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« Reply #660 on: May 22, 2013, 04:59:41 PM »
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« Reply #661 on: May 22, 2013, 05:07:32 PM »
i told u retardsw this was going to be horrendous but none of yo uEVER listen to me
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« Reply #662 on: May 22, 2013, 05:12:27 PM »
i told u retardsw this was going to be horrendous but none of yo uEVER listen to me


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« Reply #663 on: May 22, 2013, 05:14:18 PM »
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« Reply #664 on: May 22, 2013, 05:15:02 PM »
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« Reply #665 on: May 22, 2013, 05:15:12 PM »
i told u retardsw this was going to be horrendous but none of yo uEVER listen to me

Make sure you're around E3 or whenever it is that Sony starts letting their inconvenient truths out, I wouldn't want you to feel left out my sweet princess.
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« Reply #666 on: May 22, 2013, 05:15:40 PM »
Oh my, everyone is very negative towards the One. All my friends hate it.

One of my colleague's told me he's going to get a new Dreambox instead, because it has more tv channels lol

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« Reply #667 on: May 22, 2013, 05:21:02 PM »
im laughing so much at all of this as it keeps on progressing/regressing. They are a total joke. Xbox is done. It took years for most people to realize this but these last 2 days have been wonderful. :lol

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« Reply #668 on: May 22, 2013, 05:22:51 PM »
I guess we already saw it, but it got lost in the shuffle. 

only hdmi confirmed:
http://www.webpronews.com/the-xbox-one-wont-support-sdtvs-only-has-hdmi-out-2013-05



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« Reply #669 on: May 22, 2013, 05:26:15 PM »
Good. I don't want to rage at others connecting their HD consoles with AV.

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« Reply #670 on: May 22, 2013, 05:28:58 PM »
I guess we already saw it, but it got lost in the shuffle. 

only hdmi confirmed:
http://www.webpronews.com/the-xbox-one-wont-support-sdtvs-only-has-hdmi-out-2013-05

of all things to complain about with the xbone this is not one....if you dont have a goddam tv with an hdmi input then you are a fucktard anyway.

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« Reply #671 on: May 22, 2013, 05:34:39 PM »
my ps3 is hooked up with component cables to my plasma. 

but I'm not complaining, it's just one more thing that will cut off potential customers. 

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« Reply #672 on: May 22, 2013, 05:41:01 PM »
We don't need such customers.

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« Reply #673 on: May 22, 2013, 05:59:16 PM »
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« Reply #674 on: May 22, 2013, 06:01:15 PM »
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« Reply #675 on: May 22, 2013, 06:10:27 PM »
Major dodging of always on connection here:
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« Reply #676 on: May 22, 2013, 06:11:38 PM »
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« Reply #677 on: May 22, 2013, 06:25:37 PM »
If they REALLY wanted to attract jrpg fans, they'd put zippers on his harness.  Shit tons of zippers.
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« Reply #678 on: May 22, 2013, 06:31:23 PM »
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« Reply #679 on: May 22, 2013, 07:13:51 PM »
This thing only has HDMI? Hooooly shit Ms are living in a bubble. In college do you guys realize how many students who had a tv had an HDTV? VERY FEW. Guess what the core audience for people who buy COD is ?1?1?

Holy FUCK.

I like to troll but I never get emotionally invested in products. If one doesn't work, another will, who cares. But this is the first piece of entertainment tech product I've ever seen that I want to see fail. Really badly. So I can sit and watch and marvel it all.
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« Reply #680 on: May 22, 2013, 07:28:49 PM »
The secret to success is removing or locking down relevant features and pissing off your existing customers. Look how well it worked for Windows 8.

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« Reply #681 on: May 22, 2013, 07:29:14 PM »
How is it a marvel to watch a piece of consumer electronics bomb? It happens all the time. Even Microsoft isn't a stranger to it. Does anyone even remember the Zune? ...? That's what I thought.

Who gives a shit.

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« Reply #682 on: May 22, 2013, 07:29:19 PM »
I'm all for people bitching about this thing but the HDMI only outrage seems ridiculous to me.  You can go out and buy a HDTV with HDMI for $200....sometimes even less than that.

If someone's buying a $500 console in 2013 and they don't have a TV with HDMI then I don't know what the fuck to say.  Might as well bitch that it doesn't come with a RF adapter too.
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« Reply #683 on: May 22, 2013, 07:31:26 PM »

This thing only has HDMI? Hooooly shit Ms are living in a bubble. In college do you guys realize how many students who had a tv had an HDTV? VERY FEW. Guess what the core audience for people who buy COD is ?1?1?

Holy FUCK.

I like to troll but I never get emotionally invested in products. If one doesn't work, another will, who cares. But this is the first piece of entertainment tech product I've ever seen that I want to see fail. Really badly. So I can sit and watch and marvel it all.

Isn't PS4 HDMI only as well?
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« Reply #684 on: May 22, 2013, 07:31:59 PM »
Are you fucking serious? These companies are distinguished mentally-challenged.
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« Reply #685 on: May 22, 2013, 07:35:19 PM »
How is it a marvel to watch a piece of consumer electronics bomb? It happens all the time. Even Microsoft isn't a stranger to it. Does anyone even remember the Zune? ...? That's what I thought.

Who gives a shit.

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« Reply #686 on: May 22, 2013, 07:41:33 PM »
Time to invest in an Apple Software Developer Kit.  :'(

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« Reply #687 on: May 22, 2013, 07:46:29 PM »
Footage of the unit on the way to the event tent:
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Just like old times.  *sniff*

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« Reply #688 on: May 22, 2013, 07:48:04 PM »
Pretty sure PS4 has component and composite out. And I really doubt PS4 will have "24 hour online checks", even if Sony doesn't stop EA/Activision from implementing activation checks in their games.

Spec comparisons don't look too pretty. I'm not a specs guy but PS4 looks to be significantly more powerful.

http://anandtech.com/show/6972/xbox-one-hardware-compared-to-playstation-4
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/digitalfoundry-spec-analysis-xbox-one

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« Reply #689 on: May 22, 2013, 07:49:44 PM »
It might be HDMI only but at least they had the decency to put in an optical out, unlike Nintendo
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« Reply #690 on: May 22, 2013, 08:01:04 PM »
HDMI only is exactly what it looks like: classism paraded as "for the living room". My cousiin's household doesn't have a single hdtv except downstairs. He games in his room because gaming downstairs takes away from tv time for other people. Their family isn't exactly rich, and sure, you can just spend an extra 400 bucks on acquiring a tv capable of hdmi out, but that's besides the entire point. Great, buy an hdtv for the home AND the dorm room!  :what How are MS going to market that in places where hdtv adaptation is slower than America? What about the Diunx's and the Borys'?

Say :yeshrug?

This entire thing was coddled in the womb of a middle-upper middle class American living room bubble. I hope it fails.

Pretty sure PS4 has component and composite out. And I really doubt PS4 will have "24 hour online checks", even if Sony doesn't stop EA/Activision from implementing activation checks in their games.


Got a confirmation?
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« Reply #691 on: May 22, 2013, 08:07:44 PM »
Got a confirmation?

http://ca.ign.com/wikis/xbox-one/PS4_vs._Xbox_One_Comparison_Chart
http://www.engadget.com/2013/05/21/xbox-one-xbox-360-ps4-comparison

Neither of these are official sources but they both list PS4 as having component while X1 has HDMI only.

The IGN article links to an official PDF that says "Analog-AV out".
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« Reply #692 on: May 22, 2013, 08:10:56 PM »
It's settled. :bow

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« Reply #693 on: May 22, 2013, 08:32:17 PM »
Wow for older cable boxes like mine, it'll control the box with an IR blaster dongle :lol

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« Reply #694 on: May 22, 2013, 08:39:38 PM »
Lots of people give a huge shit.  Which is what makes it a marvel to watch a piece of consumer electronics bomb.  The lulz from Vita and WiiU have been glorious treasures.
Vita and Wii U are firecrackers compared to how spectacularly this will bomb. Just think of launch day when the Xbox Live servers go down and everyone brings home shiny new useless bricks.

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« Reply #695 on: May 22, 2013, 09:39:02 PM »
HDMI only is exactly what it looks like: classism paraded as "for the living room". My cousiin's household doesn't have a single hdtv except downstairs. He games in his room because gaming downstairs takes away from tv time for other people. Their family isn't exactly rich, and sure, you can just spend an extra 400 bucks on acquiring a tv capable of hdmi out, but that's besides the entire point. Great, buy an hdtv for the home AND the dorm room!  :what How are MS going to market that in places where hdtv adaptation is slower than America? What about the Diunx's and the Borys'?

Say :yeshrug?

This entire thing was coddled in the womb of a middle-upper middle class American living room bubble. I hope it fails.

Pretty sure PS4 has component and composite out. And I really doubt PS4 will have "24 hour online checks", even if Sony doesn't stop EA/Activision from implementing activation checks in their games.


Got a confirmation?

I hate to interrupt an irrational rant with trivial stuff like facts, but any tv currently available to buyl is an HDTV, and all of them have HDMI in. It is easy to find an HDTV for under $200, unless Texas has some "magic talky box" tax unique to its Republic.

In your scenario where separate TVs are needed for both dorm room and home, are separate Xbox units also required?  And if it's beside the entire point, why mention it?

If you want to get angry about HDMI, do it for the right reasons: HDMI is DRM forced on users, for which they pay a premium price, when other technologies cover the same ground easily and with no need for DRM.

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« Reply #696 on: May 22, 2013, 09:44:15 PM »
Lots of people give a huge shit.  Which is what makes it a marvel to watch a piece of consumer electronics bomb.  The lulz from Vita and WiiU have been glorious treasures.

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« Reply #697 on: May 22, 2013, 10:15:58 PM »
HDMI only is exactly what it looks like: classism paraded as "for the living room". My cousiin's household doesn't have a single hdtv except downstairs. He games in his room because gaming downstairs takes away from tv time for other people. Their family isn't exactly rich, and sure, you can just spend an extra 400 bucks on acquiring a tv capable of hdmi out, but that's besides the entire point. Great, buy an hdtv for the home AND the dorm room!  :what How are MS going to market that in places where hdtv adaptation is slower than America? What about the Diunx's and the Borys'?

Say :yeshrug?

This entire thing was coddled in the womb of a middle-upper middle class American living room bubble. I hope it fails.

Pretty sure PS4 has component and composite out. And I really doubt PS4 will have "24 hour online checks", even if Sony doesn't stop EA/Activision from implementing activation checks in their games.


Got a confirmation?

I hate to interrupt an irrational rant with trivial stuff like facts, but any tv currently available to buyl is an HDTV, and all of them have HDMI in. It is easy to find an HDTV for under $200, unless Texas has some "magic talky box" tax unique to its Republic.

In your scenario where separate TVs are needed for both dorm room and home, are separate Xbox units also required?  And if it's beside the entire point, why mention it?

If you want to get angry about HDMI, do it for the right reasons: HDMI is DRM forced on users, for which they pay a premium price, when other technologies cover the same ground easily and with no need for DRM.

It still doesn't really fix anything. If you want to play it, you need to buy a new tv if you're got an sdtv without hdmi.

GJ saying such a negative is "irrational" and "trivial" with the assumption that most families can just shell out 200 more bones just for a tv so little billie can play his xbox in his own room. I still stand by my original point: xbox one is classist.

Separate xbox units? I know you're in your 40's, but you couldn't be more out of touch. Typically college kids bring their tvs from far away and put their valuables in storage over summer months while school is out. I did it, everyone I knew did it, and everyone will continue doing it. You bring your system on plane or via car, in a thing called a suitcase. When you get to your dorm, you get a tv - maybe. Some aren't that lucky due to parents. If they bring their tv from home, that means a tv back home is missing. Someone will have to replace it when they get back. In either case, assuming the family doesn't have a tv with hdmi in capability for little Billy, they're going to be buying two hdmi capable televisions on top of the price of the xbox. It is highly anti-consumer, with the expectation that everyone buy new shit just to use their new fucking system, and has the money to do all of this. And fuck you for even suggesting such a counter argument is "irrational" or "trivial".
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« Reply #698 on: May 22, 2013, 10:34:02 PM »
:rofl Silver users still have to keep the unit online, but can't play online.
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« Reply #699 on: May 22, 2013, 11:04:54 PM »

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« Reply #700 on: May 22, 2013, 11:16:04 PM »
uh, I believe that says "huge" xbox 360.  that means they're gonna make a bigger one to make the xbox one look small.

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« Reply #701 on: May 22, 2013, 11:56:31 PM »
uh, I believe that says "huge" xbox 360.  that means they're gonna make a bigger one to make the xbox one look small.

 :-\ What you're doing here. I see it.  :-[

I hate to interrupt an irrational rant with trivial stuff like facts, but any tv currently available to buyl is an HDTV, and all of them have HDMI in. It is easy to find an HDTV for under $200, unless Texas has some "magic talky box" tax unique to its Republic.

In your scenario where separate TVs are needed for both dorm room and home, are separate Xbox units also required?  And if it's beside the entire point, why mention it?

If you want to get angry about HDMI, do it for the right reasons: HDMI is DRM forced on users, for which they pay a premium price, when other technologies cover the same ground easily and with no need for DRM.

Maybe with monitors and under 19", has there been any "living room size" (20" or above?) under $200 HDMI/HDTV's? I haven't really been following that market but anything released since like 2006 or 2007 has had at least one HDMI input so all the bitching about the HDMI requirement is just bizarre to me.

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« Reply #702 on: May 23, 2013, 12:13:59 AM »
Even in Sweden, where everything tends to be super expensive, you can get a 20" HDTV for less than $200. If you want at least 40" it will cost you $400. Then again we charge almost $6 for a Big Mac burger.
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« Reply #703 on: May 23, 2013, 12:25:36 AM »
himu i get where youre coming from, but seriously most families that are still using busted-ass sdtvs are not gonna be running out to buy a $400 xbx1. theyre gonna have a 360 with games from the fucking pawn shop, and when they do get some money its gonna be for a new tv instead of a new xbox. i know plenty of broke ass motherfuckers and the only ones still using sdtvs have them for their kids' bedrooms. everyone else upgraded during the holiday sales we've had for YEARS where you can get hdtvs for $200-300 dollars.
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« Reply #704 on: May 23, 2013, 12:32:27 AM »
Himu complaining about hdmi only is funny to me. I can't remember the last time I went into a home that didn't have at least one hdtv. And they really aren't expensive to get anymore.

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« Reply #705 on: May 23, 2013, 12:37:59 AM »
Lots of people give a huge shit.  Which is what makes it a marvel to watch a piece of consumer electronics bomb.  The lulz from Vita and WiiU have been glorious treasures.

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« Reply #706 on: May 23, 2013, 12:42:31 AM »
himu i get where youre coming from, but seriously most families that are still using busted-ass sdtvs are not gonna be running out to buy a $400 xbx1. theyre gonna have a 360 with games from the fucking pawn shop, and when they do get some money its gonna be for a new tv instead of a new xbox. i know plenty of broke ass motherfuckers and the only ones still using sdtvs have them for their kids' bedrooms. everyone else upgraded during the holiday sales we've had for YEARS where you can get hdtvs for $200-300 dollars.

Maybe it is true. I still don't like it. I think it is too early for HD only capable console. Also, I never said a family may buy the thing at launch. Because they won't. Maybe HD rates will be higher when they do start looking into a new system, two or three years down the line.

But again, this is speaking specifically of America. I'd like to know what the hd TV rates like where Diunx lives.
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« Reply #707 on: May 23, 2013, 12:47:06 AM »
Over 75% of US homes have at least one HDTV,
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« Reply #708 on: May 23, 2013, 12:47:25 AM »
:rofl Silver users still have to keep the unit online, but can't play online.

honestly can't tell if this is serious at this point.  I'm going to go with joke.


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« Reply #709 on: May 23, 2013, 12:47:31 AM »
i dont think microsoft gives a fuck about where diunx lives
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« Reply #710 on: May 23, 2013, 12:50:29 AM »
http://gizmodo.com/xbox-one-all-the-nerdy-details-you-dont-know-yet-509381624

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So the One's OS is broken down to two virtual machines (VM), running simultaneously. One is optimized for games, and the other for apps. You know those instantaneous app switches that you saw at the keynote, going from a game to a movie and back again in a flash? That was the OS's VM-layout at work. In simple terms, it runs and draws two apps at once, one on the game side (it seems you can run non-games on this side), and one on the app side. They're only separated by a display panel, so switching is more or less just alt-tabbing over.

This design actually solves a lot more problems than just switching between the two. Because the app side launches as soon as you turn on your console and runs the whole time, it can perform background tasks, like keeping you in a matchmaking queue, while you are playing another game, or doing something else entirely.

Beyond that, the two-pronged layout fixes the main concern game developers have about consoles running apps, which is that it changes the constants that make working on consoles possible. An app-enabled system would perform differently if it's running zero apps compared to even two or three, probably. And it's already expensive enough to make a video game. If you need to create renders for a variety of available resource situations, that's just piling on in a pretty untenable way. If you're going to go to that trouble, you may as well just make PC games. But with the Xbox's split OS, it dedicates specific hardware resources to the two VM partitions, and they never share. This will probably result, occasionally, in one side (probably gaming) maxing itself out when there's enough beef in the Xbox to power through if it had full reign over the entire system. But it also, crucially, means console developers (and console players!) get the standardized performance that makes console gaming what it is.

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This is made possible by a few things. First is the exact placement of the microphones. Because they need to be able to pick out exactly which direction a sound is coming from, this is a big deal. So after basically building from the ground up with its partner PrimeSense for the original Kinect, Microsoft hired a ton of sound experts to tear the microphone array apart and figure out how to optimize it. And after months of research, apparently, they put it right back the way they found it. Microsoft had stumbled onto the right answer its first try. Maybe checking your work is boring, but assuring that the mics were as well-positioned as possible is key to designing the rest of the accoutrements and getting them calibrated properly. Just like game developers, the Kinect team needs a set of constants to rally around.

The Xbox's sound output isn't an issue because the Kinect knows exactly what sound it's outputting, so it can cancel itself out as it analyzes the noise, no matter how loud you have your speakers. The popular example of that is a guy playing Call of Duty loud enough to kill a horse, and casually saying commands like "Delta team, Target Alpha", and the microphone takes a mess of noise and turns it into the exact commands. This feature will also, going forward, fix the old 30 Rock joke, played out at the Xbox One keynote, where someone on screen saying Xbox Off will turn off your Xbox.

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Essentially, Microsoft has made the Xbox modular. The background tasks that will be offloaded to the cloud will be a serious deal in a large number of cases. You know how in Skyrim sometimes you can look at a specific part of a specific wall and your framerate will randomly dip down into the afterlife? That workload (which is probably a silly mistake, but still) would probably be shifted off to some Microsoft server, and never make it to your Xbox. The decision-making process of when to do that—it only fires on "latency insensitive" loads, not "latency sensitive" ones—still dictates that the majority of workload will still be done locally, client side (i.e. on your Xbox). But that's not always going to be the case.
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« Reply #711 on: May 23, 2013, 12:58:54 AM »
kinect 2 is very impressive.  now to see if anyone finds a practical application for it.


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« Reply #712 on: May 23, 2013, 12:59:48 AM »
Yeah I'm really impressed with the tech for kinect 2.
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« Reply #713 on: May 23, 2013, 01:04:44 AM »
It still doesn't really fix anything. If you want to play it, you need to buy a new tv if you're got an sdtv without hdmi.

GJ saying such a negative is "irrational" and "trivial" with the assumption that most families can just shell out 200 more bones just for a tv so little billie can play his xbox in his own room. I still stand by my original point: xbox one is classist.

Separate xbox units? I know you're in your 40's, but you couldn't be more out of touch. Typically college kids bring their tvs from far away and put their valuables in storage over summer months while school is out. I did it, everyone I knew did it, and everyone will continue doing it. You bring your system on plane or via car, in a thing called a suitcase. When you get to your dorm, you get a tv - maybe. Some aren't that lucky due to parents. If they bring their tv from home, that means a tv back home is missing. Someone will have to replace it when they get back. In either case, assuming the family doesn't have a tv with hdmi in capability for little Billy, they're going to be buying two hdmi capable televisions on top of the price of the xbox. It is highly anti-consumer, with the expectation that everyone buy new shit just to use their new fucking system, and has the money to do all of this. And fuck you for even suggesting such a counter argument is "irrational" or "trivial".

I didn't call your argument irrational or trivial, so quit putting words in my mouth. I ask you for an explanation about the scenario you incoherently posited, and you start with the insults. Stop waving your cuntflaps at me, Himumu. I wasn't name-calling (except for a mandatory jab at Texas) until now, but seeing as you've started making personal attacks...

The question of multiple xboxes is valid, as it's part of the late-gen modifications MS made to the 360 OS, being able to keep cloud storage saves and have an account on multiple consoles, what the fucking fuckity fuck did you think those were for? I may be out of touch, but I can at least think my way out of a wet paper bag, unlike you.

When MS bet on HDTV last gen, it seemed preemptive and ill-fated; it turns out they were correct. My suspicion is that, in this continued era of cheap HDTVs, a mandatory HDMI-capable TV is not actually going to turn anyone off unless they see it as some kind of personal attack, a classist jab; and for those, they can always grab one of these:
http://www.amazon.com/ViewHD-Universal-Composite-Converter-Standard/dp/B0080KN18K

In summary: go fuck yourself.

Maybe with monitors and under 19", has there been any "living room size" (20" or above?) under $200 HDMI/HDTV's? I haven't really been following that market but anything released since like 2006 or 2007 has had at least one HDMI input so all the bitching about the HDMI requirement is just bizarre to me.
I was in the USA last year, shopped for a new TV; Walmart had crappy one for about 10-15% less than Best Buy's actual name-brands. I purchased a 32" Toshiba for $300, though there were smaller ones for as low as $180. I believe they were 20-24" but can't recall.

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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #714 on: May 23, 2013, 01:05:50 AM »
Himu complaining about hdmi only is funny to me. I can't remember the last time I went into a home that didn't have at least one hdtv. And they really aren't expensive to get anymore.
HDMI only is going to fuck over my game streaming.

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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #715 on: May 23, 2013, 01:29:10 AM »
A year ago in NZ I picked up a 26" HDMI monitor for 260 bux brand spanking. Anyway, pretty sure Himus trollin, who seriously uses lame hypotheticals like 'little Jimmy'?

I like the look of this thing at least. I haven't had time to get the full scoop on the used games/always online deal yet
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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #716 on: May 23, 2013, 01:35:04 AM »
If you buy an X1 you'll probably get run off the boards. :-[

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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #717 on: May 23, 2013, 01:36:20 AM »
A year ago in NZ I picked up a 26" HDMI monitor for 260 bux brand spanking. Anyway, pretty sure Himus trollin, who seriously uses lame hypotheticals like 'little Jimmy'?

I like the look of this thing at least. I haven't had time to get the full scoop on the used games/always online deal yet

I'm not really trolling. I'm mainly just concerned for people who don't have hdtvs. I usually don't subscribe "well, it's okay because I have one and it's cheap where I live" rhetoric because it's selfish. Unfortunately, I can't find data on hdtv rates in non-first world countries and I don't see why they shouldn't count as well in the long run. It just seems odd to me for Microsoft to cut out entire swaths of potential users by being hd only. Not at launch, sure, but in the future, who knows. But it falls in line with the rest of what MS is trying to sell.
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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #718 on: May 23, 2013, 01:48:26 AM »
i dont think microsoft gives a fuck about where diunx lives

True, but we don't give a fuck about MS either, this is Sony country.
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Re: Xbox Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #719 on: May 23, 2013, 01:52:27 AM »
Diunx, do you have an hdtv? How much do they cost in your country? Could you go out and buy one NOW like most of us could do in our countries?
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