Author Topic: Oh God, I'm 30 and what is this? (Read 2858 times)

Joe Molotov · « **on:** May 29, 2013, 09:03:48 PM »

Yeah, I'm making my own birthday thread because fuck this gay earth, that's why. I'm pretty sure I never agreed to be 30. 20 was okay, but this is some bullshit. Do you think Prilosec, Nexium, and a bottle of Tums would be enough to kill me? I also have a bunch of Gas-X but that's at home.

Vizzys · « **Reply #1 on:** May 29, 2013, 09:05:24 PM »

happy birthday~

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2 on:** May 29, 2013, 09:06:07 PM »

lol u old, bro

cool breeze · « **Reply #3 on:** May 29, 2013, 09:07:30 PM »

Happy birthday!

I read the what you bought thread. Celebrate by watching scientific railgun set to the last stand's audio.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** May 29, 2013, 09:21:42 PM »

Paging Dr. Boy, Dr. Birthday Boy!

Happy Birthday dude.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 29, 2013, 09:37:40 PM »

Happy birthday!

I didn't feel any different when I moved into my 30s. It's when you've been there a few years it starts to hit home.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #6 on:** May 29, 2013, 09:48:33 PM »

HPAPY BIRTHDA YJOE

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** May 29, 2013, 10:00:23 PM »

i'd still let you squirt in me like all your pre-teen girls.

bork · « **Reply #8 on:** May 29, 2013, 10:17:48 PM »

Happy birthday, OLD MAN!

I'm 32, let us hobble over to a park bench and remember the good old days.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #9 on:** May 29, 2013, 10:25:15 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 29, 2013, 09:03:48 PM

Yeah, I'm making my own birthday thread because fuck this gay earth, that's why. I'm pretty sure I never agreed to be 30. 20 was okay, but this is some bullshit. Do you think Prilosec, Nexium, and a bottle of Tums would be enough to kill me? I also have a bunch of Gas-X but that's at home.

12 hot wings + malt liquor + some beano should do the trick bro.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #10 on:** May 29, 2013, 10:28:06 PM »

Happy birthday! Get drunk and play videogames! It's what I plan for my 30th

Momo · « **Reply #11 on:** May 29, 2013, 10:29:15 PM »

Happy birthday! :3

We're two weeks apart :3

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** May 29, 2013, 10:41:16 PM »

I bought myself a birthday present:

It was $7 and had an unredeemed Club Nintendo card. This decade's starting off all right.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** May 29, 2013, 10:49:32 PM »

happy birthday Joey

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14 on:** May 29, 2013, 10:50:05 PM »

Thanks all.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #15 on:** May 29, 2013, 10:50:55 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on May 29, 2013, 10:28:06 PM

Happy birthday! Get drunk and fuck mad bitches! It's what I wish was the plan for my 30th

Above fixed....if you need help Demi seems inclined to recline.

Beezy · « **Reply #16 on:** May 29, 2013, 11:12:21 PM »

happy birthday dude

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17 on:** May 29, 2013, 11:13:30 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on May 29, 2013, 10:50:55 PM

Quote from: The Sceneman on May 29, 2013, 10:28:06 PM
Happy birthday! Get drunk and fuck mad bitches! It's what I wish was the plan for my 30th

Above fixed....if you need help Demi seems inclined to recline.

Demi's not a bitch, he's a classy lady.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #18 on:** May 29, 2013, 11:18:12 PM »

Pffft, whatever, child

Happy Birthday!

Trent Dole · « **Reply #19 on:** May 29, 2013, 11:24:19 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on May 29, 2013, 11:18:12 PM

Pffft, whatever, child

Happy Birthday!

Haha yes. 'appy barfday duder, SW3 is good times.

Momo · « **Reply #20 on:** May 29, 2013, 11:44:43 PM »

30 on the 30th

It's yur crown birthday

HAPPY SPECIAL BIRTHDAY MANG

EDIT: Basically, a very large party lol
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_crown_birthday

naff · « **Reply #21 on:** May 29, 2013, 11:51:14 PM »

HB! I hope you get some sweet ass that isn't Demi's

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #22 on:** May 30, 2013, 12:07:10 AM »

You just made everyone over 30 feel like shit

What a dick

But anyways, happy birthday, cuz you're pretty cool most of the time

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #23 on:** May 30, 2013, 12:11:14 AM »

You're only as old as you feel.

...I've been dead inside for 10+ years.

Anyway, happy birthday!

demi · « **Reply #24 on:** May 30, 2013, 12:22:44 AM »

You have to celebrate with a nice relaxing jerk at least. You deserve it.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #25 on:** May 30, 2013, 12:49:17 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on May 30, 2013, 12:11:14 AM

You're only as old as you feel.

You're just making it worse.

chronovore · « **Reply #26 on:** May 30, 2013, 12:57:25 AM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #27 on:** May 30, 2013, 01:11:06 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 30, 2013, 12:49:17 AM

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on May 30, 2013, 12:11:14 AM
You're only as old as you feel.

You're just making it worse.

That's kind of what I do.

Tasty · « **Reply #28 on:** May 30, 2013, 01:23:45 AM »

You're my least hated of the red named jerks. Congrats.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #29 on:** May 30, 2013, 01:34:19 AM »

my 30th was even better than my 20th (or 21st for that matter, because I'm a total prude and teetotaler). Yours should be too, the only thing that sucks at 30 vs. 20 is your metabolism.

Happy birthday!

Damian79 · « **Reply #30 on:** May 30, 2013, 05:15:50 AM »

Only 3 and a half more years until you are as old and bitter as me. You will make posts that piss off many people and get nothing but God you are an idiot! but at my age you would have learned to shrug that off.

Forgot to wish you happy birthday. Happy Birthday.

MCD · « **Reply #31 on:** May 30, 2013, 05:22:39 AM »

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ONII-CHAN!

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #32 on:** May 30, 2013, 05:31:00 AM »

Congrats man!

Dirty 30!

I'll join you soon!

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #33 on:** May 30, 2013, 06:04:29 AM »

Have a birthday!

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #34 on:** May 30, 2013, 06:21:02 AM »

Don't worry about 30, as long as you don't lose your Edge™

Eric P · « **Reply #35 on:** May 30, 2013, 07:56:21 AM »

i remember turning 30

barely

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #36 on:** May 30, 2013, 08:11:21 AM »

Quote from: Fragamemnon on May 30, 2013, 01:34:19 AM

my 30th was even better than my 20th (or 21st for that matter, because I'm a total prude and teetotaler). Yours should be too, the only thing that sucks at 30 vs. 20 is your metabolism.

Happy birthday!

Thanks, Frag.

Polari · « **Reply #37 on:** May 30, 2013, 08:30:41 AM »

Happy Birthday! I just realised the average age on this forum is only going up, no young blood. We're going to be old men posting about the kids on our lawns before you know it.

chronovore · « **Reply #38 on:** May 30, 2013, 08:51:48 AM »

The average age on this board, dudes hitting thirty and thinking they're old.

You're charming.

(Get off my lawn. )

Brehvolution · « **Reply #39 on:** May 30, 2013, 09:05:12 AM »

Happy Birthday, Joe! 30 is like being 20, but with money.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #40 on:** May 30, 2013, 11:25:56 AM »

Happy Birthday. 30 sucks.

Quote from: The Business on May 29, 2013, 10:24:24 PM

30 is the new 20 THANKS OBAMA

Unless you're a woman.

Quote from: Zero Hero on May 30, 2013, 09:05:12 AM

Happy Birthday, Joe! 30 is like being 20, but with money.

That hasn't been my experience.

radioheadrule83 · « **Reply #41 on:** May 30, 2013, 11:51:09 AM »

Happy Birthday sir... I'm 29, I'll be with you before long

I have the burgeoning gut and shitty metabolism of a do-nothing 30 year old, but the mental age and life-preparedness of an early 20 something. Where I do feel my age, is that every year brings slightly more diminished hope, and the days of feeling truly fun and carefree seem more distant every day.

♫ Happy birthday to youuuuuuu

Groogrux · « **Reply #42 on:** May 30, 2013, 11:57:18 AM »

I dread turning 30. Still a couple of years out through.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

demi · « **Reply #43 on:** May 30, 2013, 02:13:39 PM »

If it helps, the community prefers chubs the older they are. You fill out the role much more than us skinny bitches who have to worry.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #44 on:** May 30, 2013, 08:30:39 PM »

Quote from: radioheadrule83 on May 30, 2013, 11:51:09 AM

Happy Birthday sir... I'm 29, I'll be with you before long

I have the burgeoning gut and shitty metabolism of a do-nothing 30 year old, but the mental age and life-preparedness of an early 20 something.

Your posts on the miiverse disagree.

I have the gut of a 15 year-old. I also have his liver and kidneys. nomnomnomnom.

tiesto · « **Reply #45 on:** May 30, 2013, 09:40:56 PM »

Got 2 more months left of being 30, it's a good age to be... happy birthday and enjoy it!

Diunx · « **Reply #46 on:** May 30, 2013, 10:21:52 PM »

Happy birthday Uncle Joe!

Robo · « **Reply #47 on:** May 30, 2013, 11:10:00 PM »

I'll be 30 in a month in a half, am in my physical and mental prime, and give less of a fuck than ever before. I'm ready.

30s

Himu · « **Reply #48 on:** May 30, 2013, 11:57:31 PM »

DRINK YOURSELF TO DEATH, SWEET HEART.

Relish in the 30's! The roaring 20's sucked! LOOK TO THE FUTURE!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #49 on:** May 31, 2013, 12:08:18 AM »

Quote from: The Business on May 30, 2013, 11:20:46 PM

The only thing I'm not looking forward to in my 30s will be the steady physical decline. Everything else is going to be awesome, though.

There's also the steady mental decline.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #50 on:** May 31, 2013, 12:37:24 AM »

Quote from: The Business on May 30, 2013, 11:20:46 PM

The only thing I'm not looking forward to in my 30s will be the steady physical decline. Everything else is going to be awesome, though.

But many elite powerlifters and bodybuilders hit their primes in their 30s

The way you train, I wouldn't be surprised if you've gotten to be 1.5-2x stronger at age 35

lennedsay · « **Reply #51 on:** May 31, 2013, 12:38:52 AM »

This sounds horrible, Joe. You should write your congressman or something, try to get your age reversed legally.

Happy birthday though! I'll pop a few Metamucil and watch Murder She Wrote in your honor.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #52 on:** May 31, 2013, 03:15:43 PM »

30 was the best year of my life. Have fun.

Mupepe · « **Reply #53 on:** May 31, 2013, 04:23:25 PM »

30 is fun for men! (I think? I'm assuming. Who knows!) Happy birthday!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #54 on:** May 31, 2013, 07:15:15 PM »

Quote from: The Business on May 31, 2013, 12:33:32 AM

That won't be too bad since all that knowledge adds up, right?

Knowledge adds up, but not as much as you'd hope because of the general forgetting curve and a general decline in long-term memory.

Crystallized intelligence (GC) doesn't really begin to decline until 60, but it doesn't increase that much from 30. At 30, everything else begins to crash.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #55 on:** May 31, 2013, 08:53:40 PM »

Inspector Thatcher · « **Reply #56 on:** May 31, 2013, 09:26:53 PM »

Always nice to see what I may or may not have to look forward to.

And on that note, happy 30th! Let us youngers know what it's like on the other side.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #57 on:** May 31, 2013, 09:28:02 PM »

Christopher Lee is 91 and he's still awesome.

PigSpeakers · « **Reply #58 on:** June 01, 2013, 08:25:44 PM »

If you ask GAF, Taco Bell will kill you.

Happy 30th! Live mas.

pickle · « **Reply #59 on:** June 02, 2013, 05:11:34 AM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on May 30, 2013, 08:30:39 PM

Quote from: radioheadrule83 on May 30, 2013, 11:51:09 AM
Happy Birthday sir... I'm 29, I'll be with you before long

I have the burgeoning gut and shitty metabolism of a do-nothing 30 year old, but the mental age and life-preparedness of an early 20 something.

Your posts on the miiverse disagree.

I have the gut of a 15 year-old. I also have his liver and kidneys. nomnomnomnom.

http://m.680news.com/2013/04/14/toronto-police-searching-for-missing-15-year-old-boy/

News:

Author Topic: Oh God, I'm 30 and what is this? (Read 2858 times)