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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #300 on: May 21, 2013, 02:27:34 PM »
How stinky was this presentation on a scale of 1-10?
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« Reply #302 on: May 21, 2013, 02:28:06 PM »
Xbox One just reminds me of how Sony rebranded the Playstation as PSOne after the PS2 came out. Which can't be Microsoft's attention.

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« Reply #303 on: May 21, 2013, 02:28:16 PM »
How stinky was this presentation on a scale of 1-10?

One :teehee
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« Reply #304 on: May 21, 2013, 02:28:48 PM »
How stinky was this presentation on a scale of 1-10?

i'll be generous and give them a three for mentioning the console's ability to play games
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« Reply #305 on: May 21, 2013, 02:29:12 PM »
interesting stuff


Still removable batteries (positive, imo)
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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #306 on: May 21, 2013, 02:29:18 PM »
Quantum Break and 15 exclusives games were the only highlight.

My shelling career is over.

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« Reply #307 on: May 21, 2013, 02:29:37 PM »
J.Allard showed up.  At least a 2- 2.5

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« Reply #308 on: May 21, 2013, 02:29:52 PM »
Quantum Break and 15 exclusives games were the only highlight.

My shelling career is over.

:bow

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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #309 on: May 21, 2013, 02:31:22 PM »

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« Reply #310 on: May 21, 2013, 02:31:24 PM »
to be fair, game stuff is for E3, but it couldn't be more obvious that video games are an afterthought for the MS business strategy from this point forward
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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #311 on: May 21, 2013, 02:33:28 PM »
That console design, woof. Mike&Maiike + Astro Studios did such a great job with the OG 360, whereas this looks like a budget HTPC case fucked Darth Vader.

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« Reply #312 on: May 21, 2013, 02:34:40 PM »
Sony stock is up! :lol
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« Reply #313 on: May 21, 2013, 02:35:03 PM »
Quantum Break and 15 exclusives games were the only highlight.

My shelling career is over.

That is really impressive imho.

8 new IP's too.

I really liked this they should have made a bigger point of this.

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« Reply #314 on: May 21, 2013, 02:35:42 PM »
Sony's stock went up 9% :lol
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« Reply #315 on: May 21, 2013, 02:35:59 PM »
has anyone heard from maxy

is he okay

blink your eyes if you're okay, maxy
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« Reply #316 on: May 21, 2013, 02:36:33 PM »
so, it's looking like a weaker system on paper and with all that OS shit and Kinect to handle on top of running games.   

Might be a pretty big power gap b/t the two systems this time.

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« Reply #317 on: May 21, 2013, 02:36:44 PM »
Sony's stock went up 9% :lol

Are you kidding me?  :lol

That would be funny.
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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #318 on: May 21, 2013, 02:37:01 PM »
XBL server count is being upgraded from 15000 to 300000...interesting
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« Reply #319 on: May 21, 2013, 02:37:17 PM »

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« Reply #321 on: May 21, 2013, 02:37:49 PM »



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« Reply #322 on: May 21, 2013, 02:38:40 PM »
I feel like i was invited to a party but when i got there MS was stirring my coffee with it's dick to the sound of paid gimps screaming with each knob twirl
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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #323 on: May 21, 2013, 02:39:23 PM »
Gonna get a new CPU, larger HD, and continue to dedicate myself to the PC faith.

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« Reply #324 on: May 21, 2013, 02:40:18 PM »
XBL server count is being upgraded from 15000 to 300000...interesting

:lol that's all you've got
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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #325 on: May 21, 2013, 02:40:34 PM »
I welcome the PC/Oculus Rift future
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« Reply #326 on: May 21, 2013, 02:42:02 PM »
so it's a microsoft product through and through...no focus, a bunch of shit that kinda sounds maybe useful sometimes but not really, bloated software, and physically unattractive with a goddamn camera thing that HAS to be connected or else it doesn't work.   

I haven't seen the ball dropped like this since the DmC reveal. 

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« Reply #327 on: May 21, 2013, 02:42:51 PM »
Oscar post plz  :lol :lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #328 on: May 21, 2013, 02:44:06 PM »
Prole, why have you done this.....why?  :'( :usacry :gloomy
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« Reply #329 on: May 21, 2013, 02:44:17 PM »
Oscar post plz  :lol :lol :lol :lol


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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #330 on: May 21, 2013, 02:47:54 PM »


FUCKING HUGE
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« Reply #331 on: May 21, 2013, 02:47:58 PM »


I like how retro it looks.  I want wood paneling on that right section  :heart


edit:  I'm not being sarcastic.  Reminds me of a betamax player my grandfolks have; the ones where the tape slot pops up.  So cool.

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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #332 on: May 21, 2013, 02:49:29 PM »
if it was brushed steel it would look slick.

looks kinda ass with it's glossy plastic.

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« Reply #333 on: May 21, 2013, 02:49:41 PM »
All the media stuff sounds cool. I don't plan on buying a new tv anytime soon hopefully, so all the smart tv features are pretty cool and will be pretty useful to me.

I wish they showed more games, but CoD looks ok and it's a guarantee I'll buy that and enjoy it. Anything by Remedy has my support.

All in all, it's what I expected. I will buy a Xbox One, but probably not before PS4.

System looks very un-stylish though.

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« Reply #334 on: May 21, 2013, 02:50:20 PM »

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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #335 on: May 21, 2013, 02:51:14 PM »
Xbox One looks like the storage box my mom keeps her 10" records in
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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #337 on: May 21, 2013, 02:51:57 PM »
i love the look of the system and can only hope ps4 looks equally as cool because that's the one i'm buying :smug
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« Reply #339 on: May 21, 2013, 02:53:14 PM »
I've been in meetings. Holy crap that's huge.
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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #342 on: May 21, 2013, 02:55:46 PM »
It looks like the entire top of the thing is an air vent, or is that just an illusion from the angle I see?

I guess after the RROD debacle, they are going to make sure not to make the same mistake again.


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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #344 on: May 21, 2013, 02:58:08 PM »
Today wasn't a total loss for me....at least now I know what the new controller looks like that  I will be using on my PC/SteamBox in a few months.
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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #345 on: May 21, 2013, 02:58:36 PM »
DDR3 is enough to watch Netflix brah

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« Reply #346 on: May 21, 2013, 02:58:58 PM »
Yep. Can't wait to buy one of the controllers for pc. :rock
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« Reply #347 on: May 21, 2013, 02:59:34 PM »
"America Box" 

I like this.  it does seem 100% based around U.S. TV

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« Reply #348 on: May 21, 2013, 03:00:32 PM »
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« Reply #349 on: May 21, 2013, 03:00:45 PM »
DDR3 is enough to watch Netflix brah


Netflix is a relic of the past.   it's all about regular network TV now, broseph

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« Reply #350 on: May 21, 2013, 03:01:54 PM »
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« Reply #351 on: May 21, 2013, 03:02:08 PM »
For me it will come down to the games.  Or lack of them amirite.

I hope for MS's sake that they stick to what they planned to. Use this show to get across the thinking about the new system the TV and kinect features and it's E3 show for games and only games.

'Core' gamers were never going to be happy with this showing. The stuff they showed is the sort of stuff that is only really cool once we have the hardware in our homes and can play around with it.

Watching someone else watch TV and play with gadgets is boring.

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« Reply #352 on: May 21, 2013, 03:02:48 PM »


Why does this kill me every time I see it? It's so absurd.
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« Reply #353 on: May 21, 2013, 03:02:54 PM »
Hey, guys, how did the Xbox event turn ou-

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« Reply #354 on: May 21, 2013, 03:04:50 PM »
DDR3 is enough to watch Netflix brah


Netflix is a relic of the past.   it's all about regular network TV now, broseph
I read an article last week where it stated netflix has overtaken youtube as the nr.1 user of streaming bandwidth. Pretty sure it was in the states only but thats very impressive.

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« Reply #355 on: May 21, 2013, 03:05:07 PM »
[img]http://i.imgur.com/DtkdMMO.gif[/i]

Why does this kill me every time I see it? It's so absurd.



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« Reply #356 on: May 21, 2013, 03:07:00 PM »
It reminds me of this audio cassette storage I used to have. Especially if they added some wood paneling.

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« Reply #357 on: May 21, 2013, 03:09:03 PM »
The IGN stream just said you have to pay to transfer your gamerscore to the Xbox One.

 >:(
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« Reply #358 on: May 21, 2013, 03:09:37 PM »
The IGN stream just said you have to pay to transfer your gamerscore to the Xbox One.

 >:(

Now that's some bullshit if true.

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« Reply #359 on: May 21, 2013, 03:10:52 PM »
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Why does this kill me every time I see it? It's so absurd.

It's the action zoom.
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