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« Reply #900 on: May 24, 2013, 03:55:02 PM »
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« Reply #901 on: May 24, 2013, 04:16:17 PM »
GUYS GUYS, MAJOR NELSON JUST ISSUED A STATEMENT THAT CLEARS UP ALL USED GAME ISSUES:

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Over the paste few days, we have been reading comments and message boards following the Xbox One announcement. There are a few questions regarding used games. I wanted to clarify and provide this official statement:

    The ability to trade in and resell games is important to gamers and to Xbox. Xbox One is designed to support the trade in and resale of games. Reports about our policies for trade in and resale are inaccurate and incomplete. We will disclose more information in the near future.


http://majornelson.com/2013/05/24/xbox-one-and-used-games-2/


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« Reply #902 on: May 24, 2013, 04:17:48 PM »
Unless things have dramatically changed since the last time I was back home, a very large amount of Gamestops don't have internet connections.  But the Azure cloud thing explains it. 

Now, the better question is, why the fuck would Gamestop agree to any of this? 

God, these game companies are greedy fucks.  Doctrine of first sale applies to everyone except their special snowflake asses.  I hope the whole fucking parade of suits that came up with this horseshit (and all the other crap that's ruined the fucking industry) end up answering for all of this when the dust settles, instead of getting away scot-free while the largely blameless developers are left holding the bag of flaming dogshit.

I hope, but I know otherwise.

I'm starting to suspect the machinations on display here where the impasse that Nintendo and EA had reached.   Historically, I never saw any kind of anticonsumer stuff from Activision (they just kill what doesn't work) and Ubisoft (except for pc drm?), but this whole thing stinks of EA sitting down with the console manufacturers and giving them brilliant ideas to combat the scapegoats they had built up without addressing the fundamental budgeting issues they refused to curtail for so long.
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Re: Xbone Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #903 on: May 24, 2013, 04:18:51 PM »
GUYS GUYS, MAJOR NELSON JUST ISSUED A STATEMENT THAT CLEARS UP ALL USED GAME ISSUES:

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Over the paste few days, we have been reading comments and message boards following the Xbox One announcement. There are a few questions regarding used games. I wanted to clarify and provide this official statement:

    The ability to trade in and resell games is important to gamers and to Xbox. Xbox One is designed to support the trade in and resale of games. Reports about our policies for trade in and resale are inaccurate and incomplete. We will disclose more information in the near future.


http://majornelson.com/2013/05/24/xbox-one-and-used-games-2/


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Re: Xbone Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #904 on: May 24, 2013, 04:21:56 PM »
"designed to support"

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« Reply #905 on: May 24, 2013, 04:26:38 PM »
Sony is far too cheap and broke to set up their own "Azure Cloud" activation servers for publishers to use, right?

Just realized something mind-blowing. EA Origin's DRM is more permissive than Xbox One's DRM. You can go offline mode for weeks at a time on Origin and Steam, while Xbox Live reportedly needs a 24 hour check. That means you're better off buying Mass Effect 4 or w/e on your PC than your Xbox One if you have spotty internet.

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« Reply #906 on: May 24, 2013, 04:31:57 PM »
it'd be kind of weird if they had their own used system that's just like Microsoft's.   

collusion conspiracy theory :tinfoil :gddr5

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Re: Xbone Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #907 on: May 24, 2013, 04:53:01 PM »
Who's maxy on GAF? PM if its supposed to be a secret.

I don't post on gaf.
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« Reply #908 on: May 24, 2013, 05:05:03 PM »
Who's maxy on GAF? PM if its supposed to be a secret.

I don't post on gaf.

You do, but they're stored in GAF's cloud.
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« Reply #909 on: May 24, 2013, 05:44:54 PM »
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« Reply #910 on: May 24, 2013, 05:53:32 PM »


Maxy thoughts on this:

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« Reply #911 on: May 24, 2013, 06:01:21 PM »
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Awesome, a lionhead game! They've made good games before! No I am not being sarcastic! any chance it'll be on kinect?!
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« Reply #912 on: May 24, 2013, 06:04:59 PM »
Kinect is now the part of the system,every X1 game is a Kinect game.
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« Reply #913 on: May 24, 2013, 06:07:22 PM »
And you're excited for this why?
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« Reply #914 on: May 24, 2013, 06:12:38 PM »
I'm going to lose my shit if Lionhead brings Prole on the E3 stage to demonstrate the side hugging ability in the next Fable, thanks to the wonders of Kinect.
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« Reply #915 on: May 24, 2013, 06:15:08 PM »
I'm excited for the games.
Hardware is just a bunch of transistors and wires,it will do whatever devs want.
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« Reply #916 on: May 24, 2013, 06:24:23 PM »
Except produce better visuals then PS4  :-\

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« Reply #917 on: May 24, 2013, 06:28:21 PM »
Maxy isn't excited, he's just doing his job as a shill.  No one is excited for another Lionhead game.  No one.
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« Reply #918 on: May 24, 2013, 06:36:01 PM »
not even Peter Molyneux? what about Peter Moly...deux?
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« Reply #919 on: May 24, 2013, 06:49:18 PM »
Maxy isn't excited, he's just doing his job as a shill.  No one is excited for another Lionhead game.  No one.

I kinda liked Fable.

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« Reply #920 on: May 24, 2013, 06:58:44 PM »
actually liked it, or 6.5/10 liked it
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« Reply #921 on: May 24, 2013, 07:25:35 PM »
I'm excited for the games.
Hardware is just a bunch of transistors and wires,it will do whatever devs want.

Hahahaha
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« Reply #922 on: May 24, 2013, 07:30:09 PM »
It's called the Xbox One because when you see it, you turn one degree and keep walking.

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« Reply #923 on: May 24, 2013, 07:48:31 PM »
actually liked it, or 6.5/10 liked it

6.5/10

Nice ideas,but poorly executed.

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« Reply #924 on: May 24, 2013, 08:25:02 PM »
http://www.polygon.com/2013/5/24/4361974/the-xbox-one-can-talk-to-you-will-feature-remote-play

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The Xbox One's heavy reliance on the Kinect for voice commands will eventually include two-way conversations, according to two sources who tested out the still-in-development feature.

In one possible scenario, Kinect used its facial recognition to scan a room full of people and note if there was someone in the room it didn't recognize. It then told the console owner that there is someone in the room it didn't recognize and asked the new person to identify themselves. Once the person said their name, Kinect welcomed them and saved their information to the console.

Xbox One's ability to speak will allow it to function more like the iPhone's Siri, according to Microsoft officials who presented the feature. The voice may not be available at the console's launch, but if it isn't it will be added in a post launch patch within the first few months.

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Re: Xbone Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #925 on: May 24, 2013, 08:28:38 PM »
Citizen. Identify yourself.
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« Reply #926 on: May 24, 2013, 08:32:57 PM »
Citizen, pick up that can.
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Re: Xbone Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #927 on: May 24, 2013, 08:40:11 PM »
Put it in the trashcan.

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« Reply #928 on: May 24, 2013, 08:40:21 PM »
GAMESTOP SHARES HAVE DROPPED 20% THIS WEEK.

I fully expect them to put xbone in the back, with a huge ass warning on used games and required internet and ps4 in the forefront of the store with a shit load of ps4 ads.

Before that idiot MANABYTE comes and posts, this is AWFUL news as much as people hate gamestop. Gamestop bought all of the competition, so gamestop IS the game store now. Gamestop also brings mainstream attention to games, employs a shit load of people, and sells undeniably the most games out of any single retailer. If Gamestop goes :dead that is a massive hit on the games industry in regards to exposure and sales. Gamestop says that most used game trade ins go towards the purchase of a new game!

Hoping they'll bounce back from this.


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« Reply #929 on: May 24, 2013, 08:58:22 PM »
It's called the Xbox One because when you see it, you turn one degree and keep walking.

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« Reply #930 on: May 24, 2013, 09:01:38 PM »
Well, it was a good run. Good thing I have a backlog to last a lifetime.

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« Reply #931 on: May 24, 2013, 09:03:11 PM »
This is under the assumption that Sony isn't planning to bork used games too.

The death of GameStop would definitely speed up the death of consoles in America greatly. :hyper

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Get out the fireworks everyone, we're done!

Well, it was a good run. Good thing I have a backlog to last a lifetime.

Let's all learn Japanese and it will afford an entire language of games that were impossible to play before! We only have 20 years of games to play! It'll last us!
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Re: Xbone Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #932 on: May 24, 2013, 09:10:45 PM »
A summation of the Xbox PR team's week:

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« Reply #933 on: May 24, 2013, 10:10:54 PM »
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« Reply #934 on: May 24, 2013, 10:13:15 PM »
Nevermind, crap photoshops.
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« Reply #935 on: May 24, 2013, 10:21:54 PM »
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« Reply #936 on: May 24, 2013, 10:30:23 PM »
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eric-yaverbaum/so-long-sony-why-the-crit_b_3333781.html
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Since its announcement on Tuesday, critics of the new Xbox have littered the Internet with complaints about everything from the size and shape of the console to the upgrades made to the famously ergonomic Xbox controller. Chief among all complaints, however, has been that Microsoft's presentation focused too strongly on how the Xbox One will change how people behave in living room, and not strongly enough on how the device will improve gaming.

These critics couldn't be more wrong, and they're missing the point, to boot.

Microsoft has nothing to prove. . .

Hey critics "littering" the interwebs with your silly complaints: LOL size. LOL shape. You only have one substantive complaint: Microsoft is focusing too much on how awesome the device will be for entertainment and not focusing enough on how awesome it will be for gaming. But you're missing the point, which is . . . fuck you . . . and

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Xbox Live is now powerful enough to allow for a transformative gaming experience. Microsoft claims that the new Xbox Live's 300,000 servers have more computing power than the entire world's computing power in 1999, put together. The "infinite power of the cloud," as they call it, brings with it the unparalleled capability for users to flawlessly play multiplayer games with friends without delay and the added capability to record and share their gaming achievements over the Internet. It is difficult to understate the experiential difference between this paid and technically superior service and Sony's less impressive PlayStation Network.
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Wait, no that wasn't the point you're missing.

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Critics missed the point: the unveiling of the Xbox One was not a competition against PlayStation, or even an existential argument for plugged-in devices in the smartphone age. The Xbox One is not trying to compete with Tivo and cable boxes, Blu-Ray players and media computers, either.

The unveiling of the Xbox One was not an opening salvo against this motley of heterogeneous competition, but instead a champagne-popping ceremony at what is the beginning of the end. By packaging all these extraordinary capabilities so elegantly and by leading with such length in every facet, Microsoft has practically won the war for the soul of the living room already. All that remains is to see how competitors will exist in the shadow of Microsoft's new world order, and to find out what innovation they'll come up with next.

And the point, which you are missing with all your stupid complaints, is that the Xbone is not competing with any other console or device because . . . I say so and use words like existential and heterogeneous.

Whiners annihilated.
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« Reply #937 on: May 24, 2013, 10:39:30 PM »
 :lol

That is some masterful baiting....fucking masterful.


GAF thread up to 9 pages and sure to be more when Europe wakes up.
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« Reply #938 on: May 24, 2013, 10:56:04 PM »
It's called the Xbox One because you have to be one freaking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow to buy it.

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« Reply #939 on: May 24, 2013, 10:59:29 PM »
That cloud thing is different than the CPU blahblahblah. Here it is:

Wired reports that EVERY game gets dedicated servers on Xbox One:  https://twitter.com/JamesStevenson/status/336955409187348482

It's a game changer for real if true.

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« Reply #940 on: May 24, 2013, 11:13:28 PM »
Go back to bed, Andy.

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« Reply #941 on: May 25, 2013, 12:37:28 AM »
GAMESTOP SHARES HAVE DROPPED 20% THIS WEEK.

I fully expect them to put xbone in the back, with a huge ass warning on used games and required internet and ps4 in the forefront of the store with a shit load of ps4 ads.

Before that idiot MANABYTE comes and posts, this is AWFUL news as much as people hate gamestop. Gamestop bought all of the competition, so gamestop IS the game store now. Gamestop also brings mainstream attention to games, employs a shit load of people, and sells undeniably the most games out of any single retailer. If Gamestop goes :dead that is a massive hit on the games industry in regards to exposure and sales. Gamestop says that most used game trade ins go towards the purchase of a new game!

Hoping they'll bounce back from this.


Gamestop hate was always stupid.  Just something the internet has a diamond hive mind around.    omg they give trade-in values that are less than they sell the games for.  omg they ask if you want to preorder something.   oh god the pressure, i just want my hatsune miku game with the free gel mousepad and vibrating love pillow STOP ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS


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« Reply #942 on: May 25, 2013, 03:32:17 AM »
sorry, it's an involuntary spasm i have whenever people earnestly use made-in-marketing phrases like 'game changer'

i'll try to be more tolerant of all the little lime green ace bandages we've got running around here
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Sorry bro, didn't mean it to sound like that. Just a good feature that somehow I doubt we will see it because only source reported so far.

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« Reply #943 on: May 25, 2013, 03:47:21 AM »
MS and developers don't want to kill Gamestop,they just want a piece of the pie.

X1 discs are just distribution medium,so we are basically talking about trading in digital licences.I think Gamestop would be very interested in doing that.
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« Reply #944 on: May 25, 2013, 04:24:19 AM »
I agree,10% is nothing.

I wonder if Gamestop margins for new X1 games are also under discussion.
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« Reply #945 on: May 25, 2013, 10:05:01 AM »
:drudge ATTN: SCENEMAN :drudge

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-05-24-microsoft-patents-awarding-achievements-for-watching-tv

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Microsoft has issued a patent that will award players - or should I say viewers - achievements for watching TV.
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« Reply #946 on: May 25, 2013, 10:14:10 AM »

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« Reply #947 on: May 25, 2013, 10:15:10 AM »
:drudge ATTN: SCENEMAN :drudge

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-05-24-microsoft-patents-awarding-achievements-for-watching-tv

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Microsoft has issued a patent that will award players - or should I say viewers - achievements for watching TV.

Game changer for demi
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« Reply #948 on: May 25, 2013, 10:43:34 AM »
:drudge ATTN: SCENEMAN :drudge

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-05-24-microsoft-patents-awarding-achievements-for-watching-tv

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Microsoft has issued a patent that will award players - or should I say viewers - achievements for watching TV.

Put some 'cheevos in the SugarDVD app and watch The Bore's collective ePeen swell.

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« Reply #949 on: May 25, 2013, 11:05:55 AM »
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« Reply #950 on: May 25, 2013, 11:59:11 AM »
I fear for Francis's future.

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« Reply #951 on: May 25, 2013, 12:12:05 PM »
"I don't know what FIFA is, I'm American"

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« Reply #952 on: May 25, 2013, 12:13:09 PM »
I fear for Francis's future.

If you watch his shoot videos he's actually doing pretty well and has a qt 3.14 fiance.

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« Reply #953 on: May 25, 2013, 12:17:12 PM »
I fear for Francis's future.

Francis is a character.
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« Reply #954 on: May 25, 2013, 12:23:47 PM »
We should get Francis to post here, demi needs more bears
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« Reply #955 on: May 25, 2013, 12:30:02 PM »
Boogie's a pretty cool guy, Francis is just a character:

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« Reply #956 on: May 25, 2013, 12:38:18 PM »
I fear for Francis's future.

Francis is a character.
I know but this isn't good for his health.

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« Reply #957 on: May 25, 2013, 12:43:21 PM »
I fear for Francis's future.

Francis is a character.
I know but this isn't good for his health.

that heavy breathing seems to fake plus
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« Reply #958 on: May 25, 2013, 12:57:36 PM »
A friend of mine who writes for a big Xbox site mentions strong rumors of MS unveiling an exclusive Japanese RPG for the system. Really hope that this isn't Lost Odyssey 2, I don't want to buy Xbone and that game would probably sell me on one  :-\
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« Reply #959 on: May 25, 2013, 01:13:25 PM »
Just buy and sell. I did this with the Wii.

The rumors probably came from this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=59008145&postcount=107