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Motherfucking work
« on: May 30, 2013, 12:10:55 PM »
Congrats on your promotion Lager.

You will keep you current pay, get the title of the position above you but actually do the work of the position above that again.

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 :mindblown

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fistfulofmetal

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Re: Motherfucking work
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2013, 12:12:07 PM »
uh... why would you accept a promotion without a pay-raise?
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Re: Motherfucking work
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2013, 12:18:22 PM »
Looks good on my CV, that part where I actually have to do the work of someone even higher up just came up now. Shit is not gonna stand.


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Re: Motherfucking work
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2013, 12:18:29 PM »
Promotions are just as superficial as pay raises. If its just another commodity you use for status. Deal with it stinking hippy
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Re: Motherfucking work
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2013, 12:21:59 PM »
Nah PD baby, money pays the bills. But once youre out of playing WoW and jerking it to porn and think about starting a family you will understand that.

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Re: Motherfucking work
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2013, 12:29:06 PM »
You don't need money, Lager. Just go to Swappigans.
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Re: Motherfucking work
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2013, 12:43:35 PM »
fuck work :pacspit

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Re: Motherfucking work
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2013, 12:47:10 PM »
ど助平

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Re: Motherfucking work
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2013, 02:10:10 PM »
I'm at a point in my early career where three superiors are trying to breed me to basically do their respective jobs...so in practice I have three areas of tent-pole responsibilities alongside with my actual position responsibilities.  I've been working 65 hour weeks the last month or so!

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oh well, good money and experience
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Re: Motherfucking work
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2013, 05:18:47 PM »
Do you have enough seniority to fail upwards yet? If not, sucks, but I guess it does indeed look good on a CV... If you do, congratulations.

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Re: Motherfucking work
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2013, 05:55:12 PM »
Fail upwards?

You mean like get a better job elsewhere? If so, yes. Shame I just turned down an offer though, since I thought this promo would be the shit. But there's more stuff.

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Re: Motherfucking work
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2013, 06:10:46 PM »
No, I mean get promoted even further for being shit at the job.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_principle

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Re: Motherfucking work
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2013, 02:06:22 AM »
Thats brilliant

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Re: Motherfucking work
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2013, 02:08:35 AM »
Fail upwards?

Basically how every american company works.
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Re: Motherfucking work
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2013, 07:04:00 AM »
It's true.

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Re: Motherfucking work
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2013, 08:09:19 AM »
I never thought about it from that angle, it's very cynical but there must be some truth there.

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Re: Motherfucking work
« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2013, 08:33:33 AM »
Welcome to the real world, motherfucker.

The silver lining is that since you keep your pay, you are probably eligible for higher pay rises.  Eventually you will equalize with others in your pay band (if your company has one).
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Re: Motherfucking work
« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2013, 10:51:06 AM »
Fuck the pay band (there is one yes), I'm having a talk soon about this.