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« Reply #240 on: May 21, 2013, 01:57:11 PM »


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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #241 on: May 21, 2013, 01:57:15 PM »
Wait....you have to pay extra money of another account wants to play the game?
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« Reply #242 on: May 21, 2013, 01:58:07 PM »
"Xbox, play game

...Xbox?"
"Xbox, turn on WiiU"

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« Reply #243 on: May 21, 2013, 01:58:35 PM »
As boring as Sony's was, it didn't feel like they bought the soul of a 16 year old football jock. On top of the used game thing, I'm going to have to pass on the xbox one.
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« Reply #244 on: May 21, 2013, 01:59:25 PM »
Wait....you have to pay extra money of another account wants to play the game?

holy shit

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« Reply #245 on: May 21, 2013, 01:59:31 PM »
Sony's show was horrible, but now compared to this, it's amazing and for gamers.

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« Reply #246 on: May 21, 2013, 02:00:37 PM »
This is really sad.  After the terrible showing of Sony and the ps4 MS somehow did a showing worse than what Sony did.  The future is bleak.  *hugs pc*

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« Reply #247 on: May 21, 2013, 02:01:27 PM »
Isn't this exactly what you guys expected? I already knew it wasn't for me.

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« Reply #248 on: May 21, 2013, 02:01:29 PM »
Looks like MS is doing everything we feared they would
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« Reply #249 on: May 21, 2013, 02:02:09 PM »
Sticking with my 3DS for the future.
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« Reply #250 on: May 21, 2013, 02:03:17 PM »
Sony's show was horrible, but now compared to this, it's amazing and for gamers.

Who do you think will get more coverage overall?

Sony.

Unless you mean lots of coverage like: MS announces console with stuff we don't care about.

Then MS.

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« Reply #251 on: May 21, 2013, 02:03:25 PM »
Isn't this exactly what you guys expected? I already knew it wasn't for me.
Expected, but I'll be here mocking it none the less, i have nothing better to do

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« Reply #252 on: May 21, 2013, 02:04:01 PM »
no one is talking about the next xbox on my facebook. it was all over my facebook when ps4 was on and i dont have friends with gamers.
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« Reply #253 on: May 21, 2013, 02:05:12 PM »
the future is bleak

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« Reply #254 on: May 21, 2013, 02:05:19 PM »
I expected there to be the TV stuff  that might be kinda useful and easy.

But not one "man that shit was cool" moment.

thanks for letting us switch channels easier
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« Reply #255 on: May 21, 2013, 02:06:27 PM »
Sony's show was horrible, but now compared to this, it's amazing and for gamers.

Who do you think will get more coverage overall?

Sony.

Unless you mean lots of coverage like: MS announces console with stuff we don't care about.

Then MS.

Yeah, that's exactly what I mean.

As a company you do whatever get's you the most press. This event covers like 10 different spectrum's of entertainment. From a business perspective, this event was smart money for Microsoft.

Ehm no

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« Reply #256 on: May 21, 2013, 02:06:49 PM »
TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV games TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV

Nailed it. MS put their foreskin over our eyes.
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« Reply #257 on: May 21, 2013, 02:07:27 PM »
no one is talking about the next xbox on my facebook. it was all over my facebook when ps4 was on and i dont have friends with gamers.
My timelines is littered with Xbox One talk.

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« Reply #259 on: May 21, 2013, 02:08:58 PM »
hahaha

lol
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« Reply #260 on: May 21, 2013, 02:09:02 PM »
welcome to the next generation of xbox!

TV? WE ALT TAB NOW.

thank you and good-night!

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« Reply #261 on: May 21, 2013, 02:09:06 PM »
A device aimed at a younger demographic: the new generation, new generation, new generation repeated over and over.

Yet they focus on TV, which is something that demographic accesses less and less.

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« Reply #262 on: May 21, 2013, 02:09:36 PM »
Bring back Elijah Wood!
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« Reply #264 on: May 21, 2013, 02:10:43 PM »
http://www.polygon.com/2013/5/21/4349698/xbox-one-not-backward-compatible-xbox-360

it's official. not buying xbox one.

Sony, show me more of that playstation 4.
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« Reply #265 on: May 21, 2013, 02:10:53 PM »
A device aimed at a younger demographic: the new generation, new generation, new generation repeated over and over.

Yet they focus on TV, which is something that demographic accesses less and less.

Yeah it's typical upper class USA bubble thinking
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« Reply #266 on: May 21, 2013, 02:10:57 PM »
What a clusterfuck. Microsoft just kept sticking cocks into my orifices, fucking me over and over while making a please be excited face.

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« Reply #267 on: May 21, 2013, 02:11:19 PM »
Apparently it takes the power of Kinect 2.0 and 8gb of RAM to fully replace your remote control.

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« Reply #268 on: May 21, 2013, 02:11:22 PM »
So what happened to that shrunk down Xbox 360?

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« Reply #269 on: May 21, 2013, 02:11:33 PM »
As I said,game over.

Find another job,game industry people.
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« Reply #270 on: May 21, 2013, 02:11:34 PM »

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« Reply #271 on: May 21, 2013, 02:12:52 PM »
http://www.polygon.com/2013/5/21/4349698/xbox-one-not-backward-compatible-xbox-360

it's official. not buying xbox one.

Sony, show me more of that playstation 4.

You know PS4 is not BC either?
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« Reply #272 on: May 21, 2013, 02:13:03 PM »
Everyone, quick buy a WiiU and an OUYA, RIGHT NOW

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« Reply #273 on: May 21, 2013, 02:13:25 PM »
I think Wii U has more games than Xbox One
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« Reply #274 on: May 21, 2013, 02:14:00 PM »
Quote
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We are going to sue Microsoft. They clearly ripped off the XBOX One design from one of our Betamax players

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« Reply #275 on: May 21, 2013, 02:14:23 PM »
interesting stuff

Wider triggers and bumpers


Still removable batteries (positive, imo)


HDMI out, HDMI in, and IR jack.

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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #276 on: May 21, 2013, 02:14:28 PM »
Fifa, Forza, and CoD all look like good games that I'd enjoy to some extent, I just don't think I'd buy a new console to play them.

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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #277 on: May 21, 2013, 02:15:42 PM »
what was the funniest part?  Halo TV show? 

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« Reply #278 on: May 21, 2013, 02:16:28 PM »
http://www.polygon.com/2013/5/21/4349698/xbox-one-not-backward-compatible-xbox-360

it's official. not buying xbox one.

Sony, show me more of that playstation 4.

You know PS4 is not BC either?

Yes, and I don't have all my dd games on ps3, either, so without bc, I have no reason to be attached or tied into buying xbox one. Without bc, I can start anew.
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« Reply #279 on: May 21, 2013, 02:16:31 PM »
I missed this but it sounds like fucking shit   :-\


Gotta check this out later

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« Reply #280 on: May 21, 2013, 02:16:39 PM »
So they showed one of those zebra controllers on GT.

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« Reply #281 on: May 21, 2013, 02:17:08 PM »
I'm still getting it.  I'm just pissed it wasn't more game focused, but most MS conferences have been media focused for a while now.  I don't give a fuck about online only or no used games, but I can see why others would.  No BC sucks, but PS4 doesn't have it either so I figured new xbox wouldn't.  Guess I'll be hanging onto my 360.

E3 just needs to hurry up and get here.  I want to see more games.  Forza was hot, Remedy game was hot.  Don't give a shit about sports or COD so meh.  Entertainment shit was neat but in the end it's just icing on top of a game system for me.  Games games games games games goddammit!

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« Reply #282 on: May 21, 2013, 02:17:42 PM »
what was the funniest part?  Halo TV show?

start with ESPN Sports

then EA Sports

then back to TV Sports

fantasy sports at a point, too.



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« Reply #283 on: May 21, 2013, 02:17:47 PM »
Let's be honest: that was butt-fuckingly awful.

The console industry is going down in flames.

SAVE US, GABEN.
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« Reply #284 on: May 21, 2013, 02:17:58 PM »
why would you pay $400+ for one game mupepe
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« Reply #285 on: May 21, 2013, 02:18:19 PM »
what was the funniest part?  Halo TV show?

start with ESPN Sports

then EA Sports

then back to TV Sports

fantasy sports at a point, too.




Basically a big fuck you to anyone outside the US
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« Reply #286 on: May 21, 2013, 02:18:45 PM »
ps4 (blu ray/media box that plays the occasional game), pc, and 3ds for me.
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« Reply #287 on: May 21, 2013, 02:20:30 PM »
Let's be honest: that was butt-fuckingly awful.

The console industry is going down in flames.

SAVE US, GABEN.

Oscar must be in heaven  :lol

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« Reply #288 on: May 21, 2013, 02:20:58 PM »
WiiU sounding more enticing... lol, at least you can play Wii games on it!
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« Reply #289 on: May 21, 2013, 02:21:07 PM »
Assassin's Creed 4, Watch_Dogs, and Thief 4 are 'officially' confirmedf or Xbox ONE.  What else was there? Battlefield 4 and The Evil Within?

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« Reply #290 on: May 21, 2013, 02:21:28 PM »
nevermind
« Last Edit: May 21, 2013, 02:23:08 PM by Formerly Known As Himuro »
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« Reply #291 on: May 21, 2013, 02:21:34 PM »
Those triggers look nice.

I have nothing else positive to say.

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« Reply #292 on: May 21, 2013, 02:22:37 PM »
No BC, No used games?

BRB killing myself with a Nokia Lumia.

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« Reply #293 on: May 21, 2013, 02:23:43 PM »
Well, I guess I'm going PC only.
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« Reply #294 on: May 21, 2013, 02:25:00 PM »
No BC? There goes my plan to replace my aging JP console with a next gen one. :(

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« Reply #295 on: May 21, 2013, 02:25:11 PM »
Yeah, I hope those controllers are PC compatible. They look nice and that Dpad at least looks like it could be better than the current one.

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« Reply #296 on: May 21, 2013, 02:26:09 PM »


:rofl

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« Reply #297 on: May 21, 2013, 02:26:32 PM »
"Xbox, deploy Samoan sized spinning bladed dildo of death, insert it into my ear please."
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« Reply #298 on: May 21, 2013, 02:27:01 PM »
welp, guess they're ceding everywhere but north america

that was a genuinely awful presentation, upwards of $500 for a cable box which also happens to play call of duty
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« Reply #299 on: May 21, 2013, 02:27:24 PM »
Sega should make a comeback now.

Dreamcast 2.0
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