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Author Topic: Boreans who are fathers to daughters (Read 2739 times)