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« Reply #1140 on: June 04, 2013, 02:38:09 PM »
They've got a Nintendo-like d-pad now? Huh.
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« Reply #1143 on: June 04, 2013, 07:22:22 PM »


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« Reply #1144 on: June 04, 2013, 07:37:17 PM »
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:derp

I want to assume its a play on the response Adam Orth gave during his time in the limelight but some of these people are fucking serious.

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« Reply #1145 on: June 04, 2013, 07:53:24 PM »
Ben Kuchera's gotten really bad in the last year or so in particular.  His stance on any given issue seems to be whatever most gamers are against.  Good for lulz at least.

He went full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow around the time he called out that Forbes contributor for "advocating piracy" by talking about a ROM download and then got fucking OWNED on Twitter by just about everyone.
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« Reply #1146 on: June 04, 2013, 08:15:03 PM »

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« Reply #1147 on: June 04, 2013, 08:16:39 PM »
does ben kuchera have a nasally annoying voice?  cause that's how i read it

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« Reply #1148 on: June 04, 2013, 08:17:10 PM »
Ben Kuchera's gotten really bad in the last year or so in particular.  His stance on any given issue seems to be whatever most gamers are against.  Good for lulz at least.

I'd like to think he's being an obvious troll but that would be giving him too much credit.
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« Reply #1149 on: June 04, 2013, 10:12:21 PM »
They've got a Nintendo-like d-pad now? Huh.
http://www.gamespot.com/wii-u/forum/nintendos-patent-of-the-cross-design-d-pad-66355803/
"I feel that Nintendo should renewed the patent"
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Against all odds of Internet Reasonableness, the first comments following in that thread are accurate in saying that patents are not renewable (hey, even Lego recently tried this!) and not unnecessarily derogatory to the OP. Weird.

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Re: Xbone Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #1150 on: June 06, 2013, 08:59:59 AM »
http://www.mcvuk.com/news/read/microsoft-courting-sky-to-sell-xbox-one-as-set-top-box/0116692

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Xbox is going to great lengths to win the next-gen games hardware battle, and a new deal with Sky could clinch it.

Sources familiar with the situation tell us that Microsoft is in talks with the broadcaster to sell Xbox One with Sky subscriptions. The device could work as a set-top-box or companion device - but most importantly the console could be sold at a hugely reduced cost.

The move may already have been signed off. We could even get official confirmation as soon as Monday night, when Xbox opens E3 with its yearly press conference.

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Re: Xbone Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #1151 on: June 06, 2013, 10:01:19 AM »
I thought Xbox One wasn't a real cable box and can't even act as a DVR?

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« Reply #1152 on: June 06, 2013, 10:56:16 AM »
SKY = UK Maxy

So MS strategy is still the same, the Anglo Saxon world.

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« Reply #1153 on: June 06, 2013, 10:59:43 AM »
Lager,expert for bloody obvious things.

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« Reply #1154 on: June 06, 2013, 11:40:42 AM »
Thats not even my number dumbass

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« Reply #1155 on: June 06, 2013, 01:24:14 PM »
 :lol
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« Reply #1156 on: June 06, 2013, 01:27:25 PM »
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« Reply #1157 on: June 06, 2013, 01:46:28 PM »
http://www.mcvuk.com/news/read/microsoft-courting-sky-to-sell-xbox-one-as-set-top-box/0116692

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Xbox is going to great lengths to win the next-gen games hardware battle, and a new deal with Sky could clinch it.

Sources familiar with the situation tell us that Microsoft is in talks with the broadcaster to sell Xbox One with Sky subscriptions. The device could work as a set-top-box or companion device - but most importantly the console could be sold at a hugely reduced cost.

The move may already have been signed off. We could even get official confirmation as soon as Monday night, when Xbox opens E3 with its yearly press conference.

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Re: Xbone Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #1158 on: June 06, 2013, 03:03:46 PM »
You aren't going to win a console war with tv.
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« Reply #1159 on: June 06, 2013, 03:13:58 PM »
http://majornelson.com/2013/06/06/more-details-about-xbox-one-controller/



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Impulse Triggers – Xbox One’s Wireless Controller sports four vibration motors – a small one behind each trigger that adds precise haptic feedback to the finger tips, and a larger in each grip for large scale rumbles. This gives users a sense of in-game directionality and depth, creating rich, immersive experiences where gunshots, car crashes and explosions can come to life.

Higher Quality Headset Audio – The data transfer rate between the controller and console has been improved, allowing for higher fidelity audio in communication headsets. In-game chat over Xbox Live, according to the team, will be in many cases clearer than talking on a phone.

Revamped Thumbsticks – The thumbsticks are built for precision and comfort. They’re smaller and outlined with a knurled texture for better grip. Competitive gamers will be pleased to hear the sticks require 25 percent less force to move, allowing you to adjust your aim in a first-person shooter or execute a half-circle sweep in a fighting game faster and more accurately. The controller also uses advanced electronics that reduce thumbstick deadzone in the center.

Brand New D-Pad – The old Xbox 360 D-pad is replaced by a new design that pays homage to classic controllers and is architectured to deliver more precision and tactile feedback for gaming. The D-pad’s cross shape is honed to provide accurate cardinal direction input, sweeping movements and combinations – important factors for sports and fighting games, and other experiences.

Buttons, Buttons, Buttons – The A, B, X and Y buttons are lower to the controller with tighter spacing, making the transition between each one smoother. A new, three-step manufacturing process gives these buttons a more premium look, as if the letters on them are suspended in 3-D space. The size and placement of the Xbox button has also changed so the view and menu buttons are more accessible.

Seamless Connectivity – Each controller uses a combination of invisible reflective technology and LEDs to send a patterned infrared signal to your console and Kinect sensor. Not only does this make pairing the devices seamless, but it enables Kinect to associate the controller with whoever is holding it. This introduces innovative experiences, such as player switching, where a split screen display can swap positions on the TV if users change seats on the couch.

Low Power State – If you’re watching a movie or need to step away from the TV, the controller enters a low power state that conserves your battery. The moment you pick it up again, it will be ready for use without having to resynch with the console.

Refined for Comfort – The controller’s design is deliberately honed to the closest tenth of a millimeter to offer the most comfortable fit in users’ hands, and was tested extensively by a broader age group than ever before to ensure it is optimized for as many people as possible. According to the team’s research, this improves gameplay performance and allows comfortable gaming for longer periods of time.

Angled Triggers and Bumpers – The triggers and bumpers are carefully designed for performance and comfort. The specific angling allows for a natural fit for your fingers, and the triggers require a lighter pull, so squeezing it repeatedly is an easier and more precise action.

Internal Battery Cavity –The compartment that houses AA batteries is built into the interior of the controller, providing more room at the bottom for your fingers to grip. Another convenient improvement is that the controller is both wireless and a wired– simply plug it into your console with a mini USB cable and the connection automatically switches to preserve battery life.

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« Reply #1160 on: June 06, 2013, 03:16:22 PM »
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Higher Quality Headset Audio – The data transfer rate between the controller and console has been improved, allowing for higher fidelity audio in communication headsets. In-game chat over Xbox Live, according to the team, will be in many cases clearer than talking on a phone.

And people actually want this?

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« Reply #1161 on: June 06, 2013, 03:20:36 PM »
http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2013/05/xbox-one-photos/#slideid-138526



There is more to it than that:

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A new connector for voice chat and other accessories can power a 5.1 headset without amplifiers.

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« Reply #1162 on: June 06, 2013, 04:42:03 PM »
Optional USB. Good. Now watch it be W8 exclusive on PC.

Not sure about the looser sticks. I actually liked how stiff they were in comparison to PS sticks.


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Re: Xbone Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #1163 on: June 06, 2013, 06:11:55 PM »
Xbox controller is so good, fucking distinguished mentally-challenged sticks of ps make my fingers slip in fifa.

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« Reply #1164 on: June 06, 2013, 06:16:23 PM »
ps4 controllers looks better than ps3. hopefully it has pc support.
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« Reply #1165 on: June 06, 2013, 06:17:40 PM »
If only ps controller could get those xbox sticks... Mmmmm

Also the touch thing on the new ps controller is just whack

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« Reply #1166 on: June 06, 2013, 06:19:31 PM »
I'm open to it. It allows for non conventional gaming control without being obtrusive (waggle, kinect, move).

the sticks on the ds4 and the triggers look fantastic.
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Re: Xbone Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #1167 on: June 07, 2013, 12:07:20 AM »
Touch/swiping in games is now more conventional than using a pad  :'(
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« Reply #1168 on: June 07, 2013, 01:52:35 PM »


 :rofl


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« Reply #1169 on: June 07, 2013, 01:55:52 PM »
why does that remind me of sega saturn era cg
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« Reply #1170 on: June 07, 2013, 02:08:13 PM »
Stealth OutRun port?

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« Reply #1171 on: June 07, 2013, 02:12:07 PM »
that's nothing like outrun ???
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« Reply #1172 on: June 07, 2013, 02:21:34 PM »
Must be a crappy port then.

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« Reply #1173 on: June 07, 2013, 02:22:37 PM »
:lol
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« Reply #1174 on: June 07, 2013, 02:23:15 PM »
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Re: Xbone Reveal Official Thread
« Reply #1175 on: June 07, 2013, 04:40:02 PM »
this E3 is going to be like Christmas for Jarosh.

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« Reply #1176 on: June 07, 2013, 06:52:29 PM »
I can't get over how fucking ugly the Xbone Looks. I have VCRs in the closet that look more sleek. Fuck.

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« Reply #1177 on: June 07, 2013, 06:53:14 PM »
I can't get over how fucking ugly the Xbone Looks. I have VCRs in the closet that look more sleek. Fuck.

I like how it looks. Looks like sleekest console since the ps2. :yeshrug
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« Reply #1178 on: June 07, 2013, 06:53:22 PM »
Is that one of the 15 exclusives?
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« Reply #1179 on: June 07, 2013, 06:57:39 PM »
I can't get over how fucking ugly the Xbone Looks. I have VCRs in the closet that look more sleek. Fuck.

I like how it looks. Looks like sleekest console since the ps2. :yeshrug

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« Reply #1180 on: June 07, 2013, 07:15:24 PM »
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« Reply #1181 on: June 07, 2013, 07:53:48 PM »
I can't get over how fucking ugly the Xbone Looks. I have VCRs in the closet that look more sleek. Fuck.

I like how it looks. Looks like sleekest console since the ps2. :yeshrug
shit looks like the love child of an ottoman and a sewer grate. truly ugly.

The PS3 slim was the sleekest console since the PS2. The Wii looked nice enough as well, though kind of cheap (understandable, seeing as how it was cheap)

I never ps3 was sleek looking. always looked too bulky to me, and that's cuz it was.
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« Reply #1182 on: June 07, 2013, 08:19:32 PM »
I can't get over how fucking ugly the Xbone Looks. I have VCRs in the closet that look more sleek. Fuck.

I like how it looks. Looks like sleekest console since the ps2. :yeshrug
shit looks like the love child of an ottoman and a sewer grate. truly ugly.

The PS3 slim was the sleekest console since the PS2. The Wii looked nice enough as well, though kind of cheap (understandable, seeing as how it was cheap)

I never ps3 was sleek looking. always looked too bulky to me, and that's cuz it was.

The first slim is nice. Second one is  :-X
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« Reply #1183 on: June 07, 2013, 08:38:34 PM »
Xbone looks like a grill fucked a box. When it heats up can you put meats on top of the ridged side so it's useful for something?

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« Reply #1184 on: June 07, 2013, 11:35:38 PM »
I'm 100% on board for any boycott. We'll cross this bridge with Sony as well if they go down this road.

Microsoft has now come out in the open and stood behind what we all feared. There's no confusion left but in the tiniest nuances of this story: they are gunning for us as consumers, and it's either we stop it now or this industry radically changes into something not worth saving (if it even survives at all anyway).

If this not worth a boycott, absolutely no bit of game news would ever warrant such. If this is not worth a boycott, then we might as well all just go home and allow any business to take advantage of us simply because we don't want to put in the effort to push back. If this is not worth a boycott, then we never really loved games in the first place and this hobby of ours needs to go down in flames anyway.

I say, if this is not worth a boycott, then nothing in this industry ever would be.
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« Reply #1185 on: June 07, 2013, 11:42:53 PM »
I'm 100% on board for any boycott. We'll cross this bridge with Sony as well if they go down this road.


I'd claim to be boycotting the xbone, but that boycott might seem shallow as I haven't played a videogame in over a year.

Wait--I'm boycotting the entire industry. I just started a year early.

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« Reply #1186 on: June 07, 2013, 11:46:21 PM »
I'm 100% on board for any boycott. We'll cross this bridge with Sony as well if they go down this road.

Microsoft has now come out in the open and stood behind what we all feared. There's no confusion left but in the tiniest nuances of this story: they are gunning for us as consumers, and it's either we stop it now or this industry radically changes into something not worth saving (if it even survives at all anyway).

If this not worth a boycott, absolutely no bit of game news would ever warrant such. If this is not worth a boycott, then we might as well all just go home and allow any business to take advantage of us simply because we don't want to put in the effort to push back. If this is not worth a boycott, then we never really loved games in the first place and this hobby of ours needs to go down in flames anyway.

I say, if this is not worth a boycott, then nothing in this industry ever would be.

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« Reply #1187 on: June 07, 2013, 11:48:34 PM »
And, yes, I knew that was a neogaf post.

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« Reply #1188 on: June 07, 2013, 11:49:05 PM »
Tough to confirm though: NeoGAF is currently down for scheduled maintenance. Please be patient while the site is down.

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« Reply #1189 on: June 08, 2013, 12:50:09 AM »
GAF post is right, though.


GAF post? No, dear Oscar. Amir0x post.

I like to read it in the voice of Idris Elba from the Pacific Rim trailer.
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« Reply #1190 on: June 08, 2013, 12:54:23 AM »
I'm 100% on board for any boycott. We'll cross this bridge with Sony as well if they go down this road.

Microsoft has now come out in the open and stood behind what we all feared. There's no confusion left but in the tiniest nuances of this story: they are gunning for us as consumers, and it's either we stop it now or this industry radically changes into something not worth saving (if it even survives at all anyway).

If this not worth a boycott, absolutely no bit of game news would ever warrant such. If this is not worth a boycott, then we might as well all just go home and allow any business to take advantage of us simply because we don't want to put in the effort to push back. If this is not worth a boycott, then we never really loved games in the first place and this hobby of ours needs to go down in flames anyway.

I say, if this is not worth a boycott, then nothing in this industry ever would be.


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« Reply #1191 on: June 08, 2013, 12:54:29 AM »
How horrifying is it that this gen Amir0x hyperbole matches the corporate reality.
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« Reply #1192 on: June 08, 2013, 01:04:59 AM »
How horrifying is it that this gen Amir0x hyperbole matches the corporate reality.

It's like Glen Beck being right about something.
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« Reply #1193 on: June 08, 2013, 01:06:28 AM »
How horrifying is it that this gen Amir0x hyperbole matches the corporate reality.

It's like Glen Beck being right about something.

Cue the UN black helicopters delivering Xbone to the masses.
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« Reply #1194 on: June 08, 2013, 01:11:48 AM »
You can boycott it all you want. Me and my bros will be pwning noobs and watching sports on our Xbox Ones.

your bros are going to end up being shipped to the middle east with their xbuck ones and not be able to play a single game. :teehee
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« Reply #1195 on: June 08, 2013, 01:46:11 AM »
You can boycott it all you want. Me and my bros will be pwning noobs and watching sports on our Xbox Ones.

your bros are going to end up being shipped to the middle east with their xbuck ones and not be able to play a single game. :teehee
If you are talking about the army,they won't need internet.

In other news Gamestop is happy

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Along with gamers all over the world, the GameStop team is eagerly anticipating the upcoming launch of the Xbox One this holiday season,” he told me via email. “We are excited about the immersive entertainment experience that the Xbox One offers, and the fact that the new console will support the unlimited trade-in and resell of pre-owned games, which is something our 30 million PowerUp Rewards members have told us they want. We will continue to work with Microsoft and publishers to maintain a seamless transfer of pre-owned games, and enable a smooth transition to this exciting new generation of consoles. We believe GameStop is primed and ready to deliver this new console to our customers.”
http://www.forbes.com/sites/johngaudiosi/2013/06/07/gamestop-president-tony-bartel-promises-seamless-transition-of-xbox-one-used-game-sales/?partner=yahootix

lol at people thinking that Gamestop will boycott Xbone
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« Reply #1196 on: June 08, 2013, 01:55:49 AM »
Yes, after MS killed much of GameStop's competition. Seriously, fuck all involved. Following Amir0x's lead, I shall stop buying games at GameStop.* I shall call the campaign "Halt GameStop."











*I haven't bought a game at Gamespot since 2004.

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« Reply #1197 on: June 08, 2013, 02:25:08 AM »
Yeah, it always kind of bewildered me that a lot of people really thought either MS or Sony would try to eliminate any retail chain they partially depend on to sell their new consoles/accessories/games. They just wanted their bite, and since you the consumer don't really matter to them past the initial sale, well...this is "fuck you," pretty much
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« Reply #1198 on: June 08, 2013, 02:44:54 AM »
"Fucking the end user" seems like a side effect of "wanting a cut of used game sales".

Of course it remains to be seen whether this move will generate more revenue than the current used game model. All that DRM can't be cheap, consumers will have less money to spend on games, and boycotts will shrink the overall used game pie even further.
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