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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #60 on: May 21, 2013, 09:48:05 AM »
I cannot fucking watch this thing if that zombie gameshow host Don Mattrick is giving the presentation.  That guy is the worst.


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« Reply #61 on: May 21, 2013, 09:53:56 AM »
why would you willingly watch somethign by microsoft
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« Reply #62 on: May 21, 2013, 09:56:49 AM »
I dont know why this is at 1pm. Wouldn't you want this event where MANY PEOPLE WHO ARENT AT WORK OR SCHOOL watch it?
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« Reply #63 on: May 21, 2013, 09:58:16 AM »
*shudder*

Mattrick doesn't even seem real.  He's like an automaton out of Disney's Hall of Presidents.
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« Reply #64 on: May 21, 2013, 10:01:03 AM »
did maxy die of hype, i was hoping there would be meltdowns+delicious trolling already


he seems to be a cut above.  he isn't crying about paid twitter trends and dumb things like that.

when Kaz comes out and dumps a bucket of blood on Mattrick Carrie-style, we'll see how tough maxy is.

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« Reply #65 on: May 21, 2013, 10:05:47 AM »

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« Reply #66 on: May 21, 2013, 10:08:07 AM »
My hype for this thing is zero right now.
The biggest troll news of the day is Sony paying for TT :zzz

M$ NDA = Lame  :yuck

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« Reply #67 on: May 21, 2013, 10:11:18 AM »
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I'd love to do football. I'd love to do a football game. I don't think they've changed one iota. I think there was some interesting stuff at the start of football games... you had things like Sensible Soccer, and you had... what was the name, Kick-Off? You had lots of different mechanisms, and it's kind of all just come into we know exactly what the controls are going to do, and I'd love to say "Right. Let's get back to what football's all about." And what is it REALLY all about? What do you want, as a player, to be when you play football, and what do you want to feel when you play? I'd love to do that, it would be a real joy. That's not saying I'm going to do a football game, I'm just saying a personal thing is that, you know, the challenge of doing that would be fantastic.

If only someone who didn't make games about cubes was thinking the same way!

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« Reply #68 on: May 21, 2013, 10:12:29 AM »
UbiSoft said the same shit and made that trash Real Football.
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« Reply #69 on: May 21, 2013, 10:18:14 AM »
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« Reply #70 on: May 21, 2013, 10:23:06 AM »
i hope phil turns heel during the presentation and gives don mattrick a stunner

then he cracks open a couple of zimas, pours one on the new xbox, and the camera fades to black with him double fisting the middle finger and wagging his head back and forth

jr would fuckin lose his shit

please do this
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« Reply #71 on: May 21, 2013, 10:28:23 AM »


nice
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« Reply #72 on: May 21, 2013, 10:31:34 AM »
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XboxReveal Day: Where to watch  

Watch the main event today at 1p ET/10a PT/17:00 GMT via the live global stream that will be available on Xbox LIVE and Xbox.com. If you are in the US or Canada, you can also watch the broadcast on Spike TV. 

Note: The Xbox.com version should be viewable on most mobile devices.

If you have a Windows Phone 8, download the free Live Event Player to view watch the stream.

The full show will be available later in the day for viewing via video on demand on Xbox.com and Xbox LIVE.

PLUS later today at 3p ET/12n PT/19:00 GMT I am hosting a special #XbxoReveal recap show that will ONLY be streamed on Twitch.tv During this time I’ll be joined by guests who will go into more detail about our #XboxReveal announcements. This will be available later in the day on Twitch.tv for playback as well.

If you can’t join us for the live event, you can follow me on Twitter where I’ll be sharing the news throughout the day.

http://majornelson.com/2013/05/21/xboxreveal-day-where-to-watch/

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« Reply #73 on: May 21, 2013, 10:40:09 AM »
i'm in irc channel

where you niccas at
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« Reply #74 on: May 21, 2013, 11:04:26 AM »
Less than 2 hours left.



I will go dark during the reveal so mods bork laser, feel free to hijack the first post if needed.

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« Reply #75 on: May 21, 2013, 11:08:00 AM »
Less than 2 hours left.

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I will go dark during the reveal so mods bork laser, feel free to hijack the first post if needed.

:rofl
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« Reply #76 on: May 21, 2013, 11:09:44 AM »
Less than 2 hours left.

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I will go dark during the reveal so mods bork laser, feel free to hijack the first post if needed.

:rofl
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« Reply #77 on: May 21, 2013, 11:14:28 AM »
wow that gif is amazing.

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« Reply #78 on: May 21, 2013, 11:36:18 AM »

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« Reply #79 on: May 21, 2013, 11:42:03 AM »
This has to be the lamest (pre)reveal ever.Just some lame gifs and pics.

Doesn't bode well for the console...
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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #81 on: May 21, 2013, 11:57:14 AM »
thinking about it, I'm mostly interesting in seeing what the controller looks like since it'll replace my 360 controller for PC games.  want the d-pad and face buttons to be fixed, plus bluetooth so I can ditch the dongle.

edit: wow, gametrailers' page is terrible.  two windows for tweets, one for chat, all constantly scrolling.  is there a way to just watch the video?
« Last Edit: May 21, 2013, 12:09:56 PM by fryinghigh »

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« Reply #82 on: May 21, 2013, 12:04:09 PM »
Giantbomb should be up in 30 so gonna wait on them

Lets gets this show on the road

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« Reply #83 on: May 21, 2013, 12:04:26 PM »
I'm hoping they don't go too full-on with Windows 8 integration... announcing WinRT compatibility would be great for app developers, but I don't want much if any time at all devoted to silly swipey menus and voice commands

Who is presenting this year? Do we know?

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« Reply #84 on: May 21, 2013, 12:08:59 PM »
I'm hoping they don't go too full-on with Windows 8 integration... announcing WinRT compatibility would be great for app developers, but I don't want much if any time at all devoted to silly swipey menus and voice commands

Who is presenting this year? Do we know?

It mentions Don Mattrick and friends on the invite but we don't know who else specifically will help (I guess Phil Harrison will be one)

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« Reply #85 on: May 21, 2013, 12:14:41 PM »
Less than 2 hours left.

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I will go dark during the reveal so mods bork laser, feel free to hijack the first post if needed.
:lol :lol :lol
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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #86 on: May 21, 2013, 12:26:17 PM »
Gonna stop by the supermarket for some snacks before heading home.

VIDYA GAMEEEES!!!!!
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« Reply #87 on: May 21, 2013, 12:41:08 PM »
This has to be the lamest (pre)reveal ever.Just some lame gifs and pics.

Doesn't bode well for the console...
I see what kind of reverse psychology is going on here :umad

Thinly veiled though my friend :umad

http://www.gametrailers.com/netstorage/xboxcountdown/live.html is up, bout to start streaming in 15

Can't wait to start trolling.

Game Over.
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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #88 on: May 21, 2013, 12:49:08 PM »
At work  :snoop

lunch at 2pm tho
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« Reply #89 on: May 21, 2013, 12:50:52 PM »
It begins!

I like the music.
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« Reply #90 on: May 21, 2013, 12:52:06 PM »
Music is suitably epic.

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« Reply #92 on: May 21, 2013, 12:56:00 PM »
I cant connect to chat :(

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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #93 on: May 21, 2013, 12:56:24 PM »
Turn the bass on.
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« Reply #94 on: May 21, 2013, 12:56:51 PM »
PD JOIN THE IRC CHANNEL
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« Reply #95 on: May 21, 2013, 01:00:34 PM »
HERE WE GO

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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #96 on: May 21, 2013, 01:01:49 PM »
Hey I used to work in one of those buildings. :)
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« Reply #97 on: May 21, 2013, 01:02:23 PM »
I already hate this
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« Reply #98 on: May 21, 2013, 01:03:00 PM »
Spielberg snaaaaaap

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« Reply #99 on: May 21, 2013, 01:03:28 PM »
Black/green hasn't been part of xbox advertising in a while. Interesting.
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« Reply #100 on: May 21, 2013, 01:03:30 PM »
QED

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« Reply #101 on: May 21, 2013, 01:03:47 PM »
Game's wish they were this diverse.

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« Reply #102 on: May 21, 2013, 01:03:49 PM »
Xbox Alive?
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« Reply #103 on: May 21, 2013, 01:05:02 PM »
Who has the best stream?

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« Reply #104 on: May 21, 2013, 01:05:36 PM »
gametrailers is pretty good
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« Reply #105 on: May 21, 2013, 01:07:20 PM »
wat
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« Reply #106 on: May 21, 2013, 01:07:59 PM »
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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #107 on: May 21, 2013, 01:08:46 PM »
that is an atrocious looking piece of hardware

but controller looks cool
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« Reply #108 on: May 21, 2013, 01:08:52 PM »
Possibly the most boring looking system in a while.

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« Reply #109 on: May 21, 2013, 01:09:06 PM »
this is horrible.  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #110 on: May 21, 2013, 01:09:18 PM »
Dumb name. Same shitty controller.  :yuck :yuck :yuck
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« Reply #111 on: May 21, 2013, 01:09:22 PM »
Xbox One :rofl

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« Reply #112 on: May 21, 2013, 01:09:48 PM »
microshit  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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« Reply #113 on: May 21, 2013, 01:09:51 PM »
xbox 1 vs playstation 4

 :teehee

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« Reply #114 on: May 21, 2013, 01:09:57 PM »
Name works for me.  controller looks sweet as tits. 

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« Reply #115 on: May 21, 2013, 01:10:28 PM »
Didn't expect it to look like a DVD player. :lol

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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #116 on: May 21, 2013, 01:11:09 PM »
meh stream just crapped out on me.  I'll check back in an hour.

also methodis....mods halp
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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #117 on: May 21, 2013, 01:11:45 PM »
Guy listens to Deadmau5, ok that will officially be the best thing to come out of this for me.

"Xbox go home"... lol that should sum up everything.
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« Reply #118 on: May 21, 2013, 01:12:26 PM »
is it called xbox one because you take one look at it and walk away
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« Reply #119 on: May 21, 2013, 01:12:51 PM »
that nintendo dpad :rejoice
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