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Don Flamenco

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Post random terrible junk food you like
« on: May 16, 2013, 12:04:31 PM »
Chile Limon Dinamitas:



Grape Nos:



A very optimistic picture of a beef meximelt from taco bell:



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Re: Post random terrible junk food you like
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2013, 12:35:29 PM »


I don't eat them often, but every once in a while I get a craving for a kebab pizza.

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Re: Post random terrible junk food you like
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2013, 12:37:19 PM »
Snack food wise...



I can power through a whole bag of these with little effort.




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Re: Post random terrible junk food you like
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2013, 12:46:26 PM »
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Re: Post random terrible junk food you like
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2013, 12:48:32 PM »
Kinda cliche but:


:lawd

A new krispy kreme just opened up by my house and I have to drive past it every day. :noah

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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2013, 12:56:56 PM »
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Re: Post random terrible junk food you like
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2013, 01:00:11 PM »
Can't post pics right now, but I know Eel has my back on the various crackers and kettle chips we love :rock

On a more controversial note: mixing candy corn and Cheese-Its. It's the ultimate salt/sugar mix to me.
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Re: Post random terrible junk food you like
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2013, 01:08:28 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2013, 01:11:29 PM »
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The Spicy Buffalo flavor is off the fucking hook.


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Re: Post random terrible junk food you like
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2013, 01:17:48 PM »
Kinda cliche but:

:lawd

A new krispy kreme just opened up by my house and I have to drive past it every day. :noah


lucky!  all the ones by me closed years ago.  i try to microwave them for 20 seconds to emulate the freshly baked ones, but it's not the same.

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Re: Post random terrible junk food you like
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2013, 01:22:00 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2013, 01:42:45 PM »
Lunch today (with some chicken):



Shin Ramyun can suck it, this is the best instant noodle.  Not even just by instant noodle standards, it's quite tasty on its own.  It looks unassuming, even a little generic from the outside.  but this fucker has like 3 oils/sauces and 2 dried stuff packets!   

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Re: Post random terrible junk food you like
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2013, 01:53:36 PM »


:noah
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« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2013, 03:28:46 PM »



best fucking beef jerky on erf
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« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2013, 03:40:35 PM »
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best fucking beef jerky on erf


I don't get it...is it wrapped in bacon or floating in heavy cream?   

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Re: Post random terrible junk food you like
« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2013, 04:05:07 PM »
Chickn in a Biscuit is where it's at.
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« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2013, 04:22:45 PM »

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I don't get it...is it wrapped in bacon or floating in heavy cream?

Nah...its just so salty and tough to tear off...when you start chewing it you know.
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« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2013, 04:39:38 PM »

Nah...its just so salty and tough to tear off...when you start chewing it you know.
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« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2013, 04:45:10 PM »
so theres this sandwich thats mentioned in deadly premonition: turkey on white bread with strawberry jam and cereal. i decided to make one for myself the other day but i had to change it around because i was short on some ingredients. i put grape jelly on a biscuit, added some sliced turkey, and stuffed honey oats cereal in between.

let me tell you this sandwich is LIFE CHANGING as long as you dont get diabetes from it. its so sweet but the turkey balances it out (a little). next time im gonna heat up the biscuit and put some butter on it for extra flavor.
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« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2013, 04:46:13 PM »

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I don't get it...is it wrapped in bacon or floating in heavy cream?

Nah...its just so salty and tough to tear off...when you start chewing it you know.


ok, high sodium.  this is acceptable then. 

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« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2013, 04:47:38 PM »
and for store-bought junk food, i gotta go with the st louis classics:


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« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2013, 04:54:59 PM »
those frozen french bread pizzas done in the microwave where the center becomes like paste and you'd scoop it out with a spoon and eat it and hate yourself

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« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2013, 05:05:19 PM »
straight out of the can, mofos

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Post random terrible junk food you like
« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2013, 05:08:11 PM »
I was hooked to these.





Lunch today (with some chicken):
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« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2013, 07:30:07 PM »
Were you an Indonesian housemaid in a past life?


It's possible!   



I ate some Dinamitas today as well.  If you drop them, they leave staining red powder in every spot they bounce and you need soap and water to get it all off your fingers, but even then, they'll be slightly pink until your next shower. 

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« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2013, 08:37:17 PM »


Forgot about the pork rinds. I can't eat very many of them but every once in a while the notion strikes.
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Re: Post random terrible junk food you like
« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2013, 09:37:18 PM »
yeah i do but usually just when im out drinking
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Re: Post random terrible junk food you like
« Reply #34 on: May 16, 2013, 10:54:40 PM »
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best fucking beef jerky on erf

Arde0 knows what the fuck is up!

That jerky with this:

WTF

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Re: Post random terrible junk food you like
« Reply #35 on: May 16, 2013, 11:02:12 PM »
I ate two bags of generic gas station gummi bears today and didn't give a fuck about nothing.
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« Reply #36 on: May 16, 2013, 11:09:04 PM »
speaking of gas stations, if you guys are ever in Wisconsin, stop at a gas station.   They have like full grocery stores of various WI made meat and dairy products.   buy a whole bunch of that shit and then get some grape nos and maybe another energy drink from the 100s of choices

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Re: Post random terrible junk food you like
« Reply #37 on: May 16, 2013, 11:33:21 PM »
gummi worms >>>> gummi bears
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« Reply #38 on: May 16, 2013, 11:54:56 PM »
You're a liar.
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« Reply #39 on: May 16, 2013, 11:59:58 PM »
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Yeah, I still get a bag once and a while.  Oreo is best flavor.  Oreo ice cream, Oreo Milkshakes, Oreo Sandwiches. 

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« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2013, 03:24:58 AM »
Lunch today (with some chicken):
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Shin Ramyun can suck it, this is the best instant noodle.  Not even just by instant noodle standards, it's quite tasty on its own.  It looks unassuming, even a little generic from the outside.  but this fucker has like 3 oils/sauces and 2 dried stuff packets!

FUCK YES.  Always make it with fried egg and spam/ham and a lime wedge.  Do you eat it with a spritz of lime juice?  You should.

etiolate's stepdad makes the most amazing jerky ever.  I just got the recipe from him, gonna try making it one of these days.  I seriously inhale this stuff no joke.
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« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2013, 04:23:17 AM »
Ok I'm hungry and this thread looks like it's got some good stuff in it. So I'm proposing we do a snack trade similar to secret santa. Or just send me stuff to eat and I'll make a video of me eating it with pleasure.


best damn chips in the world



pop these in my backpack along with some nuts so I have something to munch on.


it's similar to korean jerky/salami, but its made with liver and herbs de provence. Out of this world flavor.

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« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2013, 09:48:43 AM »
Lunch today (with some chicken):
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Shin Ramyun can suck it, this is the best instant noodle.  Not even just by instant noodle standards, it's quite tasty on its own.  It looks unassuming, even a little generic from the outside.  but this fucker has like 3 oils/sauces and 2 dried stuff packets!

FUCK YES.  Always make it with fried egg and spam/ham and a lime wedge.  Do you eat it with a spritz of lime juice?  You should.



I will now...sounds good!  And maybe it's time to try spam.  I just got the box of 30 packs in two days ago :teehee

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Re: Post random terrible junk food you like
« Reply #43 on: May 17, 2013, 10:43:59 AM »
Chewy Chips Ahoy


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« Reply #44 on: May 17, 2013, 11:22:16 AM »
put em in the microwave for a few seconds :aah

 some whip cream on top :aah
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« Reply #45 on: May 17, 2013, 11:42:02 AM »
I love this stuff, but I always hated dealing with the metal cans.  then i found this:



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« Reply #46 on: May 17, 2013, 12:05:05 PM »
Really? No fans of Pringles up in here?


some other standbys of mine

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« Reply #47 on: May 17, 2013, 12:11:56 PM »
Pringles are like crack but I only fuck with the original flavor. Sour Cream and Onion is decent but most flavor dust takes like butt.

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« Reply #48 on: May 17, 2013, 08:02:20 PM »
yes! it's creamer and sweetener all in one.   


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« Reply #49 on: May 19, 2013, 10:45:31 AM »


I can't help myself when they are available. My wife knows it's a diet dealbreaker as soon as the commercial airs
YMMV

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« Reply #50 on: May 19, 2013, 11:00:29 AM »
 :yuck soy ribs
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« Reply #51 on: May 19, 2013, 11:07:31 AM »
i got some ham, eggs, and lime for my mi goreng.  It is now ridiculously good, but they really don't give you enough noodles  :'(

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« Reply #52 on: May 19, 2013, 11:10:15 AM »
YMMV

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« Reply #53 on: May 20, 2013, 01:57:45 AM »
i got some ham, eggs, and lime for my mi goreng.  It is now ridiculously good, but they really don't give you enough noodles  :'(

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That's what I ate today too!  I actually can't finish a whole pack...usually I only go for half.  I'm not a carb person though.
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« Reply #54 on: May 20, 2013, 05:09:49 AM »
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The Spicy Buffalo flavor is off the fucking hook.

Yeah, but the Cheeseburger ones are pretty gross. No surprise, but it's hard for me to resist a cheeseburger in any form.

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« Reply #55 on: May 20, 2013, 10:54:55 AM »
i got some ham, eggs, and lime for my mi goreng.  It is now ridiculously good, but they really don't give you enough noodles  :'(

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That's what I ate today too!  I actually can't finish a whole pack...usually I only go for half.  I'm not a carb person though.
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mine looked more like it was thrown together by a 3rd grader-- deli sliced ham, no lime garnish, egg with a broken yolk from the transfer to the plate :lol

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Re: Post random terrible junk food you like
« Reply #56 on: May 23, 2013, 06:47:41 PM »
my favorite part of summer:



purple and pink are the best

best brand:



watermelon and cola are the best

Slush Puppies are better because they use some kind of porous gelatinous shit to hold in the flavor.   flavor-ice is just ice and eventually you suck all the flavor out and are left with just ice

edit: also, while looking up "slush puppies" on walgreens.com, it autocorrected "slush" to "blush" and I found out they now sell fleshlights.  and they're on sale for $5 off!

http://www.walgreens.com/search/results.jsp?N=359445&y=0&Ntt=slush&x=0
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Re: Post random terrible junk food you like
« Reply #57 on: May 23, 2013, 07:05:06 PM »
I'm going through this thread and I just realized I never snack anymore.  Like ever.  Wonder what happened.
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« Reply #58 on: May 23, 2013, 07:25:23 PM »
I'm going through this thread and I just realized I never snack anymore.  Like ever.  Wonder what happened.
You got healthier?

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« Reply #59 on: May 23, 2013, 07:27:11 PM »
Not really.  At all.   I mean I drink more than...well anyone here, I eat whatever I feel like.  I just stopped snacking entirely.
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