Author Topic: Space Jam is Canon is the best username I've ever seen (Read 3561 times)

Himu · « **on:** May 18, 2013, 07:17:09 PM »

Please post, Space Jam. PLEASE.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** May 18, 2013, 07:44:36 PM »

Space Jam has the greatest opening scene ever.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #2 on:** May 18, 2013, 08:25:56 PM »

Two brothers posting in quick succession about Space Jam. What are the odds?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3 on:** May 18, 2013, 09:07:21 PM »

SPACE JAM

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #4 on:** May 18, 2013, 09:44:48 PM »

Hock · « **Reply #5 on:** May 18, 2013, 09:50:24 PM »

This is one of the first movies I remember actually anticipating and getting hyped for. It did not dissapoint, I had no idea it was considered bad until I got on the joyless internet.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6 on:** May 18, 2013, 09:56:35 PM »

While Space Jam isn't very good, the porn parody FACE JAM is of the highest quality, I can assure you.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #7 on:** May 18, 2013, 10:08:01 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2013, 07:44:36 PM

Space Jam has the greatest opening scene ever.

WTF

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** May 18, 2013, 10:13:02 PM »

Quote from: Verdigris Murder on May 18, 2013, 08:25:56 PM

Two brothers posting in quick succession about Space Jam. What are the odds?

I was going to post after Himu but I didn't want to get between two blackmen and Space Jam.

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** May 18, 2013, 10:47:14 PM »

Space Jam is a 90's classic and I refused to believe that Fly Like An Eagle was a 70's song and not a song made specifically for Space Jam.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #10 on:** May 18, 2013, 11:22:16 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on May 18, 2013, 10:47:14 PM

Space Jam is a 90's classic and I refused to believe that Fly Like An Eagle was a 70's song and not a song made specifically for Space Jam.

Space Jam was so awesome that it radioactively caused Steve Miller to write the lyrics to Fly Like an Eagle in the 1970's, made Seal win a Grammy so that he could fuck Heidi Klum, and gave Michael Jordan the power to 3-peat.

Mandark · « **Reply #11 on:** May 18, 2013, 11:57:07 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 18, 2013, 11:22:16 PM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on May 18, 2013, 10:47:14 PM
Space Jam is a 90's classic and I refused to believe that Fly Like An Eagle was a 70's song and not a song made specifically for Space Jam.

Space Jam was so awesome that it radioactively caused Steve Miller to write the lyrics to Fly Like an Eagle in the 1970's, made Seal win a Grammy so that he could fuck Heidi Klum, and gave Michael Jordan the power to 3-peat.

Is there a neologism for when a typo is better than the intended word? Cause there ought to be.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** May 19, 2013, 12:01:09 AM »

Autocorrect WIN!

Bebpo · « **Reply #13 on:** May 19, 2013, 12:35:43 AM »

One of my favorite movies ever. Thanks for whoever recommended the novelization a while back. It's my coffee table book and quite the conversation starter.

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** May 19, 2013, 04:48:42 AM »

I dunno. During the time you take Michael Jordan the biggest sports star. Let's pretend Space Jam is about hockey instead of basketball and it stars Wayne Gretzky. Add in Looney Tunes and you got a hit.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #15 on:** May 19, 2013, 04:50:40 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on May 19, 2013, 04:20:38 AM

Never really understood Space Jam. Is it, like, black Star Wars or something?

WB cartoons and real life colliding. A childhood dream coming true. That's the attraction in a nutshell, methinks.

Edit:

(It just occured to me that Who Framed Roger Rabbit did it first, but this felt more focused and geared towards kids, imo)

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #16 on:** May 19, 2013, 08:10:35 AM »

The space jam rap is one the best hip hop songs of all time.

MCD · « **Reply #17 on:** May 19, 2013, 08:37:10 AM »

pilonv1 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 19, 2013, 09:52:05 AM »

I think a lot of people subconsciously hold Space Jam to a higher level just because of how good a player Jordan was.

Diunx · « **Reply #19 on:** May 19, 2013, 10:02:47 AM »

holy shit there are Space Jam haters? fuck this gay internet.

Himu · « **Reply #20 on:** May 19, 2013, 11:55:33 AM »

I was 11 when this came out.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #21 on:** May 19, 2013, 12:02:42 PM »

the way they worked around MJ's baseball career was genius.

magus · « **Reply #22 on:** May 19, 2013, 12:04:50 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on May 19, 2013, 10:02:47 AM

holy shit there are Space Jam haters? fuck this gay internet.

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EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #23 on:** May 19, 2013, 08:42:10 PM »

I've been thinking for the past 3 weeks how space jam is a terrible movie and probably the biggest disappointment of my childhood. So much so I paid two dollars just to stream it for a refresher. Soundtrack still stuck in my head though.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #24 on:** May 19, 2013, 09:38:10 PM »

Quote from: magus on May 19, 2013, 12:04:50 PM

Quote from: Diunx on May 19, 2013, 10:02:47 AM
holy shit there are Space Jam haters? fuck this gay internet.

Someone gave the Angry Nintendo Nerd a hat.

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He's right about everything.

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Robo · « **Reply #25 on:** May 20, 2013, 01:36:33 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2013, 07:44:36 PM

Space Jam has the greatest opening scene ever.

Did you actually watch this video? It's very confusing.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #26 on:** May 20, 2013, 11:35:19 AM »

Quote from: magus on May 19, 2013, 12:04:50 PM

Quote from: Diunx on May 19, 2013, 10:02:47 AM
holy shit there are Space Jam haters? fuck this gay internet.

bunny boobies

*sees goatee, glasses, black hat*

nope.jpg

cool breeze · « **Reply #27 on:** May 20, 2013, 11:57:34 AM »

Space Jam is one of the only movies I watched in theaters as a kid. This friend decided that instead of a birthday party, he just wanted to take a group to watch Space Jam. I thought it was weird at the time because the kid had already watched the movie. He wanted to share Space Jam with us, or something.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #28 on:** May 20, 2013, 12:57:05 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on May 19, 2013, 11:52:41 AM

Quote from: Diunx on May 19, 2013, 10:02:47 AM
holy shit there are Space Jam haters? fuck this gay internet.

Yes, we're called "people who weren't age ten and under when this shit was released".

Yep. It didn't appeal to me and I wasn't into rap so the soundtrack was lost on me.

Mupepe · « **Reply #29 on:** May 20, 2013, 01:25:42 PM »

Space Jam was alright. I was never really into looney tunes as a kid though, nor basketball. Lion King was much better when I was a kid

Yeti · « **Reply #30 on:** February 13, 2014, 08:36:22 PM »

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #31 on:** February 13, 2014, 08:43:33 PM »

someone should emoticon sylvesters face to be the new

StealthFan · « **Reply #32 on:** February 13, 2014, 09:35:22 PM »

Terrible film.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33 on:** February 13, 2014, 10:41:05 PM »

Quote from: They Called Me Stealthfan on February 13, 2014, 09:35:22 PM

Terrible film.

That's because instead of supporting you and letting you know that you can fly, your dad must have raped you, because dad rape is the only reason I can thin of that would cause one to dislike that American classic.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #34 on:** February 13, 2014, 10:43:41 PM »

my dad raped me constantly and I hate the film for completely unrelated reasons. so there goes your theory.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #35 on:** February 13, 2014, 10:45:59 PM »

I don't listen to rape victims.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #36 on:** February 13, 2014, 11:00:49 PM »

who said I was a victim

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37 on:** February 13, 2014, 11:26:09 PM »

I was just being considerate, child-slut.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #38 on:** February 13, 2014, 11:39:58 PM »

slut shaming smh

cool breeze · « **Reply #39 on:** February 21, 2014, 07:45:08 PM »

will Space Jam 2 be canon?

Himu · « **Reply #40 on:** February 21, 2014, 10:02:27 PM »

Space Jam Is Canon still has not posted.

His user name is amazing too.

Yeti · « **Reply #41 on:** February 22, 2014, 01:30:05 AM »

Holy shit, the original Space Jam website is STILL UP

http://www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/jam.htm

Yeti · « **Reply #42 on:** February 22, 2014, 01:36:36 AM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #43 on:** February 22, 2014, 08:19:21 AM »

Quote from: fryinghigh on February 21, 2014, 07:45:08 PM

will Space Jam 2 be canon?

Space James 2 is a spin-off that happens on an alternate timeline.

Space Jam is Canon · « **Reply #44 on:** April 29, 2014, 07:43:56 AM »

ilu himu, sorry for not seeing this

i realized that i've been lurking this site off and on since i was 16 -- the only time i've ever posted was to discuss musou with prole and out one of g's alts on methodis' account in like 2007 --and i'm now 24 what the fuck

MCD · « **Reply #45 on:** April 29, 2014, 07:58:34 AM »

if this might make you feel better, i'm still a virgin.

benjipwns · « **Reply #46 on:** April 29, 2014, 08:07:11 AM »

Quote from: Space Jam is Canon on April 29, 2014, 07:43:56 AM

ilu himu, sorry for not seeing this

i realized that i've been lurking this site off and on since i was 16 -- the only time i've ever posted was to discuss musou with prole and out one of g's alts on methodis' account in like 2007 --and i'm now 24 what the fuck

JJ Abrams says he's looking for you.

Himu · « **Reply #47 on:** April 29, 2014, 11:17:19 AM »

Please stick around.

archie4208 · « **Reply #48 on:** April 29, 2014, 11:28:46 AM »

He beat NG+++++ in Dark Souls 2.

Truly the hardest hardcore gamer on the site.

Himu · « **Reply #49 on:** April 29, 2014, 11:30:27 AM »

Space Jam, get DW8XLCL on steam and join us!

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Author Topic: Space Jam is Canon is the best username I've ever seen (Read 3561 times)